#1647 - Dave Chappelle - The Joe Rogan Experience
By - chefanubis
Dave Chappelle said he bought weed off of Idris Elba when he was a security guard.
Dave is literally the best guest ever lol
Ah yes, Stringer.
I’m watching The Wire right now, he’s hands down the best character on the show.
Russell 'Stringer' Bell: Motherfucker, what is that?
Sean 'Shamrock' McGinty: Robert Rules say we gotta have minutes for a meeting, right? These the minutes.
Russell 'Stringer' Bell: N*****, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
Y’all n***** is giving me way too many 40 degree days. What the fuck!?
and Joe just derailed that story lol to say the same idris elba story the world has heard 100000 times
Thanks for mentioning Idris Elba did Muay Thai Joe, not like you mention every fucking time Idris Elba comes up. Lmao
and Joe just derailed that story lol to say the same [insert literally anything] story the world has heard 100000 times
I haven't listened yet, but hmm derailing instead of asking further questions about the story? Sounds like the podcast lately, ngl.
But he's a legit kickboxer.
Trains and everything.
How you doing fingers! Fuckin hilarious , Chapelle the OG
For the longest time I thought Jamie was like a 28 year old
well he was...about 14 years ago
That hits hard. Goddamn.
Young Jamie looking like Grandpa Jamie
You got some great New York Booobs
I don't hate Rawlings but I'm glad he's not here. Oh man.
3 hours!!! Happy!
After that diva shit he pulled on Kill Tony a few weeks ago I’m happy just to not see him at all. I’m sure this ep will be so much better without “AHHHH SON SON SON” every five fucking seconds.
Some dude in a previous episode of kill Tony when they went on tour was awarded a golden ticket, meaning he can go to any kill Tony and have a 1 minute set.
So he flew all the way to Austin just to perform a set on Kill Tony, and donnell happened to be the guest. Donnell wouldn’t stfu and even started talking shit to the guy. The guy wasn’t having it and torched Donnell.
The gist of it was that chappelle bought his shit and he ruined the RZA episode. Donnell loses it and tries to explain why he was even on the episode with RZA to begin with. He gets a mic and goes to the center of the stage and pretty much takes over the Golden ticket guys post-set time.
Redban and Tony are fkn around with the soundboard and Donnell finally ends his pointless story, but then immediately starts saying to the golden ticket guy won’t make it because people laugh at him and not with him. Someone in the audience heckles, “say I’m rich bitch” and the crowd all laughs.
A now deflated Donnell is repeatedly told by golden ticket guy he just wants to have fun. The audience now turns on Donnell. So he goes and sits back down. Golden ticket guy leaves, Donnell signals to someone in the crowd it’s time to leave, and then tells Tony “don’t let these Ns play with me”. Few seconds later he says he’s going to the bathroom and ditches the show.
Never seen a more insecure bitch on Kill Tony
Where the video?
The Golden Ticket dude gets introduced at 1 hour, 30 seconds
This interaction probably gave the other comedian more of a spotlight cause his jokes were so-so.
Donnell is so disrespectful. "You travelled for a minute". Yeah and you travel because of Chappelle.
It sounded like they were riffing and having fun until the moment /u/PianoTrumpetMax talks about in the comment above yours where Donnell starts talking about "I'm just hear for a real mothafucka" and you can tell his feelings are hurt for some reason.
Funny segment, though. Sad Donnell's drunk ass got butthurt. Happens to the best of us sometimes.
Donnell just kept repeating the same nonsensical shit of "I'm just here for a real motha fucka"
sounding like every drunk asshole I've ever dealt with who just won't shut the fuck up and let you get a word in edge wise
I watched for a while before I realized That's Brian?
Yep he's a thickboy now
Oh my god. Seeing that big dude made me think about Patrice. Imagine Donnel trying his wack "you're fat" on a guy with Patrice charisma and wit. He wouldn't survive the ordeal. R.I.P. to the GOAT.
It would be like a boxercise guy shoving Tyson Fury.
Fuck I miss Patrice.
Shit, that’s not cool at all, I felt sorry for him.
I’m glad that Redban invited him for opening his gig.
He did the same shit when he was on before and David Lucas came out. Wouldn’t shut up and didn’t give the poor guy a chance to say anything. He’s a drama queen.
Dude called Donnell a juvenile delinquent 😭😭😭😭
Fuck Donnell Rawlings. He sucks on skanks too.
Imagine if someone made a meme out of that video lol. The irony would be hilarious since Donnell always says that becoming a meme is the worst thing.
