When Jumper forgets they are in an OOC alt-form
By - what__this
Current Jumper: The swarm of spiders crawling beneath my skin isn't **that** obvious!
Don't worry, you all look nice and chitinous. Really brings out the colour of all those fangs.
\*eyes go wide\* "I was in full spider form? Ooops..." \*shifts from the form of a giant spider filled with smaller spiders into a human shape... though the occasional movement of small spiders under the skin of his face is still visible\* "Much better." \*close inspection would show a spider spinning a web in his mouth\*
The best tactic to filter out fake friends: giant spider form.
You'd think so, but witches love giant spiders. ~~At least when a perk makes scariness add to your attractiveness with occult/morbid/diabolic beings and those who are fascinated with such things.~~ (I haven't actually finalized the build to decide whether to go 'zombie spiders and attaching other people's body parts' or 'Witch's best friend+teleporting behind people who ask who's there')
Some times you get a little confused with which jumps mermaids exists and which don't. Then you end up starting all sorts of rumours about you.
Eventually the local teens and their talking dog have your number on speed dial just to know if you were messing with them again. Because really, they have a genuine Sasquatch-dressed Lumberjack to chase down, not go messing with your mermaid make-believe mess all over again.
Understandable, the mess that is most worlds myths can be confusing.
Some jumps have worlds that seem to/and do care more about the environment and you can't help but want to dive right in and explore a clean area
Mark: DID THE GLAMOUR GET TURNED OFF?! Because if it did I am so sorry
If you're having trouble with glamour, why not switch to Absolut shapeshifting? Can only recommend.
Mark: I would but the other said no
Elvin: He is not responsible enough with that type of ability or spell yet. Neither is Mathew
Mathew: You turn into a dinosaur once and its a big problem
Xander: YOU BIT OFF MAN'S HEAD!
Mathew: He was criminal
Fenris: In broad daylight?
Mathew: Fair enough
Set an example, discourage future criminal activity. It's like a damocles dinosaur.
Elvin: Please don't give our mad scientist child any ideas or the energetic child any excuses to learn said abilities.
Potion of damocles dinosaur?
Elvin:....Uh \*Looks at the other older members\*
Fenris: Seems okay
Xander: Fine...BUT ONLY TO DISCOURAGE FUTURE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY
Mathew: You will not regret it
Glad you guys are having fun. Feel free to keep me updated on that potion though, I'm honestly pretty interested in the effects.