By - berrylakin
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He kinda looks like this plumber I once saw on TV.
Saw him leaving my house once. Didn’t even know we had a problem with the plumbing, but kudos to my wife for getting on top of it quickly.
Could have been the video I saw. If that's the case, you have a nice wife.
Confirmed she got on top of it quickly
And off and on and off and on
She got on top of it quickly then slowly then quickly then I finished and now I don’t know the rest of the story.
Perhaps not “nice,” considering the situation. But she’s definitely fuckable.
I LOVE the meme that Johnny Sins has fucked all our GFs but we're too oblivious to know.
He died the little death for our sins.
Not the only thing your wife got on top of.
What channel? Asking for a friend
must be nickelodeon
The real holup is always in the comments
Tell your friend not to go looking around for BWC sauce
Your wrong I saw him on tv before he’s a famous astronaut
Wait I saw him once as a doctor on tv.
I once saw him working as a college professor once at a college
He's a great mentor.....he helped some of the students for free after class and they studied together so long I wouldn't see the students leave the building till late at night
It's great to see teachers going the extra mile with their students
Knew I recognized him from one of those house flipping shows! I watched a scene when he was doing some carpentry.. guy really knows how to use a hammer!
Huh...pretty sure that guy is a doctor...
Or a tradesman
...or a personal trainer
......I think an astronaut?
Guy definitely...gets around
To boldly go where no man has gone before... at least, not that day.
Or since lunch
Ok fine, not since that short break 20 minutes ago
Pretty sure he was a plumber once, too. ETA realized a tradesman is also a plumber. I’m an idiot.
He delivered a pizza to my wife and they’re dating now
So he’s your boyfriend-in-law?
He is actually our landscaper. He does shit work, but the wife seems to like him
Jack of all trades, master of cum
Plumber, for sure.
Ahh the Sinns he must have committed in the heat of combat.
Cum over here!
Finish on him!
Finish in him*
Instructions unclear so my dick fell off
ok, that's even better. Then we can continue with
I fucking love.
Um, excuse me, I paid my $8.
I resemble that remark!
Yep it’s that one pstar isn’t it
I bet he made staff Sargeant
I think he was a drill Sargeant
I have seen videos where he is a colonel...
Wait a minute, wasn't he an astronaut...
Always has been (astronaut meme)
Definitely a Rear Admiral
Had to comment on how funny and genius this is. 10/10.
Thank you kindly lol
nah, he made the Sgt stiff tho..
What is a Sargeant?
Honorary Stiff Sergeant
He is the most decorated Army Doctor who used to be a teacher, a plumber, and a kind neighbor before joining the military
Salute this brave multi-career oriented fucker.
Wait is that that one pstar
Lol awk I was confused by this post thinking it was related to the account posting something opposite to what the fake Ben Shapiro would write. But I was also like "wow that soldier is attractive."
Lol it's definitely a IYKYK kinda post. But that's why it's on r/Holup, we creeps know lmao.
Yeah too bad they’ve discontinued the verification. It was fun for a few days tho
Lol Elon caved already?
Like a mine in Thailand
You gotta enter through the rear
Does it have an Adam's apple?
If you focus on the entrance you wont be distracted by what is or isnt in other places
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing...
Even for the internet...it's pretty shocking
like a blood emerald mine in South Africa
Well, hopefully this knocks him down a peg. Dude is spiraling.
after people tanked like 50 billion in stocks yep xD
troll accounts faked insulin being free and lockheed martin stopping sales to certain countries and their stocks dropped by 20 billion each
“certain countries” The tweet straight up said they were stopping sales to their home country lmao
not seeing the problem. i mean its their own fault for making any business decisions based on twitter.
Because someone posted as the company that produces insulin. And cause them to lose 30 billion in a day
That's not true
I think you mean a few hours lol
I saw one I think from this same account that said something like "the difference between sex and gender is I don't wanna have gender with my sister." I was crying.
Musk really brought back comedy on Twitter. Just not in the way he expected.
TBH Ben Shapiro’s real account is pure parody.
everything ive seen from benny has always looked like hes just trolling
He isn't though, he's just a moron. Lol.
Seeing that his existence is a joke, one could think that but he's serious which makes it even funnier in a pathetic way.
Scrolling through r/whitpeopletwitter has been so enjoyable these last two days
Soldier -What do we do sergeant , they have us surrounded .
Sergeant sinns- hold my lube son.
Sgt Step Brother, what are you doing!
We’re hiding the snake.
From lubriCANT to lubriCAN.
Is this from a porno? This looks like it’s from a porno. I bet it’s from a porno.
