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Coconut681

"one thing in common is they've both been unlucky in love" if that's their only criteria no wonder the "experts" are so shit


Altruistic-Look3630

One thing they both have in common is they like food * All smugly nod their heads *


Prestigious_Fan_2094

Her 11 year old is going to get rinsed in school tomorrow :s.


Educational_Long3178

This hurts my heart


FredWestLife

A joiner can also be a business owner.


Altruistic-Look3630

And they make plenty of money if that is important to her


jjgill27

Think it’s more about status. She’ll wind up dating a rugby player after this.


Ok-Nefariousness9646

I think she wanted a man higher up on the ladder than her, to help her climb up.


Notanothrshitthrow

"you better get used to the taste of fish" That's not a sexually confident woman, that's just foul 🤢😂


Altruistic-Look3630

As a man that would be Instant shrinkage


C0nradL0la

Discustang


Ok-Nefariousness9646

That was vile. At their wedding as well. Bet you can't take her anywhere nice. 🤮


zigzagtitch

I can't stand tattoo man's hair honestly


hamiltonricard4ever

Like a coconut mixed with shepherds pie


swagatha___christie

Yeah what the fuck is going on there.


FredWestLife

Brutal!


Altruistic-Look3630

It’s like half corn row half….. something ?


artandfloss

I don’t understand it?


m-rie

LITERALLY I DONT UNDERSTAND IT


BadSpanglish2

Sophie is hardly from Monte Carlo either. She lives in Manchester for Christ's sake!


[deleted]

When he said Johnathan wouldn’t have met girls like her in York…. What the duck kind of classist bullshit is that! Does he think only southerners or big cities produce and house people who enjoy luxury items? 🙄


Ok-Nefariousness9646

She's so wrong as well, plenty of very wealthy people in/around York. Look at the kind of people who go out there on a Saturday night. Posh suits, designer handbags, hair and nails freshly done etc. (I live near-ish and see them all grabbing the train in.)


[deleted]

Exactly. Most places in our country and the Uk have wealth and poverty. It’s so weird to act like they’re some class above those from another city 😂 the north south divide in a nut shell


Pidjesus

Typical Southern c*** and I'm from the South


[deleted]

Her bio on insta says Cheltenham born, always delighted to see how classist the wealthy in our country are.


magnetmaggi

What a lame-ass thing to put in your bio 😂


Educational_Long3178

York is well posh imo!


Ok-Nefariousness9646

Agreed.


happybanana134

I think she's delusional. She isn't posh; screams 'new money'. A made in chelsea wannabe.


Ghomehat

I thought that too. Hyacinth Bucket family. From now on, I am going to call her Hyacinth Bucket Bride!


zigzagtitch

I like Johnathon's outlook on life. Let her be the career driven one, why does he have to be too


bethanthrax

Agreed, tired of people equating ambitious with career driven. Your ambition can be to have a lovely family and happy life


Notanothrshitthrow

Ambitious = Career driven = Wealthy or will be wealthy in the future. It's all just code for wanting to date someone with money.


bethanthrax

Hit the nail on the head, my friend


skinglow93

Especially if she wants kids - it’s a bit unrealistic for both parents to be in ridiculously high-flying careers


markafuss

Because for her, life is a competition and she needs to win. He’s just happy enjoying life for what it is.


Altruistic-Look3630

We all end up 6 feet under the ground anyway. If you can die feeling content with how your life has went then you have truly ‘won the race’


BadSpanglish2

It seems like she expects it of her partner.


bethanthrax

Maybe Gemma and Kasia should get together at this point


Illustrious_Glove_18

Aww he's such a content bumpkin "I don't have any dreams."


bethanthrax

Contentment is so underrated!


zigzagtitch

AGREE


Gluecagone

They could be such a compatible couple in that aspect if she can appreciate having somebody in the background who will support her dreams whilst just asking love and happiness in return. Two high-flyers together can often end in tears.


