By - sudokulcdl
Need another set of hands back here!
God damn I can still hear my old manager Kelly, dude was a *stocked* 220 6'4 bastard and I'm certain his favorite word in the English language, which would reverberate in the restaurant's walls long after him leaving:
Was this before or after [they took his donkey](https://youtu.be/oNB-m48TlbI)
Take it out it's burning!
leave it in a little longer
And set a timer plz
Followed by oh shit pull it out!
It's got a strange mouth feel
Mouth Feel: 10 outta 10!
Hot, Going In.
F*ck thats hot
This is a kitchen. We say fuck. Fucking pirates.
Underrated comment right here.
Machine's broken, we're gonna have to do this by hand.
currently laughing so hard im having one hell of an ab workout
At some point we started saying "Yes, daddy" instead of "heard"
When they hit you with the "Yes chef" in bed and you feel weirdly in charge.
‘Oui chef’ suddenly becomes a double entendre
Hey, I may be under the average but it's not that small.
For years my wife would watch FoodTV and come to bed very horny. I started to get concerned that she had a thing for bad dye jobs so I watched with her some, as awful as that was, and was relieved it was just her usual kinks of bondage and smart dominant men.
But it does make you wonder about Alton.
I personally have had a crush on Alton since I was in high school 👽
Lol you're not in the St Louis area are you? My second kitchen would talk about the ex chef who would *always* say "yes, daddy" like a little southern girl and tried to make it a thing for everyone.
I feel like its just college kids everywhere
highschool kids too
We were fully grown men in the last "Yes Daddy" kitchen I worked in.
I was going to say that but they aren't working in kitchens as often.
Step chef, what are doing?
We do this too! It scares the newbies.
I’m the drive through for Chik Fil A, when they say “my pleasure,” I always lean over and whisper “…daddy” and my SO hates it.
If you get another chef it's "yes step daddy"
Thanks, I've been working out
i hope it tastes better than it looks
I mean it looks pretty but does taste good.
On the fly
Oh, you brought your own knife?
It's a poop knife.
Wish I didn't remember that but thanks.
oh COME ON
That’s not a knife!
That's not a penis, *this is a penis*!
"Careful it's slick back here"
you gonna eat that?
“don’t just look at it, eat it.”
*stare (sorry <3)
Do you like Phil Collins?
only after a couple Ritalin
This is the way, Bateman.
If you've ever read the book, that scene will give you nightmares
Yeah, the nail gun…. Forgot about that. Adding to my audio book list. Thank you 🙏🏼
I hope you are using headphones. lol
the book is so good
It really puts you in another man's skin.
Will you taste this for me?
PULL IT OUT!
It's not done, re-moisten and put it back in.
Yeah I swear a decent amount doing both tbh
"Oh fuck!", even.
Just-a like-a mama does it!
Ugh, fuck me.
Taco, on the fly
Are you sure there's nothing wrong with this clam?
Stick it in my ass
IT’S FUCKING RAW
WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?
*proceeds to smash*
No, it’s fucking you raw!
Me: 86 Sausage
Some asshole forgot to clean the trap again.
That’s not what was ordered!
Nice buns 🍞
That doesn't taste right.
My girl throws in one of these every now and then to fuck with my head. Always throws me for a loop when I'm in the moment.
Damn that would be a great way to keep the mood going while also stressing me out just enough to get a few more pumps in.
Time to add the sauce. 10 seconds to window.
It doesn’t fit in my mouth.
Ashlynn Brooke taking me back to the good old days.
I thought I had to be that reddit *guy* that gives the source or name first but my time hasn't come. Although I will throw out a couple keywords for any ctrl+f people out there.
I skimmed the comments to see if it was my time to shine, and it was.
Guess who didn't show up again?
Toss that salad!
Cream pie in the window
Flip it over
BETTER QUESTION! What is something can COOK while having sex? I feel like it can range from a slow cooked pork butt to like.. idk french toast sticks
How are you gonna season a butt while seizin' a butt?
I mean, bend her over and put a cutting board on her back and voila, more room then most prep stations.
Portuguese hot breakfast
Expedite this for me.
You want gravy?
A quick blow to the head will make this whole thing more humane.
Does this go in covered?
That smells disgusting.
Sharp Behind (if you're into that kinda thing)
“Thanks I’ve been workin out”
My hot coworker once responded "that's how i like it"
Sadly I did not smash. :(
On your back.
Give me that knut
Is it still moist?
Fuck, that burns!
Your clam is cold? Don't worry, my friend Mike will warm you right up.
it's funny, though i think about murdering you for putting seafood in a microwave.
Is that mold?
I want to dip a couple fingers in that!
I need to jump off and get some water, be right back.
tastes just like moms
I’m dragging a club
I think those are the best breasts I've ever fed on!
i'm sorry, what's the question?
Yep. I'd eat that.
I need a broil buddy
No sharps in the pit
"I can't take that ten-top right now!"
Happy cake day friend!
You suck at this. I'll just do it myself
¡Necesito esos huevos en mi mano ahora!
Soak that or itll be a bitch to clean
That's good, but grandma does it better.
It’s all over the place
Baste it before it gets dry
Is that roast beef?
I should be paid more for this.
give this a smell i don’t think it’s good
Smell's good in here.
"it's spilling everywhere!"
this is easily the most entertaining thread in a while.
Did you rinse it out first??
Woah, that smells spoiled.
This Muffin is DRY!
Tastes just like Grandma's
That's a spicy meatball
“Would you like a refill?”
That's not how my mom does it.
Are the buns ready for the glaze?
The meat is ready to go into the taco
this crust is so flaky and moist
You spend all morning cleaning it out, step off for lunch, come back, and it looks like a bomb went off again.
Who closed last night?
Hot behind you
That got very messy really quick!
make sure you always taste
Grab the oil.
86 heavy cream
I really enjoyed the mouth feel
Ah, fuck me!
That'll do, pig.
Hey look, an idiot sandwich! (Works especially well in a threesome)
I need my salad tossed in 2 minutes.
That looks like a loosely packed kebab!
Make a hole! Hotstuff! Coming through!
edit: In reality? Move!
One time a new server was at the window chatting w/ the other servers about BS, laughing and what not. The chef and I was moving a 140qt stock pot full of stock from one end to the other. Dude litterally stands in the way and I shouted "Move!" The kid cried, complained to the manager and never saw him ever again.
Your gonna take this dick whether you want to or not. /j
“Fuck me in the ass, you stupid bitch.”
What kind of kitchens have y’all worked in? It’s all fair game.
Sorry yall, I'll take my downvotes, but this has big boomer meme-mom vibes.
I want those hot buns in my mouth.
Be sure to flip it over after five minutes.
Mmmmm, yummy, I want more!
Dont eat that, im gonna need it later
Damn that's hot
Welp they've never worked in a kitchen. Everything that could be said in bed is said while cooking
Damn its rotten!
It’s dying in the window!
Coming in between your legs!
(When reaching into a low fridge during a rush)
It's not raw, it frozen?