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depressedadult_

I love how the lawyer goes in dad mode putting on his glasses like a proud father lol


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grotog

*lawyers


highdesk306

Lol i came here for this too it’s so pure cuz he really wanted to see what he did 😂


DreadPirateGriswold

Uhhh...old guy, wants to see what his client gave him = ?


vegaspimp22

They aren’t referring to just this clip. But if you follow the case the lawyer brings in Johnny candy every day, sometimes they play little games in court, draws him pictures, they hug every day they have a whole vibe. That’s what he is referring to. You are only seeing this snippet and assuming.


OrneryReleaseylop

Just bored in class, doodling away.


IstgUsernamesSuck

I think it's likely a form of escapism. It's very stressful for a victim of abuse to go through the court system.


professor-sunbeam

That little nod he gives definitely gives proud dad vibes


Practical_Trash_6478

He's younger than Johnny lol


pirateworks

Not in the heart


szendvics

Hello, Merriam-Webster? We need help with the meaning of "pure", please.


Umbraslayer

The definition you are looking for is….. one moment…. Was the definition you were looking for “Pure Cocaine”. If so say “yes” if no proceed to customer support.


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MissiKat

You mean pure as the driven Blow. 😂🤣😂 *I'll see myself out*


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onlypositivity

It's a little silly to me to judge someone over private text messages where they are venting to friends, most significantly if their behavior does not match the language in the text. I've had friends vent to me that they want to kill their children, dogs, husbands, wives, etc but they clearly do not.


OdinThorFathir

Stress can be stressful, sometimes things get overwhelming and you say things out of overwhelming anxiety and stress... But it's not like he threw wine bottles at her causing her to lose a fingertip, it's not like he threw her phone and wallet credit cards and everything out the window for a homeless person to find


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Absolutelyperfect

But I don't care about the messages related to their fights. She's obviously instigating and has manipulated the public opinion regarding the abuse. I do care about his misogyny and creepy behavior as shown in the messages and not denied by him.


InevitableSquash2041

I’m sure you have said some pretty crappy things when sending private text messages to your friends as well, if you had all those texts broadcast for the public to see I know for a fact you wouldn’t come out looking like an angel yourself, so hold the judgement. When’s the last time you visited a hospital for sick and dying children to cheer them up? Right, never, but still people like you with not even 1/10th of the heart that he has come online and say how he’s a bad person, makes me wanna vomit.


its_just_hunter

No that type of stuff isn’t normal, even when texting close friends. If you talk to your friends about raping a corpse then you need help. No one is saying he’s a terrible person, just that he’s not completely innocent in all this either and he’s got a history of being creepy. You can defend him against someone terrible like Heard because she did some truly awful things to him, but it’s not ok to normalize the kind of conversations he had privately by pretending the average person talks the way he did.


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Nitowaa

Lol those messages are references to films like monty python, it's obviously dark humour and addressed on redirect, maybe you should stop reading biased articles.


why_gaj

The person I responded to was trying to say that those messages are misogynistic and that they are his stance on women in general. That's why I said that they are about just one woman. I honestly don't care whether they are dark humor or serious. That doesn't matter. What matters is that they were about his abuser. You'd have to be a saint not to think something similar to what he wrote after she cut off his finger.


Nitowaa

Oh I'm sorry I replied to the wrong person, but I agree with you 100%


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Belgian_Stella

Amber heard is 50 times worse


TheLoneColt

Doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be bad because someone else is worse. I don’t know whether he is, but that doesn’t diminish the other persons point.


Absolutelyperfect

Ok. Did I mention her? Did the comment I replied to mention her? I'm allowed to not like a guy who seemed to enjoy threatening to rape a corpse, am I not?


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JimmieNuetron

So is this trump and Hillary now?


Damocloid94

Not everything has to be political...


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Mister-happierTurtle

Tf is up with the audio rn?


