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AssignmentNeat7949

Wow that is some weapons grade reddit comment right there


riesen25

Holy shit you fucking killed her dude!


tidytibs

That wasn't installed by the manufacturer


kinos141

r/murderedbywords


Atypical311MomBrain

I would argue there are lots of electric cars with dipsticks in them 🙄


Bluecif

Hahaha, the real title is in the comments.


DidYouLickIt

To be fair, maybe for the gearbox.


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

A dipstick......for the gearbox. Are you okay mate?


DidYouLickIt

Gearbox oil, mate.


fertile_ape

This guy is right. [But keep downvoting, idiots.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/oil-filters-exist-in-tesla-model-y-for-the-gearbox-2020-4%3famp) "A traditional dipstick is even used to check those oil levels in a Tesla Model 3."


DidYouLickIt

Thanks but downvotes won’t stop. Reddit doesn’t appreciate actual facts.


fertile_ape

["A traditional dipstick is even used to check those oil levels in a Tesla Model 3."](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/oil-filters-exist-in-tesla-model-y-for-the-gearbox-2020-4%3famp)


Algerian_prince

Lol okay keep being sexist that’s cool


Tart-Strange

🤓


Algerian_prince

Bahahaha! "The fuck are you gonna do?" You feeling tough, now? You would never in your life call me a bitch, if you knew who I was, but, this is the internet, so, let's just talk reckless, because it's not like you'll be held accountable, right? How about this, I'll bet you everything I own -- my house, my money, my car, my clothes...everything. If you come and box me & back up all the tough talk, and don't get laid tf out. I have professional boxing wraps & gloves and we can use my backyard as the ring. We can do it all on Facebook Live, since you're feeling so confident, and, if you don't get knocked tf out in the first round, and I don't pay up, I'll admit on your Facebook live that I'm actually the bitch and you're the superior man. In fact, if I do lay you tf out, you don't have to give me shit. Only a true COWARD would back out of that bet. If you even show up, I'll give you $100. This is not a threat, it's a challenge to the sport of boxing. Go ahead, big dog. Back up all that tough talk.


PatataEditsCorp

🤓


Tart-Strange

Buddy you just proved my point. 🤓


bobmcrobber

😱😰😭😥


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Is this copied from that shit, with the dude who thought he was Batman, and wanted to be called Goose Wayne?


Algerian_prince

Nah someone said this in a random argument I found on some other sub


hi_im_antman

😎


RB1O1

You're an absolute clown XD


Exact_Ad_1215

Bruv you need to chill. Take a step back, maybe make yourself some hot coco with some M&Ms or something.


Helpful-Citron5227

Boy no way boy 🤓


GreatLonk

Hello I would love to have an fight against you. Please come to Germany 86720 Nördlingen. We gonna have so much fun. :) I have an own School for Wing Do, I was 10 years in German Military and have mastered Renewal Teak won Do and multiple other self-defense sports. So are you accepting the challenge?


Algerian_prince

Sorry but if I (6”2 rich) fought a German it’d be an unfair fight


GreatLonk

Unfair for you? Money isn't very important in a fight, you know? Okay maybe it's a little bit unfair because you don't seem to be very good at fighting and you would loose after 30 seconds anyway, since you seem to taking drugs and we know if someone is high he is not really able to fight. Anyway, when I'm in an serious fight I'm making sure to crush every bone of my Opponents body. They don't called me the Bone crushing wolf for nothing :) Funny thing is when you are member of the Bundeswehr you get the best training and Literally getting paid for kill humans, so I have a little bit more knowledge about this. Please enjoy your shitty life, trollo


Algerian_prince

You sound like a psychopath no wonder your country tried to take over the world and committed genocide. Unfortunately for you though I am a former US marine and more than likely have gotten better training for REAL combat. Your flimsy European threats neither held up in the 40s or the 2020s


GreatLonk

Yes, I am. That's what happens to you when you fighting in war. I was in several warzones since my 13 birthday, because my dad taken me with him and gave me special training. It doesn't matter what kind of training you had, if you're not able to use your technique. For example when you give an swordsman a AK47, he don't know what to do with it. Same thing is when you give an soldier a sword. He don't know what to do with it. What I'm trying to say is: it doesn't matter what kind of training someone got, if he can't use his technique properly. I was on several military Akademies and had training all over the world, Japanese, American, German and Algerian. so please stfu when you think that you know anything about this. Because your profile says, and I quote. ,, im an drug taking trillionaire look how cool I am'' Here in Germany when someone is starting an fight No one will help him, even when you're so bad injured that you may die. Edit, after looking at your whole profiles I'm assuming that you're definitely a troll. Please stop talking to me kiddo


Algerian_prince

You are an interesting person


xXNotorious2108Xx

🤓


SirarieTichee_

You made me smile on a rough Monday morning. Thank you.


