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georgebuckleyy

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panikas23

You're so broke you eat cereal with a fork so you can save the milk.


thewiichessguy

Or Your dad didn't leave to get milk, he left because he had an incompetent, fat ugly degenerate mark of a child and had to get out before he had to pretend to love it (Not directed at anyone)


DomDisverypog

Dog


Disastrous_Goose8667

Cat


cool139iscool

You think jack sucks at clips is relivent


Charles0Briggs0

Sharp as a marble that one


[deleted]

hey marbles get pretty sharp after you smash them >:(


Charles0Briggs0

Fair enough :)


yothedoge

you're like a stale baguette, not bad but just disappointing


not_gerg

I thought we were done with these >:(


not_gerg

And its not even about jack


Jestr333

ikr


Explosive128

Light travels faster that sound, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Takes some time to understand but once you get it you get it This is not original, borrowed it from a livestream dono. But it is the best insult I know without swearing so


CriticalReflection82

The idea wasn't to insult Kong guys


Koalabear69420

Yo mama so fat she was the iceberg that sunk the titanic


noodlebrainns

There didn’t need the iceberg to a Sink it she just needed to hop on


Koalabear69420

Sheeeeeesh


heyimemma36

Awesome ends with me ugly starts with u


aidmon2011

Your jokes are so dry and you look like Bill Nye


Technopuffle

Muppet


Less_Brick_3190

Anti clockwise hair whorls are a disease


Larkspur13

Are you a fire alarm? Bc you so loud and annoying.


Speedy_Bee3

You are about as useful as a white crayon


Stitch13579

They can be useful


Tylerfindsthibgz

Hope both sides of your pillow is how you don’t like it


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MainwarringOfCynira

This is so utterly disgusting that I have grown a strong desire to eat my late mother’s Victorian lace dress slippers and regurgitate them, purging my system of the unadulterated filth you have exposed me to, and amassing enough fodder to feed small army of disturbed, wild Tasmanian Devils, who will then no doubt be set upon you as punishment for what you have subjected me too. My favorite insult is probably just Professor McGonnagal shouting “You blithering idiot!!” How we feeling about the wordy- curse style? Because I’m not clever enough to come up with something snappy, succinct, or biting. You people with the brutal insults are legends.


heyimemma36

Roses are red violets are blue, I was born pretty what happened to you


Lulu10_

You’re afraid of a flag.


WizeWunz

you’re so brave. just look at what you’re wearing


M4nkyy

You look like you have a calcium deficiency. Makes sense because the last time you checked the fridge it gave you ptsd of your dad


Junior-Interest-8522

Kong is so cute I can't insult him


Beancon-

Idiot


Automatic_Excuse_712

Kong looks like he is trying to hold in a fart 😂


ihatewiiplaymotion

I’m pretty sure you’re either under 13 or your humour just hasn’t evolved and is still shit


FederalTap6109

You look like you bite ankles


thewiichessguy

You toe licking gremlin Get your 600lb ass of your sweaty sticky chair, stop watching skat porn and get your life together


MainwarringOfCynira

Also my dad has the classic, “The gates are down, the bells are ringing, the lights are flashing, but there’s not train coming”


Anakin_LandFlyer

You’re so ugly when you dad dro- oh wait I forgot you don’t have a dad because he went to get milk, but anyways you’re so ugly that when your MOM dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering


Bettercalljimmygood

21 century sucks


WinterEx19

Pho queue you pho king idiot.


ZestycloseSound1563

How are you eyes?


idk_331

You’re a average discord mod.


Thatonensoutherner

You remind me of my mother.


OzzyxTx

THAT DOG IS SO UG-UG-UG- CUTE THE SONE OF A BI- BI- BI- COUCH DIGGING BISUIT BITER


COOL_USA_BONK_ARMY

Your dad didn’t go to the store to get to the milk HE WENT TO THE MILK TO GET THE STORE AND HES NEVER COMING BACK (This is directed towards furrys)


Jestr333

wert


OrionMA

Dog sniffing, butter eating, poop devouring, barf banquet eater, pee drinking, gut slapping punk you infamous poo player.


