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lotusguild

Well oddly I thought Jonathan was good looking when he turned up and now he's opened his mouth I think he's an ugly bastard


Connect-Smell761

Johnathan is so fragile that being called out once on his behaviour has made him chuck the whole thing in.


Complete_Butterfly72

He was feeling her just fine literally until that convo popped up


DLRsFrontSeats

The impression Jonathan gave in his first few eps was the opposite of someone that would care about being called out and getting (fair) criticism If they ended up not working out I thought it was a guarantee it was because he cared too _little_ about _anything_


llamastrudel

It’s all fun and games until other people start having opinions too


Connect-Smell761

Oh god I I can’t watch… the pre-snog grunt made a bit of sick come into my mouth 🤮🤢


youarethegreenman

my therapist will be hearing about it


iamalittlepige

Sophie's actually a 10, I can't believe she's having to put up with simple jack's shit takes


Ambry

100%. She kind of has it all by the looks of things, and he's got no life goals whilst moaning about girls gaining weight/also ensuring that they don't work out too much...


gfct

my boyfriend just asked when Adrian is going to be "crowned king of the jungle"


Connect-Smell761

Ladies, any of you ever said to your partner ‘Oh you’re losing your muscles’? No. Didn’t think so.


RelThanram

This man supposedly has a podcast about this stuff too, Jesus Christ.


Zeze_Knight

That was my 1st red flag. Men with relationship podcast are suspect 🧐


Eastern-Cicada-7201

I'm not defending Johnathan at all but his original comment at the dinner with Sophie, Thomas and Adrian was: "If she gained HUGE amounts of weight and it wasn't for medical reasons" and Kwame's just changed that to "'If she went from a 10 to a 12" Johnathan's been digging for days and he just handed Kwame a shovel 🙈


Zeze_Knight

Jonathan's original comment was even about muscle gain not fat. It somehow got turned into if Sophie puts on weight. Jonathan should have just apologised and moved on


Eastern-Cicada-7201

Yea but he did that one himself when he was trying to justify the muscle comment, he thought mentioning weight might help 😂


Notanothrshitthrow

Literally never heard a woman complain about that, like ever.


thxbtnothx

I can’t believe they’ve shown Duka making his own toast 😂


RelThanram

I’m ashamed at how many times I’ve said “You’re a fockin’ liarrr” to myself today.


Neat-Deal

Just reminds me of Davide too much and I’m sorry to them both but no one is more entertaining than thomas sorry ekin and Davide 🫣🫣


Whommas

Is this possibly the best segment of British reality TV ever? It’s got everything, everyone fucking hates each other, the running commentary from everyone, Thomas going off at everyone, George moments away from crying, a big cheating scandal, I’m in love


RelThanram

The delivery of “Sit Down!” Is giving flustered history teacher at period five on a Friday.


zanazanzar

Am teacher. Can confirm. Also your comment needed a trigger warning for me 🤣😭


Zeze_Knight

Kwame sticking the knife in with the "yes! We knew" lol


oatandham

He delivered 😂🫣


SleepDangerous1074

Kwame needs some sort of award for todays episode. My guy came with plenty of microphones to drop


Lucycatswipeycat

It’s giving me ‘I wanna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat’ 😅😂😂😂😂


No-Ladder7811

Sophie get away from jonathan ASAP. These men never change


colourfulcacti

'Kiss your fucking head off' reminds me of that scene in Inbetweeners where Simon is trying to talk dirty


sianie706

I’ve said it before but I still think Matt doesn’t look 32. More like mid 40s


smartief1

He had a hard paper round


Ok-Pie-712

Yeh he looks old as fuck.


colourfulcacti

Kwame meeting the theme of the bake off tent by stirring the pot


Illustrious_Glove_18

Jonathan should just be quiet and eat his haribo.


littlegreenwhimsy

When Adrian said, “Last night didn’t seem like right moment to tell Gemma,” I swear I could literally see a flicker of excitement pass Thomas’s face that he’d get to detonate that particular bomb


