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Guys, 2022 is almost over come on

Without research and just using context. It's likely a "zombie" virus because the virus is still alive/came back alive after being recovered. Not because of its affects on a person...

Nah, we getting zombies!

All my training in CoD zombies has prepared me for this moment. 

where's the box

It's nacht, there's only one box location

Yeh, but then you get to the maps where the box fuckin teleports away..

Yeah...

Then you wanna die, and cry.

All my training in DOOM and The Walking Dead has trained me for this very day. We will slay together fellow redditor.

Michael's Zombies because I am poor

Can we please? I’m sick of waiting.

Pre order up yet or naw?

I better fast track my 5 year old's target practice sessions with the mp5.

I mean didn't the walking dead just say that the zombie virus started in a lab in France? Just saying...

Covid was born in december. Just sayin.

November

Let's hope it doesn't get released tomorrow

When pandemics become a every other year patch : 

I’m actually crying laughing at this. I’d give you gold but I’m broke so have this unicorn emoji instead 🦄

Earth patch notes

Humans gettin nerfed.

We are nerfed bro hundreds of animals can own 20 people if they rlly tried

Hundreds of animals can own 20 people? Wtf does that even mean? 💀

Did they stutter?

hardcore mode

Mass bans incoming

What? Who put Microsoft in charge?

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I wanna see the beta version first, to know if it's any good.

Is the release related to NNN?

Yoooo, New plague just dropped

This virus No-nutted for 48,500 years. Surely it can make it through NNN

Pretty sure china had cases as early as October possibly earlier

Maybe this is the real reason China is trying to go into lock down now. They didn't tell us about COVID.

Holy shit. If there were a pandemic in Russia, I guarantee they wouldn’t report it. If they spread it while everyone else is unaware, it would be a great strategy. Let’s coin that the “CCP wuhan strategy”. Gotta give credit to the shit birds that did it first.

That’s scary.

And that bat was delicious! Sorry fam

Late October?

Actually October maybe even September

It is literally **CO**rona **VI**rus from **D**ecember 20**19** (COVID-19)

No, the virus is called SARS-CoV-2, the disease is called COVID-19, **CO**rona**VI**rus **D**isease 20**19.**

I’m not mad at you for sharing. I’m just mad because that’s fucking stupid. They could pick any fucking letters they want out of more than 50 and they go for the marketable and easy to say one. /s

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I'm still trying to figure this one out.. why!? who said, oh Shit COVID coming time to buy all of the toilet paper!

Lmaooooo

november or possibly as early as october actually.

That's what we said about 2019. Look what happened there.

Covid-19 started spreading fast in 2020.

2019 vibes intensify

Tbh yeah, but still fear a day you won't be breathing

already can't breathe thanks to all the respiratory viruses going around

Sorry man, *Marry Christmas*

who tf is christmas and why would I marry him?

Oh shut up, you would.

Smash

Covid only really kicked in in February 2020 even though it was late 2019

Time to buy some toilet paper....

I really need tp

Oh shit here we go again.

Bang hole part two? Where is part one?

For my bang hole

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Did you realize your mouth makes the same shape as your butthole when you say the word poop and when you're pooping

O moment

You do realize since the mouth connects in a straight line to the butthole we are basically really complicated donuts

Just use the water hose or shower and waffle stomp that shit.

or use water

lmao I almost forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder. This time I'll be prepared.

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Firearms would be a better investment.

Still have those from last virus. Ate too much Mexican food in the last few years though

Fair enough, just make sure your ammo supplies are nice and large, you’ll need it if this is as bad as it sounds.

Rifle Pistol Axe Machete Hammer Crossbow Peanut butter Pemmican Honey Hardtack Firestarter First aid kit Miles and miles of rope Miles and miles of fishing line Plastic bags Ziploc bags Aluminum foil Magnifying glass Compass

Get robbed the instant you leave your home.

During and apocalypse its just called looting. Nice loot

Already got em and then some.

...or a bidet and laugh at pandemics forever.

