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Chustercupperput

Rasmussen had a big yikes of a game. :( Nice to see what SJ is capable of with a coach who actually gives a shit.


GSWarrior10

To be fair to Almeyda, he did give a shit his first three years. He just wasn’t a very good coach.


_Nate_The_Great_

GG but Blanco should of gotten a red for getting all handy in Paul Marie’s neck.


xB_A_Mx

Gg but Remedi should of had one for that studs to ankle at the 58'


_Nate_The_Great_

Remedi is the type of guy who you’re glad to have on your team, but you’re not happy if you’re playing against him.


bwootton

I often find Remedi annoying to watch, but then I see Diego Charra with that infectious grin as he chops someone to the ground and think "Oh good, now we have one of those guys too."


xB_A_Mx

100%


Chustercupperput

He wasn’t even looking at him he was putting a hand on his chest but Marie moved and then put in his bid for an oscar


PhillipMcKrak

Didn’t Blanco slap a Quakes player a year or two ago?


Quakes-JD

Yes last year he slapped Nathan in a game at Portland.


PhillipMcKrak

Yup he’s got some pos tendencies, I remember em well


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GSWarrior10

He’s an angel in the eyes of Timbers fans. It’s funny how they saw this. They say he either gently placed his hand on Marie’s “collarbone” or “chest” or just ignore the contact altogether. Dude has always been a turd.


r3dphoenix

Quakes haven't lost against any of the cascadia teams. Only Vancouver managed to not lose. Look how the turntables


ivaorn

Warriors and Quakes winning always a good day


I_lovesushi

GG, See y'all Sunday...


Jolandia

What a weird game. That ref was awful the whole game for both sides. Didn’t call some obvious fouls on both teams and his management was poor


Juhayman

ref definitely got home, saw the SKC-COL aftermath and was like "whew, glad I'm not the scapegoat of the night"


lookuppage7

First game as the center ref and it definitely showed. Hopefully he improves with time.


Quakes-JD

First game in the center this season. He had 6 games as the center last year but yeah, not very experienced


Jolandia

Ah, that makes a lot of sense. It definitely felt like that


t1ttlywinks

At least I know who to call if I want everyone in a room to attack each other.


sterling_m

I approve of the wholesome Jebo/Williamson kit swap.


Sielaff415

ACC reunion with JT


sterling_m

GG Timbers. One of the nicest MDTs between our fanbases I think I've had in 8 seasons on r/MLS. See you guys at PP in July!


lookuppage7

Really love that the roster is stepping up! Cade Cowell has improved so much. Excellent win.


broc_ariums

The loud music in the stadium really takes away from the atmosphere. Is that a standard San Jose thing?


Sielaff415

The only thing I would say is that it’s too loud, otherwise I wouldn’t think it detracts from the experience


cindybuttsmacker

Quakes usually play You Shook Me All Night Long after games, and after a match that particularly embodied the Goonies spirit they'll play Never Say Die instead, by the Old Firm Casuals


runnerd6

Dallas does this. It's kind of cool. Idk what song they play after goals but they blast it each time and have some club music to pump up the crowd before kickoff and after the game. Not my style but for casual fans it's a bit more exciting. Shook Me All Night Long is a very strange pick for a song though. Let's play a song that's blatantly about how good sex with a woman was.


sterling_m

Listen, Dionne Warwick's rendition of "Do You Know the Way to San Jose" just doesn't slap the same way and has fewer "shake/shook" references. Yes, I recall they occasionally used to play Dionne Warwick over a decade ago.


TheLostEmi

I've only been to Seattle away and LAFC away but both had crazy loud music like this. And since the expansion the volume has definitely increased here at home.


Hailfire9

Fuck it, 4-4-2 next week with Bill and Nathan at striker. At least they score.


xB_A_Mx

A little chippy in the second from both but overall entertaining GG


TheLostEmi

If you would have told me that PTFC would have 9 goals in 2 games but only end up with 3 points taken...I actually wouldn't be that surprised. Edit: GG quakes


t1ttlywinks

Oof, thats a brutal streak. Ggs, goodluck on the season Timbers. The quality is there.


sluggetdrible

GG quakes. Pretty solid no drama game


GSWarrior10

GG Portland. Beat Seattle. Don’t know when you play them next, but ya.