Altruistic-Look3630

and lots of cocaine


Pidjesus

She's too young to realise it. Maybe when she's 31-32 and the high flyer men have gone..


Educational_Long3178

I really don't like this pairing, i think it's proper cruel of the experts to do this to the poor lad...


magnetmaggi

He looks too innocent for the hellpit of dinner parties


Whommas

The drama it brings will get the views though, watch the "experts" try and give some bullshit feedback at their commitment ceremony about how "they can make it work" I work in the industry and it's all about the views, they don't give a fuck if people are truly compatible or not, awful how it fucks up the poor sods who get caught in the crossfire sometimes


FredWestLife

That "taste of fish" comment. Oh.


Owlwood87

Her pH balance is maybe off


Ghomehat

The revolting way she rubbed her lips together, like he was just a plate of meat. If a man did that, there would be uproar. Her mother and bridesmaids joining in.


OozingRectumFeast

Not healthy.


Rayoch1

Imagine being a pescatarian - 100% vegetarian after that comment.


ConsiderationOdd8098

Oh god not another sex pest 😂


Owlwood87

Been single for a year and a half? Those are rookie numbers.


BadSpanglish2

If you don't count in decades - can you really even say single!


BadSpanglish2

Disagree with tattoo woman. I think expecting the person not to have a kid a 30 is increasingly realistic given the trends in having babies.


ShiplessOcean

I’m 30 in a few months and only one person out of all my friends and wider circle of acquaintances has kids


skinglow93

I’m 29 and dating in the 27-32 bracket and I’d still say 80% of the people I’m coming across don’t have kids, but I guess it’s no longer a shock or a surprise if they do


FredWestLife

"We are considerably richer than you"


Illustrious_Glove_18

We all got overexcited about Matt and Gemma \*sighs\*


magnetmaggi

Tbf she is being utterly terrifying


Ellend821

I honestly think if she’d chilled out a bit and not led with the sexualness he would’ve been really into her - she seems really nice so I don’t know why she leads with that.


Coconut681

He didn't seem that happy about her having kids


jamjar188

Her and Kasia... What is it? What insecurities are they masking? Is it literally to do with their size? I can't guess what else it is that leads them to want to project this hypersexual "boss bitch" image that, quite frankly, will scare away anyone decent and anyone looking for stability and commitment.


Neat-Deal

I might actually give up watching if the matches continue to be so weak, it’s actually pointless even bothering to watch the show I know we love drama but that’s all it seems to be this series and not even enjoyable drama pure toxic and it’s only gonna get worse!


biscuittattoos

They definitely match people that they know will be bad for eachother just for good tv. I was late to the mafs party but in all the series I’ve seen they seem to have one golden couple that work out and the rest are all ticking time bombs. I would love to see a season where everyone finds their forever person but it’s probably not interesting tv for a lot of people


c0wboytuxedo

Morrisons is still pricey!!


Educational_Long3178

My thoughts exactly!


magnetmaggi

Jonathan is too pure so far, someone parachute in and save him


Owlwood87

Alexa, play ‘don’t marry her, have me’ by beautiful south.


Owlwood87

Gosh, she’s made a point of saying she’s a manager and has her own flat. I get it, you’re doing better than me.


Ellend821

Got to be fairly easy to have your own flat at 26 with likely a nice little deposit from mummy and daddy 🥴


FredWestLife

Anyone worked out yet if it's Daddy's firm?


C0nradL0la

Took the words straight out my mouth, especially being a head of channel at 26? Do me a favour


magnetmaggi

http://linkedin.com/in/sophiehlbrown


zigzagtitch

what does head of channel actually mean, ngl


FredWestLife

Fucked if I know, but I do know what a joiner does.


tommyredbeard

My wife recently left THG, didn’t know her but knew it would be THG. They are notorious for hiring literally everyone and over promoting people/handing out fancy sounding job titles. Makes perfect sense this random posh girl


Competitive_Cuddling

I'm not a manager but I have *a house*. Am I better than her? Worse? Do we cancel my non-managerness with her non-houseness and are actually equal? **I need to know!!!**


markafuss

“I’m going to sit on his face…”


Altruistic-Look3630

Kasia move over


FredWestLife

And cover your bum.


