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ASTATINE_628

He kinda looks like this plumber I once saw on TV.


happydictates

Saw him leaving my house once. Didn’t even know we had a problem with the plumbing, but kudos to my wife for getting on top of it quickly.


ASTATINE_628

Could have been the video I saw. If that's the case, you have a nice wife.


nonanarchist

Confirmed she got on top of it quickly


TheRealGreenArrow420

And off and on and off and on


Jonk3r

She got on top of it quickly then slowly then quickly then I finished and now I don’t know the rest of the story.


JHaywire

Perhaps not “nice,” considering the situation. But she’s definitely fuckable.


Sad_Exit_1030

I LOVE the meme that Johnny Sins has fucked all our GFs but we're too oblivious to know.


LogiCsmxp

He died the little death for our sins.


iou_uu

Not the only thing your wife got on top of.


st3adyfreddy

What channel? Asking for a friend


eggimage

must be nickelodeon


st3adyfreddy

The real holup is always in the comments


yeorgenson

Tell your friend not to go looking around for BWC sauce


Reasonable_Ad4927

Your wrong I saw him on tv before he’s a famous astronaut


AlexLandrumJr

Wait I saw him once as a doctor on tv.


tunacan94

That's funny I once saw him working as a college professor once at a college He's a great mentor.....he helped some of the students for free after class and they studied together so long I wouldn't see the students leave the building till late at night It's great to see teachers going the extra mile with their students


cum_toast

Knew I recognized him from one of those house flipping shows! I watched a scene when he was doing some carpentry.. guy really knows how to use a hammer!


RichAd195

Mario Mario?


Zestyclose-Pay-1889

Huh...pretty sure that guy is a doctor... Or a tradesman ...or a personal trainer ......I think an astronaut? Guy definitely...gets around


stun

*Ass*tronaut


ThreatLevelBertie

To boldly go where no man has gone before... at least, not that day.


notapunk

Or since lunch


cantfindmykeys

Ok fine, not since that short break 20 minutes ago


Krystalinhell

Pretty sure he was a plumber once, too. ETA realized a tradesman is also a plumber. I’m an idiot.


AlphaBearMode

He delivered a pizza to my wife and they’re dating now


Krystalinhell

So he’s your boyfriend-in-law?


kmj420

He is actually our landscaper. He does shit work, but the wife seems to like him


StrokeGameHusky

Jack of all trades, master of cum


Prudent-Ad1002

Plumber, for sure.


Shanedabull

Ahh the Sinns he must have committed in the heat of combat.


seangraves1984

*cumbat


mrmcdrizzlefizz

Mortal cumbath


Competitive-Weird855

Cum over here!


Keverrkerr

Finish on him!


Primary-Recipe-4236

Finish in him*


West_Ad_7300

Instructions unclear so my dick fell off


Keverrkerr

ok, that's even better. Then we can continue with Fertility! wait...


User_091920

Babality!


patchyj

M-M-MID-LIFE-CRISIS!!


RadiantPKK

Flawless Victory


CalligrapherVivd

I fucking love.


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turtlepowerpizzatime

Um, excuse me, I paid my $8.


Meatus67

Mortal Cumquat!


quatmosk

I resemble that remark!


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Yep it’s that one pstar isn’t it


MattDaddyDaddyMatt

Cbat


wcslater

*cummited


DeepSensualMokkery

I bet he made staff Sargeant


Shanedabull

I think he was a drill Sargeant


Snabelpaprika

I have seen videos where he is a colonel...


m00n_walken

Wait a minute, wasn't he an astronaut...


eyehalfporegrahammer

Always has been (astronaut meme)


Ok_Map_Im_Here

![gif](giphy|LXd7eSWJx8556|downsized)


Longjumping_King_546

Definitely a Rear Admiral


CheerioJack

Had to comment on how funny and genius this is. 10/10.


Shanedabull

Thank you kindly lol


XArgel_TalX

nah, he made the Sgt stiff tho..


veridique

What is a Sargeant?


ace425

Honorary Stiff Sergeant


PMUrAnus

He is the most decorated Army Doctor who used to be a teacher, a plumber, and a kind neighbor before joining the military 🫡


Shanedabull

Salute this brave multi-career oriented fucker.


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Wait is that that one pstar


Shanedabull

Johnny Sinns


horyo

Lol awk I was confused by this post thinking it was related to the account posting something opposite to what the fake Ben Shapiro would write. But I was also like "wow that soldier is attractive."


Shanedabull

Lol it's definitely a IYKYK kinda post. But that's why it's on r/Holup, we creeps know lmao.


