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lowfreq33

Need another set of hands back here!


Induced_Pandemic

God damn I can still hear my old manager Kelly, dude was a *stocked* 220 6'4 bastard and I'm certain his favorite word in the English language, which would reverberate in the restaurant's walls long after him leaving: #HANDS.


Nickmell

Was this before or after [they took his donkey](https://youtu.be/oNB-m48TlbI)


Ahhhrealmonsterzz

Take it out it's burning!


me50e

leave it in a little longer


Gidje123

And set a timer plz


TacoParasite

Followed by oh shit pull it out!


charlotte-ent

It's got a strange mouth feel


altoidsyn

Mouth Feel: 10 outta 10!


tubbs117

Hot, Going In.


Rytannosaurus_Tex

Hot behind!


cpmnk

F*ck thats hot


ericdavis1990

This is a kitchen. We say fuck. Fucking pirates.


schnitzel_rada

Underrated comment right here.


Parking_Highway9768

Machine's broken, we're gonna have to do this by hand.


BorderlineBarbieUwU

currently laughing so hard im having one hell of an ab workout


phisher_cat

At some point we started saying "Yes, daddy" instead of "heard"


broseidon_13_

When they hit you with the "Yes chef" in bed and you feel weirdly in charge.


clownburner

‘Oui chef’ suddenly becomes a double entendre


KamakaziDemiGod

Hey, I may be under the average but it's not that small. (Oui=Wee)


Cyno01

https://imgur.com/gallery/NDd8Dlb


kbs666

For years my wife would watch FoodTV and come to bed very horny. I started to get concerned that she had a thing for bad dye jobs so I watched with her some, as awful as that was, and was relieved it was just her usual kinks of bondage and smart dominant men. But it does make you wonder about Alton.


bbbabybunnyyy

I personally have had a crush on Alton since I was in high school 👽


njsiah

Lol you're not in the St Louis area are you? My second kitchen would talk about the ex chef who would *always* say "yes, daddy" like a little southern girl and tried to make it a thing for everyone.


AndreBurlingArt

I feel like its just college kids everywhere


november52003

highschool kids too


VeinySausages

We were fully grown men in the last "Yes Daddy" kitchen I worked in.


AndreBurlingArt

I was going to say that but they aren't working in kitchens as often.


Guavajabajam

Step chef, what are doing?


SarcasticDruid744

We do this too! It scares the newbies.


Netherese_Nomad

I’m the drive through for Chik Fil A, when they say “my pleasure,” I always lean over and whisper “…daddy” and my SO hates it.


ameis314

If you get another chef it's "yes step daddy"


Hempseed420

Hot behind


chuckpoint

Thanks, I've been working out


reactor500

i hope it tastes better than it looks


Guavajabajam

I mean it looks pretty but does taste good.


squidpelf

2 minutes


DustinTiny

On the fly


ViperTheLoud

Oh, you brought your own knife?


BrustWarze_

It's a poop knife.


ViperTheLoud

Wish I didn't remember that but thanks.


Wrest216

oh COME ON


AmeowzingP

👀…


DustinTiny

That’s not a knife!


KamakaziDemiGod

That's not a penis, *this is a penis*!


FrostyCartographer13

"Careful it's slick back here"


harbormastr

Underrated comment right here.


BigOleDawggo

you gonna eat that?


c0ng0pr0

“don’t just look at it, eat it.”


rumblingspires

*stare (sorry <3)


Tmoore188

Do you like Phil Collins?


BigOleDawggo

only after a couple Ritalin


aqua_profunda

This is the way, Bateman.


ProverbialShoehorn

If you've ever read the book, that scene will give you nightmares


c0ng0pr0

Yeah, the nail gun…. Forgot about that. Adding to my audio book list. Thank you 🙏🏼


ProverbialShoehorn

I hope you are using headphones. lol


7777777sa

the book is so good


ProverbialShoehorn

It really puts you in another man's skin.


schnitzel_rada

Will you taste this for me?


rudabegatater

PULL IT OUT!


KamakaziDemiGod

It's not done, re-moisten and put it back in.


MoscowGrizz

Fuck!


unzaga

Yeah I swear a decent amount doing both tbh


KallistiEngel

"Oh fuck!", even.


umbertobongo

Just-a like-a mama does it!


Sashimiroll16

# NO


mortuarybreeze

Ugh, fuck me.


rudabegatater

I quit


zachyzachzachary

Nailed it


Major-Statement-1530

Taco, on the fly


ImRobster

Are you sure there's nothing wrong with this clam?


Available_Coyote897

Stick it in my ass


fartXattack

Amazing


Khudaal

IT’S FUCKING RAW


Village_People_Cop

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?


BrustWarze_

*proceeds to smash*


Sashimiroll16

No, it’s fucking you raw!


FurryWrath

Her: Deeper! Me: 86 Sausage


beermoneymike

Some asshole forgot to clean the trap again.


Oblong_Cobra

HANDS!


JustAnotherFreddy

That’s not what was ordered!


gunstone93

Nice buns 🍞


MiagomusPrime

That doesn't taste right.


floatinfire

Yes chef


Parking_Highway9768

My girl throws in one of these every now and then to fuck with my head. Always throws me for a loop when I'm in the moment.


LunarProphet

Damn that would be a great way to keep the mood going while also stressing me out just enough to get a few more pumps in.


cheezpnts

Time to add the sauce. 10 seconds to window.


LightWonderful7016

It doesn’t fit in my mouth.


Sinder77

Ashlynn Brooke taking me back to the good old days.


smokeyjeff

I thought I had to be that reddit *guy* that gives the source or name first but my time hasn't come. Although I will throw out a couple keywords for any ctrl+f people out there.


Sinder77

I skimmed the comments to see if it was my time to shine, and it was.