RelThanram

Pound Shop Naomi Campbell💀💀


Compostgoblin

Really confused on how when Matt confided in George about his feelings, George was so calm??? Like he's been on April's back through out all this about his ex girlfriend's having feelings for other people and how he doesn't trust April because of it but he's fine when Matt is behaving the same


Success-Leather

What is not OK behaviour in women, is celebrated in men. More on that story at 6


youarethegreenman

this is like being outside a kebab shop at 3am on a saturday


Applefox101

Gemma. Getting married on mafs is not real.....


oatandham

MY HUSBAND


man_in_the_suit

Matt’s hair looks like Thanos’ chin


youarethegreenman

still not mentally over Matt saying “I’m just a guy standing on a bridge”


sianie706

I love Notting Hill, so I was mortified he butchered it


Illustrious_Glove_18

The way George speaks really freaks me out. There's a real darkness to it.


Ok-Pie-712

Yes! He’s like the evil character in a psych thriller. Calculated.


VampytheSquid

Christian Bale is probably studying him right now & wondering how many months it would take him to get into that character...


theVagueWhelk

He’ll be wearing April’s skin by the end of the year


happybanana134

Sophie is way too good for this. What is she doing on this show?! Beautiful, seems nice enough, driven...and now stuck with THIS GUY. Grrr


RelThanram

I feel so bad for Sophie. Johnathan is wearing away her self-esteem under the pretense of “being honest”.


oatandham

It’s like negging


dipologie

all this show is teaching me is to keep a safe distance to anyone who says they're "just being honest"


thxbtnothx

There’s only one Duka in the whole of England! And he’ll be selling tat on Instagram before the week is out x


Ok-Patience7851

Me watching tonight’s episode 🥴🤢🫣 Me reading everyone’s comments on here 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂


Complete_Butterfly72

The comments are the only thing that helps. Like am I the only one seeing this bullshit ??


TheMafro

Kissing Matt's tiny mouth 🤮


Ambry

The weird voldemort noise before they kiss made me want to complain to Ofcom


RelThanram

Whitney, he brushes his hair with a fork. He’s not worth it.


LadyLoss1301

Kwame ‘a size 10 is fine, but a 12 or 14’. Jesus H.


VampytheSquid

I thought Kasia was going to lamp him!


Toffeerain

Was thinking what an understated, modest look from Kasia and then the side arse cut outs revealed themselves. Never change babes lmao


jamjar188

It's like a Xmas elf outfit that's both kitsch and slutty.


littlegreenwhimsy

Thomas causes drama? Scarcely believe it. So out of character PS UR A FOCKHHIIIN LIAAAAAHHH


MidnightMoons2020

Matt "i need to talk to Gemma before anyone else" *waits until Kwame pipes up*


notanotherloner

“kiss your fucking head off” excuse me whilst I vomit


bethanthrax

Duka doesn't seem very sad to see the back of Whitney...


Unlikely-Cake8504

This was the best outcome for him. He got a get out jail free card 😂


bethanthrax

Exactly this lol. Might be an unpopular opinion, but to me he has been in this for the fame since day one and has never felt anything for Whitney, despite repeatedly voting 'stay'


littlegreenwhimsy

Jenna talking about body image issues and setting Jonathan straight. A hero. A queen. Not always loved her with Zoe (veganism issues) but I love THIS from her


bethanthrax

Kwame really just pulled the pin and threw the grenade huh


Ok_Wash8193

Duka don’t need no ho he can make his own damn toast!!!!


boredmoonface

Feeling sorry for Sophie feel like Johnathan led her on a bit, having sex with her on the honeymoon now saying there isn’t a spark. All because he can’t admit he was wrong for saying the gross things he said and upsetting her.


