By - hamiltonricard4ever
"one thing in common is they've both been unlucky in love" if that's their only criteria no wonder the "experts" are so shit
One thing they both have in common is they like food * All smugly nod their heads *
Her 11 year old is going to get rinsed in school tomorrow :s.
This hurts my heart
A joiner can also be a business owner.
And they make plenty of money if that is important to her
Think it’s more about status. She’ll wind up dating a rugby player after this.
I think she wanted a man higher up on the ladder than her, to help her climb up.
"you better get used to the taste of fish"
That's not a sexually confident woman, that's just foul 🤢😂
As a man that would be Instant shrinkage
That was vile. At their wedding as well. Bet you can't take her anywhere nice. 🤮
I can't stand tattoo man's hair honestly
Like a coconut mixed with shepherds pie
Yeah what the fuck is going on there.
It’s like half corn row half….. something ?
I don’t understand it?
LITERALLY I DONT UNDERSTAND IT
Sophie is hardly from Monte Carlo either. She lives in Manchester for Christ's sake!
When he said Johnathan wouldn’t have met girls like her in York…. What the duck kind of classist bullshit is that! Does he think only southerners or big cities produce and house people who enjoy luxury items? 🙄
She's so wrong as well, plenty of very wealthy people in/around York. Look at the kind of people who go out there on a Saturday night. Posh suits, designer handbags, hair and nails freshly done etc.
(I live near-ish and see them all grabbing the train in.)
Exactly. Most places in our country and the Uk have wealth and poverty. It’s so weird to act like they’re some class above those from another city 😂 the north south divide in a nut shell
Typical Southern c*** and I'm from the South
Her bio on insta says Cheltenham born, always delighted to see how classist the wealthy in our country are.
What a lame-ass thing to put in your bio 😂
York is well posh imo!
I think she's delusional. She isn't posh; screams 'new money'. A made in chelsea wannabe.
I thought that too. Hyacinth Bucket family. From now on, I am going to call her Hyacinth Bucket Bride!
I like Johnathon's outlook on life. Let her be the career driven one, why does he have to be too
Agreed, tired of people equating ambitious with career driven. Your ambition can be to have a lovely family and happy life
Ambitious = Career driven = Wealthy or will be wealthy in the future.
It's all just code for wanting to date someone with money.
Hit the nail on the head, my friend
Especially if she wants kids - it’s a bit unrealistic for both parents to be in ridiculously high-flying careers
Because for her, life is a competition and she needs to win. He’s just happy enjoying life for what it is.
We all end up 6 feet under the ground anyway. If you can die feeling content with how your life has went then you have truly ‘won the race’
It seems like she expects it of her partner.
Maybe Gemma and Kasia should get together at this point
Aww he's such a content bumpkin "I don't have any dreams."
Contentment is so underrated!
They could be such a compatible couple in that aspect if she can appreciate having somebody in the background who will support her dreams whilst just asking love and happiness in return.
Two high-flyers together can often end in tears.
and lots of cocaine
She's too young to realise it. Maybe when she's 31-32 and the high flyer men have gone..
I really don't like this pairing, i think it's proper cruel of the experts to do this to the poor lad...
He looks too innocent for the hellpit of dinner parties
The drama it brings will get the views though, watch the "experts" try and give some bullshit feedback at their commitment ceremony about how "they can make it work" I work in the industry and it's all about the views, they don't give a fuck if people are truly compatible or not, awful how it fucks up the poor sods who get caught in the crossfire sometimes
That "taste of fish" comment. Oh.
Her pH balance is maybe off
The revolting way she rubbed her lips together, like he was just a plate of meat. If a man did that, there would be uproar. Her mother and bridesmaids joining in.
Imagine being a pescatarian - 100% vegetarian after that comment.
Oh god not another sex pest 😂
Been single for a year and a half? Those are rookie numbers.
If you don't count in decades - can you really even say single!
Disagree with tattoo woman.
I think expecting the person not to have a kid a 30 is increasingly realistic given the trends in having babies.
I’m 30 in a few months and only one person out of all my friends and wider circle of acquaintances has kids
I’m 29 and dating in the 27-32 bracket and I’d still say 80% of the people I’m coming across don’t have kids, but I guess it’s no longer a shock or a surprise if they do
"We are considerably richer than you"
We all got overexcited about Matt and Gemma \*sighs\*
Tbf she is being utterly terrifying
I honestly think if she’d chilled out a bit and not led with the sexualness he would’ve been really into her - she seems really nice so I don’t know why she leads with that.
He didn't seem that happy about her having kids
Her and Kasia... What is it? What insecurities are they masking? Is it literally to do with their size? I can't guess what else it is that leads them to want to project this hypersexual "boss bitch" image that, quite frankly, will scare away anyone decent and anyone looking for stability and commitment.
I might actually give up watching if the matches continue to be so weak, it’s actually pointless even bothering to watch the show I know we love drama but that’s all it seems to be this series and not even enjoyable drama pure toxic and it’s only gonna get worse!