WiggiE_WiggiE

Reaching around


TomatilloAccurate475

Guess who didn't show up again?


New_Citizen

Toss that salad!


Breaker12303

Cream pie in the window


heavylunch

Flip it over


Sunny_Delite

BETTER QUESTION! What is something can COOK while having sex? I feel like it can range from a slow cooked pork butt to like.. idk french toast sticks


munchycan

Minute steak


523bucketsofducks

How are you gonna season a butt while seizin' a butt?


rev294

I mean, bend her over and put a cutting board on her back and voila, more room then most prep stations.


Frkyft1

Portuguese hot breakfast


robotbootyhunter

Expedite this for me.


RCalkins11

You want gravy?


whitebabyjesus

A quick blow to the head will make this whole thing more humane.


beefandbourbon

Does this go in covered?


IIM4KII

That smells disgusting.


fireman-103

Behind.


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

Hot behind!


patoankan

Sharp Behind (if you're into that kinda thing)


Tankerspanx

“Thanks I’ve been workin out”


fuzzy_whale

My hot coworker once responded "that's how i like it" Sadly I did not smash. :(


[deleted]

Heard behind!


TittiesInMyFace

On your back.


LeKnut69

Give me that knut


steventhemoose

Is it still moist?


bconley01

Fuck, that burns!


AndreBurlingArt

Your clam is cold? Don't worry, my friend Mike will warm you right up.


hrb2d2

it's funny, though i think about murdering you for putting seafood in a microwave.


themastermathew

Sharp, behind


azndragon0420

Is that mold?


dboz3030

I want to dip a couple fingers in that!


TomatilloAccurate475

I need to jump off and get some water, be right back.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

tastes just like moms


Bwatso2112

I’m dragging a club


No-Accountant-6205

I think those are the best breasts I've ever fed on!


Red-HandedBandit

i'm sorry, what's the question?


Illustrious_Rip_8326

Yep. I'd eat that.


cookenupastorm

I need a broil buddy


Imperial_Triumphant

Boner appetite


HailSatan_Qmark

No sharps in the pit


therealstripes

What's burning?


madmarmalade

"I can't take that ten-top right now!"


harbormastr

Happy cake day friend!


EccentricNarwhal

You suck at this. I'll just do it myself


Pete_O_Torcido

¡Necesito esos huevos en mi mano ahora!


Wrest216

Soak that or itll be a bitch to clean


thedarkonespr0npicks

That's good, but grandma does it better.


VitaIncerta666

Runner!


nogoodjoe

It’s all over the place


Trvedrunkspiderman

Inside you!


alexsmashbro

Baste it before it gets dry


joysofliving

Is that roast beef?


iwaskindajust

“Hot behind”


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AK_Sole

Hot behind!


figub248

I should be paid more for this.


squatch831

give this a smell i don’t think it’s good


Masterpiece828

Smell's good in here.


External-Fig9754

Rim me


beeglowbot

"it's spilling everywhere!" this is easily the most entertaining thread in a while.


TomatilloAccurate475

Did you rinse it out first??


Acceptable_Corner_73

Woah, that smells spoiled.


ReReadReddit121

This Muffin is DRY!


tolsnibs

Tastes just like Grandma's


bonominijl

That's a spicy meatball


unbitious

Bam!


tomossos

“Would you like a refill?”


mpdmax82

That's not how my mom does it.


TheJoninCactuar

Are the buns ready for the glaze?


TheJoninCactuar

The meat is ready to go into the taco


TheMiNd

this crust is so flaky and moist


thedarkonespr0npicks

You spend all morning cleaning it out, step off for lunch, come back, and it looks like a bomb went off again.


ishook

Who closed last night?


cucklord_swiper

Hot behind you


[deleted]

That got very messy really quick!


jack-whitman

make sure you always taste


SonOfAnakin

Grab the oil.


tubawrath13

86 heavy cream


Bon_of_a_Sitch

I really enjoyed the mouth feel


lionbryce

Ah, fuck me!


yesitdooms

That'll do, pig.


hanyasaad

Hey look, an idiot sandwich! (Works especially well in a threesome)


StopLoading

I need my salad tossed in 2 minutes.


rustinintustin

Hot sugar!


cuntpunsh

That looks like a loosely packed kebab!


itsallbullshityo

Make a hole! Hotstuff! Coming through! edit: In reality? Move!


azndragon0420

One time a new server was at the window chatting w/ the other servers about BS, laughing and what not. The chef and I was moving a 140qt stock pot full of stock from one end to the other. Dude litterally stands in the way and I shouted "Move!" The kid cried, complained to the manager and never saw him ever again.


TrueBigfoot

Mama Mia


JillsACheatNMean

Your gonna take this dick whether you want to or not. /j


CottonWasKing

“Fuck me in the ass, you stupid bitch.” What kind of kitchens have y’all worked in? It’s all fair game.


big____fudge

That’s hot


stayclassytally

Sorry yall, I'll take my downvotes, but this has big boomer meme-mom vibes.


xerion13

OW.


dea497

I want those hot buns in my mouth.


TheChadTheP1

Be sure to flip it over after five minutes.


Aware_Memory3005

Wanna taste? Mmmmm, yummy, I want more!


Legitimate-Field2598

Smash that


Glittering_Ad9575

Dont eat that, im gonna need it later


Ghosttheorem

Damn that's hot


bugz1452

Welp they've never worked in a kitchen. Everything that could be said in bed is said while cooking


getawayfrommyswamp

Smells delicious!


MrGoetz34

Damn its rotten!


blznburro

Hands please!


zackintehbox

It’s dying in the window!


JGAllswell

Coming in between your legs! (When reaching into a low fridge during a rush)


TDPOUTDOORLIFE

Spicy


sundaydrips

It's not raw, it frozen?