Bought one recently, took about a month to finish my already started pack of tp. Opened a fresh pack of 12 3 days ago, time to see how long it lasts.

Tried one once, wasn't really a fan. I hear they are better with hot water. This one was cold and not pleasant at all...

Time to fill up my car and the gasoline tanks…

Last time I use so much toilet paper that it gives me an anal fissure from cleaning my ass ... Becouse of that I learn only to water my but and clean it with neutral soap . Now I am immune to not have paper . And I learn how to make my own soap in case of an apocalypse . I am totally prepared for the zombie apocalypse !

Nah bidet is the way

Forget toilet paper, get a bidet.

Get a bidet and never worry about it again.

Get a bidet you newbie.

What could possibly go wrong here?

COOOORAL

Stay in the house (for months at a time again) coral

 CORAL! They’re coming, CORAL!

It’s not a “zombie virus” they just call it that because the VIRUS ITSELF came back from “the dead” 🙄🙄

Do they mean that it just froze and then thawed again?

Yes, which is something that most viruses are capable of.

Hmm that’s a bit strange. However I’m sure the poster called it a “ZOMBIE VIRUS BURIED IN ICE” just to try and be descriptive and creative. I trust that the slight side effects that people now think that it’s a “ZOMBIE VIRUS” is just coincidental and has nothing to with anything related to click bait

You are severely underestimating how low these media outlets will go. It's fucking click bait, and a shitty one at that.

I'll take 'shit that never happened' for $500, Alex.

Yup. Someone is just pasting the catchy headline on a random picture, listing things that already happened as proof.

Because it hasn’t happened yet 🤯

It might very well have. Few people will bother checking things out, and there's probably hundreds of cuckooheads making predictions about some vague catastrophe for every other day in the next 10 years or so if you dig far enough. You just have to ignore all of them and pull the one that hit some new event the closest and tadaa, you got a magical oracle person that was able to predict the future (once in one of their likely many tries that never materialized).

_Nostradamus enters the chat_

Funny enough, she predicted you would say that.

Daily Double

Okay, I said the same thing but your comment made me google it, and BOOOOYYYY IM READY FOR THIS NEW STIMMY

In the next few decades, we’ll have a close pass with a meteor, there’ll be a failed assassination attempt on a world leader, the financial world will be rocked by a computer virus, and teens will get even moodier. This kind of BS is easy.

Humanity is really finding ways to fuck us all up

Fucking Vanga again. I'm so tired of people "discovering her new predictions" years after her death and not once before anyone "discovering her new predictions" before thing actually happened

Baba Vanga got to eat by drawing some attention like today’s financial analysts and reporters.

She doesn't need to eat, she's dead, haha

She couldn't predict that 💀

 But like, the version he says when he died

sus right haha

Bro she died like 10 years ago

Every spychic retrospectively predicted 9/11, she never predicted brexit, she predicted that mother ruzzia would be unstoppable and hostile aliens. Pretty much covering all the bases, the kgb investigated her to see if there was any truth to the claims of her powers, they left concluding that there wasnt any. Still I thought of her when this news came out, this virus is dead and was only amongst some animals, its a nice coincidence though.

How many spy chicks do you know?

Hahaha, thats very good, i wont edit it to correct that spelling, like that joke too muxh

Let’s never forget her most chilling prediction, “Everyone will face a challenge at some point in the future.” Still gives me chills.

Tom Clancy predicted 9/11. It wasn’t exactly a stretch

Yeah spychic's are the worst!

I'm surprised it wasn't discovered in Australia.

Try to find ice in Australia💀

Is that a Gobby on Ice reference?

2022 is almost over no need to worry

First case of Covid-19 was Dec 1st 2019, years not over yet. Not saying I believe, just saying.

Oh shit here we go again

it’s dec 2nd on friday, as long as we can make it there we are fine

It's been 3 years since then? My God...

