I would really eat in this man's forest
By - gangbangkang
I would make this guy a homecooked meal every day if he could hang out in my kitchen and be my culinary hype man
Now I want a culinary hype man too and I'm not even a good cook!
You did an amazing job of pushing the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave u/pez_dispenser!!!
It's really hard to consider whether those 30 seconds are necessary, so I appreciate that!
Totally just did that today reheating leftovers. Reason was: I decided I wanted to pee first.... so I added 30secs so I *felt* like I wasn’t *abandoning* it when it was almost done.
I regularly abandon my microwaved food and then come back and reheat it. Way to think ahead.
Protip: if you're using a microwave, it's better to hit it with a blast, then let it stand for 30 seconds to a minute, then check it/hit it again. This allows the temperature to normalize without overcooking any one part of it.
This technique is advised in every microwave manual, and on most microwave foods, and is. So. Often. Ignored.
Like, this is the reason people say hot pockets are either lava or ice. Just follow the damn instructions, fam, smh.
I use the stop and stir method. Plus when it’s a longer reheat, I’ll blast it like you said and leave it in there to spread the heat and also allow the bowl to transfer some heat. Keeps me from having a stupid hot bowl and mildly warm food
And you are correct to do so.
Have a lovely day!
Culinary hype man. That’s a new one, I like it.
The way u/pez_dispenser gives life to that instant ramen with the seasoning packet...*chefs kiss*
Hey, maruchan can actually be pretty good if you just grill up some chicken, add a dash of soy sauce, and chop up some green onion for garnish!
What time is dinner?
If you’re offering to cook, I’m there lol
I’ll be you’re number one cheerleader, caregiver, and or whatever you need me to be for a five course home made meal 😭
oh the sizzle
The chef should invite him to eat in his forest that would be quality content worth watching!
A woman I was seeing for awhile was like this. It was amazing. We would switch back and forth hyping each other in the kitchen. We both love cooking and I am from the Midwest thusly mostly cooking bbq and sides but I also love making new/exotic dishes. She is Vietnamese so she grew up learning how to cook like her parents who were very proud of their culinary heritage.
We would be in the kitchen and I would.ask her questions about ingredients and the whole process. Slowly I started pretending to be hosting a cooking show and would carry around utensils as a microphone. She would ask me to taste something and it was always delicious but I would look up how to say stuff in foreign languages to describe it. I would always say "I can't describe how good it is with the words I already know " She pretended to hate how over the top I was sometimes but she recently told me it really helped her confidence thinking about those times.
When I would cook, it was always at her place because my kitchen is small and my house just sucked compared to hers. I would be looking for something in her kitchen and she would play the "hot or cold" game with me as I rummaged through her cabinets. She would purposely move stuff and hide things for me to find. She would always hide it with a compliment written on a post-it. "You smell good!" "Swagged out today!" Or my favorite, "Hot Ryan Stiles".
I miss her dearly. Stay in touch with those you want to remain in your life, people. Lol
>I miss her dearly. Stay in touch with those you want to remain in your life, people.
Oh now I'm sad
Ok now it's all good! LOL! **LOL** y'all! \**sniff*\*
Laughter cures all. Lol
This comment touched me in the feels. Sending you an internet hug homie
Why does your life sound like a cheesy but cute af romance movie. Lol I love reading stuff like that.
I promise that was the only cute thing about my life recently lol. I'm glad to share and spread the happiness I have though!
Oh damn now i would too
The end did it for me
*Points* "yeah... Yeah... Yeah..."
He got me with "what is that, a lil dough?!"
“just minding his business,” got me
"HE MAKIN PIZZA????" made me cackle
I loved how he went from “looks interesting, but probably not my thing” to “just gimme that rn” in the span of a minute. He should have a show where he just does that.
I just wanna know what knife is that cuz I need one now
This is @menwiththepot on tiktok, and they [sell the knife](https://menwiththepot.com/pages/special-edition-cleaver) that they use in videos.
Their video on that site is on point, they tapped into ASMR to sell the knife. Pretty cool.
Don’t they have just the BEST cooking-outdoor videos...I just watch and salivate....
It’s a sharp knife
The more you know.
Hey, you can't say he didn't get right to the point.
