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I would really eat in this man's forest

I would really eat in this man's forest

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Lovebot_AI

I would make this guy a homecooked meal every day if he could hang out in my kitchen and be my culinary hype man


pez_dispenser

Now I want a culinary hype man too and I'm not even a good cook!


SqueakyWD40Can

You did an amazing job of pushing the "add 30 seconds" button on the microwave u/pez_dispenser!!!


pez_dispenser

It's really hard to consider whether those 30 seconds are necessary, so I appreciate that!


captainmouse86

Totally just did that today reheating leftovers. Reason was: I decided I wanted to pee first.... so I added 30secs so I *felt* like I wasn’t *abandoning* it when it was almost done.


skeptimist

I regularly abandon my microwaved food and then come back and reheat it. Way to think ahead.


shaege

Protip: if you're using a microwave, it's better to hit it with a blast, then let it stand for 30 seconds to a minute, then check it/hit it again. This allows the temperature to normalize without overcooking any one part of it. This technique is advised in every microwave manual, and on most microwave foods, and is. So. Often. Ignored. Like, this is the reason people say hot pockets are either lava or ice. Just follow the damn instructions, fam, smh.


captainmouse86

I use the stop and stir method. Plus when it’s a longer reheat, I’ll blast it like you said and leave it in there to spread the heat and also allow the bowl to transfer some heat. Keeps me from having a stupid hot bowl and mildly warm food


shaege

And you are correct to do so. Have a lovely day!


Careless-Employment6

Culinary hype man. That’s a new one, I like it.


sayidOH

The way u/pez_dispenser gives life to that instant ramen with the seasoning packet...*chefs kiss*


pez_dispenser

Hey, maruchan can actually be pretty good if you just grill up some chicken, add a dash of soy sauce, and chop up some green onion for garnish!


[deleted]

What time is dinner?


D-ickandRoses

If you’re offering to cook, I’m there lol I’ll be you’re number one cheerleader, caregiver, and or whatever you need me to be for a five course home made meal 😭


wristoffender

oh the sizzle


barfnugget27

The chef should invite him to eat in his forest that would be quality content worth watching!


itsyaboyObama

A woman I was seeing for awhile was like this. It was amazing. We would switch back and forth hyping each other in the kitchen. We both love cooking and I am from the Midwest thusly mostly cooking bbq and sides but I also love making new/exotic dishes. She is Vietnamese so she grew up learning how to cook like her parents who were very proud of their culinary heritage. We would be in the kitchen and I would.ask her questions about ingredients and the whole process. Slowly I started pretending to be hosting a cooking show and would carry around utensils as a microphone. She would ask me to taste something and it was always delicious but I would look up how to say stuff in foreign languages to describe it. I would always say "I can't describe how good it is with the words I already know " She pretended to hate how over the top I was sometimes but she recently told me it really helped her confidence thinking about those times. When I would cook, it was always at her place because my kitchen is small and my house just sucked compared to hers. I would be looking for something in her kitchen and she would play the "hot or cold" game with me as I rummaged through her cabinets. She would purposely move stuff and hide things for me to find. She would always hide it with a compliment written on a post-it. "You smell good!" "Swagged out today!" Or my favorite, "Hot Ryan Stiles". I miss her dearly. Stay in touch with those you want to remain in your life, people. Lol


speedycat2014

>I miss her dearly. Stay in touch with those you want to remain in your life, people. Oh now I'm sad > Lol Ok now it's all good! LOL! **LOL** y'all! \**sniff*\*


itsyaboyObama

Laughter cures all. Lol


earlywormgetseaten

This comment touched me in the feels. Sending you an internet hug homie


[deleted]

Why does your life sound like a cheesy but cute af romance movie. Lol I love reading stuff like that.


itsyaboyObama

I promise that was the only cute thing about my life recently lol. I'm glad to share and spread the happiness I have though!


FanyWest23

Oh damn now i would too


ObsessedFi45

The end did it for me *Points* "yeah... Yeah... Yeah..."


cunexttuesday12

He got me with "what is that, a lil dough?!"


squishpitcher

“just minding his business,” got me


[deleted]

"HE MAKIN PIZZA????" made me cackle


porzingod1

“Garlic......so soothing”


mambiki

I loved how he went from “looks interesting, but probably not my thing” to “just gimme that rn” in the span of a minute. He should have a show where he just does that.