Charlemagne tha God actually made an edit of the video putting his face in the comedian's face. It's pretty funny if you are aware of the petty "beef" Charla and Donnell have going on
Geez I heard about this on brilliant idiots but didn't watch it till now. That 2nd JRE with Donnell on it, he seemed like a real bitch. And I can't stand it when people always act indignant. That guy really got under his skin and its a beautiful thing to see some people fall apart like that. You know when people go explaining a whole ass story like that that they're feeling some type of way about it.
This the most savage video I watched in while. Damn this is CRAZY. I’m embarrassed, amused and shocked. 😆😆😆😆😆
Thanks for that breakdown, I watched the episode right after it came out and still didn't really understand why he left
A comedian who toasted donnell and he got butt hurt and walked off.
Yo everytime Donnell goes live on Instagram I always and repeatedly tell him to invite Aloe Mean, on to make up. Always and repeatedly. Yesterday i did it only a few times then had to go cause who really watches Donnell live. Well that muthafucka invited me to chat yesterday and i missed it cause i dont get notifications on my phone.
[Donnell invite ](http://imgur.com/gallery/damnyRS)
We need “Snyder Cut” on JRE with Rza.
I was so happy to hear his voice and stories and pissed of at the same time
Couldn't stop cringing when Rawlings started singing in the last pod lmao
Disagree. I fucking hate Rawlings. He ruined Dave AND more importantly RZA. Fuck him.
I forgot the RZA interview. The RZA was legitimately dropping knowledge and Rawlings kept interrupting him. The YouTube comments wanted the RZA back by himself. That one hurt me more than the Chapelle one. meh lol. Hopefully it happens
Went to go try and watch it and it's not on Spotify :[
That time he was on here when Dave dropped in at the end. Man I didn't even really know who Donnell was, but he was so cringey all the way through, basically because he couldn't handle his weed.
He was super baked, and then when Dave came in he wouldn't shut up cos of his fragile ego. Started singing and trying to get a word in the whole time, then got the munchies and started insisting they go get food in the middle of the conversation. Fucking pathetic. I'm sure he's a good comedian, whatever, but the guy sure seemed like a loser on that episode.
He really kind of ruined the last one with dave
Second that, nothing against the guy but Ashy Larry fucking ruined the RZA episode
The comments were right though. Rawlings SHOULD read them.
Fun for Joe maybe but annoying for us.
Joe: "Buffalo Trace whiskey is the shit! The company's been around since 1773"
Chappelle: "Mm... tastes like slavery."
I'm glad this man exists.
“I just like that it’s older than America”
Dude, the ads injected into the podcast have been so fucking lame lol. He did it in another episode...”I think...it’s really cool that...you know...they’ve been around since the 1700s” or something like that.
Really man? Jesus
Shut up ! You're just mad that this whiskey is older than America, and you're not
Can't wait for next week when Joe brings 400BC snake wine for all his guests
But is it really that long? 300 years is nothing man! It was so recent. SO RECENT. The universe has been around for BILLIONS of years. Give me a whiskey that has been around longer than planet earth and I'll be impressed.
Those stupid dinosaurs, how could they not figure out the art of distilling whiskey.
Honestly, they deserved what they got.
Remember Heineken zero? Lol
The worst was advertising mcdonalds filet o fish tho.. Rogan really is shameless
Yea that was weird. I feel like he used to shit on McDonalds too
Or "Some people like Android phones. Smasung has a new one coming out, the S21?? I don't know, I hear it's crazy good".
A few episodes in a row.
He got guests to drink the Heineken zero too. Do you think he asks them prior to accept the drink or do they just go along with it to be polite?
He used to shit all over people interrupting the pod with ads now he’s dropping bullshit in like it’s not paid for advertising. It’s crazy how far it’s come from 2014.
Plus the fact that there’s still a thousand fucking ads in the beginning.
The Pocketcast app was great for this podcast. Let's set JRE to play at 7min in and it was just about perfect every time.
Fun fact: You can still get Rogan on pocket casts by using Spotifeed.
Imagine how many people just realized it was an ad because you pointed it out.
But muh Traeger
Quick question: if you just cashed a $100M check do you still need ads in your podcast? Or do those go to Spotify to help pay his gargantuan salary?
Probably a little of column A and column B. I’m sure they use it to pay his salary and if he was smart, he negotiated a chunk of whatever ads get played that are independent of the ads he reads.
The only podcast I have ever listened to where the ads actually work with the show is CumTown.
What's cumtown? A pod cast? Scared to google
It is, it’s New York comedian Nick Mullen, his fat friend, and a bug. It’s a podcast about friendship and being gay.
Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber you go and do a thing like this... and totally redeem yourself!
