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SKIMS is the official underwear of the NBA

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Everyone in the NBA will be out here like this next week

PleasantPlum5

https://preview.redd.it/ec6rla1pncxb1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da56c9a37168e60b2a7250c21ceafa5d5f4afff8 Everyone in the NBA will be out here like this next week


milkymangomilkshake

I wouldn’t mind 👀


Hot-Swordfish-719

💀


Free_Hat_McCullough

Why is Kim wearing Marge Simpson's Chanel suit? https://preview.redd.it/cbra97mjpcxb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ae29b7469c172fb701397dec4250985bd48c42


Squee1396

This is exactly what i thought of 😂 In the first picture I thought maybe she actually had a cute outfit on but NOPE next two pictures ruined that idea lol. Marge definitely wore it better!


Free_Hat_McCullough

Kim is going to turn it into a sleeveless vest and culottes for the next event.


Squee1396

don’t give her any ideas lol


avert_ye_eyes

I actually am curious about her wearing this for like the third time in the past few months.


SkiesFetishist

Kim could NEVER be this classy.


Free_Hat_McCullough

Kim is no Marge Simpson ![gif](giphy|xT5LMXkxegtVl9LlLi)


Laherschlag

Mrs. Simpson is THE moment in her Chanel suit. Kimothy is a nobody.


LoubyAnnoyed

Why is she wearing it with leggings?


EricaApplejack

i'm guessing its because she cant get a chanel tweed skirt to match because its too small to fit in her butt? and she's just lazy to ask her team to customize. anna wintour got every chanel wardrobe she like to be customized according to her needs, kim does not seems to think about that. if chanel deny her request, she could just buy 3 chanel skirts and altered them all to fit her butt.0


ColdHeartedSleuth

Lmao yep.


deathmetalhoney

https://preview.redd.it/lgt1kn7rkexb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cc56f2e6672c3371f7935e175b9aca098e7b87 Reminded me of this moment in time lol


[deleted]

Why is her waist smaller than the ball ![gif](giphy|67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf)


panicked_goose

Literally it's only THAT small in the one photo lmfao. Why did she edit her waist to be smaller than the ball?! It makes her look more alien...


mskoalabear

Lmao the way her hips do a hard 120 is so fuckin funny (I think it is 120 my math skills are lacking so plz forgive me)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5e1SeaIr6KGntvGCNo)


Good-Translator

To show that when you wear skims you can jump through the hoop together with the ball. Can’t do that if your waist is bigger than the ball.


bowlcutgang

![gif](giphy|l2YWrHHVr7qQpwzi8)


TheAgenator

Can someone please draw an artist’s rendering of what this would look like with the ball gone 😂 This looks insane


aloysiuspelunk

4 kids and a 16" waist


[deleted]

Apparently, she is 24 or 26 inch waist


avert_ye_eyes

What do you mean? I've had two kids and my waist is totally smaller than it was before them. Science. And I get up and do the work. 😆


-dylpickle

And the fact in the second photo the waist is clearly not THAT small 😭


[deleted]

Obviously not. She's a lot bigger in real life


-dylpickle

I meant they were too lazy to try and keep it consistent


The_SocialWerker

Lmao


[deleted]

Haha 😄


PickledCumSock

i just noticed omg 😭😭😭 this is hilarious


DonnyMox

Obvious photoshop is obvious.


megatron-0098

It’s so annoying that nobody can let this woman fade off into irrelevancy


Kindly_Put_5065

She refuses to go away. They use their money to force themselves into the public


anonmisguided

I feel like they probably even pay to have their show on tv.


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tipsygirrrl

TBH I find this cringe for Kimothy *and* the NBA! For the NBA, it’s a cheap attention grab for a league that doesn’t need help in the popularity department. For KimBULLY, y’all know she was really desp to be the spokeswoman of her “white girl” era and land US Tennis, NY Fashion Week, F1 instead. This is a bizarre brand collab and not sure if anyone actually benefits here


FitYou6489

I know right its so ridiculous i cant believe it


digitulgurl

She must have paid them.


Powerful_Ad_6244

That’s how sponsorships work. Would’ve been quite a large chuck of change too.


[deleted]

Yep, it's like 12m a cycle, and the Olympics can be upwards of 300m


holly194

That’s why they needed to fundraise for a new round.


AcceptableSystem8232

Of course she did lol ! Gotta one up KHY !


mimi2893

I don’t get why the FBI does not investigate them because I’m 100% they are shady af and have bunch of white collar crimes. Sick and TIRED for having them thrust to our faces for more than 20 years and I hope I see their fucking downfall in my lifetime


iceyspiced

Lets start with the church Kris owns… since we know Churchs dont pay taxes. They launder money like crazy in that family.