Live-Badger7204

I fucking thought someone dropped in my vc


Frostya36

Reddit seems to be doing it to a lot of videos atm. I hope it gets fixed soon :/


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depressedadult_

I swear Jhonny and his lawyer are just taking a vacation in a court room 😂


Ainu_

Nah, they’re writing script for a movie they’ll both star in: Pirates of The Caribbean - Man This Bed Sure Smells


Forzara

And really bad eggs?


Grace_Alcock

No matter what happens with the case, the PR around this has redeemed Depp’s reputation and totally screwed over Amber Heard. I’d be feeling pretty good about the whole thing, too. It’s pretty much a no lose situation at this point.


TheReturnOfSprinkles

Can we please support without idolizing?


headykruger

PR team working overtime


therealkeeper

People swinging wildly completely to one side or the other, such a big symptom of what's wrong these days.


WhoaSickUsername

Well said


souphaver

Why even support? Did y'all just ignore the rest of the case? He's an asshole as well. Just because She's worse doesn't make him better or worth rooting for


Frankiepals

Yeah…texting about fucking a burnt corpse and all isn’t something I wanna be on board with but hey Reddit do your thing


melorio

He is at worst an addict who hurts himself. Amber is a proven domestic abuser, even before johnny, and is a bad actress. She took advantage of the metoo movement to get an upperhand in her separation from her victim. She is **definitely** much worse.


souphaver

Hey, guess what! Her acting skills have nothing to do with this. What a wild thing to say. I also very clearly said that what she did in this instance is worse (from what we've seen) so I don't know what you're going on about. That doesn't excuse Johnny for his messages or his violent, erratic behavior. You can enjoy an artists previous work while not turning a blind eye to everything else just because you like them.


DreadPirateGriswold

Prob not most of us. But point taken.


Dwychwder

Why are we supporting him? He's a piece of shit. So is she.


ZUCCYBORG

Bad bait


MistaBruh51

How’s he a piece of shit? Just curious, I don’t follow actors.


Dwychwder

> “Let’s drown her before we burn her!!!” Depp wrote to actor Paul Bettany in June 2013. “I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she’s dead.” What a great guy! So pure!!!! You fucking people and your idol worship.


MistaBruh51

Yo hold on, now I do know that may be true. And I don’t like to worship idols. But where the fuck, now read again, where the fuck did I say I worship idols? Calm down dude, we get it. No need to get mad, can’t even believe you can’t ask questions on this shit app without pissing people off who spend way too much time online.


ElaHasReddit

The mental gymnastics to get to JD= pure. That’s omitting a whole lot of detail from the brain


Gluticus

People are treating Depp like he is Keanu Reeves..


Middle_Promise

That and Danny DeVito lol. Weird how reddit puts some of these people on a giant pedestal


Milesdavis1970

Uh, he might be a little more appealing than this wife, but, he ain’t pure.


ohbyerly

I know, videos of him raging and breaking shit when he’s mad and everyone’s acting like he’s the fucking pope


Challenge419

You mean when people he loved stole millions of dollars from him? And he started to break his own belongings hurting nobody? Yeah, he's terrible. Shut the fuck up.


Milesdavis1970

No just over the years, seeing him up close, drunk, wasted, saying stupid shit, dancing like a white boy with no soul, touching women and men… multiple times at The Viper Room.


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red__tide

The devil works hard, but Johnny Depp's PR propaganda team works harder!


Sarah8247

I swear he hired Kris Jenner or something!!!


red__tide

Literally almost typed “Kris Jenner works hard” instead of the devil. Then I remembered no one works harder at PR than Kris Jenner.


lucy_harlow28

OMG when I saw this. Like bro. Stop worshipping this guy. They are both clearly flawed individuals. He’s got an addiction problem and clearly has issues with smashing things about. Amber Heard is a pos but for fucks sake can people please stop acting like this man is Jesus. C’mon. hE iS sO pUrE omg shut the fuck up.


Jimbojauder

Are we going to act like he's not a drug addict alcoholic who wears 14 Rings even though he only has nine and three quarter fingers, but of course compared to Amber Heard he's great


opeonarope

There's nothing inherently evil about being a drug addict or alcoholic, it's evil to physically abuse someone. Stop being ridiculous.


iNoNot

No kidding. You know how tough life actually is lol. If you don’t require a vice. You the real maniac!