Algerian_prince

Copy pasted from my favorite comment on Reddit :)


Organic_Possible8092

Jesus Christ you damn over reactor one emoji and you fucking exploded


Algerian_prince

I copy pasted it, the comment doesn’t even make sense in context lmao idk how so many people thought it was serious


_-Anonymous_Person-_

Bet, what's your address?


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Algerian_prince

This is the most beta comment I’ve ever read Jesus Christ learn to recognize jokes


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Suoicauqes

Jeez you managed to be more cringe than him. Impressive...


Siker_7

Ah yes, because calling an idiot an idiot is sexist if they happen to be female lol.


Forzamon42069

How is that sexist?


SirarieTichee_

It's not being sexist. She's an idiot for not knowing the basic maintenance needs of the vehicle she owns. Sincerely, A woman who charges her own oil, breaks, bearings, rotors, battery, and alternator with more to add to that list in the future (my old truck needs a lot of work that I can't afford to pay others to do for me, yay)


HydroCN

Maybe she has a gasoline generator in the trunk like the other guy


Bspy10700

What like axel from the movie cars 2


Reeeedditgab937

Wait i dont remember isn't he the bad guy who tried to scam everyone with his new fuel or some shit ??


Bspy10700

Haha yea it is and Mater was abducted for being a “spy” and had gotten a bomb planted on him unknowingly so when he finds out about it he confronts axel within seconds of the bomb blowing up and axel deactivates it in front of the queen of England.


Reeeedditgab937

Ooh thank I had a hard time remembering who he was exactly on the film, but yeah, the scummy land rover guy, never liked him


MsThrilliams

Never considered electric cars would not require oil until now, but I also dont drive/own one.


downtuning

You'll also very rarely need to replace brake pads due to regenerative braking.


nlamber5

I’m surprised they don’t. They have moving parts too!


adkio

Yes but they don't rub against each other.


placebo_redux

OP certainly aint rubbing against anything


Bluecif

I have a feeling OP, rubs up against things quite often..since it seems they're not aware about how things work in general...


GameDestiny2

Very few of them do, at least. In a gasoline motor your engine will probably cook within an hour without oil. This also goes to say, don’t put anything but oil in where oil belongs.


IllurinatiL

My Honda Civic that ran for three days without oil before click-clacking itself:


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barn-animal

No it's not.


CurseDC

Unless something is very wrong


TheIronSoldier2

Oil with suspended particles of metal definitely is


AssignmentNeat7949

Id assume tho that tesla cars would still need lubrication for the same reasons most machines do that have high wear and fast moving parts but obv not like a normal car or engine anyone know what kind of upkeep they need in that regard out of curiosity


ThatsRubbishMate

Do you get your axle lubricant changed regularly?


AssignmentNeat7949

I have a 2006 Suzuki im just happy she turns on everyday. The fuck


AssignmentNeat7949

And a moped that also is from 2000 and one day when she's done soon its going off a cliff into a bay as is traditional in this country


FriendlyKnuckle

My 2000 scooter will drown traditionally in a Dutch city canal


VashtaSyrinx

Had an 05 Verona. Recently became too expensive to maintain. Good cars though


i_drink_petrol

Front axle of my first car wanted lube every 5k miles. 8 nipples!


bbraz761

Isn't that what differential fluid is for...?


fatfishkev

Lubrication is important


Cracker-smackers

Gotta insert lube into your car


Professional_Hold531

If tweets or whatever like this were actually real instead of just for memes they would be even more hilarious


Soviet1Engineer

I've seen enough women to wonder if this is real or not


nononosure

Rico suave over here has seen enough women


Safe-Entertainment97

I've seen multiple women throw diesel in a petrol car, because "that was the cheaper fuel and its all the same, right?


rumster

how? the Diesel nozzle is larger and it won't fit in to a gas tank.


Coyote_Medic

Gotta hover over the hole, like taking a dump over a toilet you cant sit on


ActionHankActual

Ah, the old "upper decker". Classic.


Safe-Entertainment97

Interesting. Where I live they're the same size.


thebunchu

I've also seen enough men to wonder if this is real or not


Carnegiejy

Offer them some musk oil. That's what it's for, right?


warsavage32

As soon as the term “cis” gets used, I know I’m dealing with an absolute moron.


tallerthannobody

Yep


dexter123hkgtfsr

No way she just assumed their gender and sexuality.💅


MelismaticMaster

But she didn’t assume their sexuality…


Quajeraz

"White cis males"


MelismaticMaster

None of those words are about sexuality.


