I’m ngl, that just looks like quarts or something.
But a huge reason why I’m thinking it’s not real, is cause that’s so fucking much!! And I just can’t ever imagine buying so much mdma from some random at a gas station.
I definitely thought it could be, however after being on this sub for so long, it’s hard to know is a joke and what’s isn’t unless it’s mentioned somewhere. I also prefer to act as if it isn’t for safety reasons
In my late teens I worked at a gas station and definitely sold hella mdma and L and bud at work. And the sheer amount of random drug deals that went down in that parking lot was staggering. But this post is a joke
what's to be nervous about? don't worry it gets better each time you score a 1/4 lb. of 100% MDMA from some shady guy at some random gas station. And how do you know that it's 100% faux MDMA? Because the Shady guy said so silly.
To be honest, I didn't get comfortable doing it until the 12th, maybe the 13th time and now that I think of it, after all those times I still don't know the shady guy's name....
Dude... first of all, MDMA from "shady dude" at a gas station? Nah.
Second of all, how small are your hands? But in all seriousness how great would it be if this indeed was 100% pure MDMA. It's just tooooooo good to be true imo.
Lol. Deff quarts or something. But hey. Test kits are only like 30-80s. A meque from Dancesafe is cheap. Like 10-20$ bucks. Never hurts to text. Lmao
I haven’t seen mdma like this in…..I’m well. I’ve actually only seen it 1 time in my life called “windowpane” and never again. It was just one of just magical festivals you still ask yourself to this day if it was a dream or you really spent three days with a a group of Freud who remember this exact story with you and all the crazieniest that happened in the foothills of Vermont. Circa 2010.
I don’t know bro
This is a myth based on the difference of mdma freebase to mdma hcl (crystal). Mdma crystal can have a maximum amount of 84% mdma freebase and 16% hydrochloride. But if you speak of mdma purity, you speak about the purity of the crystal as no one handles freebase as it is a highly unstable substance. Mdma hydrochloride can be 99+% pure.
I mean, it could be. But that’s the shit you’ll get caught for. Buy drug test kits. Don’t trust anything you buy. Please please please test your drugs!
I was sold some"MDMA" from the dark net that looked just like that. It was also slightly greasy to the touch. It tested negative for MDMA with my reagent tests (Marquis, Mecke, Froehde and Simons A&B) and out of curiosity I sent it off for Mass Spectrometer analysis and it turned out to be Eutylone.
I'm not saying this is what you've got.... but I am saying the only way to know is to get it tested because it could be anything.
Had I used that Eutylone in the same way I use MDMA I could have been in trouble, especially as the inclination to redose (when using Eutylone that's assumed to be MDMA) is much higher with due to the much shorter length of the effects it produces.
Get it tested.
If you can’t trust a guy at a gas station who can you trust. Am I right?
Seriously, test it or end up on the news or another statistics that ruins the good nature of this chem. Be safe!
Y’all, this dude is JOKING. At least he should be.
I was scared my guy broke his salt lamp and flexing to us
Bro I was actually sold 72 bucks worth of salt yesterday that looked alot like this but smaller 🤣
Was literally my first thought haha
Reddit forgot about jokes and it's sad.
Nah man just Boof it you’ll be alright. 👉👁
I’m ngl, that just looks like quarts or something. But a huge reason why I’m thinking it’s not real, is cause that’s so fucking much!! And I just can’t ever imagine buying so much mdma from some random at a gas station.
Lmao it's a joke
I definitely thought it could be, however after being on this sub for so long, it’s hard to know is a joke and what’s isn’t unless it’s mentioned somewhere. I also prefer to act as if it isn’t for safety reasons
LMFAO Bruh I’m dying laughing at this shit. I never thought mfs buy MDMA off random mfs at the gas station 🤣🤣
In my late teens I worked at a gas station and definitely sold hella mdma and L and bud at work. And the sheer amount of random drug deals that went down in that parking lot was staggering. But this post is a joke
This. Let us know what it test as :( I'd be nervous to buy this
what's to be nervous about? don't worry it gets better each time you score a 1/4 lb. of 100% MDMA from some shady guy at some random gas station. And how do you know that it's 100% faux MDMA? Because the Shady guy said so silly. To be honest, I didn't get comfortable doing it until the 12th, maybe the 13th time and now that I think of it, after all those times I still don't know the shady guy's name....
