It’s just one of those lines that ITYSL is so good at. There’s the wild wacky shit, but there’s also the somewhat normal statements said in the most absurd manner. Like “the tables are my corn. It’s how I keep my house hot!”
Like he probably meant a wine tasting course or rehab or something but he said “alcohol class”
A lot of the phrasing is based off of stuff his kids say.
The entire fake water throwing skit this season plays out exactly how chaos in kindergarten classrooms happens. “I got too hyper!”
Just fuckin go nuts in here. I started spinnin around, goin nuts, movin my head all around. I tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling brother!
Hey that’s okay, that’s alright. Everything is great, everything tonight. If you want to feel the feel, you want to feel the fire then that’s all right. Just don’t grow tired. If you want to be great, then you gotta be good. Do it now in the neighborhood.
my life is nothing i thought it would be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters in the world
I wanted to do something nice before alcohol class this morning
This is probably the line that made me laugh the hardest during my first viewing.
It’s just one of those lines that ITYSL is so good at. There’s the wild wacky shit, but there’s also the somewhat normal statements said in the most absurd manner. Like “the tables are my corn. It’s how I keep my house hot!” Like he probably meant a wine tasting course or rehab or something but he said “alcohol class”
Instead of saying “I don’t want to hear anymore about tables”, it’s “I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables”
I read elsewhere on here that that's verbatim a line one of his kids said, so it may be the only reason we got that sketch
A lot of the phrasing is based off of stuff his kids say. The entire fake water throwing skit this season plays out exactly how chaos in kindergarten classrooms happens. “I got too hyper!”
Alcohol class sounded like, court ordered alcohol class to me
"I'm sowwy Mistow!"
Now you’re in more in trouble than me unfortunately
Its just mine didn't have any water in it.
That's why everybody's mad at you
I just get so hyper.
You won’t talk about your kids a ounce
Lmao I love how he says “a ounce”
Same with his kidnapped mom having a apple in her mouth
it's like he thinks of the world through the eyes of a 5 year old in an adults body
I wish I could get in his mind
That’s awesome. Thats awesome.
Obviously a jousting game
Obviously a medieval game
Obviously
Let her go
^(let her go\*)
Can't take a shower
Don't cough.
I think you might be saying my lines...
Oh, I thought you said *with* hurting it
It looks like it’s right past your butthole
It’s like the elbow of an L. Or the top of an L.
Metalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetalmetal
The wall is like his ground
HE built it!
So fuckin cool
The wall that guards our secret phrase!
Why the hell'd you walk into my orgy, fucker?
I can’t believe we did this because of the teacher
I'm not a teacher
Wowwwwwww
It’s simply toooo good
There's people that wanna kill me, James.
When I was a kid I fell in a river and a fish bumped me out
with its nose
I was supposed to die
He must have flipped my wife 8 times!!!
it reaaaaaally bothered me
Just fuckin go nuts in here. I started spinnin around, goin nuts, movin my head all around. I tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling brother!
The way he says goin nuts kills me
his delivery is always so good, he's a gem
My personal biggest laugh of the season
Oh my gosh it was my biggest laugh too. Shirt brother had me laughing the hardest I’ve laughed in months
It’s too late for me. I’m awake now.
"moving my head all around" is such a fun mental image.
such a big fan of him, wanted to own his life or something
I put enough animal hurt out in the world
My roommate is typically pretty stoic and doesn't laugh much. When that line hit, I've never seen him laugh that hard
I saw his whole penis, and it was redder than hell
Your penis just pop?
It’s a video of me beating up a kid
We’re sorry we danced in the kitchen when you had all your stuff out on the marble island.
I watched that sketch twice and couldn’t figure out what they said both times! A great itch just got scratched.
I’m sowwy mista!
Stomp my foot
I said, “I don’t care how this helps you with Jump Junkies!”
This is the line. This throw away line in that context is so quietly weird. Thank you.
I had a difficult conversation with my daughter this morning.
That’s hard. That’s… that’s hard ☹️
Now tell me what it'd take to get you zippin around up there like a bug
Metaloid Fun Fact: Metaloid Maniac can fly
I hope Toilet Truck dies.
I hope baby duck dies
I hope someone finds them and kills them
My favorite part of this is that they live in the same building, just different apartments.
We really know very little
there’s monsters on the world
[удалено]
How he keeps repeating it and getting more worried and sad each time cracks me up
Is there really something?
I don't know
You have to breathe, Mike!
I’m all crossed up
I forget how to work the body
What.
Dad, fucking breathe!
You’re a rock star!
True true
Lost my shit at this during my second viewing.
when I was a kid I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water
I was supposed to die!
but a fish bumped me out, with its nose.
You're really nice!