Educational_Long3178

"HARIBOS" not failed to crack me up yet


zigzagtitch

I'm 25 and get so freaked out when people my age do this kind of thing tbh


Altruistic-Look3630

She is a walking to-do list


FredWestLife

This year's MAFS application form in it's entirety: Do you like tattoos? ✅


Neat-Deal

Don’t forget they both have their own hair salons 🤣🤣


Zehory

Gemma and Matt got what they ordered


magnetmaggi

Jeez, “you’re not doing to sleep tonight” would not go down well if the genders were reversed 😅


Applefox101

Who the fck says "head of channel in a tech company"?


Nabbered

Her career defines her. Slightly sad considering the position is not anything special


RIPMaureenPonderosa

Is such a longwinded title yet somehow so vague at the same time


[deleted]

Someone who’s Dad gave them the title


nescafe7050

I'm p sure it's not her dad's company. Her linkedin is public though, and she did some useless a levels (drama, photography, psychology), and went straight into working for a huge tech company, it doesn't make sense without a lot of nepotism 😂 she can't think ambition alone has got her there. Edit to add I did psychology and photography in college and without a degree or time served these are m worthless


Competitive_Cuddling

Sounds like one of those jobs your dad's friend Kevin makes up in his company to employ you because he owes your dad a favour.


BadSpanglish2

Gemma is too much. "hope you like a fish supper boi"


Coconut681

🤮


natblidaaa

Omg what I missed this lmaoo


Pidjesus

He got massively turned off after he heard she has 2 little boys. Massively.


Altruistic-Look3630

Children should be one of the very first questions the produ— I mean experts ask


Pidjesus

It's unfair to dump someone with that, it's a huge dealbreaker in real life


Coconut681

It's not fair on the kids, especially if they're school age.


BadSpanglish2

"So we know they are significantly different...but lets call it a day and grab lunch"


hamiltonricard4ever

Ok this is too much now


[deleted]

I was disappointed but not surprised when Sophie’s face dropped at the word ‘Joiner’ and of course no elaborating on if that means he’s self employed or not yet. Full ‘oh no daddy he’s not a ~~conservative~~ *tory*!!’


Lex-So

Christ, saying that in front of Mum! 😂


Lex-So

I wonder if Gemma and Kasia will be BFFs...


Prestigious_Fan_2094

I don't know if I can be bothered to watch more weddings and honeymoons now. I'm too invested in current drama. I would rather they just dump the new couples in and watch the chaos


Altruistic-Look3630

It’s the constant use of slow-mo that bores me the most.


Lex-So

Instantly not liking this woman


FredWestLife

Michael Portillo standing in for the bride's father is a bit of a shock.


No-Ladder7811

Sophie already annoys me.


lkjhggfd1

Sophie is a judgy one ain’t she 😒


Altruistic-Look3630

They are on completely different wavelengths. He is a gentle stream, she is a raging current.


Zehory

Gemma is the new Kasia


Coconut681

Hopefully it's just nerves


malmikea

Is that a Wi-Fi symbol on his face?


RIPMaureenPonderosa

I’m not buying that Sophie is actually _that_ successful and I’m not buying that Gemma actually wants sex _that_ much. Usually it’s the ones that shout about it the most that are just trying to force a certain image.


swagatha___christie

She came across like she was head of an asset manager.