This is a joke, right??
Dude that’s 100% Straight Molly man, be sure to boof one whole rock for the full effects
Agreed. Boof it! Boof it!! Boof it!!!....
Dude... first of all, MDMA from "shady dude" at a gas station? Nah. Second of all, how small are your hands? But in all seriousness how great would it be if this indeed was 100% pure MDMA. It's just tooooooo good to be true imo.
Maybe it's just so strong it shrunk his hands
I’m going to need to no what gas station that was and what the person looked like. For investigational reasons of course.
Shady dude, looked shady, at the shady gas station
Those are pieces of a salt rock
somebody broke their lamp
r/buzzkillington
Looks like orange calcite lmao namaste
Needs a banana for scale, then we will be able to figure it out
Only one way to know, boof one of the crystals
Agreed. Boof it! Boof it!! Boof it!!!....
Boof it
Agreed. Boof it! Boof it!! Boof it!!!....
Bro whipped out the himalayan rock salt
I dare you to boof the biggest one
and I'll double dog dare you. Boof it! Boof it!! Boof it!!!....
I’m gonna assume this is satire
Was he like properly shady or just a bit suspicious?
Just a little, shaking relentlessly and constantly looking over his shoulder other than that seemed like trustworthy businessman
You got a perfectly good test kit up your ass! Just shove it all up there!
Only way to know for sure is the boof test.
Test that shit
Literally salt
r/drugcirclejerk
Lmao bruh
Looks like rocks from a salt lamp
Yep good to go 👍
Lol. Deff quarts or something. But hey. Test kits are only like 30-80s. A meque from Dancesafe is cheap. Like 10-20$ bucks. Never hurts to text. Lmao I haven’t seen mdma like this in…..I’m well. I’ve actually only seen it 1 time in my life called “windowpane” and never again. It was just one of just magical festivals you still ask yourself to this day if it was a dream or you really spent three days with a a group of Freud who remember this exact story with you and all the crazieniest that happened in the foothills of Vermont. Circa 2010. I don’t know bro
Lol
Also MDMA only has a max purity of 86-88% from what I know.
This is a myth based on the difference of mdma freebase to mdma hcl (crystal). Mdma crystal can have a maximum amount of 84% mdma freebase and 16% hydrochloride. But if you speak of mdma purity, you speak about the purity of the crystal as no one handles freebase as it is a highly unstable substance. Mdma hydrochloride can be 99+% pure.
I mean, it could be. But that’s the shit you’ll get caught for. Buy drug test kits. Don’t trust anything you buy. Please please please test your drugs!
how dumb do u think we are we like doing molly not paint thinners
I was sold some"MDMA" from the dark net that looked just like that. It was also slightly greasy to the touch. It tested negative for MDMA with my reagent tests (Marquis, Mecke, Froehde and Simons A&B) and out of curiosity I sent it off for Mass Spectrometer analysis and it turned out to be Eutylone. I'm not saying this is what you've got.... but I am saying the only way to know is to get it tested because it could be anything. Had I used that Eutylone in the same way I use MDMA I could have been in trouble, especially as the inclination to redose (when using Eutylone that's assumed to be MDMA) is much higher with due to the much shorter length of the effects it produces. Get it tested.
a bump if u know what real rolls feel like them ull kjoe
Thats fing salt
Can be legit i have a similar rock. Maybe bigger.
Only real if you BOOF IT
You’re rich if those are real
If you can’t trust a guy at a gas station who can you trust. Am I right? Seriously, test it or end up on the news or another statistics that ruins the good nature of this chem. Be safe!
yeah man just snort it all✌️✌️✌️ /j
I've heard test kits are pretty good at indicating if your salt lamp rock is legit
Gas station mdma is 🔥🔥
Lemme guess your pink Himalayan salt lamp broke? Lmao.