This is my favorite obscure one from this season
Right, like it didn't contribute to the sketch in any way but it made me happy lol
All she did was smile and nod hahaha
I imagine it was put in there for misdirection. Makes the main bit funnier if you don’t see it coming.
I’m well within my legal right to KILL you right now.
Looks like I, am going on a date
This felt so much like a Kyle Mooney sketch. This line read especially. I feel like I can see him playing that character.
#***He built.***
#His ground.
There was 300 springs in her soup.
My salad is Lights Out
Obsessed with this one
A FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAGS!
bites and bits
*bits and bites
My brother is 41…
it's my birthday in 10 days :) 🕺
I don't even know who you are. I'm Flynn's Grandpa. What the hell are you talking about?!?!
I tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling, brother
Hey that’s okay, that’s alright. Everything is great, everything tonight. If you want to feel the feel, you want to feel the fire then that’s all right. Just don’t grow tired. If you want to be great, then you gotta be good. Do it now in the neighborhood.
When I first watched the season I was kind of dumbstruck by this solo. I was just sitting there blinking, lol.
Carmelo said your face looks like a clock.
Before you make your decision, I just want you to know… I believe Carlos is a *ho* 🥹🎶
it’s just what I believe
It REALLLYYY *bothered* me
This is actually my ground !
Yeah I dip in.
You get into Aqua? How the fuck do you get into Aqua?
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua
Your heart is going nuts right now, are you at haunted house?
DON'T SAY YOU WERE JACKING OFF WHEN YOU WERE AT HAUNTED HOUSE!
I dip in.
I built the back deck at Club Aqua
I’m puttin ya down, bitch
This is BY FAR the one that caught me off guard the most and made me laugh so hard
What the hell is that? #I TOLD YOU I CAN’T DRAW COMPUTERS
fucking street sets!!
Is there any way we could make you go crazy like a bug up there?
6 eggs? That was at least like, 25
That 1 egg is 40 eggs?
I don't know about *office to office!*
Can you just move around like a bug.
This get burned?
Stop looking around!
OP talks about obscure quotes his whole life. Then, one day, he goes to the zoo, puts his hands through the bars, and shoots Godzilla the Gorilla.
I actually thought that was a dog at that chair
So fucking cool
Mikes friend group has a smooth rhythm perfectly orchestrated by mike
i got too hyper :(
I didn't realize until later this guy was one of the turbo team guys from the first episode
my life is nothing i thought it would be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there were monsters in the world
*ON the world.
:: out of side of mouth :: It’s got a bush? What the hellllllllll?
That’s a nude egg i won from my game, I’m not in trouble
I think we should be able to watch a little porn at work
You think that’s obscure? You sure about that?
Every time you say that I’m just gonna keep doing it!!
Oh, I am well within my rights to KILL YOU right now!
you GOTTA know how crazy you sound!!
Now comes the time of the night where I face the wall for fifteen minutes and give you guys a chance to Jack off.
that 1 egg was 40 eggs?
Stop looking around!
I just wanted to do something nice before alcohol class
I thought he was gonna steal my deCALS!!
**WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!**
She's Frankenstein's chick, and I'm her manager.
We’re gonna go NUTS in there!
I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict.
Ramp guitar by slish valez
I squoze and let out a fart , you’re all right.
Now you're in more in trouble than me unfortunately.
AHH LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU RICH LITTLE FUUUCK
bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup as I make my wife drink more water so she can keep her jacket on
No one’s ever getting this head. No one’s ever cutting off my daddy’s head
I'll have to take your word for it
It’s a cup! It’s a fuckin cup!
It's a fuckin bike you scumbag!
We’re gona go bites and bits. Ok, bits and bites.
HEY EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT! *dances*
“What can we do to make it look like you’re going crazy up there like a bug?”
The wall that HE built
You could be a flapper… a WHHHAHT? Like a 1920s Dancer
If that’s true you are my favorite person.
Not the wife.
I really hope toilet truck dies
But you were saying your boss was…acting crazy?
Bent wrist. Thing fuckin exploded
Bet ya didn’t know you were riding with the driving crooner or working with the driving crooner
Doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink doink…
I'm not a teacher!
Did your penis pop?
So now I pay more.
I was being a wildman in the pool
“I thought this highlighter was a pimp”
Cranston
No, let me think of it! I’ll think of it! I’LL THINK OF IT!!!
from tower of money
Now you're in more in trouble than me, unfortunately.
It's too late for me. I'm awake now.
God I love that fuckin song man. I just don’t know if any of it’s true.
And your newest friends
Fuck Oh No!
THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!
When I get home, there’s something I’m worried about about my life
It’s a bloody cock!
Your penis pop?
“I don’t know how to work the body”
I’m puttin you down bitch