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Oddly__Strange

But I use incogni- I mean I dont search that stuff up


B127onC53

Sam- I mean, I don’t either


Cyberfight3r

Right here wi- I mean its not like i search that


DarlexGardenWarden

Who doesn't use inco - I mean who searches that kind of stuff


Smnionarrorator29384

Yeah, I would never search that shit up ~~on this phone~~ ever!


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

I agree w- I mean what dirty-minded moron would do such a thing?


boosergod

I mean, I wou- Yeah who does that


KitoAnimates

Exactl- I mean, I don't search that either


zapp909

I do it ev- I mean what’s an incognito mode


NoPromise1606

I use red-I mean incog- I mean I'm a holy boy


Glittering_Golf5902

I have nothing notable, just mythology all over


Cxrxna_Virus

Oh no, it saw my smogon searches.


Excellent-Tart-1912

Same.Any dirty stuff is deleted immediately.


Dedededeeznuts

So it's ashamed at lego tyranitar, buzzwhole pokemon unite and graggle Simpson?


Basculegions

Graggle


Dedededeeznuts

Yes graggle


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

and how to evolve croagunk?


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

My school website


EvilThwomp12

Mr. Owen be ashamed


TheBlockyNon-furry

I always delete my history, so it’s ashamed at nothing


SuperSonic486

Its ashamed that you have nothing, an overly empty says just as much as a non-deleted one.


TheBlockyNon-furry

True


Raremeralds

It’s just more suspicious


TheBlockyNon-furry

Yeah i could see that


Yoshibro2522

Same😅


The_Great_P0tato

Wdym? It’s cleaner then Mr. Clean


zarkishere

i don't care if some random virtual creature judges what i search on the internet


Poorly_Made_Comix

My search history's top result is: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Grimm-studios-YT

....


Lohan3xists

I-It’s not my fault! It’s those *DAMNED* voices in my head! They keep pushing me towards that stuff! I swear!


Red-Nexus

I log out of my account so there is nothing to see here


A1phaAstroX

OH NO, IT FOUND OUT IM BROWSING REDDIT DURING CLASS!


The_Mad07

What? I only looked up how to prepare grilled Eevee.


Ima-leezard

You WHAT?! YOU KNOW HOW? I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT


ComedianFodder

Why should I be? I just play Roblox and Minecraft all day


CharlizeTheGamer

Same


Cosmic_Collosis

Same. And soulknight. Mostly while youtube is in the backround.


ComedianFodder

YouTube momenr


Cosmic_Collosis

Yup.


[deleted]

Wow iv never felt so bad about not knowing how to tie a tie


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NightmareDreeaam

Soldiers and Demos Duel with katanas For a one-hit-kill


EvilThwomp12

Sol / diers / and / de / mons = 5 Duel / with / ka / ta / nas = 5 For / a / one / hit / kill = 5 Its 5 / 7 / 5, not 5 / 5 / 5


DiamondMaster_

Jokes on you! I don't use the internet.


TheBlockyNon-furry

Your using reddit


DiamondMaster_

That's the joke...


TheBlockyNon-furry

Im an idiot


The_Auramaster

You're an idiot


TheBlockyNon-furry

😭


The_Auramaster

I was more just referencing [this](https://youtu.be/EfYtMLe7gqI)


TheBlockyNon-furry

Oh


The_Auramaster

My man hasn't seen the grinch. Smh my head


TheBlockyNon-furry

r/woooosh


NightmareDreeaam

that's the sound of the joke flying over your head


TheBlockyNon-furry

I still hear it


SilverTheGrandKaiju

HA! Jokes on you,I can't afford internet!


Mynameisinsomegames

Then how are you on Reddit if your broke and can't afford internet?


SilverTheGrandKaiju

I use the neighbor's internet


Cinder-22

My search history is... bulbapedia and pokemon showdown


BLA5T3R-Productions

Why was Eevee looking through my search history? Doesn’t Eevee trust me


PartyDanimal

So much Vaporeon . . .


SappySoulTaker

The ears though. Er take this water stone, Sloppy


Darkfury2454

It’s stuff in a game... a game with very little content like that, and I was googling what an npc likes


Correct-Victory-2528

EEVEE NO LOOK AWAY DOMT CLICK THE LINK TITLES "RULE34 EEVEE RESULTS"


NukelearChaos

But all of my searches are just tboi crap and mushrooms


Dungeon996

My search history is just chanclas


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

No manches Juan! Back at it again with the white chanclas! [From here](https://youtu.be/AuF-ToBcwlk)


Polterpupfan

Whats so wrong about looking up trans Harry Potter headcanons?


ModeratelyNo


Valk0440

Good comment


Admirable-Delay1902

𝙊𝙝 𝙮𝙖𝙮


UltraUmberon987

I have nothing eevee should be ashamed of……


Redditusername0005

Understandable. I ask google a lot of stupud questions


TheEpicWerdo

my search history consists of duskit and kittone from loomian legacy, pokemon fusion, a video cropper, me trying to figure out fl studio, and **gacha club.** the last one is probably the reason eevee is ashamed.