Ranger343

Same


Xanthrex

I just wanna know what knife is that cuz I need one now


spandxlightning

This is @menwiththepot on tiktok, and they [sell the knife](https://menwiththepot.com/pages/special-edition-cleaver) that they use in videos.


BLEVLS1

Their video on that site is on point, they tapped into ASMR to sell the knife. Pretty cool.


Ziursatseama

Don’t they have just the BEST cooking-outdoor videos...I just watch and salivate....


njsam

It’s a sharp knife


gxn126

The more you know.


SithDraven

Hey, you can't say he didn't get right to the point.


ShadowSaynt

You forgot the star!....I'll take one for the team because I know emotes are hated. ⭐🌈


FatKody

Shouldn't the star be in front of the rainbow?


Gamerzlol

"You had one job" etc... 🌈 ⭐


ShadowSaynt

Dyslexica is a thing also


FatKody

Waht yuo taklgin abuot?


ShadowSaynt

You bitch of a son! Me you got


anjustma

Knowledge is power


dr_batmann

r/technicallythetruth


ChubbyLilPanda

Most utilities or chef knifes can easily get this sharp. Just depends on the sharpener’s skill, and sharpening stone. Type of steel will affect how durable it is


The_original_Maccyx

I have an ex who I hate, and I genuinely tried to give back a gift she gave me once, but she refused it. A knife she picked up on a trip to Japan. Hate to say it, but that knife is the best weapon I have in my cooking arsenal. She’ll forever be a POS, but I’m going to die with that knife in my kitchen.


zoonderkins

I can relate to this so hard. 😂😂😂 I dated a guy for a while who did some really unforgivable shit. Long story short, I did my best to completely erase any trace of him from my life... except for a knife he gave me. He was a chef and that knife is bomb. It goes nowhere.


jsaisandeep

A very sharp knife.


forcedintegrity

I thought it’s a Casio knife


Casiteal

That’s the whole point of the original tiktok. It’s a knife commercial. And it works.


MageVicky

damn right it works, that looks amazing.


PaImer_Eldritch

I'm not much of an ASMR guy but if I were I suspect [this would do the trick.](https://player.vimeo.com/video/515208596)


peeja

…I'll be in my bunk.


Sjw_cringe_redditor2

you can do this with any knife, its just a sharp knife.


L4serSnake

https://www.thecookingguild.com/collections/menwiththepot-special-edition-knife/products/menwiththepot-special-edition-cleaver It's been sold out for months and months. I've been on the email list. Was told 2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case lol.


Boomerang_Guy

If you really want one f.dick also sells these bad bois. Dont know the exact price but it was either 80 or 180 euros. I dont have that knofe but i use f.dick in a Restaurant daily and its really nice. Using it for hours straight and only having to pull it over the stone every 3 months or so


Taswegian

Theres a redditor who hand-makes knives and sells them on etsy and he makes this style of knife. He also does amazing ones with mammoth tusk handles. [Here he is!](https://etsy.me/2ZoG1Q3) I am not affiliated, he just seems to be hugely talented and an allround nice dude. Paging u/mtsiri


blkpingu

>It's been sold out for months and months. I've been on the email list. Was told 2 weeks but that doesn't seem to be the case lol. they use 4116 stainless for the blade which is hot garbage as a knife steel. it's cheap as fuck just saying


ElectricCross

I’ve been on the list for 3 1/2 months ish. Hopefully someday soon.


tacobooc0m

Sorta like an ulu knife but with a handle?


IEELALOT

[this was the closest thing I could find](https://www.knivesandtools.co.uk/en/pt/-white-river-knives-camp-cleaver-black-canvas-micarta-camping-knife.htm) I think they're pretty similar, it's definitely some type of a curved cleaver


[deleted]

https://www.almazankitchen.com/product/hand-forged-knife/ Pretty sure this video is from Almazan Kitchen on YouTube, the videos are amazing, and yes they sell their knives


m2cwf

This doesn't have good enough production quality to be Almazan Kitchen, but is very similar and apparently this channel, too, sells the knife. Edit: Big fan of Almazan Kitchen! I love the sounds when he's cooking by the stream


MrDoPhi314

I want that dude commenting on the next top chef. That would be awesome.


veritaszak

I would watch the SHIT out of that show


northxblue

He has the smoothest voice.


