By - hamiltonricard4ever
Well oddly I thought Jonathan was good looking when he turned up and now he's opened his mouth I think he's an ugly bastard
Johnathan is so fragile that being called out once on his behaviour has made him chuck the whole thing in.
He was feeling her just fine literally until that convo popped up
The impression Jonathan gave in his first few eps was the opposite of someone that would care about being called out and getting (fair) criticism
If they ended up not working out I thought it was a guarantee it was because he cared too _little_ about _anything_
It’s all fun and games until other people start having opinions too
Oh god I I can’t watch… the pre-snog grunt made a bit of sick come into my mouth 🤮🤢
my therapist will be hearing about it
Sophie's actually a 10, I can't believe she's having to put up with simple jack's shit takes
100%. She kind of has it all by the looks of things, and he's got no life goals whilst moaning about girls gaining weight/also ensuring that they don't work out too much...
my boyfriend just asked when Adrian is going to be "crowned king of the jungle"
Ladies, any of you ever said to your partner ‘Oh you’re losing your muscles’? No. Didn’t think so.
This man supposedly has a podcast about this stuff too, Jesus Christ.
That was my 1st red flag. Men with relationship podcast are suspect 🧐
I'm not defending Johnathan at all but his original comment at the dinner with Sophie, Thomas and Adrian was:
"If she gained HUGE amounts of weight and it wasn't for medical reasons" and Kwame's just changed that to "'If she went from a 10 to a 12"
Johnathan's been digging for days and he just handed Kwame a shovel 🙈
Jonathan's original comment was even about muscle gain not fat. It somehow got turned into if Sophie puts on weight. Jonathan should have just apologised and moved on
Yea but he did that one himself when he was trying to justify the muscle comment, he thought mentioning weight might help 😂
Literally never heard a woman complain about that, like ever.
I can’t believe they’ve shown Duka making his own toast 😂
I’m ashamed at how many times I’ve said “You’re a fockin’ liarrr” to myself today.
Just reminds me of Davide too much and I’m sorry to them both but no one is more entertaining than thomas sorry ekin and Davide
Is this possibly the best segment of British reality TV ever? It’s got everything, everyone fucking hates each other, the running commentary from everyone, Thomas going off at everyone, George moments away from crying, a big cheating scandal, I’m in love
The delivery of “Sit Down!” Is giving flustered history teacher at period five on a Friday.
Am teacher. Can confirm. Also your comment needed a trigger warning for me 🤣😭
Kwame sticking the knife in with the "yes! We knew" lol
He delivered 😂
Kwame needs some sort of award for todays episode. My guy came with plenty of microphones to drop
It’s giving me ‘I wanna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat’ 😅😂😂😂😂
Sophie get away from jonathan ASAP. These men never change
'Kiss your fucking head off' reminds me of that scene in Inbetweeners where Simon is trying to talk dirty
I’ve said it before but I still think Matt doesn’t look 32. More like mid 40s
He had a hard paper round
Yeh he looks old as fuck.
Kwame meeting the theme of the bake off tent by stirring the pot
Jonathan should just be quiet and eat his haribo.
When Adrian said, “Last night didn’t seem like right moment to tell Gemma,” I swear I could literally see a flicker of excitement pass Thomas’s face that he’d get to detonate that particular bomb
Pound Shop Naomi Campbell💀💀
Really confused on how when Matt confided in George about his feelings, George was so calm??? Like he's been on April's back through out all this about his ex girlfriend's having feelings for other people and how he doesn't trust April because of it but he's fine when Matt is behaving the same
What is not OK behaviour in women, is celebrated in men.
More on that story at 6
this is like being outside a kebab shop at 3am on a saturday
Gemma. Getting married on mafs is not real.....
Matt’s hair looks like Thanos’ chin
still not mentally over Matt saying “I’m just a guy standing on a bridge”
I love Notting Hill, so I was mortified he butchered it
The way George speaks really freaks me out. There's a real darkness to it.
Yes! He’s like the evil character in a psych thriller. Calculated.
Christian Bale is probably studying him right now & wondering how many months it would take him to get into that character...
He’ll be wearing April’s skin by the end of the year
Sophie is way too good for this. What is she doing on this show?! Beautiful, seems nice enough, driven...and now stuck with THIS GUY. Grrr
I feel so bad for Sophie. Johnathan is wearing away her self-esteem under the pretense of “being honest”.
It’s like negging
all this show is teaching me is to keep a safe distance to anyone who says they're "just being honest"
There’s only one Duka in the whole of England! And he’ll be selling tat on Instagram before the week is out x
Me watching tonight’s episode 🥴🤢
Me reading everyone’s comments on here 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The comments are the only thing that helps. Like am I the only one seeing this bullshit ??
Kissing Matt's tiny mouth 🤮
The weird voldemort noise before they kiss made me want to complain to Ofcom
Whitney, he brushes his hair with a fork. He’s not worth it.
Kwame ‘a size 10 is fine, but a 12 or 14’.
I thought Kasia was going to lamp him!
