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#1647 - Dave Chappelle - The Joe Rogan Experience

#1647 - Dave Chappelle - The Joe Rogan Experience

TreyInTheA

Dave Chappelle said he bought weed off of Idris Elba when he was a security guard. Dave is literally the best guest ever lol


PsykicPaper

Ah yes, Stringer.


bfhurricane

I’m watching The Wire right now, he’s hands down the best character on the show.


snoogins355

Russell 'Stringer' Bell: Motherfucker, what is that? Sean 'Shamrock' McGinty: Robert Rules say we gotta have minutes for a meeting, right? These the minutes. Russell 'Stringer' Bell: N*****, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?


jsp8854

Y’all n***** is giving me way too many 40 degree days. What the fuck!?


juggerspammer

and Joe just derailed that story lol to say the same idris elba story the world has heard 100000 times


angryybaek

Thanks for mentioning Idris Elba did Muay Thai Joe, not like you mention every fucking time Idris Elba comes up. Lmao


bloodybeakerfolk

ftfy: and Joe just derailed that story lol to say the same [insert literally anything] story the world has heard 100000 times


StevieWonderTwin

I haven't listened yet, but hmm derailing instead of asking further questions about the story? Sounds like the podcast lately, ngl.


LittleTrooper

But he's a legit kickboxer. Trains and everything.


yuvrajsohi

How you doing fingers! Fuckin hilarious , Chapelle the OG


Fabulous-Ad-6016

[fingers](https://i.imgur.com/vF9QD11.jpg)


prodigysquared

For the longest time I thought Jamie was like a 28 year old


YorickWake

well he was...about 14 years ago


psychonaut_lion

That hits hard. Goddamn.


ryanpeerson1

Young Jamie looking like Grandpa Jamie


SuperPoop

You got some great New York Booobs


Kurtting

I don't hate Rawlings but I'm glad he's not here. Oh man. 3 hours!!! Happy!


BonginOnABudget

After that diva shit he pulled on Kill Tony a few weeks ago I’m happy just to not see him at all. I’m sure this ep will be so much better without “AHHHH SON SON SON” every five fucking seconds.


altos97

What happened?


Xex_ut

Some dude in a previous episode of kill Tony when they went on tour was awarded a golden ticket, meaning he can go to any kill Tony and have a 1 minute set. So he flew all the way to Austin just to perform a set on Kill Tony, and donnell happened to be the guest. Donnell wouldn’t stfu and even started talking shit to the guy. The guy wasn’t having it and torched Donnell. The gist of it was that chappelle bought his shit and he ruined the RZA episode. Donnell loses it and tries to explain why he was even on the episode with RZA to begin with. He gets a mic and goes to the center of the stage and pretty much takes over the Golden ticket guys post-set time. Redban and Tony are fkn around with the soundboard and Donnell finally ends his pointless story, but then immediately starts saying to the golden ticket guy won’t make it because people laugh at him and not with him. Someone in the audience heckles, “say I’m rich bitch” and the crowd all laughs. A now deflated Donnell is repeatedly told by golden ticket guy he just wants to have fun. The audience now turns on Donnell. So he goes and sits back down. Golden ticket guy leaves, Donnell signals to someone in the crowd it’s time to leave, and then tells Tony “don’t let these Ns play with me”. Few seconds later he says he’s going to the bathroom and ditches the show. Never seen a more insecure bitch on Kill Tony


thechrisman13

Where the video?


Jshall

https://youtu.be/WwAUUjI9F_4 The Golden Ticket dude gets introduced at 1 hour, 30 seconds


SpiritualSwim3

[1:00:30](https://youtu.be/WwAUUjI9F_4?t=3630)


ElBurritoNinja

This interaction probably gave the other comedian more of a spotlight cause his jokes were so-so.


sampat97

Donnell is so disrespectful. "You travelled for a minute". Yeah and you travel because of Chappelle.


ls1z28chris

It sounded like they were riffing and having fun until the moment /u/PianoTrumpetMax talks about in the comment above yours where Donnell starts talking about "I'm just hear for a real mothafucka" and you can tell his feelings are hurt for some reason. Funny segment, though. Sad Donnell's drunk ass got butthurt. Happens to the best of us sometimes.


PianoTrumpetMax

Donnell just kept repeating the same nonsensical shit of "I'm just here for a real motha fucka" sounding like every drunk asshole I've ever dealt with who just won't shut the fuck up and let you get a word in edge wise


ElBurritoNinja

I watched for a while before I realized That's Brian?


