RED ALERT! BAD NEWS!!!
By - SonicCody12
Ace : Once again , let me join in , i just need like 5\~10 minutes TOP to unalive every villains that you're having trouble with , i can even go out of my to NOT unalive them beside it's not like they could defeat a Solar System Buster (at the VERY least) who can get infinitelly stronger/more resistant to ANYTHING that harmed him in the first place AND I CAN NOT have my powers sealed/stolen/ect along side but reality warp IMMUNE. so
Web Head: …well I need to ask OAA first before I can say yes
Web Head: he said yes but only Wolf Spider need to die. Everyone else can’t die and needs to look like a inter dimensional bounty hunter is after him… just so the Squadron takes some serious pr damage
Ace : dude , i'm fist and foremost a JUMPER , a being who travels from Dimension to Dimension to find something to "play" with , i think that if i just open up a GIANT portal in the middle of the sky in New York , Looking like a humanoid monster (https://fictionhorizon.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Doomsday900.jpg) saying that i'm here to KILL Wolf Spider and everyone else in my way wil "die" , it's gonna be perfect as is , no ?
Web Head: Exactly! He’s basically telling me no!
Ace : Wait , i lost you , who's saying "no" to what now ?
Web Head: The One Above All. He said you can only help if you can handle only Wolf Spider and NOT harm any civilians
easy pessie , thanks to "World Of Cardboard" or/and my "reality marble"(which is a transport rey of a galaxy) they're will be absolutelly no problem
Web Head: And you’ll only unalive Wolf Spider?
Ace : of course and worst case scenario i can just revive the one(s) that i accidentelly killed. So , as Dante would say , Let's get this party started !
Alright , beated the sh!t out of every single one of them except Wolf Spider , who's fate we AREN'T going to talk about but you guys can be ABSOLUTELLY certain that you'll never heard from him again , cya later 'lil spider.
Web Head: Good luck
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Do want me to lend you a weapon that can destroy the world if you like
Web Head: No thanks we’ll figure something out. I am open to suggestions though
Then how about a katana that cut the enemy power but his body it is temporary and if you cut your enemy power to a normal human level it take a full week to regain his full power would you like one
Web Head: you cut his head he dies… deal!
Web Head: Don’t worry about it. Besides I have already planned on how to justify it
You don't cut his Physical body you cut his power so you don't have to worry about hurting him
Web Head: oh… EVEN BETTER!!!
So do want one ???
Both: Yes please
Sure here you go
Also it can change form when not in used to a dragon bracelet
Web Head: Thanks we’ll give them back once we’re done
Morgan: I mean… look I’m in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, and maybe I’m to used to dealing with the more self serving but… okay, how good if any is his regeneration?
I used to be a, well not hero, but an officer of the law in a place called San Futuro. Absolute shit hold and super gangers everywhere. My go to strategy was permanent crippling and draining them of enough blood to knock them out cold.
Otherwise, cut and run and stick to vigilante work. Better off the grid than being on the same team as some sort of antagonistic assimilator and Night Hawk.
Do me a favor and bring Gotham’s Cauldron district cause I swear I’ve heard of this guy before.
Web Head: Wolf Spider’s healing factor isn’t that impressive.
Navajo : " when talking isn't an option, which seems to be your case here, I generally go for some punches. Don't know why, but it works. Wanna try ? "
(Context : beside his overwhelmingly ridiculous powerlevel, Navajo has quite the number of perks like " punching the other's trauma away" or "defeat inspire a redemption". So yeah, for him punching generally IS viable as a default solution.)
Web Head: Oh I’m gonna try
Malael: honestly how bad could this be. I’ve dealt with worse. Like that time the Batman who laughs got ahold of the hell bat and armor not very fun. So what’s the plan of attack.
Web Head: thanks to some helpful people here. I am going to lure him into a trap. Get him separated from the others and civilians. He has obtained some cosmic powers so I am going Phoenix Force on him just in case. When he’s weak enough I will use the power weakening katana I was given to try and weaken him. But if he’s too much or too smart I’ll just let Ace handle him! Deku will be with me for this!
Deku: WISH US LUCK!!