OutrageousGuard7791

The way Johnathan digs so many holes when he talks, should’ve been a grave digger. Jeez. He’s a knob. And George gives me the heebie jeebies.


sianie706

Why do I feel like I am watching Made in Chelsea with April and Whitney


littlegreenwhimsy

Because that’s what they’re hoping for. It’s become SO forced.


aliengiirlfriend

Kwame when has a woman ever said a man is losing his muscles?


Illustrious_Glove_18

No one ever. Honestly.


Zeze_Knight

Jonathan and Kwame can't believe they're making sense. This is not the hill to die on. Just say sorry man.


Mizikei

George is awfully quiet after flipping out at a peck from truth or dare


Eastern-Cicada-7201

HAHAHAHAHA Thomas' face when she said 'people had heard whispers of it the night before' 👀👀👀


scusemelaydeh

Ugh it’s getting to the point I can’t watch this show before bed because it pisses me off so much! I know it’s not a documentary but the amount of fakery happening is just too much. Are we really supposed to believe Whitney & Matt are attracted to each other? The camera over Matt’s shoulder towards Whitney at dinner, the drone shot of them on the bridge followed by about 4 other camera angles. No doubt had to do a few retakes of that horrendous kiss 🤮 He’s giving off major misogynistic vibes and the fact he’s said (on Instagram) he only did the show for the exposure makes me believe the whole storyline is fake and it’s producers desperate attempt to be like the Aus version with Ines.


aliengiirlfriend

why does Matt keep calling her Gem? i feel like he doesn’t have the right to use a nickname for her


OutrageousGuard7791

“Just be comfortable with who you are” but said if his wife got bigger he would leave her? Wtf.


Eastern-Cicada-7201

Wait, Kwame switching from white turtleneck at the table to black turtleneck in his confessionals is so funny for some reason


littlegreenwhimsy

Little red wine spillage? Get some Colgate max white on it while you switch to the black sweater


zanazanzar

In bed. In a dressing grown. With a full face of make up.


No-Ladder7811

Matt is such a prick.


hamiltonricard4ever

Kwame's random comments are actually quite funny


aliengiirlfriend

the one in the preview (about Matt comforting Duka) was hilarious lmao


TheMafro

Jonathan will end up in the earth's core with this whole he keeps digging.


mollybumbles

Matt gave you false hope did he Gemma?!!


KiteVibes

Gemma is beyond deluded.


hamiltonricard4ever

Kiss your fucking head off Smooth


LordBielsa

I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat


habbee

Oh nooo, the colgate max white, next to Gemma, shaking and crying in bed! Gotta make that money, I suppose


standupish

duka having to make his own toast :(


Aggravating-Hat2287

C4 blew their budget paying off Whitney to kiss Matt and now they're having to use the Bake Off set for the dinner party


hamiltonricard4ever

Pound shop Naomi Campbell lmao


oatandham

Omg, Thomas is at times awful but his insults are always first class comedy


Eastern-Cicada-7201

Princess Anne and pound shop Naomi Campbell 😂😂😂 Love him or hate him, he's got some zingers.


Ok_Wash8193

I like Gemma but delusional much


notanotherloner

I don’t buy Whitney and Matt being genuine in the slightest, fully believe it’s producers mixing up storylines because Duka and Whitney don’t argue enough and Matt is probs close to walking out every time he sees Gemma. So this way they stay in and cause drama. There’s one every season.


Zeze_Knight

Jonathan's not coming across so well anymore. He was so sweet before. They were sweet before. Seems like Jonathan's over their relationship


Applefox101

Jonathan - ive seen you on chicken run pal


Zeze_Knight

Hahaha Kwame's smooth. I like the Queen/Look in the mirror line


emmalouisek

I actually love Kaisa and Kwame


sianie706

I save this for funerals!


StudentNoob

At this point Sophie just looks embarrassed. And I feel sorry for her.


TheMafro

George looks like he's going to go on a murder spree


Anxious_Diamond_4761

Gaaah the rollercoaster Thomas has me on man! Love him, hate him, love him, hate him. He needs to just dial it down a touch though.