DOKTORPUSZ

Why tf is this being downvoted? Being Cisgender doesn't tell us anything about someone's sexuality. Being White doesn't tell us anything about someone's sexuality. Being Male doesn't tell us anything about someone's sexuality. She never said "\*straight\* white cis males".


otirk

A cis male is a man that has gone through puberty and always liked women. So she assumed the men were heterosexual


sid_raj7

Pretty sure a cis male is a male who was AMAB and remains male


DOKTORPUSZ

That's simply not true. So you're saying there are no cisgender gay men? All cis males are straight? Fucking ridiculous.


otirk

That's how I learned it. But I just googled and I was a bit wrong. It's just people who never changed their own gender.


Azzhole169

How can you have enough money to own a Tesla , but so low on brain power that you are the only dipstick in the vehicle.


ShrekBoiger

r/facepalm


gobaso6590

She probably meant her blinker fluid needed topping up.


ChristmasW1zard

Damn it’s always the cis white males lol


dirtyswoldman

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Apart-Maintenance755

Wooooow, the nerve of some people…..


Wierdo___

At this point women are a joke.


dayoneG

How did she know they were cis?🤨


tallerthannobody

That’s pretty {insert text}phobic


Hopeful_Look9987

Damn white guys... 😇


Leading_General3179

They need gearbox oil changes..


Blood__x__Dagger

This here is a real authentic rare hol'up


ModernMediumMediator

Probably she had the generator to charge it, and needed change in the oil there. Awful awful men!


redditis4cucks710

Satire


Ecstatic_Yak_3431

Um, ma'am maybe you should've stayed in school.


tallerthannobody

She probably never went to school lol


Professor-L

![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


dras333

This chick succeeded at trolling the Internet like no other. This joke is years old and every other week is posted with the same "she's a moron" comments.


BosTovenaar24

Considering she HAD to add “cis” to it i imagine its now also bad to be male if you were born a guy?


Proud_Affect

If a cis white man made fun of her 🤬🤬😖😡😡😡😠😠🤬😡😠 If a cis black man made fun of her 🙂✊👍😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂


tallerthannobody

Facts lmao


randomclutz

holy fuck!!!!!!! is she that easy?


simplyduped

Nope the situation was that difficult


Bletchlypark

Cis isn’t a word stop trying to make it one.


MelismaticMaster

[leaving this here](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cis#etymology)


tallerthannobody

Exactly, just call me straight ffs


Uriamu-63lan

Tesla need oil?


xlostboys

That’s the joke..


Nar0O

Women☕


Steffaniii

Ummmmm. LMFAO


ajn721

![gif](giphy|nD54v1pclkS8uCi9WR|downsized)


va1958

Really funny! Those mean sexist men.


DJBRUCE--23

Atleast she didn't ask for a blinker fluid


Wishing4it

It’s Karen’s like this given a soapbox by social media ruining everything.


Jasonictron

Then after more cis males laughed at her at the gas station for trying to put gas in her Tesla


Sailorunuz

Well i think I'm sexist too


boodlebob

She must get her blinker fluid changed on the daily


Bspy10700

Guess stupidity is alive in America as well


Heyitsryaniguess

I don’t know if I’m stupid or reading too much into it but I’ve never understood this meme can someone explain it lol


GTX660King

The joke is that a Tesla is an electric car and therefore doesn’t have any motor oil to change.


RandomXDXDXDXXX

Are women really this dumb? She probably ask them for some blinker fluids too....


imaginedodong

Uhuh and she just assumed their genders, just because they are mechanics that doesn't mean they are automatically men, checkmate.


Beanygem

Satire


Numerous_Detail7506

Drives a Tesla hmmm, Elon is what color?


OREOSTUFFER

https://mobile.twitter.com/ashelyruiz22 Account status = deleted


iAsked1023

"White cis males" wtf


Jtm1082

Username checks out


Cotton-Candy-Cat

this is just a woman joke. not very holup imo


actualninjajedi

What's a cis male? I seriously can't keep up anymore....


PatoConejito

Women


MonitorFearless9574

Dumb bitch lol


LukeGoneWild__

Bruh


Zombie_Be_Gone

Is there a troll oil light on the dashboard? What prompted her to think her oil was due to be changed at that moment?


Exotic-Expert-2665

Surprised blinker fluid wasn't mentioned.Ya know, cause that needs checking on too it was prob low .