They definitely match people that they know will be bad for eachother just for good tv. I was late to the mafs party but in all the series I’ve seen they seem to have one golden couple that work out and the rest are all ticking time bombs. I would love to see a season where everyone finds their forever person but it’s probably not interesting tv for a lot of people
Morrisons is still pricey!!
My thoughts exactly!
Jonathan is too pure so far, someone parachute in and save him
Alexa, play ‘don’t marry her, have me’ by beautiful south.
Gosh, she’s made a point of saying she’s a manager and has her own flat. I get it, you’re doing better than me.
Got to be fairly easy to have your own flat at 26 with likely a nice little deposit from mummy and daddy 🥴
Anyone worked out yet if it's Daddy's firm?
Took the words straight out my mouth, especially being a head of channel at 26? Do me a favour
what does head of channel actually mean, ngl
Fucked if I know, but I do know what a joiner does.
My wife recently left THG, didn’t know her but knew it would be THG. They are notorious for hiring literally everyone and over promoting people/handing out fancy sounding job titles. Makes perfect sense this random posh girl
I'm not a manager but I have *a house*. Am I better than her? Worse? Do we cancel my non-managerness with her non-houseness and are actually equal? **I need to know!!!**
“I’m going to sit on his face…”
Kasia move over
And cover your bum.
"HARIBOS" not failed to crack me up yet
I'm 25 and get so freaked out when people my age do this kind of thing tbh
She is a walking to-do list
This year's MAFS application form in it's entirety:
Do you like tattoos? ✅
Don’t forget they both have their own hair salons 🤣🤣
Gemma and Matt got what they ordered
Jeez, “you’re not doing to sleep tonight” would not go down well if the genders were reversed 😅
Who the fck says "head of channel in a tech company"?
Her career defines her. Slightly sad considering the position is not anything special
Is such a longwinded title yet somehow so vague at the same time
Someone who’s Dad gave them the title
I'm p sure it's not her dad's company. Her linkedin is public though, and she did some useless a levels (drama, photography, psychology), and went straight into working for a huge tech company, it doesn't make sense without a lot of nepotism 😂 she can't think ambition alone has got her there. Edit to add I did psychology and photography in college and without a degree or time served these are m worthless
Sounds like one of those jobs your dad's friend Kevin makes up in his company to employ you because he owes your dad a favour.
Gemma is too much.
"hope you like a fish supper boi"
Omg what I missed this lmaoo
He got massively turned off after he heard she has 2 little boys.
Children should be one of the very first questions the produ— I mean experts ask
It's unfair to dump someone with that, it's a huge dealbreaker in real life
It's not fair on the kids, especially if they're school age.
"So we know they are significantly different...but lets call it a day and grab lunch"
Ok this is too much now
I was disappointed but not surprised when Sophie’s face dropped at the word ‘Joiner’ and of course no elaborating on if that means he’s self employed or not yet. Full ‘oh no daddy he’s not a ~~conservative~~ *tory*!!’
Christ, saying that in front of Mum! 😂
I wonder if Gemma and Kasia will be BFFs...
I don't know if I can be bothered to watch more weddings and honeymoons now. I'm too invested in current drama. I would rather they just dump the new couples in and watch the chaos
It’s the constant use of slow-mo that bores me the most.
Instantly not liking this woman
Michael Portillo standing in for the bride's father is a bit of a shock.
Sophie already annoys me.
Sophie is a judgy one ain’t she 😒
They are on completely different wavelengths. He is a gentle stream, she is a raging current.
Gemma is the new Kasia
Hopefully it's just nerves
Is that a Wi-Fi symbol on his face?
I’m not buying that Sophie is actually _that_ successful and I’m not buying that Gemma actually wants sex _that_ much.
Usually it’s the ones that shout about it the most that are just trying to force a certain image.
She came across like she was head of an asset manager.
I just had a look at her LinkedIn (someone provided a link in this thread) and you’re right, it definitely sounds that way. From a quick glance it seems she’s moved up from cold-calling/sales to overseeing client relations and strategising.
Props to her, I can see she’s very ambitious, but it doesn’t quite ring true of the “high flyer” she and her circle were hyping her up to be. Then again, maybe this is just an angle producers have latched onto and are really pushing.
I was so excited for Gemma and Matt! Then….. ooof.
I get it, you’re very comfortable with your sexual self. But there’s a line girl. So disappointing.
This new couple seem perfect for eachother, I'm really rooting for them!
Pressure was on the production team to get an actual match following the shit show of the rest of them
I used to fast forward through any time that Jess spoke. Seems that Sophie has taken on this mantle.
Her father is a tit
I massively object to the inference that people who don't live to work are better than those that work to live
Alright; who’s going to do the research and find out whether Sophie’s as successful as she says she is?
This was maybe her backup plan because she didn’t get onto the Apprentice
I get the impression that, despite all this talk, she’s still ready to quit her career at the drop of a hat and use MAFS to springboard into being an ‘influencer’
I believe her but I reckon it's either daddy's company, or mommy/daddy's friend's company. Someone snooped on her LinkedIn and she went from school straight into her fancy pancy job with completely irrelevant useless A-levels, while us plebs are struggling to find relevant jobs to our degrees.