MidnightMoons2020

How dare they both blame Gemma. What a pair of absolute dickheads


Connect-Smell761

Whitney couldnt give a flying fuck about Gemma’s feelings.


habbee

Okay this is good tv, I can't lie


SpacingIsMyGame

How can Whitney be woo-ed by what I just watched ...???


c0wboytuxedo

I’m sure she once said (something along the lines of) she goes for shitty men


Complete_Butterfly72

Thomas acting like he hadn’t heard lol!


EnoughInternet0

Omg they really shagged…


hamiltonricard4ever

Matt really does think he's better than Gemma.


dipologie

love jenna, fuck yes to all of that!


Zeze_Knight

Why's Whitney dry patting her eyes? No tears whatsoever


RelThanram

Gemma shouting no like Darth Vader sent me💀


Ok_Wash8193

See you all tomorrow!!!


hamiltonricard4ever

YOU'RE A FOCHKIN LYYYEH


OutrageousGuard7791

Thomas speaking as April 😂😂


aliengiirlfriend

Kasia looking incredible as ever. i wanna know where her eyeshadow is from because i always wear green eyeshadow


habbee

This conversation - particularly Jonathan and Kwame - is disgraceful honestly


EnoughInternet0

Okay now Gemma🤣 the way she shouted I couldn’t take her seriously


Objective-Activity12

I am a bit behind but... God, i love Kwame 😂😂😂 the way he said it was just amazing 🤣👑


Connect-Smell761

I’m gonna record that grunt and use it as my alarm sound… that’ll definitely get me out of bed sharpish… 🤮


littlegreenwhimsy

“And endings.” What a malevolent prick.


Genericlurker678

Yesss Jenna ❤️❤️❤️


Ok-Pie-712

Matt hugging Duka before he goes in for his wife.


Complete_Butterfly72

Seeing Whitney full teeth smile is so strange to witness


smartief1

So most shocking of all, it seems Matt does own a shirt with sleeves! Who knew


Complete_Butterfly72

Are they already drunk? Whitney looks like she’s not there, and Chanita 😂


Zeze_Knight

Gemma love, it's not a real marriage. Does she know it's not legally binding?


FredWestLife

SHUT UP JOHNATHAN!


LushLoxx

What kind of world do we live in that a size 12 is a problem lol


notanotherloner

How does Matt go through life not letting anyone else get a word in? He’s as bad as Thomas but at least he’s funny! Matt’s got the personality of a bar stool.


hamiltonricard4ever

Bake off vibes with this walk to the tent


LadyLoss1301

I would pay good money to see Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding narrate this.


OutrageousGuard7791

Do they even serve food at these dinner parties 😂 everyone seems so wasted.


KiteVibes

Duka is finally coming to life. Good to see!


ancientdancer

putting this on mute now because i do not need to hear that sound matt is about to make for the second time, no thanks


thxbtnothx

Can’t believe channel 4 have made me watch that sandwich cake nightmare and these two slow motion kissing in the same night Who do I call for compensation


man_in_the_suit

Gemma picking up that knife for the ‘toast’ at the end and brandishing it was top tier


hj--

The producers have got me under their thumb, I've gone from defending Matt to thinking he the most toxic guy on the show in approx 3 episodes


happybanana134

Duka...Whitney told you she wanted to leave. Come. On.


zanazanzar

Fucking Jonathan man 🤣


Eastern-Cicada-7201

Thomas introducing the fakest couple question like it was just something funny that happened to him the other day 💀


sianie706

It’s so sad to see Gemma like this, when she came into the show she was bubbly, vivacious and confident. Now she’s so quiet and sad 😔


No-Ladder7811

Matt putting the blame fully on Gemma for his shitty behaviour


littlegreenwhimsy

“And that is why we didn’t work out.” Truly incredible.


