By - BiAdventureTime
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Women are going on in your life.
Sounds nice to be you!
Oh it's actually opposite. I am a nerd
I'm a nerd and my husband is a nerd and it's awesome. We met on Tinder. We matched cause we liked the nerdy things in the bio.
Don't listen to those numbers game people. You may get less matches by showing your nerdy interests, but the ones you get will actually like that about you and will go better.
You chose quality over quantity and beat the game
Or some might say that’s how it should be played.
Stacy's mom has got it going on.
She's all I want and I've waited so long.
Stacey’s dad has got me going mad
Stacy's brother makes me feel like no other.
Stacy herself is just watching from the shelf while I give a special kiss to Stacy's lil step-sis ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
Women are just too tired to be able to get to moon
Dang, tough luck, also WTF
As a man who is far away from the moon, I felt this. I am so tired.
This is true. As much as I'd like to get to the moon, I am very tired.
Women are you gonna get home can you get me a picture of it for a little bit of a weather and I will tell you about it when I get home
Kinda wholesome. Sounds like a 40 year marriage to me
Awww, so true!
Sounds like a drunk text in a 40 year marriage lol
That’s called a stroke.
This is the stroke:
“Women are not too bad for me today too lol I just got a bill from the last day of august and august august and February august august and august august June august august and august….“
Call the bondulance
Nah, this is Jada's last text to Will
The real holup is always in the comments
That's just the disc skipping on that lyric.
Here's the stroke with a side of LSD:
"Women are more uplifting and I think it is wild flowers and a bbq in a meeting with the never-before-seen 4.0GPA to be in my house".
Woman are ready for be gone for have a great weekend
Women are you doing today?
Wow, such thruth
Women are the most prevalent liquids on the market. Dafuq???
Whose bathwater did you order?
I didn't but my jucy water tastes a bit... Fishy
Women are you doing anything for a few days with the kids and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't know what to do about it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the house but I don't think so but I think I have to go to the house and get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to get it figured out but I think I would be able to find it but I think I would be able to get it figured out
Sounds like a painful divorce.
women are in a big group of women who have no choice of their children to be a male athlete or they are still working with the national guard and their parents
Me flavored water, 15cents!
Come taste my knees!
Women are edible
they sure are. I always ask them - should I take you out to eat or eat you out?
What do they normally respond with?
they mostly remove their pfp. not sure why they don't text back.
Huh… weird, I wonder why?
people on internet have been telling me that those women blocked me.
Possibly so, it may just be that they are so overwhelmed by your Handsomeness and overall charm that fall down and accidentally hit the block button
that's the only plausible explanation I've got on internet. hope they didn't hurt themselves too bad.
Np! They’re probably fine, but they probably got burns and frost burn form no.1. Your extremely high hotness, no.2. Your even higher coolness.
You forgot number 3. Convicted smooth criminal
Women are the most important because his death was a catalyst.
Almost sounds like a writing prompt
I recognise the auto words from writing about All American Boys in English class
Women are not going back in my potato soup
No they are not
Maybe if they said 'please,' that might change.
Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
Dahmer knows that only men should go in potato soup
Not after last time.
Women are welcome to come over whenever you're ready
I'm Gamer and a player
I'm not a player, I'm a gamer
players get bitches, I get bullied for wearing minecraft shirts in public
lol I got “Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner.”
This guy tinders
Women are doing well.
I sure hope so
Mine was “women are not doing well” so I guess it’s like 50/50 split?
Women are the cheese.
“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese”
Imma try this when I see her later.
Edit this comment when you get results
You may fascinate a cheese by giving it a piece of woman.
You may fascinate a piece by giving it a cheese woman.
Women are a myth
A smart phone wrote this
Mines just gibberish - Women are not doing anything to do with this thing but I think they will need a little bit more to work on it lol
Your phone is a politician
I knew it…
Women arent real.
They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting females have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has an CIA agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is female. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that women live longer than men? They work for the government!
Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made by soy present in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their genitals. But porn is a lie.
Have you ever seen a woman naked? Me neither. If you have a wife or a girlfriend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brain washed by the government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that women are made up.
The only other rational argument I can think of is where do kids come from. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "birth". Everyone knows kids come from orphanages and factories.
Did I change your mind or has the truth not reached your ears yet? women are a lie (any females are welcome to prove their existence in my DMs)
Women are in a bad way and I don't want them in my car so they don't want me too bad lol I swear I just don't have a good one too bad I swear to my parents are so cute I just want them all the way to my life I swear I don't have a good man and they want me too and they want to be my brother in law
Your phone is working through some stuff right now
And it scares me.
Looks like you say “I swear” a lot lol
This one sounds like a misogynist trying to talk his way out of being called out for his misogyny.
Women are not men
This can be interpreted in many ways.
Whoa, you can't say that!
Women are pregnant for months generally.
Well that’s true
Women are not allowed in this house
I think you failed the check bro.
Women are just mad at you for the most important aspect of the whole story
I mean, mine's straight simp, wanna trade?
I mean he won, but lost at the same time.