Rustyffarts

Yep he's a thickboy now


iseetrolledpeople

Oh my god. Seeing that big dude made me think about Patrice. Imagine Donnel trying his wack "you're fat" on a guy with Patrice charisma and wit. He wouldn't survive the ordeal. R.I.P. to the GOAT.


Monteze

It would be like a boxercise guy shoving Tyson Fury. Fuck I miss Patrice.


AcidTrungpa

Shit, that’s not cool at all, I felt sorry for him. I’m glad that Redban invited him for opening his gig.


kylejay915

He did the same shit when he was on before and David Lucas came out. Wouldn’t shut up and didn’t give the poor guy a chance to say anything. He’s a drama queen.


creepoch

Dude called Donnell a juvenile delinquent 😭😭😭😭


jeegte12

Fuck Donnell Rawlings. He sucks on skanks too.


PolitelyHostile

Imagine if someone made a meme out of that video lol. The irony would be hilarious since Donnell always says that becoming a meme is the worst thing.


nrcss72k

Charlemagne tha God actually made an edit of the video putting his face in the comedian's face. It's pretty funny if you are aware of the petty "beef" Charla and Donnell have going on


Crazywhite352

Geez I heard about this on brilliant idiots but didn't watch it till now. That 2nd JRE with Donnell on it, he seemed like a real bitch. And I can't stand it when people always act indignant. That guy really got under his skin and its a beautiful thing to see some people fall apart like that. You know when people go explaining a whole ass story like that that they're feeling some type of way about it.


Sgt-Dert13

This the most savage video I watched in while. Damn this is CRAZY. I’m embarrassed, amused and shocked. 😆😆😆😆😆


louiepleurodon

Thanks for that breakdown, I watched the episode right after it came out and still didn't really understand why he left


ratmouthlives

A comedian who toasted donnell and he got butt hurt and walked off.


JeebusDied4UrPixels

Yo everytime Donnell goes live on Instagram I always and repeatedly tell him to invite Aloe Mean, on to make up. Always and repeatedly. Yesterday i did it only a few times then had to go cause who really watches Donnell live. Well that muthafucka invited me to chat yesterday and i missed it cause i dont get notifications on my phone. [Donnell invite ](http://imgur.com/gallery/damnyRS)


AcidTrungpa

We need “Snyder Cut” on JRE with Rza. I was so happy to hear his voice and stories and pissed of at the same time


ferwee

Couldn't stop cringing when Rawlings started singing in the last pod lmao


rj20876

Disagree. I fucking hate Rawlings. He ruined Dave AND more importantly RZA. Fuck him.


Kurtting

I forgot the RZA interview. The RZA was legitimately dropping knowledge and Rawlings kept interrupting him. The YouTube comments wanted the RZA back by himself. That one hurt me more than the Chapelle one. meh lol. Hopefully it happens


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Went to go try and watch it and it's not on Spotify :[


Jypahttii

That time he was on here when Dave dropped in at the end. Man I didn't even really know who Donnell was, but he was so cringey all the way through, basically because he couldn't handle his weed. He was super baked, and then when Dave came in he wouldn't shut up cos of his fragile ego. Started singing and trying to get a word in the whole time, then got the munchies and started insisting they go get food in the middle of the conversation. Fucking pathetic. I'm sure he's a good comedian, whatever, but the guy sure seemed like a loser on that episode.


office_lover_12

He really kind of ruined the last one with dave


undermysubspecies

Second that, nothing against the guy but Ashy Larry fucking ruined the RZA episode


JonathanJK

The comments were right though. Rawlings SHOULD read them. Fun for Joe maybe but annoying for us.


TheCartoonClub

Joe: "Buffalo Trace whiskey is the shit! The company's been around since 1773" Chappelle: "Mm... tastes like slavery." I'm glad this man exists.


drunkbackpacker

“I just like that it’s older than America”


TheWayIAm313

Dude, the ads injected into the podcast have been so fucking lame lol. He did it in another episode...”I think...it’s really cool that...you know...they’ve been around since the 1700s” or something like that. Really man? Jesus


dankomz146

Shut up ! You're just mad that this whiskey is older than America, and you're not


TheCartoonClub

Can't wait for next week when Joe brings 400BC snake wine for all his guests


turbo_22

But is it really that long? 300 years is nothing man! It was so recent. SO RECENT. The universe has been around for BILLIONS of years. Give me a whiskey that has been around longer than planet earth and I'll be impressed.


JRH3011

Those stupid dinosaurs, how could they not figure out the art of distilling whiskey.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Honestly, they deserved what they got.