EGOfoodie

I miss Wondo so much.


San_Jose_Is_My_City

GG! It was an exciting match!


buttsbutnotbuts

GG SJ.


fallingbehind

Good game San Jose.


EGOfoodie

Gg Portland. Definitely a good amount of momentum shifts.


Fr8nky

Well GG my Timbers peeps 🔥🔥 I’ll be at PP Park on Sunday, hopefully another W.


lookuppage7

Are the shakes playing there this Sunday?


Fr8nky

Yeah against KC with some red cards 🧐


goatvaro_goatrata

Wow, subbing out Chara for Asprilla made us collapse defensively, who knew.


danuffer

Hot take. This could’ve been the move that ended 2-3 the other way. In the end it cost you, but at least your coach went for a W.


Hailfire9

Only to sub Ayala in 5 minutes later. The epitome of "oopsies that was a mistake good thing it only cost a goal, right?"


RCTID1975

Chara is on yellow warning, and we have a game coming up in a few days. Always had to sub pretty much everyone


Hailfire9

Then sub your holding mid for a holding mid? If Ayala was always in the cards, then do the like-for-like sub in a hotly contested 2-2 match


HWKII

Agreed. Asprilla at best gives you one or two runs a game. At his worst, which he was tonight, he's dead weight in the wings who takes valuable space away from people who could do something with it. Subbing Diego Chara out for Ayala would have been a much better move, and if Yimmi needed to come off,.maybe then Asprilla or hell, bring in McGraw and hold on for the tie.


ShitJuggler

Announcer calls the game like she’s coaching a U12 team.


sjalt

I mean, I'm entertained


buttsbutnotbuts

Bonilla expressions are very gif-able tonight.


t1ttlywinks

Love this new Quakes that's unearthed from our L-meyda start of the season. Just make slightly better subs and I think we become the agents of chaos that we typically are.


lookuppage7

Trying to will a goal from Ebobisse rn


AntFace

Wouldn't have minded tbh since we lost anyway


Disco99

Gio looking very "disappointed dad" right there.


AlmondDragon

Report cards aren't so great.


Hailfire9

Lots of passes for quick movement, but not a lot of quick movement to make use of the passes. Give and goes where there's no "go"


t1ttlywinks

I know all MLS refs are a little bad, but this guy is very a little bad.


Scratchbuttdontsniff

MLS After Dark rarely disappoints... 27 goals so far in 10 matches... with only 1 scoreless draw... 6 red cards...


murty_the_bearded

6 reds? Jesus


Fr8nky

Is it too soon to say I’m feeling playoff hopeful


foolinthezoo

You have a pretty good attack and playoff level defense imo. Definitely getting that "Almeyda's gone" bump too


RCTID1975

Just play Cascadia in every round, and you're set lol


sterling_m

What are you doing, fam


EGOfoodie

Don't. Don't give me hope.


_Juntao

Definitely not. Earthquakes are stacked up front and in the midfield. A bit more cohesion and improvement at the back and there's no reason they shouldn't challenge for mls cup with this roster


aypho

Shea to the ref: "what are you calling??" I feel you, Shea.


darthvenom

Ikoba is a big boy


Disco99

I know the Timbers aren't great right now, but man, Quakes keep showing just how awful Almeyda was for them. There's a decent amount of skill and firepower on that roster.


frosty121

Crazy what you can do when you play players in their natural positions and not give Andy Rios 1 million dollars a year.


tallwhiteninja

Front six is solid, even if we don't have a true "elite" player up there. Defense is still frightening.


Sielaff415

Espinoza is an elite crosser, but crossing is about the most inefficient way to play in the final third. We cross a lot. Monteiro is an elite pressing attacking midfielder. Whatever these are worth lol


San_Jose_Is_My_City

Terrible whistle


RCTID1975

Did Asprilla just get kicked in the face?


amat3ur_hour

I dislike agreeing with opponents during a game, but this ref really isn't good.


sterling_m

If you dislike agreeing with opponents, I guess it'll really piss you off to show you highlights of the penalty shootout against Seattle last Wedneday and tell you that it was awesome.