RIPMaureenPonderosa

I just had a look at her LinkedIn (someone provided a link in this thread) and you’re right, it definitely sounds that way. From a quick glance it seems she’s moved up from cold-calling/sales to overseeing client relations and strategising. Props to her, I can see she’s very ambitious, but it doesn’t quite ring true of the “high flyer” she and her circle were hyping her up to be. Then again, maybe this is just an angle producers have latched onto and are really pushing.


PeaceOrchid

I was so excited for Gemma and Matt! Then….. ooof. I get it, you’re very comfortable with your sexual self. But there’s a line girl. So disappointing.


No-Structure-8125

This new couple seem perfect for eachother, I'm really rooting for them!


Prestigious_Fan_2094

Pressure was on the production team to get an actual match following the shit show of the rest of them


BobbyBinky

I used to fast forward through any time that Jess spoke. Seems that Sophie has taken on this mantle. Her father is a tit


BobbyBinky

I massively object to the inference that people who don't live to work are better than those that work to live


magnetmaggi

Alright; who’s going to do the research and find out whether Sophie’s as successful as she says she is?


Owlwood87

This was maybe her backup plan because she didn’t get onto the Apprentice


magnetmaggi

👌🏻


RIPMaureenPonderosa

I get the impression that, despite all this talk, she’s still ready to quit her career at the drop of a hat and use MAFS to springboard into being an ‘influencer’


Competitive_Cuddling

I believe her but I reckon it's either daddy's company, or mommy/daddy's friend's company. Someone snooped on her LinkedIn and she went from school straight into her fancy pancy job with completely irrelevant useless A-levels, while us plebs are struggling to find relevant jobs to our degrees.


Altruistic-Look3630

I don’t think I’ve seen a couple have as much chemistry as those two from the very start


BadSpanglish2

Got fashion whiplash there. Classy girl about town straight into line dancer.


WrongDomino

When you have your interview for MAFS at 10 , but you've gotta solve a hard-boiled 1950s murder case at 1030


Applefox101

Kaisha and Gemma may get it on together with their sexual appetites. No meat and plenty of fish!


Prestigious_Fan_2094

Move over chanita and Tom, I have my new favourite couple


markafuss

Gemma and Matt were so adorable meeting one another!!!


skinglow93

Imagine describing your type as an ‘Instagram boy’ 🥲 it’s all about optics / status for Sophie


FredWestLife

This new Assassins Creed: Valhalla DLC is looking good.


emmalouisek

He looks like George i think April will be the bride that runs off


twinpeaksbel

I'm sorry, but no, York is not Monte Carlo, but neither is Manchester or Cheltenham or whatever... like York is very very posh in general. Old British posh. Jonathan seems so nice... Also, doesn't he look very much like Guy Martin?


thxbtnothx

Dead giveaway that Sophie’s family is tacky and nouveau riche. Kind who know the price of everything and value of nothing.


biscuitsandbooks

Gemma dress was so badly fitted


BadSpanglish2

Guy Martin - that's who he reminds me of.


Deathconciousness_

I don’t like this experiment inside an experiment of pairing up that couple. She clearly has status dreams and is from an upper class background, it’s not fair on him because it’s clear he’ll be her project or whatever and he’ll have to bend to fit to her and he seems really genuine and nice.


hawkingsboots

A carpenter with a birthday on Christmas Day and no religious jokes? Come on...


FredWestLife

I liked the first two. The new bride is already annoying me.


Nabbered

Kwame and tattoo guy might end up having sex with each other 😀😀


bethanthrax

'I'm a material girl' is the new 'i just love eating meat'


hamiltonricard4ever

I swear I've seen her on Made in Chelsea


Altruistic-Look3630

To come to her premature defence. I think they will edit her family to look very judgmental.


biscuittattoos

Gemma and Matt seem super well suited but if things were the other way round, and Matt was constantly talking about banging Gemma, he’d be seen as a massive creep right? Super cringe


Neat-Deal

She admitted on her Insta that she’s super crude very open and honest and I feel like she should dial it down just a tad the guy actually fancies her you can see it but she’s gonna ruin a good thing between them if she carrys on.