*casually refreshes reddit*
Downloaded before it’s taken down. Thanks dude!
Edit: The MAN shut him down🤬
It's happening! Everybody stay calm!!
STAY FUCKING CALM
Dave: (Speaking about meeting Elon years ago) And he said to me "You know, I met you years ago" and I said "I don't remember"....and it seemed like he was hurt.
Reminds me of when Elon asked Joe if he had seen footage of the SpaceX rocket landing back on earth and Joe said "no" and the look of Elon's face after that.
Elon tries his best, one of the richest men in the world, still forgotten by people he likes...
Young Jamie must henceforth be known as Fingers
Poor Jamie’s wanted this guest probably his whole life and 15 seconds in he’s dubbed fingers
He actually calls him Fingers during his appearance with Donnell, but it flew under the radar lol
Aka fingers lol
So casually refers to him as fingaz
“Our personalities get Yelped.”
Dave sums up 100s of hours of Joe’s anti-outrage culture ranting in a line.
That's why Dave Chapelle is known for being a comedian.
andrew schulz is gonna lose his shit over Dave not giving a shit about his insta comedy
"I could throw out a slide show too but it doesn't interest me."
I can already see him and Akaash talking shit about him and how Dave‘s last shows aren’t standup anymore, etc.. also it‘s gonna be the title of the episode, mark my words
They already did, they ripped Dave his "give me back chapelle show" rant. This is his him hitting back.
Nah, Dave dislikes Andrew Schulz. Schulz has taken tons of shots at Dave, this is him responding. Schulz took the hip hop model and started dissing Jay Z.
Didnt Schulz call Dave the GOAT?
He always qualifies that Dave's one of the best ever, calls Patrice the GOAT. But he's taken shots at Dave over his rant about chapelle show, and has made comments that he's more spoken word than comedy lately. Pure shake the table move to get attention but Dave heard him lol.
Same dude that almost cried because he didn't get a Netflix special.
“Your mother stinks. You’re in the big leagues now.”
Fuck me this podcast is GOLD
Ghandi: the Evel Knievel of pussy
What is done cannot be undone, but at least one can keep it from happening again. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
I knew there was an h in there somewhere
Chapelle: "You're famous but not a celebrity."
Rogan: "Right, I'm not."
Chapelle: "Unlike celebrities, you're not tethered to any endorsements."
Rogan: " We are brought to you my MeUndies, CBDMD, Ziprecruiter, Athletic Greens, Alphabrain, Fleshlight..."
So many ads this episode.
Don't forget Buffalo Trace, Traeger, Signal, and Tesla.
Buffalo Trace motherfuckaaaaa
Love how Dave pushed back against Carl Hart and the bs idea of how hard drug use isn’t as dangerous as it’s made out to be. I know what Dr. Hart is saying may be true for some but Dave is spot on in saying it ain’t nothing to play with. Joe seems to buy that shit hook line and sinker.
Loved the part where Dave said “let me guess, he can quit anytime right?”
I’ve recently started listening to JRE heavily over the last few months, but started in on podcasts for the first time in late 2018. I think the first ever JRE episode I listened to was a Dr. Carl Hart one. Idk how many times joe has him on his show, but I’ve listened to the Hart one that was released this year and the second newest one. And man, when I heard the one that came out a few years ago, that shit made me MAD. All his academic bullshit pisses me off. He is talking about a very very small percentage of the population in the world who can handle that shit. He’s talking so lightly about something that either kills people or worse, just destroys them and makes them empty beings just surviving, not living.
I feel like Dave lightly pushed back on lots of things Joe said this episode. But yeah spot on with the dr hart bit
He definitely did which was refreshing because most guest probably feel slightly intimidated to do so, but not Dave haha
“They tear down all the statues”
“I mean George Washington did own slaves”
He smelled the bullshit about Joe’s new life in Texas
His drug use might have worked out for a while but it seemed pretty obvious to me atleast that he was slipping in that episode. Give it a couple years more and he's going to be off the deep end.
There was a lady who deals with addicts on sam harris and she was saying social shaming (loosing your job etc) & stigma were a large part of the motivation to quit hard drugs.
"That's a wrap, fingers" should become the new outro to every episode.
**So where's the guy who thinks Dave looks like he stinks?!**
Exactly! The real questions being asked here!
That made me laugh out loud when Chappelle said that
I don't know but Dave's casual roasting is next level. Next time I run into someone talking about how they practice jiu jitsu I'm definitely going to inquire about their Kung Fu.
That guy won the internet for a while. He got under the skin of Dave.
JRE is in classic form since the Action Bronson podcast
Action is always a phenomenal guest.