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paradise_circus157

Source? Not /s


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Firestone117

Yeah too bad they’ve discontinued the verification. It was fun for a few days tho


alwaysnear

Lol Elon caved already?


johnqsack69

Like a mine in Thailand


OminaeYu81

Oooof


Ey3_913

(r)oof


ChillyBearGrylls

-y


OmahaMike402

A ladymine?


johnqsack69

You gotta enter through the rear


mythslayer1

Does it have an Adam's apple?


yukonhoneybadger

If you focus on the entrance you wont be distracted by what is or isnt in other places


mal_laney

In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing...


LonesomeOneryAndMean

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts


wethelabyrinths111

Even for the internet...it's pretty shocking


mrmastermimi

like a blood emerald mine in South Africa


alwaysnear

Hah Well, hopefully this knocks him down a peg. Dude is spiraling.


KomradeYoda

I chortled


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Really!?!


gefjunhel

after people tanked like 50 billion in stocks yep xD troll accounts faked insulin being free and lockheed martin stopping sales to certain countries and their stocks dropped by 20 billion each


osdeverYT

“certain countries” The tweet straight up said they were stopping sales to their home country lmao


Wattsupwithalan

not seeing the problem. i mean its their own fault for making any business decisions based on twitter.


louiloui152

Because someone posted as the company that produces insulin. And cause them to lose 30 billion in a day


Afabledhero1

That's not true


frumpywebkin

I think you mean a few hours lol


DorothyHollingsworth

I saw one I think from this same account that said something like "the difference between sex and gender is I don't wanna have gender with my sister." I was crying.


akr_13

Musk really brought back comedy on Twitter. Just not in the way he expected.


DDELFIERRO

TBH Ben Shapiro’s real account is pure parody. Wait… right?!?


Wattsupwithalan

everything ive seen from benny has always looked like hes just trolling


pighammerduck

He isn't though, he's just a moron. Lol.


SubjectAd2261

Seeing that his existence is a joke, one could think that but he's serious which makes it even funnier in a pathetic way.


Blumpkin4Brady

Scrolling through r/whitpeopletwitter has been so enjoyable these last two days


WookiEEBrood

Soldier -What do we do sergeant , they have us surrounded . Sergeant sinns- hold my lube son.


[deleted]

Sgt Step Brother, what are you doing!


Jonk3r

We’re hiding the snake.


RichAd195

From lubriCANT to lubriCAN.


captjust

Is this from a porno? This looks like it’s from a porno. I bet it’s from a porno.


Due_Life_3093

How dare you, this man is National hero, first a Marine, then Doctor, later an astronaut who literally destroyed Russians and Chinese in space. Now he does God's work as a priest and a teacher.


Thechampy1

He’s also a loving step father to many!


The_Muddy_Puddle

>National hero From the UK, I can confirm he has helped on an I ternstional ledvk too


YellowGetRekt

Sir did you have a stroke? Are you ok?


The_Muddy_Puddle

I'm using mobile, but even I'll admit that just went ridiculous. I meant to say international level.


whoisthismuaddib

I assumed it was a Reddit inside joke that I didn’t get


KiwiGhostz

to be fair, that could be passed of as one though💀


cantfindmykeys

It all starts right here. The beginning of a legend riding on the back(and other things) of another legend


actuallychrisgillen

It’s very covfefe


homelaberator

I thought you were typing one handed and had just reached the quickening.


ilikesaucy

It's ok. It's just muddy puddle!


SaraCBuu

🏆


Zomeesh

Yeah I find it hard to type with one hand too


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

LMAO. I’d applaud but, ya know, one hand...


whif42

Yea I'm sure he's an excellent cable repair guy too.


Corey854

Jonny Kim is just a wanna be of the real deal


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

He delivered my pizza a few times as well


jbones619

All while being a dedicated stepfather.


KidsNeedaHero

You just described Jonny Kim.


morto00x

He's also an experienced plumber and electrician. A true Renaissance Man.


miaomiaomiao

Are you avoiding the question?


Crazy-Entertainer242

I love a good cumback story


SovietK

and a teacher, and a student.


Idrk_whatiam563

And a pizza delivery guy


AngryxMonkey

Johnny Sins


ToeJamFootballer

Looks like Ron Howard a bit


Swords_and_Words

Comedy law tells us that this must be from a porno


gottolovethecraft

That soldier has taking more for the team than you will ever know.


