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Planet_Pips

Hopefully the kid finally realized that plot armor does not exist in real life.


Cap_Kuruma

That bitch scream showed that he probably did.


OniLewds

nope, in the full vid he gets up and starts cussing out everyone for child abuse


NikitaWantToKnowYou

Fuck that kid *Wait don’t*


OniLewds

Someone in his family already does based on how an old classmate used to act


Nitpicky_AFO

Ah so rinse and repeat?


ChillinInChernobyl

Wheres the full video. Why is this little asshat wcting like this


titaniumbottlecap

Here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/


glitchesandhelp

He didn't. If anything he doubled down on his shitiness


CastIron_Bookworm

Self defense against kids should be totally legal and accepted by society. Little shits gotta learn and shouldn't have immunity because of their age. Nothing I hate more than shit parents raising shit kids


Lesson333

For some reason I imagined a kid running and accidentally bumping into a man, who suplexes the kid and then screams self defense.


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Jeez, I haven’t seen this video in years. If I recall correctly this kid and his friends were harassing the man before the clip that’s shown.


botak131

If I recall right, the kid's mom edited out the part where the son was punching the man and posted on Facebook only the parts where the man defended himself making it seem like he was the aggressor. [Here's the full video](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/)


OlivineQuartz

Sounds about right with how the little shit was acting...


apocalypse31

Yup. Where you see a bad kid, you see a bad parent. Edit: My goodness, yes not always. My brother has been a piece of crap a lot of his life and I turned out fine. I forget this isn't the place for statements that require nuanced understanding.


DungeonsAndDradis

I resemble this comment. I'm really trying. I'm sorry my kid's a dick.


derpslayer27

Recognition is the first step.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Disposal is the last step.


TheN64Shooter

r/cursedcomments


fanofhenime

I don't think you're a bad parent. I believe you can make him right


FoxUniverse

Not always. It's not that black and white, there are many external factors that can shape a child besides their parents.


QQSolomonn

My dad was a sexual predator, raised me to steal and be racist. You can imagine on how much growing I had to do really early. I feel like I turned out okay, despite the trauma.


FoxUniverse

Exactly. And if a bad parent can produce a good kid, then a good parent can produce a shitty one.


M15F1R3

With this full video floating around let's see what she can say


MaleficentAd9758

Screamed like a little girl though didn't he.....


radassdudenumber1

Like a bitch lol


BubbleWrapGuy

The older lady towards the end of the video is a got'damn savage: "Go home to your mommy and tell her you need some hugs."


cody_contrarian

How could that video be edited to look like the adult was the aggressor without only being 2.5s long?


CencyG

Being 2.5s seconds long and accompanied with several paragraphs of lies. You know, the same way QAnon happened?


jpr8762

Sounds like my sex life too


-Username_t8ken-

I'd have still been mortified as a kid if my mom posted a vid of me screeching like a little bitch.


AppleMan360Bro

With the kid acting like that I think he may already resent his mother even without the embarassment.


DaveyRyechuss

It is doubling down on shitty parenting to create a human who acts like that kid did, and then to post it.


LeichtStaff

The apple doesn't fall far from the three, right?


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scottishere

I don't think so. Presumably the mom got ahold of this footage after the fact and then edited it and posted on social media.


quiero-una-cerveca

Oh look, enabling behavior. She sees her son acting like a fucking lunatic and decides the best course of action is to lie to cover it up.


XtaC23

Absolutely can't stand parents like that. Recognize when your kid is being a piece of shit and do something about it. Otherwise you'll end up with a 40 year old heroin addict living in your basement.


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GFTRGC

He got caught by the cameraman. The dude in the sweats runs the facility and was notified to handle the situation.


willowhawk

Fucking handled it alright😂


Aurey2244

I legit thought I had commented lmfao


willowhawk

Bruh I’ve seen your profile on Reddit before and done the exact same. Didn’t think I’d come across you again. Reddit is a small place these days


Aurey2244

It is indeed :) nice pfp I see you've got good taste


luapowl

legit thought this part of the thread was a crazy person talking to themselves lol


DarthBotto

I made a comment on a previous posting of this video a couple years back, based on input from those familiar with the situation-- This kid had long been considered troubled by the time this incident occurred at Ehlert Park in Brookfield, Illinois, in 2018. He and his sibling(s) come from a notoriously abusive home and he had been expelled from at least one school, for bringing a knife and threatening students and a teacher. This is just one in a long series of incidents that this kid and his family have unleashed upon others.


gorgon_heart

That's incredibly sad.