ISwearIWontUseZalgo

uh oh it saw my reddit tabs and pokemon showdown teams how will i recover from this


ManectricSlide

It's seeing me look at fan art of potential Eeveelutions. Why should he be ashamed?


Thornrhino

An unconscious eevee ... that is a great news. I will enjoy the moment


Millhouse874

I have no Shame.


Spirit_The_Animator

So it’s ashamed at soft boiled eggs, striped racer(a snake), things for a game i play, and scp 3008? Honestly that’s kinda weird


Cat-Lover20

Me, looking at cat pictures: “??”


Happy-Ad-6579

I'm sorry


azw19921

Hears Peter Griffin shame on you song


no1-imparticular

I have done nothing of the sort, I’m a man of the lord😤😂


ThepotatoOfDestiny03

I search for pictures I could make memes of. Eevee is my next target!!!


PoisonTypesAreCool

Agh it saw how much I’ve searched up hockey stats


Impressive-Spell-643

All I searched was "how to evolve Eevee into a ghost type"


Mr_Koro68

But I just googled if an oven can cause a nuke to explode! Why is that a bad thing???


FlakyCan5368

How the hell did she? I ALWAYS delete it-


ZGaurdian99

I just like reading manhuas and manhwas, yes I may have read 300 chapters today but don't judge me.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Aint nobody sent his nosey ass to check that!


ComunistComrade

I'm sorry for searching up Lando T teams, Eevee, I've been trying to quit my addiction but it's just too much, man. The withdrawal hits hard, man. Who can pass up 145 attack? With u turn, stealth rock, defog, earthquake, the list goes on! Well, at least I ain't on the new stuff on the market, right? I mean seriously, they've got kiddos addicted to that shit man, have you seen? They just spam behemoth blade and the occasional wild charge! You're right, I should focus on myself. Say, do you got any of those therapeutic Rain teams with Ferro and friends?


v0sten

Ok i admit... I was looking at gaming chairs i'm sorry


Bre3ezy

I only looked up the copypasta to show my friend because he hadn’t heard it I swear


Intelligent_Box2964

why are you so sad you saw corgis and shiba inus


Toothy-Htf

Im sorry, Eevee! I just forgot what Psiquic was strong against!


SuperMarioGamers3

I don’t have anything on my history that’s noteworthy so…


Leo_Parsons

Whats wrong with fortnite tracker?


NightmareDreeaam

[Wasted](https://youtu.be/U51HW_RYv4Q)


Alex_or_someone_else

The last thing I looked up was “Florida man steals 75,000 dollars worth of soup.” That happened


Firefox_205

Hah jokes on you I delete my search histor- I mean I don't look up anything bad I just


Skya-kun

But I ✨delete it✨


Dragonsona

Oh no, eevee saw my mandela catalogue searches


Kween_Mimikyu

Damn she saw my random questions


ilikejuljutbrown

How to get eevee without breeding


krishnaar23

After seeing my search history your reaction will be same as eevee along with Mental pain and headache Its >!my Maths homework specifically Integration !<


Basculegions

Why is eevee ashamed of how to level up pokemon fast legends arceus, killer fish from san diego and when does croagunk level up


puptbh

Even doesn't like stardew Valley than


HyxNess

He realised I am a league of legends player.


Shawn_Zachary_Borja

Nothing… I’ve deleted my Virtual Machine.


Obsidian3ye

what's wrong with me wanting thigh highs? I just think their cute!


ZEDQE_Yt

Oh no i always forget pokemon names and google them 😳


Remarkable-Goat-3792

What's wrong with hard drive articles?


realCoolguy298

For safari or chrome?


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

That depends on what search engine it is cause 1 is just normal stuff the other is a shit ton of porn


Cosmic_Collosis

AAAAAAAAAH! now u know my competitive type matchups!!!!! I A GOING TO LOSE!!!!!


Adrinotfound

I have no eeveelution hentai. Gardevoir tho….


MaxRocketDuck

My friend’s the reason mine isn’t great


Grimm-studios-YT

Oh no eevee saw me trying to look up how to kill a bidoof


Private_Benjamin

Sorry Eevee but.... >!Did you know?!<


king_nubert

Does eevee not like battle cats wiki


Raremeralds

Oh no, whatever shall I do. It saw my Fakemon ideas. Oh no.


Volt_Edge

Damn


BeastlyIncineroar

I know, I’m so ashamed I second guess myself on the spelling of 5 letter words.


Extreme_33337_

You saw me looking up lightsabers?


Cooki3Cat5

Mines clean what you mean


NoobyInASuit

Ashamed of looking for somebody trading shiny dialga?


Majestic_Chemistry76

But she is bending over


spoopeth

So... Eevee is ashamed that I was trying to look at shirtless Grunty Boi? I think that for shaming me for that, we should be ashamed of Eevee.


XtraStorage

I’m not ashamed at looking at


Excellent_Jelly_6799

Look they were 12 that’s practically 18 but I do not now who searched up dildo.com


Apprehensive-Bird703

I'm so sorry, I promise I'll never use Bing again.