OozingRectumFeast

Taste of fish. Vile.


Coconut681

She's a bit cringe, but hopefully it's just nerves


Lex-So

Omg he mentioned a KEY! They're perfect for each other! 🙄


FredWestLife

Just like Jess and PJay both shared a love of Harry Potter!


c0wboytuxedo

They’re an attractive couple


hamiltonricard4ever

Just noticed his name is spelt Johnathan, thought it was a typo!


nopewont92

I came here for the pearl clutching and was not disappointed :D Gemma! She seems like a lovely person, but oof - her behavior is so vulgar! That kind of humor is great in the right context but she needs to understand that lots of folks will be turned off if you lead with it. Also, with all that sex talk I wouldn't have guessed she'd mess up the key metaphor 🤔😄 shouldn't she have gotten a lock tattooed on her?


zigzagtitch

These two are so cute!!


FredWestLife

Didn't know young Brendan Fraser was her brother.


KDCaniell

Why am I welling up at this though


zigzagtitch

I love them getting photographed and spilling all these big secrets


FredWestLife

I hope Duka hasn't upset Whitney again.


Altruistic-Look3630

He blinked too much for her taste or something


Illustrious_Glove_18

Can't stop smiling at this couple!


Actuallycares97

I’m not crying, you’re crying!


Owlwood87

That wedding venue is so beautiful


swagatha___christie

LOL Sophie or her family are not posh. Who pushes this narrative?


JMM85JMM

I thought her mum sounded very posh. In like a terrible fake way, but posh all the same.


Objective-Activity12

They are clearly more posh than the guy's family... you can see the difference from miles 🤦🏻‍♀️


swagatha___christie

Her dad has a home counties/London working class accent. Just cos he maybe made a lot of money in the 90's doesn't elevate them all to being posh. It elevates them to being rich but they're not the same thing. Just my opinion though.


thxbtnothx

I hate to play the class game but this is exactly it. Upper class isn’t achieved based on one generation amassing money. Excruciating to watch these obvious strivers try to play posh when they’ve patently just struck it lucky and got ideas above their station. Would never talk about like this about people usually but they wanna play the “better bred than you” game so


No-Ladder7811

I'm all for women embracing their sexualitu but Gemma is too much. Such a turn off the way she's going on.


Prestigious_Fan_2094

Which one does April run off with then?


c0wboytuxedo

Gemma


Altruistic-Look3630

It was just a dare teeheehee!


[deleted]

Plot twist George runs off with Sophie


FredWestLife

Uh-oh. Going a bit full on with "perfect match". Hope it stays that way.


zigzagtitch

Sophie did not see that one coming


Applefox101

There are dozens of Sophies in the Alma, Wandsworth during the 6 nations, if you fancy bagging one.


hamiltonricard4ever

Lol what a flop of a series so far


Lex-So

I agree, massively prefer the AUS ones at this stage


magnetmaggi

Aus reality TV = the best reality TV


Pidjesus

The producers purposely pick incompatible couples for drama and it's getting boring now


hamiltonricard4ever

York to Newton Abbot is quite the commute


BadSpanglish2

Suppose you can open a barbershop / salon anywhere. They could meet in the middle - the home counties would appreciate all the face tattoos


hamiltonricard4ever

Love those bridesmaid dresses


hamiltonricard4ever

I wonder if the existing couples are invited like in the Aussie version? Thomas would probably end up punching the cake though


FredWestLife

RHYMING!


c0wboytuxedo

Okay eminem


kbell2020

Does he have a swastika on his head?


Actuallycares97

Hopefully they bothered to check this time.


magnetmaggi

https://instagram.com/sophiehlbrown?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


emmaloux

So much second hand embarrassment from Gemma’s comments, ugh


BadSpanglish2

Who would take the news about her having kids poorly, whilst on TV.


Coconut681

Here come the sob stories