T O P

No idea where the fuck I was going with this.

No idea where the fuck I was going with this.

snoogins355

Mods, make this the banner pic


Teemrap

where are the mods when we need them


golighter144

They're at their Rogan shrines duh


BCJunglist

Sleeping, as is tradition.


Jerbergeron

You don't sleep you don't grow, GAINZ.


Milkylangelo

Pfffffff, Alpha Brain and stem cell therapy are enough.


Jerbergeron

Don't forget DMT, have you tried it?


Milkylangelo

A buddy of mine did.


Jerbergeron

Wow. That's crazy.


maxado

That’s so strange


Jerbergeron

Did you see the elves? Jamie, pull that up.


snoogins355

Probably writing stern letters to spotify


TamAl_Thor

I never really thought Joe looked his age till I saw them nipples


electricvelvet

You can accurately age a Rogan by cutting down his nipple and counting the rings


HamiltonianCavalier

Fucking gold.


skottdam

Nipples are creepy as fuck… never believed in the Illuminati until now


crakings

Pull that shit up Jaime


Council_Of_Minds

You need another smaller Joe rogan interviewer for split Rogan there.


NastyNathaniel

I think most of these are lame, but the splits on the nips got me good. Might be graveyard shift brain, but I appreciated the laugh


bdbru2

100%. They’re almost all bad, but this one has a certain je ne sais quoi


STANAGs

It’s what the French call a certain…. I do not know what


thatgirlnicola

Mojo? Mojo.


Trentacles-_-

*Joe ne sais quoi


NastyNathaniel

Definitely. I can’t stop looking at it…


mdoverl

I can’t stop looking at his nipples either, I think I’m getting aroused.


NastyNathaniel

Haha like a bug flying towards the light…


Turanka

It def has a je ne sais quoi


tittybop

I dont even know what that means.


BCJunglist

Its french for "a certain something that I can't quite put into words"... That's more or less the meaning but I don't know the direct translation.


2TallDachshund

“I don’t know what”, literally


fuuckimlate

Oh GOD I didn't even realize those were nipples


NastyNathaniel

You can never unsee


PracticalCommittee98

I mean he has to answer for all of this shit.


BadassSasquatch

My man's nipples look like sundials


rpguy04

Like those pencil erasers Edit- Thanks for the gold stranger, definitely didn't expect it for pencil nipples comment


MrMango34

*T I C O N D E R O G A*


Duke0fWellington

Lmao dead on


TamAl_Thor

Or those Mike and Ike candies


HumidNebula

What time is it?


Real_Vents

It's like a never-disapearing tic tac to suck


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WagonBurning

Good job, didn’t think the original couldn’t get much more creepier


fistofbruce

That’s exactly where you were supposed to go with this


YoMomsHubby

[Can You Spot The Difference](https://imgur.com/a/A6EukE4)


Bearded_Devildog

Lmfao! That is great


underthegod

Does Rogan really have soggy tic-tac nipples?


Spats_McGee

They *have* been spotted off the California coast


Xstar25

Confirmed by Commander Freiver.


YoMomsHubby

Come Fly The Friendly Tic Tac.


howismyspelling

His last studio, the "red pill", was actually the inside of his own nipple this whole time


Spore2012

Looks like cold water, definitely his T.H.O.


RATasticRat

Only when placed in water**


Any-Double857

Those nipples… what is going on with them? Are huge long nipples like that normal? Been to the beach and to pool parties many times and not that I’m looking, but I’ve never seen weird nipples on a man like that before. I’ve seen long nipples like that on a woman before but not a man.


MrDankyStanky

My dad had nips like that lol


maggot_flavored

Send pix plz


snavsnavsnav

Lmao


Zombi3Kush

I thought it was edited


ZenWuu44

You can go to your room after this abomination lol


gucciwalmart

This is amazing, I wish he could see this😂


mcmclane

Picture says it all


ELMushman

Splits on the nips. Instant classic


Dat_Harass

I for one think you nailed it. E: 100% those aren't nipples any longer they're Onnit taps.


JanusDuo

/r/angryupvote


kennytucson

Cringe


mossyskeleton

[Have you ever tried DMT?](https://i.imgur.com/ZI40qv1.png)


mikehewtln

Why did i laugh so hard


Sinnuhfile

This is art


JayNsilentBoom

With only 1 Joe, we can conquer Greece. With 2 Joe’s, we can conquer Turkey. But with 3 Joe’s, we can conquer the known world.


RabiSzlomo

But you sure arrived there.


hooyahemt

You were going into hypothermia. That's where you were going lol. I am a paramedic and the symptoms you describe are early to moderate hypothermia. Strong work man!


Awehbra

Nipple splits. Love it


just-me-uk

Only just saw this! Lol what an Easter Egg!


SeaLass34

I can dig it.


okcboomer87

The nipple splits are great.


dongmaster34

Hang it in the Louvre


Dabstardly

Instant classic


sn0rlaxative

Anyone got the cutout of joe with the mic?


Bearded_Devildog

You mean png? Yeh I made it. [Here you go](http://imgur.com/gallery/ioSC7zD)


sn0rlaxative

Thanks!


Ziegejunge

Places. You're going places with this.


Bearded_Devildog

Too bad someone will steal it and make it their own.


bridgenine

Pure Art, Jamie google Austist Artist


Bearded_Devildog

Hey that's me


WesBrown911

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cold ain’t not game but is the best shit for the immune system


Lolnasty

He used to be so cute when he was younger but now he looks like Vigo the Carpathian at full bloated rage mode.


