By - Deniswilsonpedro
When someone asked me if I was gay I said: was it that hard?
Ur totally right
God damn right when and where my man
"that took you a bit to figure out" said it once to a friend when we had a sleepover. We were already like 6 hours in and laughing about something in my room. I have a lesbian flag on my ceiling right in front of my door. My ceiling is sloped.
Wel yes but actually yes but no
I've always responded "close enough" because I'm a straight trans guy, I like to watch their brains fry out as the try to understand what I mean—
takes one to know one ;)
‘No shit’ I’ve said it before, people aren’t sure what to say if you agree with them.
just be as gay as possible towards them "Damn dude, I thought our relationship was a secret"
Yes, and? Forces them to either be overtly homophobic or pay me a compliment
I usually tell them say,"aw you're heterosexual? thats so 2005, Dw its just a phase" If they are assholes about it
- "eh close enough"
- *flirt back*
- "i thought you wanted to keep it a secret"
If they being derogatory, something along the lines of " I thought you wanted to keep the relationship a secret" will do just fine.
"Ive nevr been asked out like this before 😏😏" and give a lil wink. Optional, but it would be better if you had a piece of paper ready to give them with a fake number on it
If they are the same gender: “ so you wanna ask me out?” If they are the opposite gender: “ what you mad I’m not interested?”
“Thank you for noticing”
"I thought you wanted to keep our relationship a secret"
I say “your dad was great last night”
HEY, YOU'RE GAY!!!
...uh-huh...? ... ... And?
I’d full on be like 'babe, it didn’t seem to bother you last night.' ( and then, depending on the severity of the situation, I may optionally add 'best head I’ve ever had' or something along those lines.
You want a piece daddy
‘no shit sherlock’
“Sorry you’re not my type ;)”
thanks for noticing
“Nah, I don’t like women either”
As an insult or a geniuine question
The basic thank you or just flirt with them
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Yeah, and.., like tell me something I don't know
Jesus babe at least give me some warning before coming out like that.
I like who I like, if that's you, it's your business and I'll let you know in three to five working days, otherwise it isn't any of your business.
What, are you interested? ;)
This is absolutely brilliant because it’s funny *and* it deflects the question
OHH I LOVE YOU!
Good job mates