You forgot the star!....I'll take one for the team because I know emotes are hated.
Shouldn't the star be in front of the rainbow?
"You had one job" etc... 🌈
Dyslexica is a thing also
Waht yuo taklgin abuot?
You bitch of a son! Me you got
Knowledge is power
Most utilities or chef knifes can easily get this sharp. Just depends on the sharpener’s skill, and sharpening stone. Type of steel will affect how durable it is
I have an ex who I hate, and I genuinely tried to give back a gift she gave me once, but she refused it. A knife she picked up on a trip to Japan. Hate to say it, but that knife is the best weapon I have in my cooking arsenal. She’ll forever be a POS, but I’m going to die with that knife in my kitchen.
I can relate to this so hard. 😂😂😂 I dated a guy for a while who did some really unforgivable shit. Long story short, I did my best to completely erase any trace of him from my life... except for a knife he gave me.
He was a chef and that knife is bomb. It goes nowhere.
A very sharp knife.
I thought it’s a Casio knife
That’s the whole point of the original tiktok. It’s a knife commercial. And it works.
damn right it works, that looks amazing.
I'm not much of an ASMR guy but if I were I suspect [this would do the trick.](https://player.vimeo.com/video/515208596)
…I'll be in my bunk.
you can do this with any knife, its just a sharp knife.
It's been sold out for months and months. I've been on the email list. Was told 2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case lol.
If you really want one f.dick also sells these bad bois. Dont know the exact price but it was either 80 or 180 euros. I dont have that knofe but i use f.dick in a Restaurant daily and its really nice. Using it for hours straight and only having to pull it over the stone every 3 months or so
Theres a redditor who hand-makes knives and sells them on etsy and he makes this style of knife. He also does amazing ones with mammoth tusk handles.
[Here he is!](https://etsy.me/2ZoG1Q3)
I am not affiliated, he just seems to be hugely talented and an allround nice dude.
>It's been sold out for months and months. I've been on the email list. Was told 2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case lol.
they use 4116 stainless for the blade which is hot garbage as a knife steel. it's cheap as fuck just saying
I’ve been on the list for 3 1/2 months ish.
Hopefully someday soon.
Sorta like an ulu knife but with a handle?
[this was the closest thing I could find](https://www.knivesandtools.co.uk/en/pt/-white-river-knives-camp-cleaver-black-canvas-micarta-camping-knife.htm)
I think they're pretty similar, it's definitely some type of a curved cleaver
Pretty sure this video is from Almazan Kitchen on YouTube, the videos are amazing, and yes they sell their knives
This doesn't have good enough production quality to be Almazan Kitchen, but is very similar and apparently this channel, too, sells the knife.
Edit: Big fan of Almazan Kitchen! I love the sounds when he's cooking by the stream
I want that dude commenting on the next top chef.
That would be awesome.
I would watch the SHIT out of that show
He has the smoothest voice.
The cooking video on its own is really soothing but I think his commentary makes it even more soothing.
I would watch him narrating cooking videos non stop. We need to make it happen. Who is he?
Yeah I need to know who he is I love him already
@kelz on TikTok and Instagram
@menwiththepot on TikTok
Lol Masterchef Jr!
"Oh shit, nah that guy? Little child get out the kitchen. Hold up, he just added sesame oil?!"
I would tune in every single week
He looks like he's cooking in the Shire
When he realizes he making a calzone
*Ben Wyatts excited face*
I guess that's low cal calzone zone of the forest....
Ice Towns town Clown eats low cal calzone in the calzone zone.
The calzones….betrayed me??
Shut up jerry. Calzones are dumb.
Perfect reaction. He’s just completely gripped with the video.
Well fuck I'd be excited as well I haven't had a calzone before but godamn this man makes it look good
A Calzone is literally a pizza folded in half with the added benefit of nobody judging you for eating the whole thing. They also tend to not have veggies as toppings. Just tomatoes meat and cheese.
Sounds really good
[“Pizza? Never heard of it!](https://youtu.be/dfHJ-_9814A)
Who wouldn't eat in that man's forest?
“That’s so soothin’”
Man your voice is what’s soothing lol. I’d listen to this dude talk about how much he hates tomatoes ALL DAY.
