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Practical-Travel-819

FDJ on the bench for Barca…. Just saying


SloppyInSacramento

Tier??? /s


Frisliv

So I did a 9 fold acca on all the prem games this weekend (bar Liverpool, we would’ve lost that game if I bet on us I’m sure of it) and only Everton let me down, don’t know what I was thinking betting on them though… even predicted the one draw of the week between Wolves and Newcastle 😩 P.s. I swear Wolves vs Newcastle is 1-1 like always


bigpapasmurf12

I'm not particularly impressed with Spurs.


nukhraa

Lots of big talk of them challenging for the top 2 with "class signings" like old man perisic and that fucking pigeon. They've signed one good player (Bissouma) and Conte is benching him for fucking bentancur. Not finishing top 4.


walkers_arms23

position 3 and 4 for champions league spot will be interesting with chelsea, spurs, arsenal and man utd fighting for two spots. its only healthy for the prem.


nukhraa

Yup. I hate them both but i trust either of Chelsea or United to shithouse their way into the top 4 over Spurs.


macaleaven

Chalk off United, they’ll return to factory settings soon enough


bigpapasmurf12

Bissouma will be in jail by Christmas


nukhraa

I thought he was acquitted? If not then yeah he'll be gone before he becomes a starter


bigpapasmurf12

Yeah, I just read they acquitted him. Fair enough.


christophlieber

spurs have been insanely lucky in these first few matches. they weren‘t the better team in either but still didn‘t lose.


LFC5X

Spurs are currently what we were a while ago where we can counter and fuck teams up which was our strong point now teams just sit back with low block and counter.


ilovenomar5_2

Yesssssss we getting a midfielder, lads


christophlieber

what?


Scary_Resolve7111

source?


ilovenomar5_2

[not sure how reputable it is](https://www.si.com/soccer/liverpool/.amp/transfers/you-were-all-right-and-i-was-wrong-jurgen-klopp-admits-liverpool-will-try-to-sign-a-midfielder)


LFC5X

Old news that son


ilovenomar5_2

How old?


Jaja6996

It was from Klopp press conference on Friday


ilovenomar5_2

Well I was working then. Two days ago isn’t that old


Vile_Nightshade

Next week performing at the Globe, Tottenham Hotspurs!


Practical-Travel-819

What is it with these Spurs players…. It’s disgusting how they are acting…. Play acting


loveandmonsters

They've gone to the Jurgen Klinsmann School of Acting


bigpapasmurf12

Look at who is in their team. Specrumcharlison, Floorberg, Harry Dive, Emerson Royal-Cheat. To name a few.


AgingChris

Think spuds have become one of my least favourite teams in the league, under Conte they are absolute trash to watch


nukhraa

Chelsea have been equally shit for a neutral. Uninspiring play style even for Chelsea's standards.


YerDadsBurnerAccount

Lie down FC


Vile_Nightshade

Why the hell would they time waste? I can’t stand that shit tactic, especially two goals up in stoppage time…


GirthEE75

Give me a fucking break Hoijberg


Purple-Ad-1409

Winning 2-0 and Hodjberg diving like a cunt This Tottenham team is up there as one of the worst at diving


chromedizzle

Is Tottenham the worst team in the prem to watch?


IreliaCarriedMe

Chelsea are pretty close to it IMO


SendingAFaxToBerlin

Has been for like 15 years now lol. No distinctive style whatsoever


nukhraa

They were pretty fun to watch under poch and 'arry


christophlieber

fucking hell, they are such fucking diving pricks. this spurs team can fuck right off.


IreliaCarriedMe

I don’t ever want to see someone injured. Richarlison maybe the only one I wouldn’t be upset about.


nukhraa

Upset? I'd be throwing a party


Jasveen05

Spurs might be third but they give away so many chances to their opponents every time. That’s not sustainable surely.


BuffaloCorrect5080

What chances mate, just a few half chances from the edge of the box with bodies in the way really. Maybe the Neco one should have been buried but beyond that Spurs have dominated the penalty areas


Jasveen05

They were massively outplayed by wolves and Chelsea. Fortunate in both cases to get points.