Laherschlag

Wait - WHAT?!??!?!?! TELL. ME. EVERYTHING.


thatsodee

She founded the California Community Church in 2009 and I think the pastor is a family friend. There is this practice known as tithing in Christianity where you donate 10% of your income to your church. This isn't a mandatory rule, but fans found it interesting that its the same percentage as what she gets from her kids. She famously is known for the 10% and I'm sure she started saying that percentage around the time she founded the church. When I was younger I always wondered how she settled on that number. It just seemed randomly small to me lol. Often churches and religious org's donations are tax deductible if they meet the 501(c)3 requirements. However, I have also read that certain income of a church or religious organization may be subject to tax, such as income from an unrelated business. If its true what Kris is doing (donating her income she makes off her kids), I'm very very curious how she's gotten around this.


SmokieOki

People who run churches and charities also have the tax exempt cards. When I worked in retail they could come in the sporting goods store and buy stuff tax free. So she potentially could be using that all over town too. Idk.


spaceghost260

Yes! One place I worked at had tax free cards to tins of stores in town. The owners wife always took it to Sams Club and bought personal items. 😬


TheTulipWars

I've read that they all donate 10% of their earnings to their church. All of them. Even Caitlyn probably still does it.


hellokittyoh

For some reason I feel like their kids will cause their downfall


oddlysmurf

When Khloe’s kids do 23 and me 🤣


rwilkz

Nah, the minute one of them kids pipes up they’ll already have the conservatorship in motion. They had it all ready to go for Kanye and they still owe Lou Taylor all those hefty fees they promised her.


AnniaT

What Lou Taylor was also involved in the Kanye conservatorship attempt?? Why is this woman trying to put so many celebrities on conservatorships??


rwilkz

Oh yeah the kardashians are in deep with Lou Taylor. Look into it! Also rumoured to have tried to put Courtney Love, Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan under conservatorships. It’s a business model for her at this point. She helps the families gain control of the star in question via the conservatorship then in turn they give control of the business to Tri Star.


AnniaT

That woman needs to end up in jail.


[deleted]

Because it worked for Brittany, and she thought she could do it again. She profited off the timing too.


Fancy_Piccolo6568

cause celebrities and the fbi are like this 🤞


OutForAWalkBeach

bingo


ZennMD

rich people get away with so much it's disgusting / insane! like, remember the panama papers? proving/showing how rich people find loopholes to hide + hoard their wealth and the only real consequences was the investigator was murdered ( may the brave Daphne Caruana Galizia RIP)


sammy-a123

Oh my days she was murdered? That is scary.


cherrybombbb

kris’s fake church that accepted so many of their “donations” at the very least. i heard something like 5% actually went to charity.


illstrumental

This is constantly in my mind, especially when I see pics of Kris with Bezos


ACB98

Third photo in motion: ![gif](giphy|xU1spRleFHmtjvskXw)


Glizzy___McGuire

O👄o


Turbulent_Function11

It’s gotten so bad!


palmasana

Her one eye is sliding down her face


Petraretrograde

https://preview.redd.it/u7ltyhoxxcxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e50014b8a52ebfbdd8d5fcc138226851bc72ba


elegantbutter

so weird she worked on editing her waist but did not fix her eye.


tidal___

https://preview.redd.it/lg2au2965fxb1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04c97af736bf9a0b54c547fa159dae9e408096e I tried my best


Petraretrograde

You turned her into Kronk and Luisa's daughter, Lunk.


haulsntotes

She looks like her friend, dogfood


Stanustheanus

The third photo SHOCKED me. Her waist is so unnatural 🤮


Kitchen_Beat9838

She looks like a cyborg.


gracek138

Her legs are so… far apart from each other.


suesay

She looks bow legged.


Lydia--charming

It’s like this / \


Kindly_Put_5065

So stupid. She's like a virus that keeps spreading. She's so gauche, sliming the world with her name like a cheap attention whore


ElegantDrawer1962

Couldn’t agree more


TaskSignificant4171

Only posted this so we can discuss her very obvious wonky eye. What’s goin on with that??


[deleted]

it might be ptosis from botox? but its been around quite a while so im inclined to think its from surgery.


meowtacoduck

The curse of Paris's ptosis


whataboutthemapples

She should have photoshopped her eye open instead of her waist


AcceptableSystem8232

Seems like she thinks the smaller they get, the younger she appears. She modified her eye shape from almond to round, Kris did the same, 👁️ 👁️


Lydia--charming

I think with repeated surgeries it gets hard to keep everything symmetrical. Didn’t they say that on Botched?


