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Jo-6-pak

Shaved legs will trim 2-3 seconds off each stage.


Archer114897

Compression leggings increase blood flow and speed 💪


SinistralRifleman

Also I feel like this needs to be a “are ya winning son?” Meme…


SinistralRifleman

May the odds be ever in your favor


Archer114897

See you there! Entire squad is in a similar getup. o7


PortCityBlitz

The gays can't be harmed if the catboys are armed! #2A4All


heliumagency

My training has not prepared me for this


rugerscout308

Get'em tiger


BlizzardArms

Careful with that bag of “catnip” in the photo


Archer114897

We just recently moved 2 kittens into the apartment, we used the bathroom as a safe room for them to start out in, hence the pheromone dispenser next to it


Faxon

Pretty sure it's actually catnip judging by the contents of the picture around it all being cat related


BlizzardArms

Pretty sure you’re no fun EDIT: It’s so obviously catnip that in order to make that single sentence actually work as a one liner you need to put the quotations on it. You know what happens when you explain the joke? It’s not funny anymore, refer to top.


Occams_Razor42

Hey now, that's just for u/ATF


Faxon

Way to assume people are neurotypical and recognize it as a joke when it's well known that in pure text format many people won't be able to tell the difference between advanced sarcasm and someone being serious


Vercengetorex

Don’t you have some barrels to make?


Faxon

lol that company was founded many years after I started using this name


Visible_Structure483

Sometimes I don't get the 'gun community'. This is a shining example of... WTF. I must not be cool enough to get the inside joke.


SinistralRifleman

https://preview.redd.it/os4exh6eyzva1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab2ccdc3d18948c174c83858d76af26e0fbc2df The Abhuman felinids are acceptable troops for planetary defense forces or imperial guard regiments.


jelly_beb_

Just you just say mutants are acceptable in the imperium... HERESY DETECTED.


Warmasterundeath

Abhumans aren’t mutants! I suggest you reread the uplifting primer! Besides, Carlos McConnell may be blockaded, but the Felinid Au Pair program is inquisitorially sanctioned, by noted, uh, amalathians no less! Certainly not Istvaanians or Horusians no!


00mace

We wear silly costumes and action shooting very much. Let your freak fly. Don't read into it too hard.


Infernal-Blaze

Wearing dumb impractical nonsense at speed competitions is a great laugh, thats all there is to it.


Archer114897

The more ridiculous the shit I'm wearing is and I can still accomplish my goals at a competition, the better I will be at problem solving with my dedicated "streamlined" kit in a situation I need to problem.solve wearing it.


iGuac

Fact: Diapers make you more deadly.


therealCowboycat

Hell yea bröther


vulcan1358

It’s *Commander Daddy* to you Private Cat Boi


Vulture923

It’s not a fetish, it’s a lifestyle.


crtfrazier

Introducing CATBOI Brutality match! New division: "Kitties with Kits", must have: everything in the "Armored" div plus kitty-kat ears (anycolor), whiskers (must be detachable or paint on), during evey kettlebell throw you after to must "meowww", tail optional


Lego1199

Sick rifle d00d, how does the pistol holster work with the outfit tho?


Archer114897

Cut hole through a seam on the side, running a slick belt except for a safariland QLS wedge with a thing strap


SnazzyBelrand

Fighting the good fight 🫡


Gandalfthefab

I love that the inrange community embarrassed being a meme so hard


Freemanosteeel

My god, this disgusting, where?


k_Brick

Wow, you have your uppers and your downers right out in the open there.


nik_nailor

Ah yes, I see that they've deployed the Elbonian CATBOI infantry as well!