GSWarrior10

Bonilla drawing some crap fouls on Benji


Chustercupperput

Rent free in Benji’s head haha


TMOP_Halloween

[Me watching the Timbers choke another one away](https://gyazo.com/4ff3e99b90409a00bca456e661b29a79)


frosty121

how is that a fucking foul lmao. just cuz he whiffed at the ball?


zeebu408

bonilla out here playing crab soccer


frosty121

crab game


grass_hut_shitter

Shea Salinas has a UTI!


sterling_m

WELCOME BACK JUDSON THE TERRIER AND COOL YOUTH PASTOR.


Fr8nky

How has Covelo unlocked this team


tallwhiteninja

By playing a logical formation with players in the right positions, dropping the man mark, and just keeping it mostly simple.


GSWarrior10

Exactly. By coaching.


GSWarrior10

Yueill is taking ankles


EGOfoodie

This ref is not good.


darthvenom

Classy SJ fans throwing drinks at Bonilla


Sielaff415

I’ve never seen it at a match, the only team I see it repeatedly happen is LAFC


Fr8nky

That fan will get banned, we ain’t down for that crap.


Chaotic_Boner

We had our own chucklefucks throwing stuff at the final last year. Let's not blame the whole fan base.


SJQ8

Fan\* . Ban him


EGOfoodie

Yeah that is some trash move.


1PMagain

Wow what did Bonilla eat for breakfast


Thecrimsongiant

Bonilla has been doing well, Rasmussen needs more time in T2 I think, he’s been pretty weak down his side.


Chustercupperput

I think he’s a promising player, but he cost us big with some ball watching and an upfield giveaway tonight


Inner-Conclusion

Except we literally have no one who can play LB when Bravo is out.


SJQ8

Just smash it into the back of the net tommy :(


EGOfoodie

What was that Remedi? A space rocket launch?


GSWarrior10

His fellow Argentine Espinoza hasn’t launched one to Jupiter yet, so he stepped up to do the honors


cindybuttsmacker

Remedi pls


TMOP_Halloween

We're fucked, don't see us coming back in this one


frosty121

TOMMY PLS


about831

Right now Asprilla is playing like his controller keeps cutting out


fallingbehind

Nah. His ISP is super laggy right now.


mankindrc

Unfortunately that’s been true all season for him


sterling_m

I'm very hyped for ten minutes of butt-clenching because Asprilla is on and the defense is tired.


RCTID1975

lol you're gonna be disappointed. We have normal Asprilla now


sterling_m

Thank God these teams aren't playing a regular season game in October.


EGOfoodie

Monteiro seems to be a solid signing. Wonder how the midfield will look when Judson is back in rotation too. Edit: This might be a preview.


Chaotic_Boner

Whatever Soccer is a silly sport anyway.


mankindrc

Sheesh somehow that wasn’t a goal


t1ttlywinks

Instant impact from TomTom too, love to see it.


AntFace

Bonilla good battle


tallwhiteninja

Can't wait to see how Calvo blows this lead.


SJQ8

Well deserved. Goalkeeper reacted horribly though. Could have easily smothered that or gotten close enough to cut off any shot.


t1ttlywinks

HELLA CHECK FROM CAPE VERDE


TMOP_Halloween

Guy is literally in the KEEPERS box and has no one within 5-7 feet of him lmao. Just pathetic defense


ShitJuggler

“Keeper’s box”?


TMOP_Halloween

That little box thing


ShitJuggler

Goal area or six-yard box.


cindybuttsmacker

Wondo's spirit spoke through Miro in that goal


sterling_m

Wondo spoke to Miro during training. ;)


cindybuttsmacker

Lmao and maybe again at halftime today


Brooklyn_MLS

Quakes are fun attacking and dangerous team going forward with Espinoza, Monteiro, Cowell, and Ebo.


fallingbehind

Bonilla getting held in the box.


darthvenom

Of course it is just a slop goal


San_Jose_Is_My_City

Let's gooooo! Monteiro!


sterling_m

Jebo with the double tangle-up. I love that man.


cindybuttsmacker

Every game i get happier that we managed to get him, i love that dude! Got him on my kit this season just for his off-the-pitch stuff, but on the pitch he keeps validating that choice


sterling_m

I'm dropping the big coin on his authentic next time I come down.


amat3ur_hour

See? You take Chara off and that happens


Fr8nky

🥹


grass_hut_shitter

Gio is such a dumbass sometimes.