PracticalPlastic4123

He doesn't take as much as he gives, truly a selfless man.


wisconsinking

I wonder if Jonny knows about these memes or how he'd react to them.


joefred44

he is very aware lol, the guy is very active on the internet for someone who gets so much pussy


eldenxlord

They are paid actresses it's just a job for him


RASPUTIN-4

I don’t get it


Excellent-Ad9837

It's Johnny Sins dressed as a guy in the army. He's a pornstar. Btw, I know that because of memes so no weird stuff. The memes are very popular. If you don't get the twitter part, there's a bunch of fake accounts of people because verification and name changes are only $8 and Ben Shapiro is a political commentator who is notorious for saying dumb and uninformed stuff so the joke is that he posted a picture of a pornstar thinking he was a real army person. Idk what they're called.


b0urb0n

Impressive summarizing skills


Excellent-Ad9837

Thank you very much!


CultBro

Not all heroes where capes


DaRudeabides

Or make gapes


manmadeofhonor

These two men and gapes are what I want to see, and you all can't tell me I'm wrong


DaRudeabides

An anagram of BS's name is ape horn sib, take from that what you will


b0urb0n

Or condoms


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JmacsCock

Who is this guy, I have never seen him in my life before


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Yeah right. You’re fooling nobody chief


Saintsauron

Lucky you, that's Ben Shapiro.


Pancake_Mix_00

Hey that’s my wife’s yoga instructor!


SuperSuperKyle

His flag patch is backwards


A-Ballpoint-Bannanna

Worse- he’s wearing one on each side.


RedneckMechanic911

No rank on his PC either.


bullplop11

Don’t need to see the rank to know he’s a private.


Rocyrino

Ah fuck, here we go again


choborallye

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


AttnAgent007

Yo, that guy was my sister's math teacher, he must make a lot of money with all these jobs he has.


MyTinyPenguinBalls

I’m a little disappointed that this is from a parody account because I could definitely see him actually doing this by mistake.


Kevinvl123

Nah, I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's knowledge on male porn stars is suspiciously well developed.


ImpressionOne8275

Ben Shapiro's whole existence is a mistake.


ugly_pizza1

Let's just say more than the front lines were breached that day


Amp209

He's a great man that's my girlfriend's yoga instructor


Russian_Coalminer

@B3nSh4p1ro sounds very legit


PaperRoc

I didn't realize my wife's personal trainer was in the military o7 He's a great guy. I've never seen her more excited to go to the gym.


FlamingTrollz

### Johnny? ![gif](giphy|XDaLiUu8VyreM|downsized)


Swords_and_Words

I do not recognize this person, but I know enough about comedy to know what this probably is And it's hilarious


HistoryWeeb

I remember this guy, he was my sister's high school chemistry teacher


Forsaken_legion

Strange… I just saw this guy yesterday getting all the veterans perks but… for some reason…. all the girls knew who he was.. hmmm


TickletheEther

Lock and drop loads


Holyshit247

That’s my plumber. Fucker! 😂


insideouthoodie

Is that Ron Howard?


QDaSavage

Funny thing is I could see him posting this without knowing it's Johnny Sins as well as him knowing but hoping he's the only one secretly watching hardcore gay porn. P.S. Even though I hate her politics and personality in general I'd seriously consider giving up my first born in exchange for two hours of unrestricted fun time with his sisters amazing, gargantuan, monolithic breast


heilspawn

https://mobile.twitter.com/b3nsh4p1ro/status/1591180496679374849


Like_the_Fisch

Who's gonna tell him?


parmashwar

*The Avengers theme song playing the background*


allpabloallhoney

I really wish I had the funds to house all vets in the USA.


Random_Average__Guy

Mortal Cumshot


Mirewen15

Fucking Reddit, I miss out on so many inside jokes because I don't watch porn. That's what this is right? Soldier is in a porno?


Hellkat2020

Yes.


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The most accomplished man in the world right there. Been a doctor a fireman a police officer and so many other professions.


TheBestAtWriting

why not just rename holup r/parodypostsfromtwitter at this point


HawlSera

explain the joke please


bakerberry_223

It's best u don't know


HawlSera

I wanna know


Tonlick

Served women’s buttholes and pussys


CletusVanDamnit

Shouldn't that flag emblem be flipped horizontally?


Darth_Baeaddil

Butt, especially Men, right Ben?? ...come on, come on....


Smokey-Cole

What am I missing?


DrNickRiviera20

![gif](giphy|1I43BTfDMV1qo|downsized) Porn star Johnny Sins (a/k/a, Steve Wolfe) The more you know 💫…….


Thrilleye51

He's serving dick


Cyrus_rule

Ben Shapiro is Bald?!


Does_Not-Matter

Captain Biggus Dickus