BuffaloCorrect5080

You'll be saying that all season. They are a particular kind of side that we've seen many times over the years, experienced, seasoned players who understand how to win football matches, which they will do more over the season than either Wolves or Chelsea. They're a better side. You have to kind of shift your ideas about what makes good football with a side like that. They're really dangerous and teams like that do tend to win trophies.


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Just two-foot that cunt already. take one for the team


Practical-Travel-819

Johnson… take a bow son…. Next time stamp on him as well 😂


BuffaloCorrect5080

Neco low-key went in for an elbow drop


Practical-Travel-819

Which one of us wouldn’t like to elbow drop Richarlison…..


BuffaloCorrect5080

I wouldn't like to touch him in any way whatsoever


DCDa192

I am quite shocked how bad Tottenham have performed the last three games and still didn't lose.


Jtv0899

Richarlison is such a joke of a player


HuddzHD

Richarlison feeling his ball’s. As if he has any


AgingChris

Deserved it the cunt


BuffaloCorrect5080

Koyate wandering away from Kane with his back to him like a demented pensioner abandoning her grandchildren in a bus station and Raul Jiminez with his stupid disallowed pirate celebration will be my main takeaways from today


Vile_Nightshade

Atta boy Johnson. Give him a reason to roll around.


DCDa192

Richarlison is proper annoying


GirthEE75

I wonder if Kane is going to need surgery after that debilitating tackle


josephbenitoadolf

Nice williams lmao


MajikoiA3When

No one defending the far post and they don't mark Kane abysmal defending all around


DCDa192

Forest need a striker Not one player is able to take a shot on target


Calvincoolman

Most technical Harry Kane goal


thelonelyoctopus

Looked off again. Offside only gets a replaying during Liverpool games apparently


KGeedora

Chelsea had a pen chalked off for one of the most brutal offside calls I've seen in a while yesterday


Spaghettijoe450

That's the game, I'm done not gonna watch anymore Conte-ball when the result is set. Can't stand how that team plays.


GrouchyYT

They leave Kane because he's pretending he's been punched in the face for some reason and they've not learned just how fucking dirty teams can play in the prem


Connlagh

Well, not watching the rest


Vile_Nightshade

Wide fucking open.


GirthEE75

What was the defense doing there?


Vile_Nightshade

Water break or something


RobbotheRed

Oh fuck off


barryboi6969

Kane having a picnic at the back post


Nollaig2112

Richarlison is still a cunt.


barryboi6969

Bro where was forest's defense


BuffaloCorrect5080

Just went back 4 it's so hard to adjust


GrouchyYT

What the fuck was that?


bestest_looking_wig

Forest are shooting like us vs palace


Vile_Nightshade

Thanks, I had almost repressed that.


BuffaloCorrect5080

I would have citations for injury faking. Match bans, fines. It's fucking gross. Faking head injuries should be a three match ban and getting fucking cramp after doing a 10k in 90mins as a pro athlete should result in being taken outside and shot.


Practical-Travel-819

Oh fuck off Richarlison…. Blokes a complete and utter prick


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AgingChris

They have Arsenal and City next aswell, ill be surprised if he's still in charge after those games


Spaghettijoe450

Rodgers is at risk too.


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Ningen121

BR overachieved with Leicester imo. Sure, they bottled top 4 twice but to get there consecutively wasn't just fluke.


Spaghettijoe450

Yeah true got them an FA cup and did well in the table, tbf I think his situation is a bit more sympathetic than Stevie's, Villa's squad is as good as it has been in the league IMO.


Connlagh

Absolutely nothing happened


Vile_Nightshade

Looked like he was holding his lil smokey.


Connlagh

Christ he's down already


AgingChris

Fucking hell that's pathetic, really hope someone gives him something to really cry about


AffectionateFan5458

The only thing i like in this team is son.. Should go. Ugly football.


Vile_Nightshade

Good god that didn’t take long. Get up you asshat.


GrouchyYT

Fucking hell, there's disgraceful and there's that. Enabled by the ref continuously ignoring timewasting this game, and even then he doesn't get punished so he'll do it again.