NuclearCandy

The cooking video on its own is really soothing but I think his commentary makes it even more soothing.


Alarmed_Scientist_15

I would watch him narrating cooking videos non stop. We need to make it happen. Who is he?


IvySky13

Yeah I need to know who he is I love him already


Zealousideal-Slide98

@kelz on TikTok and Instagram @menwiththepot on TikTok


Mrfrunzi

Lol Masterchef Jr! "Oh shit, nah that guy? Little child get out the kitchen. Hold up, he just added sesame oil?!" I would tune in every single week


YourMomDidntMind

He looks like he's cooking in the Shire


julianbelle

When he realizes he making a calzone


unlitlanterns

*Ben Wyatts excited face*


Bozo_dubbed_over

I guess that's low cal calzone zone of the forest....


laaerpig

Ice Towns town Clown eats low cal calzone in the calzone zone.


Lombax_Rexroth

Litrilly


jedimasterclinton

The calzones….betrayed me??


Lombax_Rexroth

Stop. Pooping.


monica-geller2004

Shut up jerry. Calzones are dumb.


GoodMorningGentlemen

*yeah* *yeah* *yeah*


freedomofnow

Perfect reaction. He’s just completely gripped with the video.


mystic_myths

Well fuck I'd be excited as well I haven't had a calzone before but godamn this man makes it look good


IAMAHobbitAMA

A Calzone is literally a pizza folded in half with the added benefit of nobody judging you for eating the whole thing. They also tend to not have veggies as toppings. Just tomatoes meat and cheese.


mystic_myths

Sounds really good


rocbolt

[“Pizza? Never heard of it!](https://youtu.be/dfHJ-_9814A)


yeshia

Who wouldn't eat in that man's forest?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

“That’s so soothin’” Man your voice is what’s soothing lol. I’d listen to this dude talk about how much he hates tomatoes ALL DAY.


6Pontius6Pilate6

I have a friend from work who talks exactly like this dude I do in fact enjoy listening to him talk all day


Clem_H_Fandangogh

100% agree with this gentleman's stance on tomatoes. Can't stand them by themselves (or even if they are too thick on a burger) but love tomato sauce and pizza and everything else 🤣🤣


onemm

I cannot be the only person in here that fucking loves tomatoes E: werds hard


fastdbs

How good your supply is usually decides this. Regular city supermarket sell trash tomatoes. People with good markets or a garden usually love tomatoes.


Sylvil

I hated tomatoes (even in salads or burgers) until I had a fresh one right off the vine. Now I just hate bad tomatoes.


shaege

True facts.


FugDuggler

my grandpa had a tomato garden when i was a kid so thats were we got all our tomatoes. when he died, tomatoes were basically ruined for me for the reason you said. So now i have a tomato garden.


wabbajackette

i eat them like apples


dlpfc123

So true. I always thought I hated tomatoes until my neighbor gave me some from his garden.


Daktush

Any food grown well is miles better than supermarket food Went to a friends house in the mountains where he grows ecological food He gave me a strawberry that seemed a little unripe OH MY FUCKING GOD WAS IT GOOD Sweet, a little tangy, full of juice - holy shit did I enjoy it Then at home I bought some nice, big, red supermarket strawberries. They didn't hold a fucking candle. They tasted closer to unripe cucumber than to the strawberry from my friends. He raises animals, you can just see they're happy and the meat/eggs are so much better too


El_Muerte95

I'll eat them raw


Rokurokubi83

I used to hate them, but these days I fucking love them!


SoVerySleepy81

I always disliked them because they made my mouth burn, which I thought was normal. Nope, turns out I’m allergic lol. I would definitely suffer the consequences for this yummy calzone though.


TattooMouse

Oh man, I had a similar situation with bananas, though fortunately pretty mild. Didn't figure it out until I mentioned to someone "you know, how bananas make your lips tingle?". That is apparently not normal, haha.


