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Mysterious_Nebula_96

What I find funny, is that I don’t think she’s going anywhere. I just think she goes places to have paparazzi photoshoots or her awful outfits. All se does is set up these shoots, walk around whatever garage or parking lots she parks at and then just drives back to make sure the photos are properly retouched.


lucybubs

I failed to mention this is in the parking lot of her “office” (even though she can drive into the building) 🤡


Traditional_Box_820

The fact she told women of the world we need to get up off our ass and work but her job is to walk around her parked car in glam still amazes me


Mysterious_Nebula_96

Wait wait wait wait… so… she goes to her office, parks outside, has the paid paparazzi to be there. Takes the pictures and then… drives into her private garage to then go into the office get another glam try out- and rinse and repeat?


Beep315

I have questions too! I only follow this sub, not her. Is she putting out photos like this, like daily? Does anyone know?


Full_Baby_203

Her office has a indoor garage ?


lucybubs

yes You can watch a tour of her office on Youtube https://preview.redd.it/qg0dqfbefr1a1.jpeg?width=1432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=a03b72d73b9fa5e68e7ac744546fe08010753670


lucybubs

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AngelinaSnow

They are not paparazzis, they are photographers paid by Kris J and Kim K, they pictures needed to be approved by then and sent the approved ones to outlets like the daily mail who is one of many places that has a business relationship with the Ks. That’s how it works.


khsimmons

I wondered where she was actually going. A parking garage, got it.


noorofmyeye24

This! The Yeezy clothes campaign couple of years ago was very similar. Did it start then or before that, I wonder…


Acrobatic_Club2382

It’s giving… Madonna levels of desperation


FreezerGeezer2

Whereas Madge had a (admittedly hilarious and feigned British) RESURRECTION during *her* 40’s, Kimothy is taking tips from late 50’s era Madonna and running screaming down the street with all of them. If only her face wasn’t collateral damage.


Fun-Strawberry4257

I know Maddona has turned into a caricature of herself,but at least she was still rocking and maintaining a solid poise in her 40's. Could you even imagine Kim in 20 years from now?


true___blue

There's not a sign of desperation, she just opened the door of her car to get out


Acrobatic_Club2382

…. “You don’t even go here!”


hotberry96

wow that outfit is awful


Standup4whattt88

Right?! Is she going fly fishing in that parking lot?


No_Banana_581

The adidas is a dig at kanye and the boots are supporting the pedophile brand balanciaga


Beep315

Can you please tell me the balenciaga tea? I missed it.


No_Banana_581

They have an ad campaign out w toddlers holding bondage bears and in the decor of the pictures there’s a newspaper article about child porn being protected by the first amendment. It’s gross


hotberry96

like WHAT IS that


disharmony-hellride

If I wore this outfit to a local pub they would refuse to serve me.


Zbrchk

These are paid photos and yet they are still awful


beebik6rv

She’s looking super rough… like what’s happening?


StinkiDrinki

she forgot to eat her poop loops this morning


Ch_27

😂😂😂


EKsmomma23

I wish I had a free reddit award because it would be yours lol.


BURYMEINLV

This is a good one 🤣🤣🤣


FionaTheFierce

This outfit though.... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Let's break it down. First, she is in LA where the high is around 75 degrees. She is wearing: Workout shorts Sparkle (?) "workout" shirt Thigh-high stiletto leather floppy boots massive leather trench coat "baby" size sparkle purse sunglasses Like, what even is this. Are we supposed to imagine her doing somewhere? Where would one go in this particular outfit????? Gym? Boots seem impractical. Like, where does this nonsense belong.


Pearledskies

Kinda a side note but because of their impractical outfits for LA heat, the fake tanner and admitting to peeing down their leg and their assistants wiping it up because of their too tight to use the restroom attire, I have a hunch that they smell so unbelievably funky and zesty


miaara

Like earring backs


Reasonable_Basil3360

Yep yep. Positive all of them STINK, especially Kimothy


KendallsMissingLabia

This is the first time ive heard about the peeing thing and it might be the most disgusting thing ive ever heard about any famous person what the ACTUAL FUCK


plasticinecupcake

Sorry, they don’t go to the bathroom?!


complitstudent

Is the pee thing for real 💀


Pearledskies

"I think if it's an emergency, I would pee my pants and then have my sister wipe my leg up," she says. "I'm not even joking. She can wipe my leg up." - Kim K Kuotes lol Thats just one of the first instances she’s talked about it that its come up. First search results talk about her mentioning it in 2019 for the MET gala but there was another instance too if im remembering correctly where she has assistants wipe the pee up from her leg and the floor https://www.etonline.com/kim-kardashian-is-fully-prepared-to-pee-on-herself-and-have-her-sister-wipe-it-up-at-the-met-gala?amp


complitstudent

Omfg thank you for the sources, I thought no way that could be serious but i’ve been proven wrong (unfortunately, since I WISH this wasn’t true lmfaooo)


Beep315

Okay, I am here to snark, but I live in a warm weather state. I just looked at LA weather and during the day it's 75-80, (but truthfully 75 in the shade, I need a sweater) at night it's 51 which is really quite cold if you're accustomed to heat in the sunlight. Sometimes on winter mornings when I go to the dog park I must look homeless because I'm wearing one of my only winter coats with yoga pants and flip flops.


salutdamour

She’s such a 🤡


solitamaxx

This is awful, wow…


HeartShapedSea

It's giving Matrix hooker who hadn't had the chance to change out of her gym clothes before realizing she had already swallowed the pill.