Action makes every food sound fucking tasty
I saw that matzaball episode he had with Ariel on the ESPN mma channel. Loved it because of action
When I lived in Brooklyn I had a bunch of friends from Queens and they all talked identical to Action. When he’s on his voice reminds me of great times in not great places.
I could listen to that accent all day, no idea why either
Now I'm reading every single reply in his voice
Now I am too.
Joe "Elon's got equations flying around in his head" Rogan
First week where I listened to almost every episode
Joe has been fucking killing it this week
Let’s fucking roll boys he’s back!!!!!!
Dave is literally the most wholesome savage of a comedian. A true legend in all aspects. 🍻
Dave is the man. He finally shot down all of this Carl hart bullshit
Man this episode was great. It’s always awesome to just watch Chappelle kick it and be himself with Joe
"Everyone was scared of you cause you know kung fu"! one of the best pods in days man!
Fuck me, the bit about the comments section is funny.
Been a solid lineup lately. Looking forward to listening/watching this one.
So glad Donnell isn't in this one
Donnell is such a bitch. If anyone hasn’t heard, look into his temper tantrum on kill Tony.
Video for this works on Xbox app! FINALLY!!!
Hell yeah dude
Lmao the Gandhi conversation is gold
The "Gandhi was the Evel Knievel of Pussy" had me ☠️☠️☠️
Yoooo! Is Dave what happens when you walk away from the bag and Joe is what happens when you take it?
Dave’s conversational humour has better bits than 99% of comedy specials. Really hope to see him perform one day.
Him bullshitting with his audience in the chappelle show dvds could have been a solid special
That phat cigar ad that was nicely placed into a camera at 8 minute mark.
Joe really ruined an idris elba weed story to talk about a story weve heard 100000000 times lol
Hey Dave and Joe...what are jokes and where do they come from?
Joe will tell you they come from protein, Dave to will tell you they come from some wild shit.
Great podcast, but I just wanna comment on everyone who doesnt live in NY saying "New york is dead" I live in New York, and yes crime it up right now, but besides that, most things are back to normal basically. First day with beautiful weather, the streets were buzzing again.
I know what I’m listening to for my long drive tomorrow
Carl Hart is a drug addict
Chappelle was right on with his comment “this is the most clever drug addict I ever heard”
I'm not sick! I'm just documenting sickness!
100 percent. He was a goddamn mess the last time he went on the podcast.
Groundbreaking no... BUT after 1600 episodes still glad to see and hear Dave. They both check egos at door and talk man to man respect.
They go 3 hours and 17 minutes, that's a good sign.
the alchemy of levity
I don't know why but I chuckled when he said Billie Ray Saunders.
When does Donnell show up and ruin it
He’s there in spirit. They mention him.
Man so happy to hear Dave just being Dave. Met him one time out in DC over 15 years ago. Such a genuine guy. Spent real time with me and my friends and asked us questions and didn’t just dismiss us kids. He And Charlie Murphy (rest in peace) were great guys. Glad to see him doing well and at peace with everything.
“They Me Too’d Gandhi?” That shit killed me
Everybody get in here!
Anyone having issues with just the audio playing and not the video on Spotify?
The podcast I’ve been waiting for all my life
This is the best week of rogan in years!
*[Jeff Goldblum]:* "You Did It. The Crazy Son of a Bitch, You Did It."
Man listening to Dave is mesmerizing, what a thoughtful dude
Finally (mostly) fixed the placement of that neon sign
Any timestamps avaible?
If y’all want to hear more of Dave, he has his own podcast now with Yasmin bey and talib kweli called midnight miracle.
I wonder if Joe understands people in Austin are just nice to him because he is a celebrity and rich. In California he was a small fish in a big pond.
Dave is so much smarter than Joe it’s unreal lol
Several times here he starts calling out Joe on various topics but then decides not to get into it haha. Joe barely notices
"I dont know your politics but..."
Right out of the gate with the mask thing too.
My ex used to always say Joe was like the pinnacle of 100iq and it’s kinda true. He maximized his potential by working his ass off, gotta respect that!
He published his iq on ig a while back and it was 120. Lol.
So 100 then lol
Cue old man singing “Chappelle show”
Represents this sub 10000%
It’s like listening to someone’s ass when there
shitting, ewww he farted!!!
It's ridiculous how many people in here keep trying to fabricate little perceived digs at Joe during each podcast which are 100 percent imagined. It's fucking pathetic. They try to frame every podcast in a way that the person Joe's interviewing doesn't like him and is there to put him in his place
I was listening to this while working out, nearly dropped the weights on my face laughing when Dave called Gandhi "the Evel Knievel of pussy"