YouAreDreaming

Remember Heineken zero? Lol The worst was advertising mcdonalds filet o fish tho.. Rogan really is shameless


StevieWonderTwin

Yea that was weird. I feel like he used to shit on McDonalds too


Impressive-Potato

Or "Some people like Android phones. Smasung has a new one coming out, the S21?? I don't know, I hear it's crazy good". A few episodes in a row.


Jaggysnake84

He got guests to drink the Heineken zero too. Do you think he asks them prior to accept the drink or do they just go along with it to be polite?


Fuckinmidpoint

He used to shit all over people interrupting the pod with ads now he’s dropping bullshit in like it’s not paid for advertising. It’s crazy how far it’s come from 2014.


AHHH_BEEEES

Plus the fact that there’s still a thousand fucking ads in the beginning.


Genghis_Tr0n187

The Pocketcast app was great for this podcast. Let's set JRE to play at 7min in and it was just about perfect every time.


Ryangonzo

Fun fact: You can still get Rogan on pocket casts by using Spotifeed.


mrpopenfresh

Imagine how many people just realized it was an ad because you pointed it out.


xdebug-error

But muh Traeger


Bigstar976

Quick question: if you just cashed a $100M check do you still need ads in your podcast? Or do those go to Spotify to help pay his gargantuan salary?


bob13908

Probably a little of column A and column B. I’m sure they use it to pay his salary and if he was smart, he negotiated a chunk of whatever ads get played that are independent of the ads he reads.


Chesterlespaul

The only podcast I have ever listened to where the ads actually work with the show is CumTown.


Anthroider

Bill Burr


snoogins355

Ziiiiiiiipppppp... reeeeeeccccruuuittahhhh!


artolindsay1

Tim Dillon.


twothumbs

What's cumtown? A pod cast? Scared to google


Chesterlespaul

It is, it’s New York comedian Nick Mullen, his fat friend, and a bug. It’s a podcast about friendship and being gay.


internetforumuser

Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber you go and do a thing like this... and totally redeem yourself!


Zentripetal

*casually refreshes reddit* OH SHIT!


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PeterDarker

Downloaded before it’s taken down. Thanks dude!


C3POsCAT

King. Fuck spotify. Edit: The MAN shut him down🤬


xdebug-error

It's happening! Everybody stay calm!!


woodsywoodducks

STAY FUCKING CALM


Bonerballs

Dave: (Speaking about meeting Elon years ago) And he said to me "You know, I met you years ago" and I said "I don't remember"....and it seemed like he was hurt. Reminds me of when Elon asked Joe if he had seen footage of the SpaceX rocket landing back on earth and Joe said "no" and the look of Elon's face after that.


gratefulyme

Elon tries his best, one of the richest men in the world, still forgotten by people he likes...


TheCartoonClub

Young Jamie must henceforth be known as Fingers


Britz23

Poor Jamie’s wanted this guest probably his whole life and 15 seconds in he’s dubbed fingers


andrepayup

He actually calls him Fingers during his appearance with Donnell, but it flew under the radar lol


Suspicious-Serve4755

Aka fingers lol


techblaw

So casually refers to him as fingaz


charliefandango

“Our personalities get Yelped.” Dave sums up 100s of hours of Joe’s anti-outrage culture ranting in a line.


chimney_hendrix

Factual


mrpopenfresh

That's why Dave Chapelle is known for being a comedian.


TankenDerKunneKomme

andrew schulz is gonna lose his shit over Dave not giving a shit about his insta comedy


BigShoots

"I could throw out a slide show too but it doesn't interest me." Funny shit


elxtraficante

I can already see him and Akaash talking shit about him and how Dave‘s last shows aren’t standup anymore, etc.. also it‘s gonna be the title of the episode, mark my words


Street-Deer903

They already did, they ripped Dave his "give me back chapelle show" rant. This is his him hitting back.


Street-Deer903

Nah, Dave dislikes Andrew Schulz. Schulz has taken tons of shots at Dave, this is him responding. Schulz took the hip hop model and started dissing Jay Z.


_Antonius

Didnt Schulz call Dave the GOAT?


Street-Deer903

He always qualifies that Dave's one of the best ever, calls Patrice the GOAT. But he's taken shots at Dave over his rant about chapelle show, and has made comments that he's more spoken word than comedy lately. Pure shake the table move to get attention but Dave heard him lol.


fat_bjpenn

Same dude that almost cried because he didn't get a Netflix special.