[deleted]

Probably too much Botox/under eye filler


[deleted]

Reading the TikTok comments are a far cry from the snark sub comments I love you guys


deathofemotion

This sub does A LOT for my sanity. I feel like I'm yelling into the void otherwise.


Equivalent_Ice_6085

Her wonky eye is showing up a lot in all these pics


Doyouevenpedal

Omg yes! I can't understand it now.


No_Negotiation_7046

Why should the NBA get to have a say on what underwear the players wear? Lol, Im not letting my employer decide that, tf?


rwilkz

Most of the kit these players are given have been rigorously tested to ensure peak performance. Skims men’s range has been out, what, a week? I’ll never stop laughing if it turns out the panties give those athletes atomic wedgies or carpet burns or some shit lolllll. Imagine the fury of the NFL fans if their fave fumbles a goal because they had to readjust their knickers.


daisy--buchanan

Right! And skims has never been big on being athletic etc. Kartrashian junk over tried and tested brands like Nike, Adidas, etc?


AcceptableSystem8232

I think players still have the choice to wear what cloth pleases them and most won’t. Unless Kimmy makes sure what ends in the NBA closets is top quality.


waylonblues

It’s giving the Yankees switching to cotton


sammmymantha

All of these sport orgs allow licensing to the highest bidder. I worked for a sporting goods company and you realize that The Official Blank of MLB/NBA/NFL means nothing outside they can now use the logo and team logos in their ads along with advertising at sporting events. I’m guessing Skims is going to start featuring NBA/WNBA players as models and maybe come out with limited edition lines.


plsstayhydrated

It can't have been cheap for SKIMS to pay for a partnership with the NBA, I wonder how much it cost them.


sammmymantha

I’m sure it wasn’t cheap, but I also wonder how much competition there would be for such a niche category. I don’t know of any high end brands/competitors that would pay for just Official Underwear of NBA instead of Official Shapewear/Loungewear/Underwear of NBA.


plsstayhydrated

Based on your previous work with a sporting goods company, do you think Skims had to also agree to give out free products to players and teams as part of the deal? Do you think it’s contracted that certain players have to post photos of themselves wearing Skims or participate in marketing somehow?


sammmymantha

So it’s probably not so much as they had to, but they wanted to. Providing promo products are a big purpose of this licensing deal. They probably provided swag bags of Skims product and general promotional products (t-shirts, water bottles, hats) with their logo on it with hopes players will wear the product for free. While they could have still provided these swag bags w/o the licensing deal, players can’t wear that logo in association to the NBA logo. They are probably going to sign some individual players to be spokespeople that have their own limited edition lines or products, but they would still want to provide a good brand experience to all players since they may choose to sign one of them eventually. But even if a player is signed to that brand, it doesn’t mean they have to use it, but it allows the brand to use their name and likeness to sell their products. Sorry if that’s a lot lol I wasn’t sure what all would be helpful. Lmk if you have any other questions I may be able to help with!


sammy-a123

100% they’ll get free skims. I think it’s like a sponsorship. Like where players have certain companies names on their shirts etc.


Powerful_Ad_6244

They don’t. This is a sponsorship deal - she paid for the tagline of “official underwear of the NBA,” it’s not because the product was chosen for performance purposes. Wouldn’t have been cheap either - pretty sure it might be the first NBA/WNBA conjunct partnership.


GonnaBeEasy

I suspect a lot of it is because Skims is seen as a “women’s brand”, and this is trying to convince men it’s not by paying these “masculine” type sportsmen to wear it


[deleted]

wake me when its finally Year of Depends Undergarments (iykyk)


macdawg2020

We’ve been there for awhile lol


[deleted]

complete insanity that compounds yearly


suummrhairfrvryng

has she ever held a basketball before


OutForAWalkBeach

Okay but how does it even make any sense, are SKIMS making sports performance underwear for men now?


catmommaxx

her waist HAS to be photoshopped in the 3rd pic, no?


YeezysSmellySox

💯


digitulgurl

That's so embarrassing for the NBA.


wafflesandlicorice

All I can say is that I'm glad don't support professional sports.


djtittymonster

Who dressed this chick???????🤢


elegantbutter

I was also thinking the same. Wearing a blazer with tights looks stupid as hell.


jmt2589

![gif](giphy|xT4uQaz24xgfsLE0kU)


KaytSands

I’m dying at the photoshop of her wonky hip in pic 3 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️


Pepephend

Bet the contract includes the NBA giving her an all star boyfriend for upcoming photo time 🤷😇


Realistic-Treacle-65

What’s wrong with her left eye 🤡


FineCalligrapher9821

I don’t think this means much. Those players are still going to wear what they want.