Seafea

Fr. Makes the video a lot less funny. Poor kid probably won't ever have a shot at a normal happy life.


bilgediver

https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


12carrd

I think they were using foul language and he asked them to keep it down because there were little kids and women around from what i remember


TheMightyJDub

Yeah they had been caught messing with peoples vehicles also.


freudian-flip

Keying them, apparently


toolazyforbreakfast

Kids out here disturbing the peace in some size 13 shoes. Pray for him


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urkiddingme321

That too they may educate them in "turkey language" (-00:10 to - 00:08). *Insert turkey sounds*


awesomedan24

Sneakers O'Toole


Mookie_Merkk

You'd think with that wide foot foundation he wouldn't have toppled so easy


Elfanger30th

Dude was completely in the right and it could have been much worse. Stupid kid could have really gotten hurt


Flashyshooter

I mean the kid is absolutely an absolute prick but that seemed like a mostly measured response to being hit. He definitely deserved to have the his false sense of security ripped out from under him and taught the hard way that you don't try and act tough and aggressive.


OREOSTUFFER

I completely agree. At worst, the kid now has a chipped tooth. Had he done this to the wrong person, he could have ended up in a body bag five days later when the police arrive to complaints of a smelly alleyway.


rovch

Body bag is the truth. Let him do this shit in the wrong neighborhood.


SPER

Or just pick the wrong person on the wrong day.


Khadarji117

In my city this kind of shit even to another kid his age would likely find himself with their friends or older siblings of his victim and their friends coming to rearrange his face and make him swallow some teeth. Or worse.


3FromHell

When me(F)and my two friends(M&F) were around 13, we were walking down an ally way. Some dude in a low-rider went by. He stopped about 20 feet away from us, began to back up and rolled his window to yell, "You staring at me!?" In a super aggressive tone. We all just looked at each other dumbfounded and said "....uh..no.." He said, "that's what I thought!!!" Spun out his wheels to kick rocks up at us and then drove off. He was easily 30-40 years old. People like that were a dime a dozen where I grew up. I would have NEVER acted like this to an adult there cause it very well could have cost me my life. Kid is lucky all that happened was he got knocked down


FeedMeRibs

I woulda open handed smacked the fuck out of him. Like my mom used to do to me when I was a kid.


Elfanger30th

I agree, I'm glad that all he did was push him over hopefully that teaches him not to do it again and if not he might do that to someone who won't be so nice next. I really hope that never happens though


purplemagnetism

I think he was doing the Caesar Milan bit where you grab them and put them in a submissive position.


Elfanger30th

Personal I like the full nelson lol, works great on people who don't know how to get out of it and can tire someone out pretty quickly


toihin

Happy cake day


GlobalFunds345

Happy cake day


97AByss

In my opinion if you’re old enough to act aggressive, you’re old enough to catch yourself while falling


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Remember if the man got full on purple guy mode with that kid. Like the clip where a chinese person slams and kicks a child because that child was just bothering him while the man was having a bad day.


pakooa

r/oddlysatisfying


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chillboi10123

Man wins.


BlackSkull7X

Yeet the boi


Fluffy_hugger

Maul the boi


Cbrmkn98xs

YEETUS DELETUS LE FETUS


GraphicalGrief

Take my free award


Cbrmkn98xs

Cheers and thanks m8 Bro didnt have to spend his free award on my quite pointless comment lmao


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Flawless victory


Cebas7

Somebody should definitely add FXs


tomasbyveroia

Babality*


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Cym0n

Don’t worry the parents will just breed 4 replacements.


Zebracorn42

Honestly, the little baby crying at the end was more satisfying than him getting anything else.


