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Why does the Mexican take Xanax?

Why does the Mexican take Xanax?

7uring7es7

Did you hear about the Mexican escape artist? He was up on stage and counted uno, dos and poof he disappeared with out a tres.


StatuaryPolygene75

Jajjajajajaja


snowace56

This made me laugh harder than the joke


bullmoneyhoney

I once dated a girl that texted like this so I always called her “Joe”


sly_guy73

Joe Mamacita


Thor010

Man... you have a problem there 😂


bulldogs1974

Latino laughter.


bigpeeler

I si what you did there.


SnooPineapples4770

Lol I needed this chuckle


Outside_Tradition972

His doctor advised him to only take Juan at a time


Thor010

*Take two Juans at a time, Miss!*


gamingfreak207

r/cursedcomments


halfwit_genius

Tres Juans if you can.


bryman19

Before the Juan on Juan basketball tournament


sewankambo

I thought 2 was the proper dos?


MadeUpAnimal

Once you know Juan you know Jamal


Boscowodie

Juan before bed and Juan upon awakening.


ReggieCarterNSFW

We were okay with just Juan of these jokes


AquaTiger67

How many Mexicans does it take to... Oh look thier done.


mkemadmen

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila


pm_favorite_boobs

Tequila? I hardly know her!


ConsiderationFalse88

At least buy her a drink first lol


djblack555

Was she shot?


halfwit_genius

No. Buried in a water tank.


fistfullofpubes

What's in the weather in Mexico? Chili today, hot Tamale


LoneStarMurican

Ok, we're gonna have to cancel all of y'all now...


invertedparadX

corny ass funny ass stupid ass take this upvote looking ass 😅


CarsReallySuck

The Mexican???


if_lol_then_upvote

Yeah. Brad Pitt.


mayanhawaiian

El camino!


AdUnited1995

El mariachi


SainT462

El Fenix has good enchiladas


weykewl

El kabong


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AstroCatTBC

I was wondering about this. Looks like people prefer a non-political joke to a political one. Seems reasonable.


PatchThePiracy

This joke is older than the crust in Biden’s underwear.


DropKnowledge69

Or the crust in Trump's panties.


RDtrumpet

Or the crust in Stormy Daniels' panties.


DropKnowledge69

Oooof ... that too. Ughhhh


Sk-yline1

Well I guess it’s more effective than Vicks VapoRub


meeyeam

And I thought it was because they saw 2 taco cats. One taco cat going forward, one taco cat going backwards.


Pharmd109

This is one of my favorite Pharmacist Dad Jokes


maybach320

I laughed harder than was PC approved


TheLazySwayze

Being controlled by a human


plentyoftimetodie

Arriba!


justandswift

Jose can you see


MYKCARR

I want to a boxing match where Jose was fighting Jose and Jose win’s the match


geminirich

Repeat Repeat Repeat


Leninstillalive

Thats why Trump decided to build wall, he try to escaped mental problem. But it doesn't help


janerob1

Cause your mama makes want to fuck her and she so ugly


scorpninj

Omg you guys😝😝🤣🤣🤣