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EyeCatchingGames

Whiteman to the rescue.


Leovinus42

Blackman is just as good at stopping crime but the cops keep pulling him over


9035768555

[Can't not think about this.](https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/jaden-smith-as-batman.png?x53252)


LO6Howie

A rare albino Batman


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Potential_Ad_8698

Batman, Bed, Bath (to infinity) and Beyond...


TailRotorThrust

Keep Will Smith's son's name out your [email protected]#$ing mouth!!!


Vordu

Ya forgot the slap 🤪


Regielekki

S L A P


Vordu

Thank you master, may I have another? This just made my day


Regielekki

I mean, ok


Regielekki

S L A P


TacoCommand

That's hilarious. Where is it from?


altaholica

I believe that’s Will Smiths son at a wedding


Mini_Hofi

Why tf would you go in a Wedding looking like this?


grayser75

Because how else do you make other peoples special day all about you


DrWebSpider

By Slapping the host of course


Content-Elderberry-5

Maybe this scheme wasn't out then


ProtoKun7

Why does Jaden do anything he does?


gatorbeetle

Rhetorical question, I know, but easy answer, too much money and too much crazy in that house. Imagine those two being your parents.


soberjunkiee

It’s from Jaden’s music video “Batman”


Steelosick

I remember Jaden doing this dumb shid. Yes, it’s opposite Batman and very cool…..but you don’t wear white to a fkn wedding.


ShinySnaxMix

Exactly!


gagagregory

Real truth coming out now!!!


AladanRR

His parents were broke and they abandoned him in the hood.


dribrats

Actually pretty sick. Them gloves 🔥


LeidbagBaggins

"You were here to *stop* a bank robbery? A likely story! You're probably their getaway car!"


Kiggasiss

if the earth was invaded by a black alien race..... you know who will save us?


Ash_Killem

What about Batman Beyond.


nodnodwinkwink

There's no racism in the future silly


PalladiuM7

Damn son


nnnnnn321

My father in law said American racism is a myth now.


I_Love_Honda

Doesn't he fully cover his face?


neverlearn9

Yep.. It's robotic


TheCrazyNugget

That’s why he got shot


BruhIAmLazy

Future is different Black dominates white


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Have you ever once seen the Batmobile pulled over by the police on the side of road? And don't even tell me he obeys speed limits! The man drives on top of houses!


Mosk1990

https://youtu.be/PXzVWaNkitg It happened lol


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

And immediately let go with a "warning", once they can see the color of his chin...


Agatzu

Just for a pic


elushinz

So does Santa 🎅


Downtown_Resort8680

one of white privileges


CriticoolHit

There's nothing that pisses me off more than sitting in traffic while white people get to just drive on the roof tops.


Gh6zt

Ikr also I dont want my roof falling on me while I’m sleeping because some loser in an animal themed vehicle wanted to look cool! So inconvenient


KingDarius89

The police know that they would never be able to actually catch the bat mobile.


FoldOne586

Honestly at this point u need one, just one, person to acknowledge the part in mask of the phantasm where the cops were literally trying to murder Batman. Just please anyone. Because that would literally ruin the entire weird race thing op has going on.


Guanthwei

Is that why the police are constantly after him?


SiddharthN2004

They used to be, then Gordon saw that he was actually white and convinced the police to help him


Guanthwei

What about the black Gordon in The Batman?


TheWiseRedditor

He’s couldn’t make out batman’s Color because the movie was too dark


Janwip

There's an explanation for everything!


Binarytobis

White and apparently rich, from looking at the the Batmobile. Edit: I was saying that the Gordon would notice that batman was white *and rich*, which are the two requirement for police affability. “Apparently rich” *to Gordon*, which he would notice when he saw Batman’s car was more expensive than a Porshe.


kinda_cringe347

Redditor discovers batman


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

He still doesn't know that it's actually billionaire Bruce Wayne


Maverick_1991

Batman rich? Dude lives in a cave. Next youre gonna tell me hes the secret identity of a billionaire...


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Yeah but he never gets six warning shots in the back.


Guanthwei

He does but his suit is bullet proof.


Reuarlb

yeah im pretty sure batman gets shot all the time


Badnewsbearsx

yup, they’re after him also because he may have visually fooled them due to him portraying blackface, as depicted in the new batman film where he takes off his mask and it is revealed how much of his face is painted black to blend in with the mask /s


ShadowsFlex

You know what makes this worse? In one future timeline there is a Batman that's black, and his mask covers his whole face.


smackwill

Seems like a smart move lmao


PedroRLow

In DC's future state batman's successor wears a full face mask Guess his race


pLifer

I wonder. his full suit is black, but has red edginess to it. To confuse everyone more, his name is Terry.


Leporis64

Bruh you got future state confused for beyond. Future state its Luke Fox


Nero_Aegwyn

Future State Batman is Jace Fox. Luke Fox is his brother, Batwing.


PedroRLow

That's Batman Beyond, Im talking about Future state


horyo

*Black Noir PTSD intensifies*


KA1378

So that's why black panther covers it all


AlwaysNang

I just realised how cool a white batman suit would look on a black guy.


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Only on Netflix


l---BATMAN---l

Now everyone knows my secret


UndisclosedChaos

Spider-Man gets shot the most


kinda_cringe347

He lives in NY they shoot you no matter your race


PalladiuM7

Depends on the exact geography but there's some truth to this


LXndR3100

Cause the amateur covered his whole face and lives in Queens


Holanz

Dillon : Can I tell you something?... You got a nice face, you're just a kid. You're from Queens. You got that suit, you help a lot of poor people. I just thought you was gonna be Black.