Leading-Career5247

The title is referring to the lawyer


TedDiamond

And the daily Jack Sparrow in a hospital post showcases the kids.


beavertownneckoil

Sure it is /s


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sagegreenowl

Exactly. I’m disgusted every time I turn on “news” and they are talking about this. Stop already. I’ve made an intentional choice to ignore everything about it but my 15 year old and her friends have made themselves into team Depp. American culture is so vapid and superficial.


SilentWitchy

Then teach them better


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TedDiamond

Publicity. Plus look at the react content it's providing people. If you build it, they will come.


The_Bunglenator

But dude, he drew a picture. This man clearly has a good soul. I feel his aura radiating good vibes. He didn't draw it in his own blood, so that's a bit of a lack of effort, but I mean come on, he's such a good guy.


BoomBob91

How do you know he’s such a good guy? Do you know him??


kickolas

haha for sure. uhhh this is one of the best actors in the world, maybe he is just acting 🤓 edit: i love him too, i’m just sayin


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Dwychwder

Best PR money can buy. I'm shocked at the amount of people who don't realize they're falling for outright propaganda here.


Hot-Jackfruit-3386

He likes pure cocaine, but I wouldn't call johnny depp pure.


BoomBob91

Wtf are you talking about ? How is he “pure” you’re really weird , try crawling out of his ass crazy.


Dont-be-a-smurf

People are so tribalistic and binary it’s infuriating. One can be both less worse than their opponent but still have serious issues. Anyone paying attention to the meat of this case can easily see both sides are profoundly antagonistic in bad ways - but that Amber was “worse” and was caught trying to spin the narrative to make her appear as the pure victim. So some of the more tribal among us can’t help but equalize this behavior by then painting Depp as “pure.” There’s also a simmering undercurrent that men get negative bias in abuse cases as victims (true) and then extrapolate that to make Depp out as some pure, wronged, innocent creature put upon by a biased system and a spiteful woman (not quite true). Many abusive relationships are a give and take between two individuals with bad intentions towards each other. This does not mean both are of equal blame or severity for the wrongs that occurred. It also does not certainly make one side out to be “good” because the other side was “worse.” But these thoughts run counter to our need to create simple, easy “good guy v bad guy” stories in our heads - especially when it concerns people who are *professionally* charming and good looking. Their entire job is to trick your brain into thinking they’re someone they’re not.


derndy

If I had an award I would give it to you. As someone who has been in abusive situations I'm so tired of seeing all the pro Johnny no matter what posts all over social media. People need to learn to see the gray and understand nuance. And stop assuming they know what really happened based on what's publicized.


callmelampshade

The only thing pure about him is his cocaine.


XJclassic

Well that’s pure as fuck, I think we can all respect that


loouie17

Johnny stans are weird af


xiyoussefix

Jonny bed stains are even weirder


WEEGEMAN

PR.


Mr_Agueybana

Hot take: both of them are abusive, violent people. Neither of them get my sympathy.


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alpinepunch2021

Dude's on tape saying he wants to fuck Amber's dead body but ooookay


cumragassplug

I would also like to fuck the corpse of my enemies. What's the problem? Y'all people act like we aren't all animals


Ainu_

All the world is a stage - regardless of who’s side you’re on.


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shreyasc19

fr lmao, it just feels like the entirety of the internet, let alone reddit is in his favour


Different_Sandwich_6

STOP ROMANTICIZING THIS MAN YALL ARE SICK


Prodigal_Angel

Imagine if people marched for kids in cages as much as they're paying attention to Johnny's case...


LawsWorld

Imagine all the kids you could be saving but instead you're scouring Reddit commenting on posts you don't agree with, damn


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Ron_Because_Why_Not

It’s crazy to see how common people are manipulated to support a celebrity.