CJ4700

“Your mother stinks. You’re in the big leagues now.” Fuck me this podcast is GOLD


mcleodl091

Ghandi: the Evel Knievel of pussy


GANDHI-BOT

What is done cannot be undone, but at least one can keep it from happening again. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


Feelin_Nauti_69

I knew there was an h in there somewhere


blacksystembbq

Chapelle: "You're famous but not a celebrity." Rogan: "Right, I'm not." Chapelle: "Unlike celebrities, you're not tethered to any endorsements." Rogan: " We are brought to you my MeUndies, CBDMD, Ziprecruiter, Athletic Greens, Alphabrain, Fleshlight..."


iamthesam2

So many ads this episode.


Ryangonzo

Don't forget Buffalo Trace, Traeger, Signal, and Tesla.


BMOstolemywife

Buffalo Trace motherfuckaaaaa


skipper_jd

Love how Dave pushed back against Carl Hart and the bs idea of how hard drug use isn’t as dangerous as it’s made out to be. I know what Dr. Hart is saying may be true for some but Dave is spot on in saying it ain’t nothing to play with. Joe seems to buy that shit hook line and sinker.


Gardwan

Loved the part where Dave said “let me guess, he can quit anytime right?”


a_distantmemory

I’ve recently started listening to JRE heavily over the last few months, but started in on podcasts for the first time in late 2018. I think the first ever JRE episode I listened to was a Dr. Carl Hart one. Idk how many times joe has him on his show, but I’ve listened to the Hart one that was released this year and the second newest one. And man, when I heard the one that came out a few years ago, that shit made me MAD. All his academic bullshit pisses me off. He is talking about a very very small percentage of the population in the world who can handle that shit. He’s talking so lightly about something that either kills people or worse, just destroys them and makes them empty beings just surviving, not living.


djmanning711

I feel like Dave lightly pushed back on lots of things Joe said this episode. But yeah spot on with the dr hart bit


skipper_jd

He definitely did which was refreshing because most guest probably feel slightly intimidated to do so, but not Dave haha


bmac00866

“They tear down all the statues” “I mean George Washington did own slaves”


MyNamesTambo

He smelled the bullshit about Joe’s new life in Texas


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lingonn

His drug use might have worked out for a while but it seemed pretty obvious to me atleast that he was slipping in that episode. Give it a couple years more and he's going to be off the deep end.


johnbonjovial

There was a lady who deals with addicts on sam harris and she was saying social shaming (loosing your job etc) & stigma were a large part of the motivation to quit hard drugs.


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Cbrlui

Oof


mikefriz

"That's a wrap, fingers" should become the new outro to every episode.


SinCityNinja

**So where's the guy who thinks Dave looks like he stinks?!**


a_distantmemory

Exactly! The real questions being asked here! That made me laugh out loud when Chappelle said that


brothers_gotta_hug_

I don't know but Dave's casual roasting is next level. Next time I run into someone talking about how they practice jiu jitsu I'm definitely going to inquire about their Kung Fu.


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notinsanescientist

That guy won the internet for a while. He got under the skin of Dave.


AffectionateShine706

JRE is in classic form since the Action Bronson podcast


17xandcountingstill

Action is always a phenomenal guest.


Marigoldsgym

Action makes every food sound fucking tasty I saw that matzaball episode he had with Ariel on the ESPN mma channel. Loved it because of action


theloniousfunkd

When I lived in Brooklyn I had a bunch of friends from Queens and they all talked identical to Action. When he’s on his voice reminds me of great times in not great places.


may0man

I could listen to that accent all day, no idea why either


Michipotz

Now I'm reading every single reply in his voice


isermania

Now I am too.


squishedehsiuqs

Joe "Elon's got equations flying around in his head" Rogan


ConwayPA

First week where I listened to almost every episode


Japanesepoolboy1817

Joe has been fucking killing it this week


Newnewnewnew1234

Let’s fucking roll boys he’s back!!!!!!


fatherpride03

Dave is literally the most wholesome savage of a comedian. A true legend in all aspects. 🍻


Affectionate_Try1955

Dave is the man. He finally shot down all of this Carl hart bullshit


ac1drop

Man this episode was great. It’s always awesome to just watch Chappelle kick it and be himself with Joe


yuvrajsohi

"Everyone was scared of you cause you know kung fu"! one of the best pods in days man!


Syngeon4

Fuck me, the bit about the comments section is funny.


whatsaburneraccount

Been a solid lineup lately. Looking forward to listening/watching this one.


keste_kevin13

So glad Donnell isn't in this one


Justyburger

Donnell is such a bitch. If anyone hasn’t heard, look into his temper tantrum on kill Tony.


