T O P
raiken92

That happy meal toy you left behind when u were a kid that swore revenge on you, and will kill you in your sleep ..


ProrexPyre

Banette?


raiken92

Yep ..


MegaAscension

I found a Primal Kyogre happy meal toy left behind once in McDonald's... it sits on my nightstand now.


yummy_yummy_orphans

I got one and forgot it at a McDonald's 😥


MegaAscension

My Kyogre is beat up pretty badly. I would bring it on swimming trips to the river and we'd throw it around, but it would hit the river rocks too. We somehow came up with the name of "The Man Baby Child" for it. This was six months before I got into Pokemon too...


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Shuppet


Actual-Direction421

A small cabbage frog


ProrexPyre

Applin?


Actual-Direction421

No, I said cabbage not apple


ProrexPyre

You got me, what is it?


Actual-Direction421

Bulbasuar


Xavier_griffin

Bulbasaur is a frog


Actual-Direction421

Explain the “saur”


Business-Contract-12

Have you seen Venusaurs movement in let's go?? It literally hops around like a frog


Thatoneguy-42

They said as shitty as possible


yummy_yummy_orphans

It's actually based on a frog


mix_th30ry

It kinda looks like the bulbasaurus, a stem-mammal, yeah, venusaur may be more related to typhlosion than seismitoad or meganium or serperior


PaperJamSketch

Bulbasaur :D


ProrexPyre

Most Hot-headed redneck ever!!


CatastrophicSpecter

Got no clue but hilarious description


ProrexPyre

Typhlosion


Impressive-Spell-643

20/10 for the quality taste


CobaltViewsYourPosts

100/10 in taste, my guy


reddituser31190

A little ghost that wants to be loved by being another


Xavier_griffin

Mimikyu


Youispopio

I love Mimikyu


ProrexPyre

Phantump?


reddituser31190

Ok let me rephrase, a little ghost that wants to be loved, by pretending to be a different pokemon


ProrexPyre

Mimikyu


RosyGh0st

1. Alpharad thought it had a space helmet 2. A flower. That’s it. It’s a flower.


ProrexPyre

Florges


RosyGh0st

No (I should’ve mentioned it’s two separate Pokémon, they’re just both my favorite)


ProrexPyre

Araraquanid Bellosom


RosyGh0st

Neither


ProrexPyre

Ok then, I got nothing. Please share


RosyGh0st

One is Gardevoir and two is Sunflora The Gardevoir thing is a reference to what Jacob said in [this RubberRoss video](https://youtu.be/YlryaPQLo40)


TheMind34

A sub-Sahara dwelling beast that has found its way into the desert just to make people think they found a shiny but instead found a female


Puddlzzzzz

Hippowdon


Kantrix1923

Angry supercomputer with claws


ProrexPyre

Metagross


Kantrix1923

Indeed


papertheskeleton

Angry ghost boxer man


ProrexPyre

Marshadow?


papertheskeleton

Correct


ChekoreeDixon

A fiery chicken


ProrexPyre

Blaziken


Reddit-Kid2012

The lazy tiny owl that is always asleep and can’t even get a berry for his trainer


ProrexPyre

Rowlet?


Reddit-Kid2012

Yes


gr_xx_e

A flower you’ll see if you got high, because it’s flying.


ProrexPyre

Jumpluff?


TheLocalTaxCollector

A (questionable) dragon that would suck as a house pet


ProrexPyre

Goodra?


TheLocalTaxCollector

Yep


Bladesubs

A rock lizard with shiny top


ProrexPyre

Onix?


Bladesubs

onix is a snake


franciscobruh06

Aggron


Bladesubs

yes


gr_xx_e

The iron giant, but small and feminine.


RoBoBunnyBoi101

magearna?


ProrexPyre

I’ve got nothing. Please tel me


gr_xx_e

Magearna, homie


Lonewolf3593

Big Chess piece


CatastrophicSpecter

Bisharp?


Lonewolf3593

Correct


CatastrophicSpecter

Let’s go.


whiscash-san

w mustache fish


ProrexPyre

Wiscash


ToobsMckenzie

An edgy emo furry that's also the best cosplayer in the world.


LumineXjojo24242424

Zoararark


SmugDragapult

a fake human boxer


ProrexPyre

Hitmonchan


COOLNIKO04

A big bat


ProrexPyre

Golbat


Puddlzzzzz

Noivern?


MegaAscension

Crobat?


TheChaoticWooloo

Lunala?


shiny_pigman

chess piece with blades


ProrexPyre

Bisharp


That_Dude59

Fat dragon


ProrexPyre

Dragonite or goodra


That_Dude59

Nope


BlakeTheCake16

Sombrero wearing dancer


ProrexPyre

Ludicolo


New-Cardiologist-996

nerd space bug


ProrexPyre

Genesect


New-Cardiologist-996

no orbeetle


Green-Network5130

Junivile giraffe with a ring around it's abdomen


ProrexPyre

Arkoos


Green-Network5130

Yes


GAM3R_DARK

THE LAMP WILL STEAL UR SOUL


ProrexPyre

Chandalure


GAM3R_DARK

Yea


KingGamerlol

# round


Knobleboi

Spheal?