HanVictoria6

Don't know how Gemma is saying he's given her false hope when he's treated her like crap since the wedding. I feel for her but she's delusional.


oatandham

When knob head Jono said “surely you knew it was dead in the water” it was the only time I’ve ever agreed with him


c0wboytuxedo

Gemma just seems so depressed. I feel bad


Big-Drink-4329

It's quite disgusting that Jonathan said there was a lack of sexual chemistry after they had had sex on honeymoon


Connect-Smell761

I’m getting White Power vibes off that tattoo in Matt’s hairline (RH side).


Toffeerain

Just looking at all his tats has made me realise if I ever date someone with that much ink I’m going to need a full explainer for each and every one on the first date.


Zeze_Knight

I'm convinced Gemma's never seen this show before


Capital_Iron_2875

Jonathan needs to stop talking


happybanana134

Kwame I was JUST starting to like you!!


Illustrious_Glove_18

Oh god do we need to see this


Complete_Butterfly72

We really really don’t.


aliengiirlfriend

just apologise Jonathan oh my god …


LushLoxx

Kwame should just be quiet.


Connect-Ad7373

Johnathan is just a moron


Ok_Wash8193

Chanita is losing it hahahaha


malmikea

Every guy embarrassed themselves tonight


Alternative-Log6663

Seems like Johnathan isn’t as simple as we thought. Coming across raaaaather manipulative.


TheMafro

Matt is such a coward


thxbtnothx

Zoe put him in his place quite well


notanotherloner

Ironically I think Matt and Whitney are extremely well suited as they’re both so toxic.


colourfulcacti

"There are people that have taken insult at my comments" That's because they're insulting


LushLoxx

Nicely choreographed kissy scene now. God 🤢


colourfulcacti

Think I need to go lay in a cold dark room after this ep


youarethegreenman

I need a cigarette and I haven’t smoked in years


bethanthrax

Jonathan on about the big legs again! Shut up man


hamiltonricard4ever

How random from.Jordan


Connect-Smell761

Mr Blunt 😁 BOOM!


sianie706

No no no They cannot attempt to do a Carolina and Daniel


haneugh

“Its a McQueen I save it for special occasions…and funerals” directly to Matt was BRILLIANT. Fucking adore Thomas


sutoma

Johnathon is very ‘I never liked you anyway’


Beautiful_Let9420

Whitney and April are the mean girls of the season 🤷🏻‍♀️


SomeMaterial

That bluntness was good. The other bluntness is not


fluffy-ears

Oh here we go, grab the sick bag 🤮


SomeMaterial

We haven’t gotten to the most controversial bit yet if Matt and Whitney both write stay to explore a connection and the others get forced to stay


Applefox101

Hold on guys as we just set up the camera across the lake. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION. Oh shit hes breathed on her going in. Oh weve run out of film, it will have to do. Great job everyone


WrongDomino

Looks like Duka's making his own toast now...


shaistaxo

The type of personality Johnathan has it’s pointless engaging with him. He’s oblivious to other perspectives unless they align with his own and he’s completely unable to take accountability for the impact of what he says😫 he’s not brutally honest, he’s just an insensitive cactus. P.S. Kwame is pure chaos and I am here for it😂


Illustrious_Glove_18

Haven't Sophie and Johnathan slept with each other? What's he talking about?


Oh-Shes-A-Shark

Something about the way Matt talks gives me the ick it’s like he talks down to everyone constantly. Like he thinks he is so wise and smart and everything he says is profound


Zeze_Knight

Jonathan 🤐


FredWestLife

SHUT UP JOHNATHAN!


SomeMaterial

“Don’t we fucking know” lol


Ok_Wash8193

The wine sip hahahahahah


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Zeze_Knight

It is George 😅🤣😂 it is a shit show


aliengiirlfriend

Matt is so corny 🤮


TheMafro

This shit again. Same thing happened in MAFSA and they let them stay after "deliberation"