Skeptical_Yoshi

He's been especially awful this season


TMOP_Halloween

Ugh, frustrating as hell lol. No one doing anything


goatvaro_goatrata

Of course we sub out Chara and immediately concede. Fucking ballwatchers


ShitJuggler

Tommy Thompson has so much space out there. sigh …


lookuppage7

Yesssssss! Exactly what I had hoped for from Jamiro!!!!


ClaffDifmiffed

Ouch. That’s what happens when you take DChara out.


goatvaro_goatrata

Yup...not a good look for Gio.


sterling_m

MIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRACE


buttsbutnotbuts

Slow motion Ivacic with the lead foot shuffle.


goatvaro_goatrata

Defending... Defending... Defending...


1PMagain

You hate to see it


amat3ur_hour

Boo. Bring on Asprilla for Nathan, not Chara


Gybe_enjoyer

How about neither


mankindrc

Huh, that’s odd


Agua48

That look in Bonillas eyes


ElasticSpeakers

Fogaça has to do better there


fallingbehind

We look really tired getting back.


TMOP_Halloween

Maybe one of the few times I'd root for Austin FC is when they're playing LA - they're leading 1-0 in the 70th or so


______-_----_---___-

This ref chews his nails and his gum at the same time.


fallingbehind

Okay. I’ve seen enough Nathan for the night.


goatvaro_goatrata

Sub out Nathan, he is not been effective on the counter


amat3ur_hour

The problem the ref is facing is that he's let a ton of little fouls go all night, which means that he's got a lot less space to tighten things down when players start to take advantage of that.


TMOP_Halloween

We've been treading water for a bit here, we should make an attacking sub like Asprilla


1PMagain

Aged well


TMOP_Halloween

Called it lol


TMOP_Halloween

grrrreat header by bill


Coffeedude2457

Bill my mvp


cindybuttsmacker

Bill has been great


about831

Bill’s the MVP of my heart


1PMagain

Bill using his head at both ends


mankindrc

Bill gets better every game I swear


Foggy46

Surfer Urruti about to hang ten!!1!!


about831

What is that blue fuzzy mascot behind the Timbers goal?


cindybuttsmacker

A founding member of Blue Man Group who departed following creative differences


zeebu408

his name is Q. he is a blue guy.


sterling_m

The grass is supposed to wreck *the other team*.


AntFace

Shaqtin'


darthvenom

I love that we got 9 guys out there trying to play fast and get a goal for the win while Blanco and Bonilla are there to CONCACAF the shit out of San Jose


RCTID1975

TIL Q is still a thing


EGOfoodie

He just had a whole season on star trek Picard.


cindybuttsmacker

His silent scream is deathless


ItzDp

high kick?


mankindrc

Huge fan of that slowmo bill headed clearance


sterling_m

Calvo is infuriating for 70 minutes and then he whips out some wild shit that's super-entertaining. Schroedinger's CB, truly.


Nightbynight

I wish refs would call captains over and cool the teams down more. Very chippy from both sides and could lead to an unnecessary red or injury.


Inner-Conclusion

Fortunately for us, neither Van Rankin or Bravo are on the field.


Untiuu

Lol Ivacic just slapping Bill in the face


TMOP_Halloween

Lmao Gio laughing at that foul by Rasmussen


buttsbutnotbuts

Chippy all around now.


mankindrc

Ref needs to get ahold of this one


RCTID1975

Ref getting desperate here


goatvaro_goatrata

Difficult match to handle for the ref


AntFace

He looks like it's his first time in the deep end of the pool without his SpongeBob floaties


Yellowfury0

it turns out it was actually his first game as a center ref so a lot of things make sense in retrospect


zeebu408

go benji!


petriebrews

this shit is getting wild exactly like i expected.


peacefinder

He pushed me in the collarbone so I clutch my face! Never gonna make it in showbiz bud.