Jaja6996

Snipers are out


Loemz

Fuck off pigeon


RobbotheRed

Subbed off for pigeon fuck. Son should put in a transfer request


MajikoiA3When

Alright Tottenham time to bottle it as always


Spaghettijoe450

Son has been pretty poor this season so far from what I've seen.


YoungMurf

Richarlison has the most punchable face in the PL, Bernardo Silva a close second.


Loemz

Fernandes


josephbenitoadolf

Bruno


YoungMurf

He’s the most drop kickable face in the PL.


GrouchyYT

Oooo discontent among the spuds, Son very unhappy coming off


rydleo

TBF, he’s being completely wasted in this setup.


Purple-Ad-1409

Wasnt he joint top scorer with this set up? How is he wasted lol


rydleo

He’s spending like 80% of his time defending?


Purple-Ad-1409

How did he finish as the joint top scorer last season then?


rydleo

Have you watched the game? Like at all?


Purple-Ad-1409

U said he's wasted in this system, thats the system Conte has been using since last year and Son finished as the joint top scorer I've watched the game and Tottenham had many 3 on 3 opportunities that Son missed Are you watching? Still havent answered how Son is wasted in a system that has him finished with 23 goals lol. clueless


rydleo

Jesus wept. He touched the ball like a half dozen times in the opposition half. When you figure out why that is a waste of an excellent attacking threat, let me know.


theOwl_8

Son walk towards Anfield my friend


GrouchyYT

2 spurs subs you know are being put on to timewaste and pick up a tactical yellow


rydleo

There it is…


Connlagh

Here comes the pigeon


iG8

Kane plays like such a rat yet the English media have spent the last 5 years making it out like Salah and Mane are the bad guys.


BuffaloCorrect5080

No they haven't


iG8

Yes, they have


AgingChris

Hate Cunte and hate Kane and hate the way Spuds play under him


BuffaloCorrect5080

Johnson is an absolute beast i swear he made 5m on Bentancour there in like a 10m footrace


christophlieber

great, now that pigeon cunt is coming on to waste time.


GirthEE75

Hahaha his beak really is something else


Vile_Nightshade

Richarlison, Gordon and Pickford get under my skin so easily. So unlikable.


christophlieber

all three have such punchable faces


Vile_Nightshade

Tottenham score again and this game is over.


Connlagh

Spurs with the classic 5-5-0 out of possession


Connlagh

A red card wouldn't surprise me. Forests defenders won't play less aggressive


Spaghettijoe450

Watching Tottenham brings out my inner "attractive football" snob so much. They can't keep getting away with this.


N0Her0icsF1

Chelsea last season did that to me


GirthEE75

Kane falling down, looking for the call....as always


joltingjoey

Mr Obvious here. Forest looks better than Bournemouth.


RyanIsKickAss

That would be because Bournemouth has a championship squad with like 3 PL players


Spaghettijoe450

I think every single team in the league looks better than Bournemouth.


BuffaloCorrect5080

They look better than Spurs for that matter


N0Her0icsF1

Neves saying he misses champions league followed by a “let’s see”


iG8

I’d take him


BuffaloCorrect5080

Gibbs-White has become a really decent player eh, that through ball just then was exceptional


GrouchyYT

The insanity of Martin Tyler to say the refs are 'looking at keepers timewasting' and then go on to sit through Hugo Lloris timewasting every time he gets the ball.


Vile_Nightshade

Gibbs-White has looked pretty good so far.


Connlagh

They should be pressing the shit out of Loris. The man always has a howler in him


Practical-Travel-819

Shocking how Spurs players are throwing themselves to the ground anywhere on the pitch if a Forest player dares challenge them. Contes dark arts. Really hope Forest get something from this game. They’ve deserved it.


wanson

This is a great game!


BuffaloCorrect5080

Beautiful goalkeeper technically Henderson, has had some issues with his set in the past, showed up in being weak to low shots close to his body similar to Mignolet, but it seems more balanced now


ASlavPleb

Its the hat


BuffaloCorrect5080

Must get myself one


ASlavPleb

r/BuffaloCorrect5080 New Wrexham GK here we go. Signing on bonus believed to be a cool hat.


