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You're so broke you eat cereal with a fork so you can save the milk.
Your dad didn't leave to get milk, he left because he had an incompetent, fat ugly degenerate mark of a child and had to get out before he had to pretend to love it
(Not directed at anyone)
You think jack sucks at clips is relivent
Sharp as a marble that one
hey marbles get pretty sharp after you smash them >:(
Fair enough :)
you're like a stale baguette, not bad but just disappointing
I thought we were done with these >:(
And its not even about jack
Light travels faster that sound, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Takes some time to understand but once you get it you get it
This is not original, borrowed it from a livestream dono. But it is the best insult I know without swearing so
The idea wasn't to insult Kong guys
Yo mama so fat she was the iceberg that sunk the titanic
There didn’t need the iceberg to a
Sink it she just needed to hop on
Awesome ends with me ugly starts with u
Your jokes are so dry and you look like Bill Nye
Anti clockwise hair whorls are a disease
Are you a fire alarm? Bc you so loud and annoying.
You are about as useful as a white crayon
They can be useful
Hope both sides of your pillow is how you don’t like it
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This is so utterly disgusting that I have grown a strong desire to eat my late mother’s Victorian lace dress slippers and regurgitate them, purging my system of the unadulterated filth you have exposed me to, and amassing enough fodder to feed small army of disturbed, wild Tasmanian Devils, who will then no doubt be set upon you as punishment for what you have subjected me too.
My favorite insult is probably just Professor McGonnagal shouting “You blithering idiot!!”
How we feeling about the wordy- curse style? Because I’m not clever enough to come up with something snappy, succinct, or biting.
You people with the brutal insults are legends.
Roses are red violets are blue, I was born pretty what happened to you
You’re afraid of a flag.
you’re so brave. just look at what you’re wearing
You look like you have a calcium deficiency. Makes sense because the last time you checked the fridge it gave you ptsd of your dad
Kong is so cute I can't insult him
Kong looks like he is trying to hold in a fart 😂
I’m pretty sure you’re either under 13 or your humour just hasn’t evolved and is still shit
You look like you bite ankles
You toe licking gremlin
Get your 600lb ass of your sweaty sticky chair, stop watching skat porn and get your life together
Also my dad has the classic, “The gates are down, the bells are ringing, the lights are flashing, but there’s not train coming”
You’re so ugly when you dad dro- oh wait I forgot you don’t have a dad because he went to get milk, but anyways you’re so ugly that when your MOM dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering
21 century sucks
Pho queue you pho king idiot.
How are you eyes?
You’re a average discord mod.
You remind me of my mother.
THAT DOG IS SO UG-UG-UG- CUTE THE SONE OF A BI- BI- BI- COUCH DIGGING BISUIT BITER
Your dad didn’t go to the store to get to the milk HE WENT TO THE MILK TO GET THE STORE AND HES NEVER COMING BACK
(This is directed towards furrys)
Dog sniffing, butter eating, poop devouring, barf banquet eater, pee drinking, gut slapping punk you infamous poo player.
just call them a mango
I only invited you to my birthday party because mum told me to
Your best insult without swearing
He's so ugly that he can't even wear makeup because his skin is so hard.
He is the best dog (hehe never going to say bad to a dog)
if your profile picture were your dog you would have a lot more play buttons than now
bros gonna die soon
I hope you stub your little toe somewhere bad
I heard one ‘you aren’t the stupidest person in the whole world, but you better hope they don’t die’
he is still alive somehow?
You can't insult king I REFUSE
You look like a tortilla
Wisdom has always been chasing you
But you're to fast
Ur mom ;)
you absolute cuboid
I bet you have a clockwise hair whorl
How is this related to jack?
You’re so unintelligent that you don’t understand the word unintelligent
I can't I'm distracted by Kong
You look like a blind woman who lost his wife to go get milk.
>!Italians love pineapple on pizza!<
You are a potato with 4 smaller potatoes and one baby corn
A dog won't come close to you even if you give it it's favorite food.
You look like Jack a couple days after dying his hair blue
Your balls are so big that u need a portable plane to take them to Spain
**Wait. am I swearing sort of I hope nit**
ugly xd soooo ugly
thats to cute
hey listen here you female dog, I'm going to smash your ugly dumb dumb dumb face in if you don't give me all of your moneys. no? Well take this knuckle sandwich
I’d insult you but I don’t want to waste my time thinking about you.
You probably need a step stool to reach you stairs
You look like jacksucksatlife
Can't it's 2 cute
JACK SUCKS AT LIFE, BUT HE DOESNT HAVE A LIFE
Do you eat cereal with water because your dad left for the milk
Jill’s good at death
Cant think of one
KIM KONG UN IS STUPID (srry ily)
He is a crap dog who’s gonna die tomorrow and a smelly dimwit
“Clapped dog” WillNE
you knoow why dinosaurs went extinct the looked at your face
You're such a... cute little doge
I'm sorry I can't insult Kong
You do not havevto
The pic of kong is a bonus
You are such a donut
Pirate kong isn’t cute
What?Insult?I couldnt possibly!
ur a donut kong
You have made a boring un-original post.
It's so true but somehow this worthless shit gets so many upvotes