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HisEndgame

Roughly 458 minutes since the Fire scored a goal in MLS from open play 🙃


INeedMyTools8

I think manager should get fired for not scoring goals than not winning. If you don't put an entertaining product no one will come and see it.


projectpolak

Then you should fire the sporting director first for not giving the manager adequately quality players.


International_Bag208

Don’t think this is a problem for Red Bulls managers, no fans in the stands to see your shitty play in the first place? No pressure


whdescent

"2022 No Goals Scored in 282 Minutes" Homer Simpson: "2022 No Goals Scored in 282 Minutes... So Far!"


cancercures

one of those safety boards: Number of minutes since Timbers last scored a goal ________ And Timber Joey gets to update it minutely


Matt_McT

Geez, the Thorns out here putting the Timbers trophy case to shame.


danhig

MLS Is Back Champions - they’ll never sing that


ramerica

Copa Verde champions - they’ll never sing that


gopac56

Not like that's hard to do


cancercures

Dumb move to get rid of Jeremy Ebobisse.


danhig

we can’t have people scoring goals here or we have to turn in the banner


eers2snow

If we knew that literally everyone was going to get injured...and Niezgoda was going to start disappearing on the field...yes. But Jebo wanted to start and get constant minutes up top. Mora won the striker competition last year hands down. Jebo then had to fight a DP striker banging in goals at a crazy effective clip for the #2 spot. It wasn't going to work.


hizilla

Didn’t Niezgoda have a very high conversion percentage prior to this year on an extremely low shot and touch volume, even for a striker?


whdescent

Yeah, at one point he had 9 goals with 11 on-target shots, out of 14 attempts.


hizilla

Yeah - that was sort of my recollection. Doesn't seem imminently sustainable. So him comparatively disappearing this year is maybe not a huge surprise? The injuries suck though.