I don’t think I’ve seen a couple have as much chemistry as those two from the very start
Got fashion whiplash there. Classy girl about town straight into line dancer.
When you have your interview for MAFS at 10 , but you've gotta solve a hard-boiled 1950s murder case at 1030
Kaisha and Gemma may get it on together with their sexual appetites. No meat and plenty of fish!
Move over chanita and Tom, I have my new favourite couple
Gemma and Matt were so adorable meeting one another!!!
Imagine describing your type as an ‘Instagram boy’ 🥲 it’s all about optics / status for Sophie
This new Assassins Creed: Valhalla DLC is looking good.
He looks like George i think April will be the bride that runs off
I'm sorry, but no, York is not Monte Carlo, but neither is Manchester or Cheltenham or whatever... like York is very very posh in general. Old British posh. Jonathan seems so nice...
Also, doesn't he look very much like Guy Martin?
Dead giveaway that Sophie’s family is tacky and nouveau riche. Kind who know the price of everything and value of nothing.
Gemma dress was so badly fitted
Guy Martin - that's who he reminds me of.
I don’t like this experiment inside an experiment of pairing up that couple. She clearly has status dreams and is from an upper class background, it’s not fair on him because it’s clear he’ll be her project or whatever and he’ll have to bend to fit to her and he seems really genuine and nice.
A carpenter with a birthday on Christmas Day and no religious jokes? Come on...
I liked the first two. The new bride is already annoying me.
Kwame and tattoo guy might end up having sex with each other 😀😀
'I'm a material girl' is the new 'i just love eating meat'
I swear I've seen her on Made in Chelsea
To come to her premature defence. I think they will edit her family to look very judgmental.
Gemma and Matt seem super well suited but if things were the other way round, and Matt was constantly talking about banging Gemma, he’d be seen as a massive creep right? Super cringe
She admitted on her Insta that she’s super crude very open and honest and I feel like she should dial it down just a tad the guy actually fancies her you can see it but she’s gonna ruin a good thing between them if she carrys on.
Taste of fish. Vile.
She's a bit cringe, but hopefully it's just nerves
Omg he mentioned a KEY! They're perfect for each other! 🙄
Just like Jess and PJay both shared a love of Harry Potter!
They’re an attractive couple
Just noticed his name is spelt Johnathan, thought it was a typo!
I came here for the pearl clutching and was not disappointed :D
Gemma! She seems like a lovely person, but oof - her behavior is so vulgar! That kind of humor is great in the right context but she needs to understand that lots of folks will be turned off if you lead with it.
Also, with all that sex talk I wouldn't have guessed she'd mess up the key metaphor 🤔😄 shouldn't she have gotten a lock tattooed on her?
These two are so cute!!
Didn't know young Brendan Fraser was her brother.
Why am I welling up at this though
I love them getting photographed and spilling all these big secrets
I hope Duka hasn't upset Whitney again.
He blinked too much for her taste or something
Can't stop smiling at this couple!
I’m not crying, you’re crying!
That wedding venue is so beautiful
LOL Sophie or her family are not posh. Who pushes this narrative?
I thought her mum sounded very posh. In like a terrible fake way, but posh all the same.
They are clearly more posh than the guy's family... you can see the difference from miles 🤦🏻♀️
Her dad has a home counties/London working class accent. Just cos he maybe made a lot of money in the 90's doesn't elevate them all to being posh. It elevates them to being rich but they're not the same thing. Just my opinion though.
I hate to play the class game but this is exactly it. Upper class isn’t achieved based on one generation amassing money. Excruciating to watch these obvious strivers try to play posh when they’ve patently just struck it lucky and got ideas above their station.
Would never talk about like this about people usually but they wanna play the “better bred than you” game so
I'm all for women embracing their sexualitu but Gemma is too much. Such a turn off the way she's going on.
Which one does April run off with then?
It was just a dare teeheehee!
Plot twist George runs off with Sophie
Uh-oh. Going a bit full on with "perfect match". Hope it stays that way.
Sophie did not see that one coming
There are dozens of Sophies in the Alma, Wandsworth during the 6 nations, if you fancy bagging one.
Lol what a flop of a series so far
I agree, massively prefer the AUS ones at this stage
Aus reality TV = the best reality TV
The producers purposely pick incompatible couples for drama and it's getting boring now
York to Newton Abbot is quite the commute
Suppose you can open a barbershop / salon anywhere.
They could meet in the middle - the home counties would appreciate all the face tattoos
Love those bridesmaid dresses
I wonder if the existing couples are invited like in the Aussie version?
Thomas would probably end up punching the cake though
Does he have a swastika on his head?
Hopefully they bothered to check this time.
So much second hand embarrassment from Gemma’s comments, ugh
Who would take the news about her having kids poorly, whilst on TV.
Here come the sob stories