DCDa192

Shocking performance from ref today


BuffaloCorrect5080

No it isn't lol


cornertakenquickly19

Wow Henderson has 3/5 penalty save record? That's incredible. Glad scum chose that Spanish fraud over him, he seems to be a great talent.


DCDa192

Forest have been amazing but they lack a poacher who will hang about in the box sniffing for a finish.... Mitrovic type


McQueensbury

That's what Awoniyi is for


PrinzXero

Sub Awoniyi on my guy and take advantage of this momentum and atmosphere


Bent_Kopite

No idea what Cook was doing there but great shot from Neco, so nice to see him playing regularly at the highest level and doing well


frankmitchell1996

Biggest bunch of diving cunts on the planet


Practical-Travel-819

Great save. Williams should have scored then though. Come on Forest


Vile_Nightshade

Calculated by Worrall there.


the_biglad

Son probably could have stayed on his feet there


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PrinzXero

Still better than Pickford


Practical-Travel-819

He’s just saved a penalty in front of his own fans…. All goalies would celebrate


Connlagh

Fucking well in. Great save by the little mascot looking mf


GrouchyYT

Ex-United, Ex-Gestapo I don't care, if you save us from another 15 minutes - a week of media wanking over Harry Kane, you're alright in my book.


thelonelyoctopus

Clear corner from one replay but VAR won't look at it


rydleo

Ahhh…fuck. Thought that was in.


GirthEE75

Wow so damn close


HuddzHD

So close Neco!


BuffaloCorrect5080

Penalty and a booking move on with the fucking game


Connlagh

Absolutely bizarre handball


Vile_Nightshade

The bloody hat did it!!


mtb443

Dean Henderson is a fucking G


Scary_Resolve7111

What does it mean if you wake up and your kidneys hurt a lot?


BuffaloCorrect5080

You are full of piss.


Scary_Resolve7111

But I don’t need to pee


frankmitchell1996

United letting Henderson go is hilarious when they're stuck with De Gea


Samph15

How have you spent 150 million pounds and still have Steve Cook in your team? Lmao


Connlagh

Dean Henderson looks like a schoolboy when he puts his hat on


Mad_Piplup242

Ahahaha


the_biglad

That's twice by the same player in two home matches. And two saves too.


christophlieber

lmao


BuffaloCorrect5080

Spurs have some impressive strengths as a team, they are limited as fuck on the ball but they smother transitions, they are so powerful in both boxes, and they are ruthless cunts who will foul you, injure you, wear you down. Basic football stuff. Be pretty after that but only if you get that stuff right. There's real substance to the way they are set up. First time I think I've ever said that about a Spurs team in 40 years


MisterS1997

I thought you could use your hands in the box after yesterday ? 🤔


PrinzXero

I still maintain this has been a Sunday of shit Premier league football


Puzzleheaded-Seat834

Yeah one of those days


GrouchyYT

What the fuck was he doing? I'd say Harry Kane is fouling two guys, but the handball is completely unjustifiable despite that. This game feels like one of them match fix situations the longer it goes on lmfao


Puzzleheaded-Seat834

England Captain man


Vile_Nightshade

Well… can’t do that.


thelonelyoctopus

Like I'd love Spurs to lose but that's a red card, proper cheating that


HuddzHD

So so stupid


rydleo

Well that was just dumb.


christophlieber

how fucking stupid can you be? fucking hell.


alicomassi

Thought Hassenhutl would be the first to go but Stevie’s gonna win that race it looks like


iG8

Klopp is going to fall for Conte’s pathetic tactics when we meet, isn’t he? Contrary to popular belief we actually are good at playing against low blocks, but low blocks with quality players are a different game entirely for us and Klopp has historically struggled against that.


ASlavPleb

Would be horrible to use our usual 2 ATB when in possession as it gives too much space for an excellent counter attacking team like spuds


Practical-Travel-819

How the fuck haven’t Forest scored in this game ….