Get the lube out

You'll probably get a backache.

Make melonade dummy

I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!

Still makes Melonade.

A career as a porn star?

Open a OnlyFans account

If life gives you lemons, a simple surgery can give you melons.

Life didn’t give me melons bad diets and lack of exercise did and as a guy I accept that.

Motorboat them!

Squeeze them