How dare you, this man is National hero, first a Marine, then Doctor, later an astronaut who literally destroyed Russians and Chinese in space. Now he does God's work as a priest and a teacher.
He’s also a loving step father to many!
From the UK, I can confirm he has helped on an I ternstional ledvk too
Sir did you have a stroke? Are you ok?
I'm using mobile, but even I'll admit that just went ridiculous.
I meant to say international level.
I assumed it was a Reddit inside joke that I didn’t get
to be fair, that could be passed of as one though💀
It all starts right here. The beginning of a legend riding on the back(and other things) of another legend
It’s very covfefe
I thought you were typing one handed and had just reached the quickening.
It's ok. It's just muddy puddle!
Yeah I find it hard to type with one hand too
LMAO. I’d applaud but, ya know, one hand...
Yea I'm sure he's an excellent cable repair guy too.
Jonny Kim is just a wanna be of the real deal
He delivered my pizza a few times as well
All while being a dedicated stepfather.
You just described Jonny Kim.
He's also an experienced plumber and electrician. A true Renaissance Man.
Are you avoiding the question?
I love a good cumback story
and a teacher, and a student.
And a pizza delivery guy
Looks like Ron Howard a bit
Comedy law tells us that this must be from a porno
That soldier has taking more for the team than you will ever know.
He doesn't take as much as he gives, truly a selfless man.
I wonder if Jonny knows about these memes or how he'd react to them.
he is very aware lol, the guy is very active on the internet for someone who gets so much pussy
They are paid actresses it's just a job for him
I don’t get it
It's Johnny Sins dressed as a guy in the army. He's a pornstar. Btw, I know that because of memes so no weird stuff. The memes are very popular. If you don't get the twitter part, there's a bunch of fake accounts of people because verification and name changes are only $8 and Ben Shapiro is a political commentator who is notorious for saying dumb and uninformed stuff so the joke is that he posted a picture of a pornstar thinking he was a real army person. Idk what they're called.
Impressive summarizing skills
Thank you very much!
Not all heroes where capes
Or make gapes
These two men and gapes are what I want to see, and you all can't tell me I'm wrong
An anagram of BS's name is ape horn sib, take from that what you will
Who is this guy, I have never seen him in my life before
Yeah right. You’re fooling nobody chief
Lucky you, that's Ben Shapiro.
Hey that’s my wife’s yoga instructor!
His flag patch is backwards
Worse- he’s wearing one on each side.
No rank on his PC either.
Don’t need to see the rank to know he’s a private.
Ah fuck, here we go again
Yo, that guy was my sister's math teacher, he must make a lot of money with all these jobs he has.
I’m a little disappointed that this is from a parody account because I could definitely see him actually doing this by mistake.
Nah, I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's knowledge on male porn stars is suspiciously well developed.
Ben Shapiro's whole existence is a mistake.
Let's just say more than the front lines were breached that day
He's a great man that's my girlfriend's yoga instructor
@B3nSh4p1ro sounds very legit
I didn't realize my wife's personal trainer was in the military o7
He's a great guy. I've never seen her more excited to go to the gym.
I do not recognize this person, but I know enough about comedy to know what this probably is
And it's hilarious
I remember this guy, he was my sister's high school chemistry teacher
Strange… I just saw this guy yesterday getting all the veterans perks but… for some reason…. all the girls knew who he was.. hmmm
Lock and drop loads
That’s my plumber. Fucker! 😂
Is that Ron Howard?
Funny thing is I could see him posting this without knowing it's Johnny Sins as well as him knowing but hoping he's the only one secretly watching hardcore gay porn.
P.S. Even though I hate her politics and personality in general I'd seriously consider giving up my first born in exchange for two hours of unrestricted fun time with his sisters amazing, gargantuan, monolithic breast
Who's gonna tell him?
*The Avengers theme song playing the background*
I really wish I had the funds to house all vets in the USA.
Fucking Reddit, I miss out on so many inside jokes because I don't watch porn. That's what this is right? Soldier is in a porno?
The most accomplished man in the world right there. Been a doctor a fireman a police officer and so many other professions.
why not just rename holup r/parodypostsfromtwitter at this point
explain the joke please
It's best u don't know
I wanna know
Served women’s buttholes and pussys
Shouldn't that flag emblem be flipped horizontally?
Butt, especially Men, right Ben?? ...come on, come on....
What am I missing?
Porn star Johnny Sins (a/k/a, Steve Wolfe) The more you know 💫…….
He's serving dick
Ben Shapiro is Bald?!
Captain Biggus Dickus