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Additional-Toe-1932

When someone asked me if I was gay I said: was it that hard?


Sea_Instruction7314

wanna fuck?


Ciel_-_

Ur totally right


Doggo_of_memes25

God damn right when and where my man


megan_qwq

"that took you a bit to figure out" said it once to a friend when we had a sleepover. We were already like 6 hours in and laughing about something in my room. I have a lesbian flag on my ceiling right in front of my door. My ceiling is sloped.


Tox1cShark7

Wel yes but actually yes but no


Wolfowl0304

I've always responded "close enough" because I'm a straight trans guy, I like to watch their brains fry out as the try to understand what I mean—


404-where-i-asked

takes one to know one ;)


the_gay_frog227

‘No shit’ I’ve said it before, people aren’t sure what to say if you agree with them.


qwertysr4

just be as gay as possible towards them "Damn dude, I thought our relationship was a secret"


Luk3yboy99

Yes, and? Forces them to either be overtly homophobic or pay me a compliment


Snow_donuts

hahaha I usually tell them say,"aw you're heterosexual? thats so 2005, Dw its just a phase" If they are assholes about it


DingleROFL

- "eh close enough" - *flirt back* - "i thought you wanted to keep it a secret" - "and?"


PotatoGod9566

If they being derogatory, something along the lines of " I thought you wanted to keep the relationship a secret" will do just fine.


natentikka

"Ive nevr been asked out like this before 😏😏" and give a lil wink. Optional, but it would be better if you had a piece of paper ready to give them with a fake number on it


PurpleDragon8888

If they are the same gender: “ so you wanna ask me out?” If they are the opposite gender: “ what you mad I’m not interested?”


SomeRandomIdi0t

“Thank you for noticing”


Single_Boop

"Yup"


Annual_Ad_5385

"I thought you wanted to keep our relationship a secret"


Professional-Boss849

I say “your dad was great last night”


K--Will

HEY, YOU'RE GAY!!! ...uh-huh...? ... ... And?


DearBaseball4496

I’d full on be like 'babe, it didn’t seem to bother you last night.' ( and then, depending on the severity of the situation, I may optionally add 'best head I’ve ever had' or something along those lines.


Emotional-Seesaw7300

You interested?


goodty1

You want a piece daddy


VirtualSense66

‘no shit sherlock’


UnknownAuthor42

“Sorry you’re not my type ;)”


svenbillybobbob

thanks for noticing


GenericAutist13

“Nah, I don’t like women either”


lavliex

As an insult or a geniuine question


DaveNextdoor1

The basic thank you or just flirt with them


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Zanderfus

Yeah, and.., like tell me something I don't know


Maleficent_Job_7883

Jesus babe at least give me some warning before coming out like that.


piopioppoyoi69

yes


throwforreasons1846

I like who I like, if that's you, it's your business and I'll let you know in three to five working days, otherwise it isn't any of your business.


Nonbinaryvictorian

What, are you interested? ;)


Evelyngoddessofdeath

This is absolutely brilliant because it’s funny *and* it deflects the question


LoneNitrogen

OHH I LOVE YOU!


Deniswilsonpedro

Exactly 👍


Zanderfus

Good job mates