Therealbadboy22

Video for this works on Xbox app! FINALLY!!!


sma212

Hell yeah dude


Soccerfreakgod

Lmao the Gandhi conversation is gold


justforthisbish

The "Gandhi was the Evel Knievel of Pussy" had me ☠️☠️☠️


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CharlesHBronson

Yoooo! Is Dave what happens when you walk away from the bag and Joe is what happens when you take it?


crnrtakenquickly

Dave’s conversational humour has better bits than 99% of comedy specials. Really hope to see him perform one day.


MyNamesTambo

Him bullshitting with his audience in the chappelle show dvds could have been a solid special


SeriousDude

That phat cigar ad that was nicely placed into a camera at 8 minute mark.


juggerspammer

Joe really ruined an idris elba weed story to talk about a story weve heard 100000000 times lol


automatic4skin

Hey Dave and Joe...what are jokes and where do they come from?


son_of_noah

Joe will tell you they come from protein, Dave to will tell you they come from some wild shit.


BakedGriffin1993

Great podcast, but I just wanna comment on everyone who doesnt live in NY saying "New york is dead" I live in New York, and yes crime it up right now, but besides that, most things are back to normal basically. First day with beautiful weather, the streets were buzzing again.


kylejay915

I know what I’m listening to for my long drive tomorrow


Quatto

Carl Hart is a drug addict


fremenist

Chappelle was right on with his comment “this is the most clever drug addict I ever heard”


Bonerballs

I'm not sick! I'm just documenting sickness!


a_distantmemory

100 percent. He was a goddamn mess the last time he went on the podcast.


mooseheadstudios

Groundbreaking no... BUT after 1600 episodes still glad to see and hear Dave. They both check egos at door and talk man to man respect.


TheRealYoungJamie

They go 3 hours and 17 minutes, that's a good sign.


fuck_reddit_suxx

the alchemy of levity


herkyjerkyfury

I don't know why but I chuckled when he said Billie Ray Saunders.


Secret_Car

When does Donnell show up and ruin it


increase-ban

He’s there in spirit. They mention him.


Doc_holliday2108

Man so happy to hear Dave just being Dave. Met him one time out in DC over 15 years ago. Such a genuine guy. Spent real time with me and my friends and asked us questions and didn’t just dismiss us kids. He And Charlie Murphy (rest in peace) were great guys. Glad to see him doing well and at peace with everything.


IJustTalkedToJesus

“They Me Too’d Gandhi?” That shit killed me


soothsayer3

Everybody get in here!


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Kingdog91

Anyone having issues with just the audio playing and not the video on Spotify?


WhataburgerForPrez

The podcast I’ve been waiting for all my life


thesneakersnake

This is the best week of rogan in years!


dramatic_tempo

*[Jeff Goldblum]:* "You Did It. The Crazy Son of a Bitch, You Did It."


Tablecork

Man listening to Dave is mesmerizing, what a thoughtful dude


iamthesam2

Finally (mostly) fixed the placement of that neon sign


ChemistryRadiant

Any timestamps avaible?


pooiemcmooie

If y’all want to hear more of Dave, he has his own podcast now with Yasmin bey and talib kweli called midnight miracle.


thankgoodness4u

I wonder if Joe understands people in Austin are just nice to him because he is a celebrity and rich. In California he was a small fish in a big pond.


SuccessfulOperation

Dave is so much smarter than Joe it’s unreal lol


fhtagnfool

Several times here he starts calling out Joe on various topics but then decides not to get into it haha. Joe barely notices


SuccessfulOperation

"I dont know your politics but..." LOL


SmallTownMinds

Right out of the gate with the mask thing too.


hulk_hogans_alt

My ex used to always say Joe was like the pinnacle of 100iq and it’s kinda true. He maximized his potential by working his ass off, gotta respect that!


johnbonjovial

He published his iq on ig a while back and it was 120. Lol.


hulk_hogans_alt

So 100 then lol


SpudTryingToMakeIt

Cue old man singing “Chappelle show”


diferentigual

Holy shit.


CasinosandCars

60:42 Represents this sub 10000% It’s like listening to someone’s ass when there shitting, ewww he farted!!! Lmao


KillaB33z

Yep.. It's ridiculous how many people in here keep trying to fabricate little perceived digs at Joe during each podcast which are 100 percent imagined. It's fucking pathetic. They try to frame every podcast in a way that the person Joe's interviewing doesn't like him and is there to put him in his place


TheTruckWashChannel

I was listening to this while working out, nearly dropped the weights on my face laughing when Dave called Gandhi "the Evel Knievel of pussy"