Mose_the_mole

just call them a mango


FootyyyBombers

I only invited you to my birthday party because mum told me to


lifegetsrough

Kong😵‍💫


Not-Frog

Your best insult without swearing


No_Lingonberry_2948

He's so ugly that he can't even wear makeup because his skin is so hard.


MR_Happy2008

He is the best dog (hehe never going to say bad to a dog)


k920100

if your profile picture were your dog you would have a lot more play buttons than now


Zenvitic

bros gonna die soon


kikii_mc

I hope you stub your little toe somewhere bad


PonyPlayer619

I heard one ‘you aren’t the stupidest person in the whole world, but you better hope they don’t die’


HenwyHasCrookedToes

he is still alive somehow?


f0xie_roxann

You can't insult king I REFUSE


Special-Ad1682

You look like a tortilla


TorbenTissemand

Wisdom has always been chasing you But you're to fast


Gacha_Cooler10

Ur mom ;)


GreenLightening5

you absolute cuboid


Noivern87

I bet you have a clockwise hair whorl


Jamman789

cat


Nug07

How is this related to jack?


DonkeySponkey

You’re so unintelligent that you don’t understand the word unintelligent


SoupyPlant

ok


Panda_games_123

I can't I'm distracted by Kong


sucknuts420

no


Jeffery1110

You look like a blind woman who lost his wife to go get milk.


CJ_Edwards

Wenomechainsama Tumajarbisaun Wifenlooof Eselifterbraun


ZuKaDoX

>!Italians love pineapple on pizza!<


Least_Gazelle_6337

You are a potato with 4 smaller potatoes and one baby corn


Professional-Gate735

A dog won't come close to you even if you give it it's favorite food.


Emergency-Studio-181

Dumb dog


mudkip4life8

You look like Jack a couple days after dying his hair blue


GiantSmashY

Your balls are so big that u need a portable plane to take them to Spain


GiantSmashY

**Wait. am I swearing sort of I hope nit**


thebean_kween

jake


Visual_Upstairs3942

Good boi


AvaDoseStuff247

ugly xd soooo ugly


Apex_J41

thats to cute


jacksucksatlifefan35

hey listen here you female dog, I'm going to smash your ugly dumb dumb dumb face in if you don't give me all of your moneys. no? Well take this knuckle sandwich 🍞👊🍞


Furtle-animation

I’d insult you but I don’t want to waste my time thinking about you.


1purplepanda234

You probably need a step stool to reach you stairs


O4k1ey54-

You look like jacksucksatlife


DexterRosser

Can't it's 2 cute


Hanzy_225

JACK SUCKS AT LIFE, BUT HE DOESNT HAVE A LIFE


MaxTurnbull13

Jack Sucks.


Inderveer_1547

Do you eat cereal with water because your dad left for the milk


OldAd5915

rabbit


JaxsonMoisa

Jill’s good at death


Shezmar

Fuck that


Frosty_Ice7317

Cant think of one


RLeylalol

KIM KONG UN IS STUPID (srry ily)


ImMortalGamer600

He is a crap dog who’s gonna die tomorrow and a smelly dimwit


CcDragz

Mean


Jestr333

profanity


hasnain123786

“Clapped dog” WillNE


Vanish_best123

you knoow why dinosaurs went extinct the looked at your face


Millo_Man

You're such a... cute little doge I'm sorry I can't insult Kong


masonorzxtacos

You do not havevto


ihatewiiplaymotion

The pic of kong is a bonus


Sammydodger45

You are such a donut


FongesFunges

Pirate kong isn’t cute


ErenTheEpicJaeger

What?Insult?I couldnt possibly!


celloperson262

ur a donut kong


Jestr333

You have made a boring un-original post.


Excellent-Bison9130

It's so true but somehow this worthless shit gets so many upvotes