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Ok-Application1696

Pure? Look I'm saying she's a good person, but the British courts already put in a judgement against him that it's more likely than not that he beat Amber Heard. I don't know either of them, and I don't know why they did it, but "pure" is not a word I'd use for either of them.


puttytats

This title is disgusting


depressedadult_

Johnny and his lawyer are a vibe. They laugh together a lot.


Trickybuz93

Send like the PR team is back out. They are both shit people


Notpermanentusername

Is that a picture of Jesus?


VashtheGoofball

Let’s not forget that Johnny probably isn’t the most innocent man in the world, guys. I mean, I like him as an actor, and what Heard did was terrible. But they are both the same person in a relationship with themselves. Abuse breeds abuse.


beetans

I honestly can’t see Johnny winning this trial. It’s about defamation. Amber Heard isn’t a great person or anything, but the evidence suggests he was violent with her on more than one occasion. (Contemporary witness reports, her diaries from years ago, photographic evidence) the fact that she was toxic does nothing to support a defamation lawsuit. She’s entitled to write articles about her perceived short end of the stick in what was clearly a toxic relationship. This was settled in the UK trial against the Sun already. At the end of the day, I really don’t see on what grounds Johnny could win. The fact that she shit in his bed and hit him, does not negate the fact that he was violent against her, allowing her to write everything that she did write. (Free country and all that)


jdd_123

Did everyone just decide to forget about him [assaulting](https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-44778997.amp) a crew member on his film? (Not even his first arrest for assault, just his most recent) Or is assualt only bad when Will Smith does it on tv? I get that Amber’s a POS & abusive, but the infantilization of Johnny & painting him as some saint who can do no wrong is just weird. Dude


Shadowhawk0000

Listen, I hope he's innocent too. BUT he may have raped a woman with a broken bottle. We don't know the truth.


StoicLoic

Pure lol


p1usito

Like the cocaine that he sniffs


mailboxfacehugs

Pure? Are you high?


PachMeIn

Johnny should turn his court drawings into a book and proceeds, or a percentage of proceeds, should go toward an advocacy group for male victims of domestic abuse. I’d buy it.


BlargSticks

Pure, like a codependent psycho who abused his wife?


Electrical_Shoe528

Just bored in class, doodling away.


AMR42

It's very strange how these cases are handled like "football teams", you pick a side and ignore everything. This case is bizarre, two millionaires with mental problems attacking each other, both culprits and criminals, but the internet chooses one figure to idolize and the other to demonize.


Soybienello

I'm in alot of fanbases on the internet and this case reminds me so much of a silly fanwar between idol group fans, it's like these people don't even know that this is a court anymore. It's not about how great one is and what a villain the other is, like wtf is going on. It almost seems like it was set up for views and likes..


Sink-Frosty

I love how people fall for blatant pr astroturfing.


MoreRamenPls

I pay you, you’ll look at this.


dude_pause

Yall are fucking weird


0112358g

That’s such a grade-school expression of friendship, I love it. Wonder if they’ll be lifelong friends after this.


4Ever2Thee

That is definitely going on the fridge


EggandSpoon42

I’m sure jury members are impressed with how seriously Depp is taking the process. 🙄🙄 if you think this makes him look good, or respectful of the courtroom and everyone’s time.


Ntinaa

He has a whole a*s lawyer next to him, if the lawyer thought it was inappropriate he would have reacted.


jeadon88

I actually agree - it’s sort of ridiculing the whole process. This is such a National case with huge ramifications - many credible observers have commented on how peoples views of mental health problems and even women may be negatively impacted following this televised event and to see two of the key players act like it’s a laugh (and to see everyone here expressing adoration for that) is really quite concerning


Yolsy01

Maybe it's his coping mechanism. I think both testimonies make it pretty clear that this is serious for all parties and if ppl judge a whole case by a couple of clips, that's on them.


jeadon88

This video is in “made me smile” and the top comments are about how amazing he is. If amber heard was filmed doing this she would be absolutely destroyed for it - no one would come to her defence saying it’s just her way of coping, I am in no way defending amber heard or on her side , but I just find how polarised and black/white peoples views (lacking any nuance) to be remarkable.


