My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex
By - TheGertruder
After I read this the punchline I had in my head was
"He calls them all the time"
That's good too
Don’t tick those dogs off. Things could get out of hand. Those dogs band together.
Agreed. Ticks on a dog are never a good idea. Especially not on the face. They really tend to clasp on. Really winds them up.
(BTW love the watch puns)
One of them is a minute-ture Doberman. I don’t know about the second one.
It's never a good idea to get Dobermans all wound up.
It really grinds their gears
What has 4 legs and ticks?
A siamese suicide bomber...
Dude, that is fucking *dark*. I love it.
Thanks, I guess...?
I admit I chuckled as I wrote it..
A fucking table clock
They take a tickin’ and keep on lickin’.
Don't call the third one Casio if you like your garden... Cos he'll Dig it all...
Rolex won first in show at Westminster. We rescued Timex from John Cameron Swayze. He's been in the washer, run over by a swamp buggy and outboard motor.
These jokes are starting top tick me off!
That's how he fucked time
Or maybe that's how dark on Netflix was created
I hate that I chuckled at this one.
It’s joke like these, that really tick me off.
This joke is like my belt with a watch on it: at first it seemed like a good idea but turned out to be a huge waste of time.
I can take a guess on which one has a pedigree vs the one that was adopted.
They will bite your ass in a second
Under the new rules, this joke wouldn’t be allowed, but we can use a grandfather clause.
My dogs are Calvin and Klein. They're boxers.
Where is this? I wanna try it.
Rolex never licks his ball. Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
I hate this fucking subreddit
One gets himself all riled up. He’s a self winder.
Timex has an inferiority complex
Rolex cost 1000 times more than Timex.
Timex rolled 1000 times more than Rolex.
(Edit: So STUPID)
Seriously? That doesn't even make sense.
I thought it was going to be a Rolodex joke. I now feel old.
This needs to be on r/dadjokes
lol no joke, my first dog's name was Rolex... my sis's first dog (they were sisters) was Seiko.
Good puppers, the both of them \^\_\^
When they bite someone he can say they’re victims of bad timing.
Do they keep watch?
My uncle has a durex
It's a shame your dad didn't.
He had Trojan instead
One has ticks, the other never does.
Actually LOL’d to this one. Thanks!
R/dadjokes never get old
Both dogs are cleaned regularly, but despite how frequently Timex self grooms, it is still pestered by parasitic insects in the warmer months. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
We once had 2 Rottweilers named Ticka & Tock. For real!
Idk, but for some reason, I kept thinking "time is running out"
Reminds me of the scene in planes trains and automobiles where they get a room at the hotel.
Both watch dogs !
The sun even shines on a dogs ass twice a day
This sub is really strange, sometimes newer jokes are called out for being reposts and sometimes fossilized jokes like these gets lots of upvotes.