Rokurokubi83

I once knew a guy who was allergic to coffee, but he was also addicted to it and drunk several cups of the day and just put up with the symptoms!


nemerosanike

Ugh. That’s me and mangoes. I love them so much but I get really sick, so now I just longingly look.


tojan00

Allergies are weird. I developed allergy to mustard at around age of 35. It's been such a travesty for not being able to use it in cooking from there on.


trichloroethylene

Sundays?


Rokurokubi83

Jokes on you, it’s Monday here!


brickmaj

My recent thing is that I just don’t eat tomatoes out of season. Period. There’s like a couple months in the summer where they’re super good and I’ll eat them plain with salt or whatever. Otherwise they’re good if canned or for sauces, etc. but to just add a pale hard tomato to a burger/sandwich in January is always a mistake.


PrincessWails

And there is HUGE difference between homegrown and store bought


dru-ha

Absolutely this. I mean I can tolerate tomatoes, but on a burger, I’ll either order it without, or even remove it at some point during, after I’ve had my fill. However, there’s this pizzeria in NY - their supreme style pizza (made with mozzarella, romano cheese, basil, and crushed tomatoes) *chef’s kiss* Tomato sauce doesn’t count imo. Different consistency.


finnjohnsen3

this is the David Attenborrough of out doors cooking


jkraps

Can confirm, did smile.


1jf0

It checks out!


jfl5058

"What's that, a little dough?"


cunexttuesday12

My favorite part!!!


dial-up-internet

I thought he said “a little dog” hahahaha.


theLord666666

I love him so much. Such joy. I want to eat in that mans forest **with this gentleman**.


kannamoar

"He makin pizza!?!"


strawberry-bubble

I need this man to narrate my life


RecidivistMS3

I wish I was this excited about anything.


georga26

His voice is like heaven 🌝


HXN8T3R

If he did ASMR videos I would listen


AccordionMaestro

I really don't like ASMR but I would listen to this man's ASMR in the forest.


PelofSquatch

Y’all know I can’t *stand* ASMR, but he just makes it sound so good


XxTreeFiddyxX

Seriously question, do you pronounce this by saying each letter A S M R. or do they say like azzmiir. Same thing with GIF. its like Jif like the peanut butter for some and Gif like saying gift. Just curious.


yoda133113

A S M R Jif vs. Gif(t) is more of a debate. Gif(t) is by far the more common pronunciation, and seems logical since the G stands for "Graphics" (hard G sound). HOWEVER, Jif has a following, and it's not just choosy moms. The guy that that came up with the technology pronounced it Jif. So it's kinda up to you, but for the most part, you're gonna get a side-eye here and there if you choose Jif in this case (or in peanut butter, there are better options).


nightrss

The gif vs gif argument (and I know you pronounced it both ways in your head) about what it stands for doesn’t hold water. There’s no rule that an acronym is pronounced based on its underlying words. Laser = light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation. Lah-sear AIDS = acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Uh-ids We just make acronyms work however they work for us. Asmr is an initialism though.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Thanks for the insight!


redoctoberz

I've always said it as the abbreviation/letters.


pez_dispenser

"I would really..eat..in this man forest." lmaooooooo I love everything about this vid


HippoQanonamus

I wanna go out to a fancy brunch with the guy on the left


Manburpig

This guy can eat dinner at my house every night. I love it when people enjoy my cooking.


Remote-Towel-2321

I loved this one so much that I watched it 4 times. Who is this narrator? Hahaha


ijustlurkhereintheAM

Thinking the same thing, his voice, magical :)


AcanthocephalaNo781

It’s Kelz I follow him on Instagram he’s great!


legojoe97

Hey what's up guys! Welcome to *Binging with Babish* and today I am on my annual camping trip.


Glitter1237

“He got his little spices and he just be minding his own business, stir it, fluff it, what is that? Oh, he uncovered it” this guy is awesome lol.


Narantas

This guy is the next Morgan Freeman when it comes to narrating


trianglesaurus

I usually don’t like people reacting to videos but this guy is gold


yeshia

What was the reason for burning that stuff on the outside of the skillet?


badwhiskey63

To heat the calzone from both sides.


yeshia

Nice. And looks cool too!