I have a friend from work who talks exactly like this dude
I do in fact enjoy listening to him talk all day
100% agree with this gentleman's stance on tomatoes. Can't stand them by themselves (or even if they are too thick on a burger) but love tomato sauce and pizza and everything else 🤣🤣
I cannot be the only person in here that fucking loves tomatoes
E: werds hard
How good your supply is usually decides this. Regular city supermarket sell trash tomatoes. People with good markets or a garden usually love tomatoes.
I hated tomatoes (even in salads or burgers) until I had a fresh one right off the vine.
Now I just hate bad tomatoes.
my grandpa had a tomato garden when i was a kid so thats were we got all our tomatoes. when he died, tomatoes were basically ruined for me for the reason you said. So now i have a tomato garden.
i eat them like apples
So true. I always thought I hated tomatoes until my neighbor gave me some from his garden.
Any food grown well is miles better than supermarket food
Went to a friends house in the mountains where he grows ecological food
He gave me a strawberry that seemed a little unripe
OH MY FUCKING GOD WAS IT GOOD
Sweet, a little tangy, full of juice - holy shit did I enjoy it
Then at home I bought some nice, big, red supermarket strawberries. They didn't hold a fucking candle. They tasted closer to unripe cucumber than to the strawberry from my friends.
He raises animals, you can just see they're happy and the meat/eggs are so much better too
I'll eat them raw
I used to hate them, but these days I fucking love them!
I always disliked them because they made my mouth burn, which I thought was normal. Nope, turns out I’m allergic lol. I would definitely suffer the consequences for this yummy calzone though.
Oh man, I had a similar situation with bananas, though fortunately pretty mild. Didn't figure it out until I mentioned to someone "you know, how bananas make your lips tingle?". That is apparently not normal, haha.
I once knew a guy who was allergic to coffee, but he was also addicted to it and drunk several cups of the day and just put up with the symptoms!
Ugh. That’s me and mangoes. I love them so much but I get really sick, so now I just longingly look.
Allergies are weird. I developed allergy to mustard at around age of 35. It's been such a travesty for not being able to use it in cooking from there on.
Jokes on you, it’s Monday here!
My recent thing is that I just don’t eat tomatoes out of season. Period. There’s like a couple months in the summer where they’re super good and I’ll eat them plain with salt or whatever. Otherwise they’re good if canned or for sauces, etc. but to just add a pale hard tomato to a burger/sandwich in January is always a mistake.
And there is HUGE difference between homegrown and store bought
Absolutely this. I mean I can tolerate tomatoes, but on a burger, I’ll either order it without, or even remove it at some point during, after I’ve had my fill. However, there’s this pizzeria in NY - their supreme style pizza (made with mozzarella, romano cheese, basil, and crushed tomatoes) *chef’s kiss*
Tomato sauce doesn’t count imo. Different consistency.
this is the David Attenborrough of out doors cooking
Can confirm, did smile.
It checks out!
"What's that, a little dough?"
My favorite part!!!
I thought he said “a little dog” hahahaha.
I love him so much. Such joy. I want to eat in that mans forest **with this gentleman**.
"He makin pizza!?!"
I need this man to narrate my life
I wish I was this excited about anything.
His voice is like heaven 🌝
If he did ASMR videos I would listen
I really don't like ASMR but I would listen to this man's ASMR in the forest.
Y’all know I can’t *stand* ASMR, but he just makes it sound so good
Seriously question, do you pronounce this by saying each letter A S M R. or do they say like azzmiir.
Same thing with GIF. its like Jif like the peanut butter for some and Gif like saying gift. Just curious.
A S M R
Jif vs. Gif(t) is more of a debate. Gif(t) is by far the more common pronunciation, and seems logical since the G stands for "Graphics" (hard G sound). HOWEVER, Jif has a following, and it's not just choosy moms. The guy that that came up with the technology pronounced it Jif. So it's kinda up to you, but for the most part, you're gonna get a side-eye here and there if you choose Jif in this case (or in peanut butter, there are better options).
The gif vs gif argument (and I know you pronounced it both ways in your head) about what it stands for doesn’t hold water. There’s no rule that an acronym is pronounced based on its underlying words.