Civil-Ad-7957

No! They MUST wear Skims™️ revolutionary new Nipple Bra! They are under contract dammit!


suummrhairfrvryng

she’s giving trapezoid


FitYou6489

I cant believe it why is she everywhere what the hell, cant we watch sport in peace. thats ridiculous When momey is power


LuvIsLov

I'm a sports fan and I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment that her stupid brand is sponsoring the NBA. I had a weird feeling as I was watching a game the other night and there was a SKIMS advertisement in the stadium. She is just like Kris, she has to be screwing someone behind the scenes to have such a hand in the Olympics, getting NFL, & Soccer players to pose. Her appearance to support her secret fuck buddy Tristen Thompson was a double whammy with her presence being in an NBA game for this deal. She is so annoying and in picture 3 her body looks stupid especially when she's holding a basketball.


TheTulipWars

Apparently, Skims pays for these sponsorships though, so that changes my opinion on it and it makes more sense.


notafem-bot

https://preview.redd.it/o6zp40fsmdxb1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ce4414d822efeb516b809bd05622b403f758e3 she is wildly edited here


notafem-bot

https://preview.redd.it/jiy99fttmdxb1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e5fc17a1b707eb028d28cf764219ab6c968340f that thigh go crazy


notafem-bot

https://preview.redd.it/g13q999vmdxb1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f2306df5156753e3d19cc074d25e4c94685fe4 shark bite ?????


EmmyLou205

I’m so embarrassed by this and I don’t know why


yellcat

And this is why I refuse to watch NBA, give them my viewing numbers, or buy a single jersey or merch


J_Doe5686

![gif](giphy|5BWVeEbJsaB4UZAzSz)


miaara

It’s giving: https://preview.redd.it/uumwwp218exb1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486cc950f4c55269fb5495e0e71a7595b587b68d


No-Radish-5017

Not we’re living in an onion article.


zerousel

I think I’m more embarrassed for the NBA because who tf let this idea get past the boardroom?


thetinybasher

I hate this timeline


Uhhhhokthenn

You can literally see the waist photoshop like why are you doing that wtaf


3rdCoastLiberal

Did they give her the contract because she and her siblings have fucked half the league already? I can’t wait to see ball players in thot wear! ![gif](giphy|lSoncLXrbUaRO)


Uhhhhokthenn

Her eye???


toxic-roses

the photoshopped thigh gap is wild 😂


hot_cheeto_cowgirl

she wearing an outfit that belongs to a Polly pocket


SkiesFetishist

If the NBA had any feelings left, they would be so embarrassed.


Silly-Estimate-2660

THATS the ‘professional business attire’ she chose to wear to a signing event? 😭 idk why im even suprised to be honest


MsMacAttackBrat

![gif](giphy|qseQpueRzP2l25s5H4|downsized)


theReaders

I can't even imagine the number of zeros on this cheque. Probably more than the WNBA players make...


isweedglutenfree

She looks stupid


foreignbets9

She had to pay for this, they are not paying her. “For example, take the Minnesota Timberwolves. They signed a deal with Fitbit in 2017 that paid the struggling franchise $3 million annually. Still, despite that being on the low-end of the sponsorship market (Avg. NBA deal is worth $7M to $10M annually), the fitness company decided not to renew when their agreement ended this year. Instead, the Timberwolves signed a multi-year agreement with digital security firm Aura. The interesting part? Financial details aren’t public, but Aura isn’t just getting a 2.5-inch-by-2.5-inch patch on their jersey — the Timberwolves expanded their inventory.”


foreignbets9

Obviously the goal is marketing. But it’s interesting because various articles question if sponsorship is worth it, or say it seems to only be worth it at the beginning


theladyoctane

Who asked for this


catmommaxx

also, what is this face???? the expression? the eye? the smile? STIFF AF https://preview.redd.it/a3enk7qbwcxb1.png?width=144&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc3610e885e7eff295b70b9803f3b385f1ac36b5


Common-Chain4060

It’s giving “I hope my skims hold in that wet fart I just let slip!”


Stunning-Field2011

Ahhhh so her and Khlo-hoe sleeping with half of the NBA was a long play game to get this deal.


skyroamer7

Don't forget Kendull!


Stunning-Field2011

Oh yeah, she’s so dull I forgot her!


Coconutsssssss

Her obsession with wide hips and a thigh gap 🙄


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Another reason for me not to watch the NBA, perfect. Also, her waist and hips and the third picture oh my god….


heavenhelpyou

![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


Expressoed

It was her goal to cup thousands of balls…


KariKHat

Some players got frequent flier miles


mariafroggy123

Closest she’ll get to get into any of their pants!