Emperor_Barodius

All eevee found was ark guides and dinosaur articles


AdSwimming2221

How?! I delete it almost every two days- I mean I don’t search up that stuff


barpthebarp

Why but I use incogn- I mean why would I ever search that stuff up


falseprophet76

Eevee knows all. Be ashamed of yourselves


Pokemon-Pickle

That wasn’t me! I wasn’t searching about animals that live in sewers, I promise!


EvilThwomp12

Jokes on you, ITS PAUSED


altar9a

my search history is just the smoogem academy evs and ivs


RaptorGameingYT

is that true . if eevee saw my search history , then what did I google on 17.6.2022 ?


Capital_Pipe_6038

Eevee definitely shouldn't be posed like that if it really saw my history


zereora

I'm freaking 11 years old


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

shame on eevee trying to see my personal information. oh wait i use incog- wait what? i forgot?! well frick


goCommitUnLive

what should I be ashamed of? playing drawception? seeing this post? Watching that one stickman comedy animation guy? (Chris Hallbeck)


Doom74gvvvopuuuo

dang i feel ashamed about not knowing how to evolve a croagunk


Logan14579

I clear mine so eevee good


Ajaplayz

Beuh, I look at ben 10 and pokemon


Ajaplayz

Manjtv included


bendefinitely

Mfw my trainer walks in with a water stone 👀


Gojira6832

Pfft, as if… heh…


Gauntet7514

I just look up stuff for Pokémon to help me with planing teams, I am also working on a list with every encounter in every area in every game, I’ve so far finished Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, And Kalos


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

He's hoping you don't give it a water stone.


Gardevoir_fan

It must not have wanted to see that I was looking up Pokémon other than Eevee.


Ghost_bean_11

Uuuuuummmmmm I obvi don’t look at Stuff like that he hehe


JakeybakeyACE

Oh no! Not me looking up YouTube a bunch of times!


Captainbarnacles76

I should be shamed but I feel no shame


Yokai_Kid

But I need the bomb we dropped on Nagasaki to send to YouTuber huggbees, specifically unrelated joke helplines like if a certain machine is a filling machine or rinsing machine


Chaosity669

I haven’t watched the Minecraft equivalent to mr hands, idk what you’re talking about 😅


Ima-leezard

Eevee doesn’t like leopard geckos??


eagercheetah20

Why is he ashamed I was just looking up how to evolve certain Pokémon like haunter, yamask, and onix


MunchNation

Jokes on you , I use incognito mode


Realistic-Court2541

Aaaaashameddddddd


Own-Oil3098

I literally searched up loser cube


Bendythenightfury

I forget how to evolve certain pokemon one time and everyone still hates me for it


FireDog8569

I wouldn't be laying down like that


why-the-f-am-I-not-F

I know I should probably know how to work a smoker. It's embaressing


Thehollowknight_123

Why would Eevee be ashamed, all it is is pages and pages of pictures of pasta


teamskyadmin2432

What's wrong with searching a Pokemon type weakness


Deltare1215

Don't hate me just because I looked up how heavy are rubber chickens...I needed it for future events..


Mynameisinsomegames

Ha! Jokes on you, my search history is nothing to be ashamed about!


RedditRoboKid

Ah yes… It saw that I last searched “histogram”


Hot-Kaleidoscope1486

FUCK


Whitetiger_007

Turn on Inco- I mean don't watch that stuff.


Skau07

Im sorry eevee but Hisuian zorua is just floofier


Torterra-is-best22

No Eevee it shall be you ashamed for your search history!


TheKomastar

But I deleted it--I mean what


Professor-Furry

HAHA I USE INCOGNITO SO YOU WOULD ONLY FIND ME RESEARCHING POKEMON THINGS


Spikazard

I regret searching ‘Poland in a maid outfit countryhumans’ oh god they’re coming for me


Wombat2007k

Słucham?


Spikazard

Что?


Wombat2007k

'excuse me wtf'


Bizarre_RNS_Radio

BS, I always use incognito!…Err, I mean…what’s incognito? Also, this has the same energy as [this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/334/395/40c.jpg)


Wombat2007k

Whats is the original of the kirby think


Bizarre_RNS_Radio

Not sure, this is one of those memes that gets passed around everywhere on the Internet. I’m pretty sure the art is from one of the Kirby Art books.


Its-time-to-STOP-NOW

I have nothing of interest. I just like memes.


Hat_G

I know that plant gore can be shameful, but it’s not


NotMnM1

I'm not saying I look that stuff up, but it should've been a Vaporeon instead because.... You know


miltanktrashtoo

What does Eevee mean?


Text_Interesting

Oh no! Eevee's ashamed of my constant story/worldbuilding researches and the occasional random curious search about some lore bit in a fandom! Sorry Eevee!


Template4016

Unless they are a hacker, there is nothing for them to find.


GamerA_S

I just googled en passant Holly hell


DaNASCARMem

All I do is go on DeviantArt from time to time, what’s wrong with that?


Dennis-unlighted

Ok sorry I need to confess, I also play other games besides Pokémon. I also play monster hunter, Animal Crossing, Assassins creed etc. please forgive me Evee


woflpackcuy

Look all I wanted to know was how many openings an anime had it’s not that bad