Laser = light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. Lah-sear
AIDS = acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Uh-ids
We just make acronyms work however they work for us.
Asmr is an initialism though.
Thanks for the insight!
I've always said it as the abbreviation/letters.
"I would really..eat..in this man forest." lmaooooooo I love everything about this vid
I wanna go out to a fancy brunch with the guy on the left
This guy can eat dinner at my house every night.
I love it when people enjoy my cooking.
I loved this one so much that I watched it 4 times. Who is this narrator? Hahaha
Thinking the same thing, his voice, magical :)
It’s Kelz I follow him on Instagram he’s great!
Hey what's up guys! Welcome to *Binging with Babish* and today I am on my annual camping trip.
“He got his little spices and he just be minding his own business, stir it, fluff it, what is that? Oh, he uncovered it” this guy is awesome lol.
This guy is the next Morgan Freeman when it comes to narrating
I usually don’t like people reacting to videos but this guy is gold
What was the reason for burning that stuff on the outside of the skillet?
To heat the calzone from both sides.
Nice. And looks cool too!
YEAH! That was great.
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This is Ben Wyatt's own personal heaven...
Middle Earth Calzones
Who is this guy?
That guy has a very nice voice
Guy's voice is therapeutic
I'd pay good money to have this guy narrate me life
chop chop chop - oooohhh
garlic - ummm
Po- ta- toes
i would eat in this man's forest as well
If people like the guy cooking check out Almazan Kitchen on YouTube. Bar none the best and most relaxing food channel I’ve ever seen 🍅
Ben Wyatt has entered the chat
I watched this 5 times in a row. Quality content.
This guy should totally do ASMR
Whoever the narrator is I would watch his reviews all day.
I wish more reaction videos were like this.
Who is this guy? I could listen to him all day.
I absolutely LOVE this style of video. It is like food porn with an excellent live commentary track.
This guys adorable
Is this what calzones are? I’ve never wanted one so bad! (In Aus we call these pizza pockets)
^He makin ^pizza?!
that “hes makin pizza??!?”
Why do people like to see these reaction videos? I mean, I too watch them. But we used to just watch the video on the right. Now everything needs to have a paired reaction video.
Because a lot of us have been alone for a really long time. When you’re alone the only reaction you see if your own.
It’s comforting to see someone else’s reaction for a change. Makes us feel a little bit more connected to humanity.
Watching reaction videos to things you really like makes it even more fun. Im a fan of the band rammstein, and am german also, so watching americans watch rammsteins live performances for the very first time is of course very enjoyable for me
Yes, sometimes if I really like something it's nice to see it appreciated by other people, especially from other countries. It's also sometimes equivalent to watching a friend's reaction to a part that got you good in a movie.
Watching reaction videos are like being curious enough to read the comment section and know what people are talking about and what their reactions are. Sure I could watch that video by itself. But I also want to see what others have to say about it and whether I agree or disagree with it. It’s just an animated comment section.
Soothing- OP’s voice. But I’d eat this food too. Yummy
This guys got a nice way of talking!
I could listen to this guy all day, he sounds so soothing and lush
The men with the pot, in case anybody was wondering.
I would watch that man narrate anything.
Just moments like these make me smile I would eat in that man's forest too
He be in the woods
I want this man to narrate every meal I cook.
This made me smile. A rough day just made good by the delight of the man who would eat in that mans forest.
Bruv that looks so good
His voice is so soothing
I’ve never wanted a calzone until this very moment.
I love this man’s voice.
*Chop Chop Chop*
I love them both with my whole darn heart!
Ngl that looks tasty as fuck.
oh he lost it when he saw what came out that pan 🤣🤣
The account he duetted is “Men with the pot” on tiktok and this is all their content it’s so good!!
Agreed, I don’t like tomatoes either but I would eat the shit out of forest calzone.
I can watch this all day and I won't get bored. So satisfying
One of the stitches that was good. Usually it’s people going “OH MY GOD 😍😱😵”
My son and husband cook for me all the time and I need to learn to react like this man! I mean, I'm grateful but this would make it so much more fun!
"Well maybe I could eat it! Chop chop chop"
I would love this guy narrating my cooking
This guys spirit is an inspiration.