MystrippernameisLucy

I didn't know they allowed a Wisdom tooth to rep the NBA. Free nipple bras to all the men


surreptitiousglance

Thigh gap my ass.


Isabe113

They are a plaque! Everywhere!


Librastar23

Damn- they really did make a pact with the Devil...


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

How much did the AntiKRISt pay to get this?


Primary-Ganache6199

Why would she edit her waist and not her wonky eye??


FabulousMamaa

Wonder who she blew for this deal?


highimluna

🤣🤣


Prize-Murky

We’re all aware her hips are edited right??


Zestyclose_Big_9090

OMG KIM GO AWAY. No one cares about you anymore. And Adam Silver is one weird looking guy.


HolidayDocument7015

Her Fing waist is less than a Fing basketball. She’s so ridiculous. What BS


ExistentialSonder

She really does look like an alien


GanachePractical9313

She looks absolutely nuts LOL the fact she posted this speaks to the delusion https://preview.redd.it/uie0rq3fqexb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539a4d6b94fe9c38b34c28b3b9115e6cef2fc0bc


tidal___

Are they going to wear nipple bras?


kitkat1771

This can’t be real… I’m feeling embarrassed for her, at least the background isn’t messed but that’s like a 14 inch waist … not possible for her body type, not really possible for any adult. Clearly it’s photo shopped. I find it hard to believe she ok’d this unless she’s so delusional she’s like “omg I look fantastic!”


Oscarella515

Cant wait to watch the Celtics run around in skin color morph looking body suits with fake Prince Albert piercings showing through their Skims booty shorts. This bitch is gonna singlehandedly ruin basketball


tinyfenrisian

The leggings/poots have got to go 💀


CriticalCarrot8817

Her left eye is shrinking haha


Definitely_Desi

1- she looked better behind the sign 2- I thought the Kardashian/Jenner sisters were already the official underwear of the NBA? OH! You mean not just their panties on everyone’s floor? Gotcha. 3- Centaur


Strong_Return854

I bet tristan would wear it to try and get with khloe again


[deleted]

😂😂😂


TheTinyTraveler_

She looks AI generated.


stayingsafeusa

Kim's new tactics to bag herself an NBA player are getting transparent. You don't need to be there for the SKUMS fittings in person sweetie 😂


Bumblebee637

They all look like villains :/


KylieLongbottom69

TF is going on with her eyes in the 3rd pic? ​ https://preview.redd.it/pfi6rrztcdxb1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=69d5d29ee3109741d0d1b699e29d9786c04e78cb


Holy_steak

Her body is ridiculous you can see in the last picture where it’s blurred and uneven and missing a chunk on the left hip https://preview.redd.it/iy2ivin3fdxb1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=740c5bdc9582ff41558620ccfc5ea1969021f035 Totally normal for chunks of a fence to disappear into your legs


SecureAd1981

Is that why she was banging Trashcan


Routine_Comb_4491

What in the sick fuck is this!? Eta: https://preview.redd.it/6q9thoigodxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265cf1b737f02539b33ba7516144cc7164620692 Who you foolin boo cuz it ain't us!


MarsReject

![gif](giphy|EEpDS7D7Epruv2HBI8|downsized)


galactic_pink

Pic #3 ewwwwww A Bugs Life


CdnPtrt

The ONLY way Kimdesperado will be getting close to any NBA player’s nether regions


LittleEdie40

Omg why? 😭They def need the nipple bras


skinnybitchforever

I just know the players are as confused as we all are 🤣


Hamwinkies

Why are her shoulders so.. long? Lol


Vixxannie

🧐so this is why she always does her pap walk at basketball games….


DonnyMox

But why tho


nefarious_otter

Makes sense when it looks like she’s got a basketball for a booty!


SushiTiger

What happened to her right eye


someoneunderstand86

Pros are gonna hate her cheap polyester from east Asia rubbing up against their sensitives in practice. Lol. Maybe the players won't be able to say how they feel about it "on the record" without pissing off the league execs, but word will get out - when they have to choose skims over a brand that has been in the game longer, uses superior fabric technology & has better manufacturing standards.


BottomPieceOfBread

Hasn’t she worn this top like 20 times now?


actuallyimogene

Also, is this a mannequin or what? Her poses are eerily mechanical and identical. She didn’t move her head for this whole shoot


Lopsided-Tale-310

You’re lying. This can’t be real. First the nipple bra then this. I swear she’s fucking with us.