No idea where the fuck I was going with this.
By - Bearded_Devildog
Mods, make this the banner pic
where are the mods when we need them
They're at their Rogan shrines duh
Sleeping, as is tradition.
You don't sleep you don't grow, GAINZ.
Pfffffff, Alpha Brain and stem cell therapy are enough.
Don't forget DMT, have you tried it?
A buddy of mine did.
Wow. That's crazy.
That’s so strange
Did you see the elves? Jamie, pull that up.
Probably writing stern letters to spotify
I never really thought Joe looked his age till I saw them nipples
You can accurately age a Rogan by cutting down his nipple and counting the rings
Nipples are creepy as fuck… never believed in the Illuminati until now
Pull that shit up Jaime
You need another smaller Joe rogan interviewer for split Rogan there.
I think most of these are lame, but the splits on the nips got me good. Might be graveyard shift brain, but I appreciated the laugh
They’re almost all bad, but this one has a certain je ne sais quoi
It’s what the French call a certain…. I do not know what
*Joe ne sais quoi
Definitely. I can’t stop looking at it…
I can’t stop looking at his nipples either, I think I’m getting aroused.
Haha like a bug flying towards the light…
It def has a je ne sais quoi
I dont even know what that means.
Its french for "a certain something that I can't quite put into words"... That's more or less the meaning but I don't know the direct translation.
“I don’t know what”, literally
Oh GOD I didn't even realize those were nipples
You can never unsee
I mean he has to answer for all of this shit.
My man's nipples look like sundials
Like those pencil erasers
Edit- Thanks for the gold stranger, definitely didn't expect it for pencil nipples comment
*T I C O N D E R O G A*
Lmao dead on
Or those Mike and Ike candies
What time is it?
It's like a never-disapearing tic tac to suck
Good job, didn’t think the original couldn’t get much more creepier
That’s exactly where you were supposed to go with this
[Can You Spot The Difference](https://imgur.com/a/A6EukE4)
Lmfao! That is great
Does Rogan really have soggy tic-tac nipples?
They *have* been spotted off the California coast
Confirmed by Commander Freiver.
Come Fly The Friendly Tic Tac.
His last studio, the "red pill", was actually the inside of his own nipple this whole time
Looks like cold water, definitely his T.H.O.
Only when placed in water**
Those nipples… what is going on with them? Are huge long nipples like that normal? Been to the beach and to pool parties many times and not that I’m looking, but I’ve never seen weird nipples on a man like that before. I’ve seen long nipples like that on a woman before but not a man.
My dad had nips like that lol
Send pix plz
I thought it was edited
You can go to your room after this abomination lol
This is amazing, I wish he could see this😂
Picture says it all
Splits on the nips. Instant classic
I for one think you nailed it.
E: 100% those aren't nipples any longer they're Onnit taps.
[Have you ever tried DMT?](https://i.imgur.com/ZI40qv1.png)
Why did i laugh so hard
This is art
With only 1 Joe, we can conquer Greece. With 2 Joe’s, we can conquer Turkey. But with 3 Joe’s, we can conquer the known world.
But you sure arrived there.
You were going into hypothermia. That's where you were going lol. I am a paramedic and the symptoms you describe are early to moderate hypothermia. Strong work man!
Nipple splits. Love it
Only just saw this! Lol what an Easter Egg!
I can dig it.
The nipple splits are great.
Hang it in the Louvre
Anyone got the cutout of joe with the mic?
You mean png? Yeh I made it.
[Here you go](http://imgur.com/gallery/ioSC7zD)
You're going places with this.
Too bad someone will steal it and make it their own.
Pure Art, Jamie google Austist Artist
Hey that's me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cold ain’t not game but is the best shit for the immune system
He used to be so cute when he was younger but now he looks like Vigo the Carpathian at full bloated rage mode.
Bro where do you get your DMT?
From you Juan.
I upvoted because it's a shirtless picture of Joe Rogan
Not sure where you were going but you didn’t go far enough
Why is Rogan releasing these pictures? He sees desperate to impress somebody, though who would be impressed is anybody's guess.
You a immortal like matees for sure
It doesn't matter this is a work of art.
If it splits, Joe fits.
If it nips it splits
We can go bigger
This keeps getting better
But why does Joe Rogan look like an in shape Matt Serra now
Doesn't matter. You got there.
I wanna bite em off
I love it.
Hopefully to the front page. The splits on those overly erect nipples is perfect.
Dat face with him in the tub, you wake with that inches from yours, right as his jizz erupts into your face, and you feel the warm thumps as he unloads his bowels on your legs.
No wonder he was never shirtless in News Radio and being the tough guy. Those pokers are longer then most child’s fingers.
I hate nipples, I really do
I want to wallpaper my Bathroom with this
you got there
His determination to know if this is aliens or not is worth a screensaver
Wherever the DMT takes you
The feet on the nipples…
I still can’t get over those nips…
Damn, them some strong ass nipples.
The ol' ambien fever dream
Going to heaven
To the moon
It’s okay. Fever dream representations are welcome
What is the captain, though? What is Joe asking Joe about what Joe is doing to his nipples?
Is this a scene from Dune?
Damn. Nice diamond cutters there lol
This is radiating too much chaotic energy
That look says "This shit is freezing but I'm being watched so I'm tough. But goodness my balls are in my throat."
THATS WILD!! WILD!
It was perfect!
All I see is the word “moist”
It checks out. Well played
"Ok Joe, so how is the DMT?"
Are his nipples like that from years of TRT? They are crazy 😳
I would like to know the strains of cheeba it took to get you here too.....
I needed this
Man i wish rogan sees this
I can tell you exactly where you're headed. To the TOP you absolute GENIUS
you guys just keep finding the weirdest shit and then make it even weirder.
step 1 - find weird shit
step 2 - make it weirder
step 3 - profit?
When the acid kicks in and you have JRE playing in the background.
Joe always gets the interview
Nips looking like skin tags
It's a masterpiece
I'm not saying this just to rip on Joe. Like I think he's getting unfairly criticized for his interview with Conor. I mean, the memes are hilarious, but I get it. But anyway, I've noticed he takes and releases some really weird pictures. Like this one. And they didn't make sense to me until I read the gossip, speculation that he was pretty gay in his early 20's in Boston. Like I can see gay dudes releasing pics like this. Anyway, cool photoshop.
I’ve been so focused on the face that I didn’t even clock them twiglets coming out of his chest
This the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day
[My reaction in summation](https://youtu.be/0lu5pk42paA?t=6)
Don’t shit in the tub!
My stomach is full
Wtf is wrong with his nipples lmao
We need one more hunting joe in the back ready to hit with an arrow.
That’s enough internet for the day.
Ok, this wins for now. You had me belly laughing. This is what I love about the internet!
This is pure gold
Projection is so laden with emotion that it is beyond a man s moral capacity to acknowledge, the unknown part of the ‘I’ is not just invisible but gains autonomy and the projector seems to be obsessed by his shadow projection , for the objective observer this looks like auto eroticism orextreme self confidence. Jung, maybe, probably? Dunno hehe
I'll tell you. A grown right winger trying to prove to himself and his abusive dad that he is tough. Not like "pussy" lefists.
But he’s self admitted to be left leaning, and liberal on social issues…
No I usually make something good but since I enjoy random people on the internet to think for me I was waiting for someone like you to come along do the work. My plan worked out...
Imagine having this much time on your hands lol
Why is Joe Rogan such a fucking creep. He’s disgusting.