SlowMango7000

YEAH! That was great.


psycho_twinkie

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ribeye256

This is Ben Wyatt's own personal heaven...


billytheid

Middle Earth Calzones


cyan_reynolds

Who is this guy?


Zealousideal-Slide98

@kelz on TikTok and Instagram @menwiththepot on TikTok


uper_waffle

That guy has a very nice voice


Bruhjustlooking

Guy's voice is therapeutic


disaster357

I'd pay good money to have this guy narrate me life


minimal-llama

chop chop chop - oooohhh garlic - ummm


BigBallerBoi

Po- ta- toes


Raseac_

i would eat in this man's forest as well


UnspokenThrone

So soothin


ultratiem

If people like the guy cooking check out Almazan Kitchen on YouTube. Bar none the best and most relaxing food channel I’ve ever seen 🍅


dmderringer

Ben Wyatt has entered the chat


dreamrock

I watched this 5 times in a row. Quality content.


monkeyking02

This guy should totally do ASMR


swimGalway

Whoever the narrator is I would watch his reviews all day.


JaredLiwet

I wish more reaction videos were like this.


Haveyouseenmynachos

Who is this guy? I could listen to him all day.


54R45VV471

I absolutely LOVE this style of video. It is like food porn with an excellent live commentary track.


SugaFairy

This guys adorable


Vanidorr

Is this what calzones are? I’ve never wanted one so bad! (In Aus we call these pizza pockets)


Saucy_Jack69

^He makin ^pizza?!


bigjam987

that “hes makin pizza??!?”


MrSnowden

Why do people like to see these reaction videos? I mean, I too watch them. But we used to just watch the video on the right. Now everything needs to have a paired reaction video.


FntasticChastek

Honestly? Because a lot of us have been alone for a really long time. When you’re alone the only reaction you see if your own. It’s comforting to see someone else’s reaction for a change. Makes us feel a little bit more connected to humanity.


QueenCobra91

Watching reaction videos to things you really like makes it even more fun. Im a fan of the band rammstein, and am german also, so watching americans watch rammsteins live performances for the very first time is of course very enjoyable for me


spicedmanatee

Yes, sometimes if I really like something it's nice to see it appreciated by other people, especially from other countries. It's also sometimes equivalent to watching a friend's reaction to a part that got you good in a movie.


Head2Heels

Watching reaction videos are like being curious enough to read the comment section and know what people are talking about and what their reactions are. Sure I could watch that video by itself. But I also want to see what others have to say about it and whether I agree or disagree with it. It’s just an animated comment section.


AlkahestGem

Soothing- OP’s voice. But I’d eat this food too. Yummy


DazzlingPineapple0

This guys got a nice way of talking!


cucucumbra

I could listen to this guy all day, he sounds so soothing and lush


mattress757

The men with the pot, in case anybody was wondering.


EducatedRat

I would watch that man narrate anything.


Beneficial-Gap2265

Just moments like these make me smile I would eat in that man's forest too


GuestXD

He be in the woods


FreezyHands

I want this man to narrate every meal I cook.


Lou-Lou-Lou

This made me smile. A rough day just made good by the delight of the man who would eat in that mans forest.


Single_Bitch_

Bruv that looks so good


mswerepug

His voice is so soothing


maux_zaikq

I’ve never wanted a calzone until this very moment.


MrN33dfulThings

I love this man’s voice.


Rheinys

*Chop Chop Chop*


AnotherOrneryHoliday

I love them both with my whole darn heart!


myveryownaccount

Ngl that looks tasty as fuck.


D-future_milli

oh he lost it when he saw what came out that pan 🤣🤣


PurebredNoodle

The account he duetted is “Men with the pot” on tiktok and this is all their content it’s so good!!


DeadSharkEyes

Agreed, I don’t like tomatoes either but I would eat the shit out of forest calzone.


khawlagmd

I can watch this all day and I won't get bored. So satisfying


JilliannSkyler

One of the stitches that was good. Usually it’s people going “OH MY GOD 😍😱😵”


AntiSocialWorking

My son and husband cook for me all the time and I need to learn to react like this man! I mean, I'm grateful but this would make it so much more fun!


Meepjamz

"Well maybe I could eat it! Chop chop chop" I would love this guy narrating my cooking


yankeeteabagger

This guys spirit is an inspiration.