KendallsMissingLabia

It looks SO much like my 2yo boy when he picks up my clothes from the washing and tries to wear them


FreezerGeezer2

Kimothy, it’s giving heavy, platinum, monster assbutt robot. What are you doing with those boots? Wandering through a still burning pyre that was once the beige house of cards your vapid dreams were built on? Istg she dresses like she’s a Cartoon villain with a TBI.


_kumquat123

Couldn’t be more obviously staged. Yawn


justbeyourselfok

She reeks of desperation


Prestigious-Tone-434

Is her car door supposed to be scrunched up? Is that the design


Dismal_Judgment5290

They are sooooo posed omg


izzyzxx

She’s a mess


TunedOutTurnedUp

She wants everyone to see her luxury car. She’s selling a glimpse of an unattainable lifestyle to the poors. Love her or hate her - either way she profits. The only way to hurt their brand is with indifference.


vintagebarbielover59

As an aspiring fashion designer and fellow short woman myself…I’m sorry but the thigh high boots just really can’t be pulled off by us. For women with longer legs it looks so good because it gives proportion and balance. It makes her look 2x shorter and there’s no proportion or balance. All that money and she looks like this😢 she could redefine what it means to be a modern day heiress and look so classy and elegant. But it’s ok tho leaves an opportunity for someone else😂


KendallsMissingLabia

I totally agree, it makes thigh-highs look like horse-stall mucking boots when petite people wear them. It just is what it is - you guys get to wear daisy dukes without looking like you're wearing denim underwear though so it evens out 😂


PolkaDotBegonia

The outfits she wears are horrible like she tries to make shit style cool but it will forever just look like shit she needs to take advice from her fashion in the 2010s and earlier


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Very manufactured.


jarellano89

Shes trying to recreate that pap look from 2007, she's obsessed with it. Her watching all the it girls back then getting swarmed by the paps, while she watched from the sidelines, really haunts her.


schrute_boys

So desperate


cdnsalix

Definitely fake. The inside of the car would be beige if it was hers.


maniacmaniacontheflo

Fuck this bitch. thats the level I'm at now with her 🤣


Vouzan

We know a photo op when we see one!😂


Kindly_Put_5065

Picture 2 made me involuntary guttural laugh spit


Kindly_Put_5065

Is someone rage dressing her??? Hahaha, this is what I'd do to a delusional narcissistic "friend" who pestered me nonstop to help them take pictures again


miaara

All that money and she looks like trash.


unic0rn_scrapple

It’s giving Grandma’s Boy


inkandimages

It really bothers me that she never closes the car door. Like never.


cutestcatlady

She has someone to do that for her🙄


yourloyalsovereign

Kimothy can we please not with these driveway pics 🥴


DOBIS_PR_24

WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY OF AN OUTFIT


LavishnessOwn9525

I would take the poots over that monstrosity any day


Scotts_Thot

I really really hate this moment in ‘fashion’ it looks fucking ridiculous and lazy and tacky and unflattering


whatisaidwas

I’d like to see her actually get into the car with this outfit on!! She’s gonna stick to the seat!!!


Capital-Study6436

Kimothy is so tacky. And her fashion has gotten a lot worse.


Beep315

Kanye helped her.


murderhousemistress

She needs to put those finger guns away in pic 1 before she hurts somebody


yourloyalsovereign

Also at this point, I think she has so many pieces of clothing she has to do multiple changes and “shoots” to wear them all and gET cOnTEnt 😂


sourcherry11

Forget this awful outfit, I’m here for the rims on that urus


quaillll

These “paparazzi” shots are just a scheduled photo shoot. They plan these to look candid but they are carefully curated. She owns that camera/film 😂


Science-Firm

This is pretty hideous


Affectionate_Ad8678

Kim probably: “hold on I gotta put on my boots!!”


GerardDiedOfFlu

These are so cringey


Bubbly-Ad1346

Auditions for a shitty (and unnecessary) Blade reboot


highfriends08

I just don't like those boots. She tries too hard with her outfits.


jesslynn83

The boots and coat 🙄 Makes me think that she has recently had fat sucked out of her knees and ankles, or she is intoxicated while choosing her outfits for these photoshoots.


texas-sissy

The Vogue article about this was less than flattering “peak Kim Kardashian” “where paps happened to be at her office” etc..


IndicaHouseofCards

I think she’s looking for something 🤣


Fit_Obligation1594

The coat and boots🫣 what is happening? I honestly never understand high fashion, ever lol. ETA: punctuation lol


Oneflyb

She’s so damn corny.


gold42579

Hilarious! You're so right. Everything about it! She looks like a pile of shit by the way.


MobWife_88

Men in the west wear those when they fish in the lakes. This is the dumbest outfit this chick has ever worn. She is parched for attention at this point.


Happy_Heretical

I’m from the south. This pic reminds me of when I was little and would put on my dads “waders” which are waist high fishing boots. It wasn’t cute on me at 5. It ain’t cute on Kimothy at whatever age she says she is.


trollanony

This outfit makes no sense. It’s not even flattering.


CherieK2009

This is not fashion. This is terrible. None of this is a good look. This screams trying way too hard to be a trendsetter...like oh I just threw this together, meanwhile spends hours working on the look 😜


fulltimesunshine

One side of the coat is covering the hip the whole time, but I’m sure that’s completely unintentional /s


throwaway56873927

Maybe she wants new pap photos out stat after Muppet fiasco


clairejalfon

That outful is horrendous


cutestcatlady

Without the coat and boots the outfit would be cute and she would look normal and relatable. Pair the coat and boots with a short dress instead. All together this looks terrible.