Was thinking what an understated, modest look from Kasia and then the side arse cut outs revealed themselves. Never change babes lmao
It's like a Xmas elf outfit that's both kitsch and slutty.
Thomas causes drama? Scarcely believe it. So out of character
PS UR A FOCKHHIIIN LIAAAAAHHH
Matt "i need to talk to Gemma before anyone else" *waits until Kwame pipes up*
“kiss your fucking head off” excuse me whilst I vomit
Duka doesn't seem very sad to see the back of Whitney...
This was the best outcome for him. He got a get out jail free card 😂
Exactly this lol. Might be an unpopular opinion, but to me he has been in this for the fame since day one and has never felt anything for Whitney, despite repeatedly voting 'stay'
Jenna talking about body image issues and setting Jonathan straight. A hero. A queen. Not always loved her with Zoe (veganism issues) but I love THIS from her
Kwame really just pulled the pin and threw the grenade huh
Duka don’t need no ho he can make his own damn toast!!!!
Feeling sorry for Sophie feel like Johnathan led her on a bit, having sex with her on the honeymoon now saying there isn’t a spark. All because he can’t admit he was wrong for saying the gross things he said and upsetting her.
The way Johnathan digs so many holes when he talks, should’ve been a grave digger. Jeez. He’s a knob. And George gives me the heebie jeebies.
Why do I feel like I am watching Made in Chelsea with April and Whitney
Because that’s what they’re hoping for. It’s become SO forced.
Kwame when has a woman ever said a man is losing his muscles?
No one ever. Honestly.
Jonathan and Kwame can't believe they're making sense. This is not the hill to die on. Just say sorry man.
George is awfully quiet after flipping out at a peck from truth or dare
Thomas' face when she said 'people had heard whispers of it the night before' 👀👀👀
Ugh it’s getting to the point I can’t watch this show before bed because it pisses me off so much!
I know it’s not a documentary but the amount of fakery happening is just too much. Are we really supposed to believe Whitney & Matt are attracted to each other? The camera over Matt’s shoulder towards Whitney at dinner, the drone shot of them on the bridge followed by about 4 other camera angles. No doubt had to do a few retakes of that horrendous kiss 🤮
He’s giving off major misogynistic vibes and the fact he’s said (on Instagram) he only did the show for the exposure makes me believe the whole storyline is fake and it’s producers desperate attempt to be like the Aus version with Ines.
why does Matt keep calling her Gem? i feel like he doesn’t have the right to use a nickname for her
“Just be comfortable with who you are” but said if his wife got bigger he would leave her? Wtf.
Wait, Kwame switching from white turtleneck at the table to black turtleneck in his confessionals is so funny for some reason
Little red wine spillage? Get some Colgate max white on it while you switch to the black sweater
In bed. In a dressing grown. With a full face of make up.
Matt is such a prick.
Kwame's random comments are actually quite funny
the one in the preview (about Matt comforting Duka) was hilarious lmao
Jonathan will end up in the earth's core with this whole he keeps digging.
Matt gave you false hope did he Gemma?!!
Gemma is beyond deluded.
Kiss your fucking head off
I’m going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat
Oh nooo, the colgate max white, next to Gemma, shaking and crying in bed! Gotta make that money, I suppose
duka having to make his own toast :(
C4 blew their budget paying off Whitney to kiss Matt and now they're having to use the Bake Off set for the dinner party
Pound shop Naomi Campbell lmao
Omg, Thomas is at times awful but his insults are always first class comedy
Princess Anne and pound shop Naomi Campbell 😂😂😂 Love him or hate him, he's got some zingers.
I like Gemma but delusional much
I don’t buy Whitney and Matt being genuine in the slightest, fully believe it’s producers mixing up storylines because Duka and Whitney don’t argue enough and Matt is probs close to walking out every time he sees Gemma. So this way they stay in and cause drama. There’s one every season.
Jonathan's not coming across so well anymore. He was so sweet before. They were sweet before. Seems like Jonathan's over their relationship
Jonathan - ive seen you on chicken run pal
Hahaha Kwame's smooth. I like the Queen/Look in the mirror line
I actually love Kaisa and Kwame
I save this for funerals!
At this point Sophie just looks embarrassed. And I feel sorry for her.
George looks like he's going to go on a murder spree
Gaaah the rollercoaster Thomas has me on man! Love him, hate him, love him, hate him. He needs to just dial it down a touch though.
How dare they both blame Gemma. What a pair of absolute dickheads
Whitney couldnt give a flying fuck about Gemma’s feelings.
Okay this is good tv, I can't lie
How can Whitney be woo-ed by what I just watched ...???
I’m sure she once said (something along the lines of) she goes for shitty men
Thomas acting like he hadn’t heard lol!
Omg they really shagged…
Matt really does think he's better than Gemma.
love jenna, fuck yes to all of that!
Why's Whitney dry patting her eyes? No tears whatsoever
Gemma shouting no like Darth Vader sent me💀
See you all tomorrow!!!