Women are you going to be able to get the vaccine on the way home from work and you can come over and over and over and over and over and over.
I smell agenda.
Mine just did the same thing hahaha, also this:
Men are so cute
You've got the gay
men are you and your family made it to the same place.
I passed but would still make it into a nut house
I got this same one wtf
iPhone by any chance?
Same. Also got “Men are not allowed in this house”, so…?
Yeah, got that one too. r/conspiracy perhaps?
Women are you able to get a job. ...woah buddy.
Women are the most important thing to do in the world.
I got this exact line
Well, as a straight dude, I can say that doing women is the most important thing in the world /s
And as a misogynist, I can say women are things /s
Women are you doing today?
Hmmm. I'll have to think about this for awhile.
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room with the kids if you don’t want me in there and then I can go back in there with the girls if they don’t have the room.
Women are all out of town and they don't have any time for me to get the kids DayQuil
Mine said the same
Women are a good day for the birthday money and the wall is metres tall.
Women are not allowed to wear a black dress
Women are... (nothing shows up in autocomplete).
Because they didn't exist
Women are not allowed in this house and they don’t want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no choice I am so upset and upset I don’t want you here anymore and I’m so sorry for you I don’t know how you are but you have a lot to be upset with and I’m sorry that you’re going to have a problem and you don’t want you have a lot going through it but I know that I don’t know that I am very upset with myself I just don’t know how I am and I’m not going through this and I’m sorry for the stress.
Are you ok bro? You look upset.
This is like a drunken break up text.
Mine said the same thing. I stopped after “going out of town”. Kinda strange
Women are not allowed to be in a relationship
Me with the homies 🥰
Women are the most important part in this world of human nature.
I think my phone was made by a woman...
Women are not allowed to wear a blue dress
Sorry ladies no blue
Specifically no blue and black dresses. Only white and gold.
Women are not here for the war in Iraq because of their own hurtling through space and their superiors off-station.
That took a turn
Women are better than me
Women are the only ones that are in the right.
Women are the only things that can't be charged to the government.
Yup. You heard it here first.
Women are sorta advanced
Women are not the intended recipient
I don't know why this one is my favorite, but it is. It actually made me laugh
"Sorry I meant to send that dick pic to my bro"
Me waiting for the dick pic my bro said he was sending me, "if I don't see his dick in the 5 minutes, I'm gonna lose my mind!"
When it arrives:
My phone somehow suggests the same, but with an even better ending!
'Women are not the intended recipient please notify the sender immediately by email if you have a great day'
Women are not allowed in this country
A lot of us got that also, apparently
Women are in a different country than they have been
Typed in “women are” on my iPad and got
“men” “women” and “liars”
So according to my ipad
Women are men
Women are women
Women are liars
Is this one of those "one of them is telling a lie, which one is it?" riddles?
women are you sure you don't have to go to the hospital for a bit
No point in going to the hospital. They'll Just say it must be cramps.
Women are the most important thing to do in the world.
Sounds good to me I guess.
Women are more likely to be a better cpu
Women are more likely to be honest with you
Of course we are!… maybe… Yeah! Of course we are…
Oy, woman, are you lying right now or not? I need an honest answer.
Uhh- uh- uh- uh- uhm- I- uh- uhm- uh- I- I really like garlic bread-
Fuck, i can't tell if that's a lie. You won this one
Women 1 - Men 0
Bruh, who doesn’t like garlic bread, it’s not that hard to tell I’m telling the truth.
Women are in a big boy and I love them 🤔
Women are not allowed in this world
Women are not doing well lol 😂
Women are the game of a genius
Women are in the same place as you
Hot singles near you! Lol
Women are you
Women are you doing to be considered and the only reason they are always training to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on him when even Muteba was willing to get it woth that was on
Did I pass?
Women are not allowed to wear a dress for the next year
Sweatpants it is!
Women are super nice but super expensive.
Women are not allowed to wear a black bra
Women are more than a medium-sized businesses
Women are doing well and they are not working on the bus lol lol I am so sorry I didn’t get to see you lol lol I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and hope you are doing well and
and what? Don't leave us hanging
Women are in a different position
women are not being used in this area of any other day
Women are not the best for the larger children.
Women are coming
Women are you gonna have a quick look and see what they say that they brought in and we will need a few months back to get a second mortgage payment on our own and I have no problem paying you for the rent.
Oh I to have had a breakup
Women are no longer available 😢
Women are not being rude to anyone who has a good idea about the fact you are doing so much fun
Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let me in the room 😳😳😳
Women are the best in all aspects and is the most of their life and they didn't even get a job that they were very happy about and I was just about it or not and they were all good for the chorizo of us to have the patience to be there for you.
Women are the most important thing.
Passed the misogyny check but not the misandry check.
Women are not allowed to use their own food
Women are not doing well
Women are the only ones that can make the world feel better.
Well that was deep.
Women are not going to portray my reaction when I was in the morning and have a nice day ahead.
Women are not allowed in this house.
Women are you and your family
Women are not the only one who can make it.
Women are more likely to be the best revenge.
Women are the most important thing to do