KingGamerlol

Ha yeah


beancrockshahaalt

A ball who can commit suicide


Grablycan

Scarecrow desert boi


ProrexPyre

Cacturne?


Grablycan

Yes


Sushi-Is-Fiction

Goo bear thing


ProrexPyre

Cubchu


Sushi-Is-Fiction

Nope


ErrorParadox710

A rock with a ghost in it?


ProrexPyre

Runirigus?


franciscobruh06

A bird that shoots


ProrexPyre

Tucannon


EarthDraco13

Disaster dog


ProrexPyre

Entei?


EarthDraco13

No


ProrexPyre

Absol


EarthDraco13

Yup


Tesfan106

Noisey wyvern


OT_Gamer

Noivern


Tesfan106

Correct


ProrexPyre

Noibat


Thatsfukingtastic

Which Pokemon is bird superhero? Hawlucha?


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Violent Surround Sound


Abra1161

Obama


SystemOk2595

Abomasnow


LumineXjojo24242424

Oh jeez Obama actually meant something


Mypankakes

Best anime cry


FalcoBoi3834

A small naked cat that can read your mind


c00l2

The devil


SystemOk2595

giritina?


Obliviouslynormal

The thing that teaches aang his powers again in season three


Shadowking0914

A green lizard who can grow a fuckin christmas tree on his ass


AssistanceFickle9568

Furry bait… that is all


ProrexPyre

Vaporeon?


CarelessWasabi

do you know how little that narrows it down?


Puddlzzzzz

Lopunny?


MadyyB

Lampet


Adventboy20

Quadruped fish


fizer_123

Big guy


NewMetaKnight

A fluffy Birb


Dubby084

Moon.


CatastrophicSpecter

A half smooth and half spiky ghost, and based on the anime loves to pull pranks.


ProrexPyre

Spectrier


CatastrophicSpecter

No, but nice guess


ProrexPyre

Gengar


CatastrophicSpecter

Yes :) 👻


FailBoatnot1511

A literal God.


Kenta_Todoroki11

Orange lizard with wings


6rag6doll6

Usually a rock


shaxane

A furry cosplayed a chicken... has never seen a chicken


thedinolover37

He really likes mud


thedinolover37

And kids


HERECOMEBOI_

The worst goat-head


nelben88

IMMMMM GONNNA SWWWWINGGGG FROMMM THEEE ___________ Demon doggo woof woof Casually eats mountains Pokepark 2 Piplup replacement


Experiencia-626

A triangle shaped space virus arriving in a meteor ready to obliterate the earth up


WillzFlareFox

Smol precious rabbit boi who can fly.


RoBoBunnyBoi101

hairless yellow sheep


ProrexPyre

Ampharos


R3nn4T_007

Standing spectral blob


Justacactus1

Fatass who sleeps all year


EP1CxM1Nx99

Fat green raptor


Thatoneguy-42

Emo Dream Reaper


Enough-Jump5183

Blue dog that can sense people


joe713aintcool

Chonky pig


LumineXjojo24242424

Lechonk, or tepig evo?


joe713aintcool

I love both but referring to lechonk


Seko_Knight

That one slime monster that's def having no thoughts.


NickaToad1011

Canine that harnesses the power of lightning and is very fluffy


Butteryums

A really rocky puppy


LumineXjojo24242424

Rockruff?


Butteryums

Yes


Destiny1267

Pokémon becomes even more fluffy and friendly when gigantamaxed


TurdBucketPhillipine

EV


Digitydoggimmeahigh5

Rock Dinosaur with steel armour


LumineXjojo24242424

Agron?


Digitydoggimmeahigh5

Yep


dashfredplayzreal

Big sound dragon bat


mewzen0

a mouse/cat/anything capable of mind control and possibly world destruction


The2ndDude

Underdeveloped frog who goes to the gym


SystemOk2595

green water bear


yummy_yummy_orphans

It's a pokemon


CandyCat0904

A fox that has mystical powers and a cute pre evo


Lonely_Ad_7558

Flying snek


AylaVaporeon2209

blue water guy who everybody ahs ruined by sexualising it so now i dont tell people in real life my favourite pokemon


Big_Bro_Byakko

Emo lightning lion/lynx with x-ray vision


Boyman3357

A mystical blue derpy sand lizard


Daddy_Pain420

Wheazel on fire


Fnafbulbasaur

A plant frog thing that it looks like a bulb


zarkishere

A dragon.


Fizzy163

floof dog


ursamajor622

Rock eating Godzilla


AleXtheEnderRedditer

Robin hood dead howl


Tridex_20

El Tigre but a Pokemon


Most_Lifeguard9372

“HELP I’M SHITTING RIBBONS”


Kiriubeats

A flightless bird with a crown


Longjumping_Base_338

Bird with a bow


DingoDongo09

A giant frog with a big and long tongue


legend_eevee

Gen 6-8 SS OU.


legend_eevee

Gen 5-8 OU


Link69057

A big apple


Blastzone3

A living NIGHTMARE


DragonBlade9905

Angry dead fox


WallOfWhales

Alchoholic bear