JuanLowTechie

Bro where do you get your DMT?


Bearded_Devildog

From you Juan.


tehngand

I upvoted because it's a shirtless picture of Joe Rogan


StockJonesJR

Not sure where you were going but you didn’t go far enough


corpus-luteum

Why is Rogan releasing these pictures? He sees desperate to impress somebody, though who would be impressed is anybody's guess.


Kyzyl-the-Panda

🤣😂🤣


SixthLegionVI

Drugs


Badpennylane

You a immortal like matees for sure


pruttphilip

It doesn't matter this is a work of art.


artfulpain

If it splits, Joe fits.


Tech_Knyte83

It’s perfect.


rpguy04

If it nips it splits


bikinimonday

We can go bigger


Mn0x1d3

This keeps getting better


mavywillow

But why does Joe Rogan look like an in shape Matt Serra now


leastlikelyllama

Doesn't matter. You got there.


Emaculates

I wanna bite em off


Drains_1

I love it.


Unnecessary-Spaces

Hopefully to the front page. The splits on those overly erect nipples is perfect.


Shitsonallthings

Dat face with him in the tub, you wake with that inches from yours, right as his jizz erupts into your face, and you feel the warm thumps as he unloads his bowels on your legs.


moreflywheels

No wonder he was never shirtless in News Radio and being the tough guy. Those pokers are longer then most child’s fingers.


mrheydu

I hate nipples, I really do


xonigx

Dmt


just-me-uk

I want to wallpaper my Bathroom with this


goochstein

you got there


keepitsqueeky

His determination to know if this is aliens or not is worth a screensaver


chop_pooey

Wherever the DMT takes you


philbo-snackins

The feet on the nipples…


simian_ninja

I still can’t get over those nips…


Fptmike

Damn, them some strong ass nipples.


skiex0rz

The ol' ambien fever dream


nxastro

Going to heaven


SilverIcon2000

To the moon


Stereotypical-tag

It’s okay. Fever dream representations are welcome


SpideyBD

What is the captain, though? What is Joe asking Joe about what Joe is doing to his nipples?


knmens

Is this a scene from Dune?


knmens

The Baron!


onederful

Damn. Nice diamond cutters there lol 💎 💎


CommanderBeary

This is radiating too much chaotic energy


Jerbergeron

That look says "This shit is freezing but I'm being watched so I'm tough. But goodness my balls are in my throat."


LukeBoomBap

THATS WILD!! WILD!


Scoobydoodle88

It was perfect!


PickledYetti

All I see is the word “moist”


confuseum

Keep adding


ConorTheCreator

Beautiful champ


techblaw

It checks out. Well played


Qc_ape

"Ok Joe, so how is the DMT?"


Typical-Plan-7896

Are his nipples like that from years of TRT? They are crazy 😳


momsaurusrex

😱😱😱🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


gramb0420

I would like to know the strains of cheeba it took to get you here too.....


wattybanker

I needed this


alienbooi

Super spreader!!!


kirmm3la

Man i wish rogan sees this


SilverVermicelli80

I can tell you exactly where you're headed. To the TOP you absolute GENIUS


RealisticIllusions82

Amazing


Candyvanmanstan

r/bakedart


maciek-0

This is art


revmachine21

you guys just keep finding the weirdest shit and then make it even weirder. step 1 - find weird shit step 2 - make it weirder step 3 - profit?


Earthbeing91

When the acid kicks in and you have JRE playing in the background.


retiringvirus

Joe always gets the interview


ELMushman

Nips looking like skin tags


lego_vader

It's a masterpiece


2ND_Dinner

I'm not saying this just to rip on Joe. Like I think he's getting unfairly criticized for his interview with Conor. I mean, the memes are hilarious, but I get it. But anyway, I've noticed he takes and releases some really weird pictures. Like this one. And they didn't make sense to me until I read the gossip, speculation that he was pretty gay in his early 20's in Boston. Like I can see gay dudes releasing pics like this. Anyway, cool photoshop.


bailey4285

I’ve been so focused on the face that I didn’t even clock them twiglets coming out of his chest


chiefdurbs21

This the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day


Mvrvolo

[My reaction in summation](https://youtu.be/0lu5pk42paA?t=6)


felder7ashes

Don’t shit in the tub!


ScaredSweet8

My stomach is full


Mexguit

Wtf is wrong with his nipples lmao


kylejay915

We need one more hunting joe in the back ready to hit with an arrow.


lospolloss

That’s enough internet for the day.


Elevate82

Ok, this wins for now. You had me belly laughing. This is what I love about the internet!


Rokken_Roll

This is pure gold


Mdayzhalalayma

Projection is so laden with emotion that it is beyond a man s moral capacity to acknowledge, the unknown part of the ‘I’ is not just invisible but gains autonomy and the projector seems to be obsessed by his shadow projection , for the objective observer this looks like auto eroticism orextreme self confidence. Jung, maybe, probably? Dunno hehe


StMordi

I'll tell you. A grown right winger trying to prove to himself and his abusive dad that he is tough. Not like "pussy" lefists.


AyeiTzSteezy

But he’s self admitted to be left leaning, and liberal on social issues…


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Bearded_Devildog

No I usually make something good but since I enjoy random people on the internet to think for me I was waiting for someone like you to come along do the work. My plan worked out...


Kettylee12

Imagine having this much time on your hands lol


SkiiiiiipoTheDripo

Why is Joe Rogan such a fucking creep. He’s disgusting.