ScooterWorm

What about Blankman?


Vongbingen_esque

thats why the cops hate spiderman so much


UmbralAasimar

There is a story where a black future Batman lives in a dystopian Gotham…and covers all of his face


GerberBabyPlus

The police still shoot him.


SiddharthN2004

Because he looks black in all that darkness


ChunkyTaco22

They think he's just smiling


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

The black Batman (Batman Beyond) actually covered his whole face, so Randall may have a point.


ThinkIveHadEnough

Ain't the police always after Batman?


master_pigeono

Wait but doesn’t he sometimes beat up the police tho


GCMars

Typical twitter shitpost. 😑


nodnodwinkwink

Yeah but wait until someone at SNL turns it into a 5 minute long sketch.


spaceodyssey2

Wat until SNL Catwoman talks about "these white privileged assholes" while pretending Robert Pattinson is black.


Doofuhs

Everything is racist if you try hard enough


lukesvader

When you're white you have to look really hard.


PePtArTeD

Hey dawg Batman ain’t real


freelollies

Not in Zimbabwe


lukesvader

White people brought racism to Zimbabwe.


gurilagarden

Yea, well, you're not doing yourself any favors with a name like Black Panther.


IgorTHE1st

thats why future state batman covers his whole face


Pristine-Yam-1578

On the future Batman comic book he’s actually black and his entire face is covered. It’s bc the bad guys in Gotham are the corrupt police. Is called Batman the second son.


winkwink13

Becuase the police have never tried to shoot batman


Ozd2000

Good point


kinda_cringe347

I fucking hate people trying to put their real world political opinions on *superhero* comics. Go outside and get a life you fucking losers.


freelollies

Superhero comics have been political for decades


brockNrock

Chill bro, comics are not real.


kinda_cringe347

Tell that to people who do shit like in the tweet. It’s just makes you look a bit sad


fuchsgesicht

did they make a spider-man comic where he touches grass?


Carnieus

You don't really know much about comic books do you? https://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/comics.php?topic=articles/supes-war


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amcbain17

You must be completely unaware of white man’s past (and present) lmaooo


ElHammerhead

Anytime minorities commit crimes it’s ok cause democrats were assholes in the 1800’s. Logic checks out.


amcbain17

Who said anything about politics? I said WHITE people. I’m talking about the atrocities they’ve committed.


IndependentClimate11

Every race has committed atrocities if you actually knew history


TheKaponoDude

there was actually a comic with a black batman. he had his whole face masked.


reddituseroutside

Whoa there edgy.


Efficient_Lobster225

r/BlackPeopleTwitter


GinyuForceDid911

Does ACAB include Jim Gordon?


geoffp82

Is Jimbo part of the cops? If so I got some bad news for you.


Inappropriate50

It's shouldn't be news. It's the first letter ffs. Lol


StuJayBee

Racebaitman.


BeepBotBoopBeep

The police understood that he “has to breathe”.


buno67

Doesn’t really matter tho. In the beginning of the story ark of Batman, police went after Batman, at all costs…just saying…


rare_pig

Tell me you don’t know batman without telling me


No1Especial

Sad But True -Metallica


mrpuupybutthol

Even if he had it covered he would still be ok.. he talks and walks normal.


WintersDeath

Batman Beyond?


DynoMiteDoodle

He's also eccentric, rich and drives a really expensive car. He wouldn't stand a chance without a half mask.


Professional_Word278

That may be the reason why deathstroke cover all his face


sleeplessknight101

Ya but the stupid tan lines.


Hideyo1411

And superman?


Spokesface1

Tim Fox (new Batman) is black. He covers his whole face.


ActualLunaris

Look at how the police reacted to Andrew Garfield's spiderman. That tried to restrain him until he revealed her was white and then he was let go.


Various-Stretch6336

If only Americans could see how infantile their stupid everything is racism makes then look to the rest if the world. Talk about lack of self awareness. It's easy to see why it's the most hated nation on the planet.


SadisticHades666

Billionaire philanthropist beats up poor people trying to make ends meet. Sounds accurate.


Spookyy422

And he proceeds to cover the rest of his body in pitch black…


fytem

Wait, no because....but that...I don't think it's because...ok fine.


kai325d

This btw, can literally be the cannonical reason


flyerforever

Hooded Justice.


ChiefCokkahoe

r/technicallythetruth


Downtown_Resort8680

this is deep


Kage_noir

This makes so much sense.


DillysRevenge

You know this is fake because his name is Randall


GrimmRadiance

“Oh drat foiled again. What are you gunna do this time Batman? You gonna punish me?”


2COLD2HOLD88

He won't be in the next Batman movie. Dw.


abaganoush

Ouch!


Decent-Owl-8051

Pretty sure batman doesn’t need to cover the rest of his face because Robert Pattinson’s jawline is bulletproof


kassiopaia

I too rewatched Watchmen recently


AkukaiGotEm

funny enough masked mcu chars are usually black/ nonwhite. spiderman, iron man armor, new captain america


Aizendickens

Till Jace....


Something_kool

Safety first


Irae37

Well, what if he needs to eat some food but also disguise his identity?


aeradication

Something in the way...


ExodusBlyk

Well, there is a black Spider-Man


FLAECKI

So funny i died. Fucking copypaste moron


DrGMG

Wow


da_juggernaut

Yep


moonshineTheleocat

So why does static show his whole face though?


wutdis77

also for eating hot dogs


Pistolenkrebs

Also explains black panther


Titan_Royale

This has back up, there’s a version of Batman where he’s black, and his whole face is covered


Significant_Step7007

It's been a while since anything made me spurt coffee on the screen


TalkierSnail016

The albino bat