Yolsy01

Well I think she'd be destroyed for it because of the context of the evidence that has been presented against her. Johnny Depp has already been "destroyed" in popular media for years after these accusations came out. Now we're just seeing the pendulum swinging the other way as more info is being brought to light. I do take your point though about idolization, but I disagree that this shows a lack of seriousness about the case.


Important_Pack_5820

I can’t tell what he is looking at?


Ntinaa

Portrait of a woman


Horbigast

I'm a little creeped out by all the women in the audience, just watching Johnny's every move...


Soybienello

God I didn't even notice that, creepy af wtf


Sink-Frosty

Deppford wives


Anustartgirl

This is fucking gross and he’s an abuser who’s using the legal system to silence his victim. He’s DARVOing her


smallzey

I agree. So weird seeing the internets reaction to this case. Makes you think you’re in the matrix or something


Anustartgirl

It’s actually dystopian because *it doesn’t matter* what the outcome of this case is (she will almost certainly win, just from a legal perspective). She is dead and buried in the court of public opinion, though, and her name will forever be associated with heinous acts that she never committed. He’s claiming that she issued false accusations that ruined his life, but actually his false accusations are ruining her life. I hope she’s okay mentally


shawshank4

Yea…so pure…a chronic cocaine abuser and alcoholic…pure


LocalMossCryptid

Yeah because its the substances that people struggle with and use that determines their worth...


CptCookie918

We elect them in our government why not


Ntinaa

At least not a distractive, abusive, lying pos... Every witness and i mean EVERY WITNESS said that while using he was never different from what he always is, he even is calmer but never agressive to anyone. And every witness even on Ambers side talked sh*t about her and noone talked sh*t about him, noone how??? If he was that bad, how come noone said anything??.. even her sister does not want to testify. We all fight, we all yell, at some point someone will break something, it happens, it's not a crime to argue with your spouse (it's better to not yell and break things yes ) with the things he went throughout i wonder how he was so calm on the recordings. I personaly am for the womans who get abused no matter who is the abuser, but in this case he is not the abusive one.


Virtual_Bug5486

Nice to see him making the best of a crummy situation.


Smememily

Only the purest of people send messages about fucking dead burnt corpses


euniceaf

If you think that's endearing, you should see what he can do with two forks and two dinner rolls. Including reference since you kids havent seen Benny & Joon https://youtu.be/tkj3klWMn5E


SpookyNoodle13

Niceeeeeeee


leafielight

It’s so weird how there’s no room for nuance anymore. Either Johnny Depp is an angel and Amber Heard is the devil or the other way around, there’s no in between. He’s not “so pure”. You don’t say you’ll rape someone’s dead burnt body and stay “pure”. Let’s support him as innocent from these accusations but not as the epitome of a good man.


Eshwarroy

we have to protect Jhonny at all costs


SmeRndmDde

No, we don't. He has money. I'm sure he'll be fine.


StillNoMoreCookies

But first, let’s learn the correct spelling of Johnny


Oddity46

In his mind: "Ebay, i have waited for this moment..."


huarastaca

" He is so pure" He did drugs... Still like him doe


PigIronSlanger

Yeah. So pure. Lol.


i_like_2_travel

Just because Amber is a huge piece of shit doesn’t mean that Johnny isn’t. They both are shitty. Amber is just worse.


SpookyNoodle13

Yeah, people with fucked up childhoods can fall into drug and alcohol abuse and become a less better version of themselves. Speaking from personal experience here. I'm not staying he's a saint by any means, but people tend to have vices for a reason and people do and say fucked up shit when they're struggling mentally/emotionally and numb their pain with drugs and alcohol. I know I have. I don't think that makes me a terrible, disgusting human being. People need to stop examining celebrities through fucking microscopes and remember at the end of the day, they're just people trying to survive in this world as well. They're both clearly fucked up people in one way or another. They've both done bad and good. No one is "pure". Move on.