YOU'RE A FOCHKIN LYYYEH
Thomas speaking as April 😂😂
Kasia looking incredible as ever. i wanna know where her eyeshadow is from because i always wear green eyeshadow
This conversation - particularly Jonathan and Kwame - is disgraceful honestly
Okay now Gemma🤣 the way she shouted I couldn’t take her seriously
I am a bit behind but... God, i love Kwame 😂😂😂 the way he said it was just amazing 🤣👑
I’m gonna record that grunt and use it as my alarm sound… that’ll definitely get me out of bed sharpish…
What a malevolent prick.
Yesss Jenna ❤️❤️❤️
Matt hugging Duka before he goes in for his wife.
Seeing Whitney full teeth smile is so strange to witness
So most shocking of all, it seems Matt does own a shirt with sleeves! Who knew
Are they already drunk? Whitney looks like she’s not there, and Chanita 😂
Gemma love, it's not a real marriage. Does she know it's not legally binding?
SHUT UP JOHNATHAN!
What kind of world do we live in that a size 12 is a problem lol
How does Matt go through life not letting anyone else get a word in? He’s as bad as Thomas but at least he’s funny! Matt’s got the personality of a bar stool.
Bake off vibes with this walk to the tent
I would pay good money to see Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding narrate this.
Do they even serve food at these dinner parties 😂 everyone seems so wasted.
Duka is finally coming to life. Good to see!
putting this on mute now because i do not need to hear that sound matt is about to make for the second time, no thanks
Can’t believe channel 4 have made me watch that sandwich cake nightmare and these two slow motion kissing in the same night
Who do I call for compensation
Gemma picking up that knife for the ‘toast’ at the end and brandishing it was top tier
The producers have got me under their thumb, I've gone from defending Matt to thinking he the most toxic guy on the show in approx 3 episodes
Duka...Whitney told you she wanted to leave. Come. On.
Fucking Jonathan man 🤣
Thomas introducing the fakest couple question like it was just something funny that happened to him the other day 💀
It’s so sad to see Gemma like this, when she came into the show she was bubbly, vivacious and confident. Now she’s so quiet and sad 😔
Matt putting the blame fully on Gemma for his shitty behaviour
“And that is why we didn’t work out.”
Don't know how Gemma is saying he's given her false hope when he's treated her like crap since the wedding. I feel for her but she's delusional.
When knob head Jono said “surely you knew it was dead in the water” it was the only time I’ve ever agreed with him
Gemma just seems so depressed. I feel bad
It's quite disgusting that Jonathan said there was a lack of sexual chemistry after they had had sex on honeymoon
I’m getting White Power vibes off that tattoo in Matt’s hairline (RH side).
Just looking at all his tats has made me realise if I ever date someone with that much ink I’m going to need a full explainer for each and every one on the first date.
I'm convinced Gemma's never seen this show before
Jonathan needs to stop talking
Kwame I was JUST starting to like you!!
Oh god do we need to see this
We really really don’t.
just apologise Jonathan oh my god …
Kwame should just be quiet.
Johnathan is just a moron
Chanita is losing it hahahaha
Every guy embarrassed themselves tonight
Seems like Johnathan isn’t as simple as we thought. Coming across raaaaather manipulative.
Matt is such a coward
Zoe put him in his place quite well
Ironically I think Matt and Whitney are extremely well suited as they’re both so toxic.
"There are people that have taken insult at my comments"
That's because they're insulting
Nicely choreographed kissy scene now. God 🤢
Think I need to go lay in a cold dark room after this ep
I need a cigarette and I haven’t smoked in years
Jonathan on about the big legs again! Shut up man
How random from.Jordan
Mr Blunt 😁 BOOM!
No no no
They cannot attempt to do a Carolina and Daniel
“Its a McQueen I save it for special occasions…and funerals” directly to Matt was BRILLIANT. Fucking adore Thomas
Johnathon is very ‘I never liked you anyway’
Whitney and April are the mean girls of the season 🤷🏻♀️
That bluntness was good. The other bluntness is not
Oh here we go, grab the sick bag 🤮
We haven’t gotten to the most controversial bit yet if Matt and Whitney both write stay to explore a connection and the others get forced to stay
Hold on guys as we just set up the camera across the lake. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION. Oh shit hes breathed on her going in. Oh weve run out of film, it will have to do. Great job everyone
Looks like Duka's making his own toast now...
The type of personality Johnathan has it’s pointless engaging with him. He’s oblivious to other perspectives unless they align with his own and he’s completely unable to take accountability for the impact of what he says😫
he’s not brutally honest, he’s just an insensitive cactus.
P.S. Kwame is pure chaos and I am here for it😂
Haven't Sophie and Johnathan slept with each other? What's he talking about?
Something about the way Matt talks gives me the ick it’s like he talks down to everyone constantly. Like he thinks he is so wise and smart and everything he says is profound
“Don’t we fucking know” lol
The wine sip hahahahahah
It is George 😅🤣😂 it is a shit show
Matt is so corny 🤮
This shit again. Same thing happened in MAFSA and they let them stay after "deliberation"