Psychics arent real either. We double safe

It’s kinda misleading calling it a “zombie virus.” It’s saying the virus has been revived by scientists to study it. Or that the viruses may be dormant and brought to life with climate change melting the permafrost. Not that it’s a virus that turns beings into zombies.

Source : trust me bro

Source: Plague Inc

“Yo you guys getting the new virus when it drops”

Wait a virus 48,500 years ago shouldn't be evolved enough to affect humans right? RIGHT?!

well... humans existed 48,500 years ago

But it's only the year 2023, so how can humans exist before that Edit: It's a joke guys come on

This is one huge clickbait. Term "zombie viruses" stands for multiple viruses that were frozen for thousands years and still survived. So don't worry, there won't be the walking dead irl.

Put that shit back. One pandemic is enough for a lifetime.

on season 3 of the decade of hell

 Here we go again

Yeah yeah, every year there's this meme and there was never a virus... that's what i was saying before COVID

Third time the charm

Nooooo. Please god no..... Oh wait, my cancer will probably kill me 1st. Sucks for ya'll.

Some people have all the luck

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok but....2022 is just about over.

Yes, but it could start of slowly like covid. Then rape us all when our guard is down?! Right? Lol Or most likely, all made up

Any article that starts with "scientists", consider it a shit-article.

Generally true. Science has been stolen and turned into a religion.

That's some Plague Inc. shit.

Ah shit.. here we go again..

Is this true or no? Edit: would we be able to counter it because of technological advances now or would it not? Also found out it’s true

Well 2022 is nearly over…the virus needs to hurry it’s monkey ass up

Well shit that's just fucking amazing... atleast we now know that in a pandemic it's not food that runs out quick it's fucking toilet paper.

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Good News everyone!

Scientists really need to stop playing god. Also sometimes things shouldn’t be brought to life. Did anyone learn anything from Frankenstein??

I’m putting my money on that they just melted a icechunk and the title is ridiculous clickbaity

Why are we digging that shit up?!

To see what happens. Our curiosity will kill us.

Well the story opposite about the blind clairvoyant certainly adds credibility to the publication

FUCk offf

She's not blind, she's just poopin in a cornfield. Move along.

Why do we think we have any business bringing ancient viruses back to life after the last 3 fucking years?

Because we wanna recreate the Plague Inc Frozen Virus scenario! /s

Oh Shibabawa in real Life from opm

Someone somewhere eating or fuking some shit they shouldn’t..

Best to just destroy the samples then.

There's already small rural towns in Inner Mongolia that are reporting new mystery cases. May not be *this* though.

Someone stop interviewing her

It’s probably fake, right guys?…. Right?

Google Baba Vanga and you'll see it for yourself lol

We shouldn’t be reviving dead viruses people. Our curiosity will kill us.

WHY WOULD YOU REVIVE IT!?

Hope it start's in the leadership this time

We should have kept funding project Stargate


I'm ready for a zombie apocalypse, I wanna kill zombies!

You’ll be one of the first to turn

Or I can just take breaks from killing zombies that have disbanded from groups

Not if I bite you, first…no one ever thinks they’ll be one of the ones who turn…everyone assumes they’ll be a rugged survivor…f that, I’m gonna bite people…I’ve accepted my fate, accept yours…hahahaha

Oh, shit. Here we go again!

Why do most clairvoyants look downtrodden and impoverished? You would think they would hit at at least one lottery somewhere and be living comfortably…

Nazi zombies seems plausible at this point..

For fuck's sake

Climate change causes Ice Melting Ancient Virus: Aight' Imma head out

That grandma half in the casket.

Bro watchu mean “half in the casket” she died like 20 years ago, she fully in the casket

Surely this is fake, haha, right guys? Right?

Why the fuck did they REVIVE it

r/whatcouldgowrong

At this point you might as well make bets on biological discoveries because most of the times it comes to monkey with virus escaped, outbreak because of a dumb reason or it a disappears after a month and was a dud.

Just end it already

Pls

Oh no govs over hyping diseases to take control of citizens. I think I've seen this before