Bayoutim220

I’m kind of a stickler meeseeks. I want to see your follow through.


daemin

[Here's a longer version](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


bob1706

You know the job is done when the siren starts


KrakenMasterOfficial

Ok so I’m not the only one who found this satisfying


pakooa

I was a bit hesitant till I heard the scream


TheDeamonMeteor

r/mademesmile


daydaywang

r/winstupidprizes


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R/instantkarma


zigguy77

R/foundthemobileuser


BBjasw

r/foundthehondacivic


Efefffe

🗿


jkbestermann

🗿


howinthefuq

Nothing odd about it, just satisfying. I could listen to that little bitch scream all day


heyhihowyahdurn

Nobody did shit until the guy fought back. Gotta love society


Pm4Encouragement

I remember the full video. He was screaming like a little bitch and nobody really did anything because they knew he was a shit kid.


chappysnapz

Weren't most people on the adults side?


Pm4Encouragement

Yeah I remember a lady talking mad smack to the kid. Like "go tell your mom you need a hug" or some shit lmao.


IntermetallicAM

Full vid https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/


_A_Random_Comment_

And he still didnt learn his lesson, wouldve loved for that woman to slap him in the end for calling her a whore.


UnfairMicrowave

Kid shoulda got dropped again. But I do love watching people desperately try to get back their dignity in the face of ambivalence.


Mr-Fleshcage

Actually, it depends on whose video you saw. The mother edited the video, so it only showed the kid getting pushed down, not him being a little dingleberry.


DontBopIt

Dingleberry doesn't get the love it deserves. It's such a good word.


StackThePads33

I saw she edited it to make the guy in the video (employed by the park) look bad and doxxed the hell out of him. She’s just as bad as the kid it seems and 2 people I would not be sad for if they got hit by a bus


KaiserWilhelmThe69

The kid can still be salvaged. The mom, yeah she is a lost cause


Youredumbstoptalking

That kid is in his 20s and I doubt he’s any better.


theactualhIRN

Send the link


Pm4Encouragement

The link to my memory? I don't have that power.


Thiccm3mes

y'know batmannnnn we live \*click\* in a society where-


Gilgameshbrah

The kid was so tough untill the guy had enough. The little shit turned into a fragile little glas animal.. "AAAAHHHH"


Thiccm3mes

\*lego breaking sound\*


GenPhallus

Never in my life have I seen or heard a Lego break. I have next to no frame of reference for this and that *bugs the hell outta me*


madaboutmaps

I read before the mom clipped just the violence against the kid. Tried to get the dude into serious trouble. Which almost worked until someone decided to release the full video.


IntermetallicAM

Not totally true, but mostly. This clip didn't show the whole video Here's the full 4 minute video where that lady tried (half assedly) to pull that little troglodyte away https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/


Alternative_War5341

what should they do? Beat him up?


No-Comb402

I love it.


Psychological-Worry3

I like kids getting their asses whooped too but what's the context here?


Fuzzpuffs

If I remember right, the little shit and his friends were going through the parking lot vandalizing cars. The guy called them out, kid thought he could be a dick and intimate the guy. Edit Intimidating. We'll, he was getting all up in his personal space.


_ED-E_

“kid thought he could be a dick and intimate the guy.” I know you meant intimidate, but reading this line made me laugh.


lithuanianD

I had to reread it a few times since when I read it first I just went AYO andy brain shut down


Blupore

Ngl,I'd be more concerned if some kid started being intimate with me after I called them out


Pilgram1308

I think he demanded to lay on that thing but idk.


meowiful

That smack when he hit the concrete 🤣🤣


danielpauljohns

The bitch was strong


Kniobium

But the concrete was stronger


FantasticChipmunk

The scream of self awareness finally kicking in.


snay1998

Nah it’s just the scream of him being not getting what he wanted lol


MagicalDaddy19

I think it's the scream of him realizing his teeth hit the concrete


Green-Dragon-14

That was an an attention scream in hopes he'll get that man in trouble but, forgetting his friend has just filmed him assaulting that guy.


Taphonome

the lil shit turned into R2-D2


Eagle-Nebula

Leave R2 out of this, he ain't a lil bitch 🤣


jmiranda005

WWWWAAAAAAWWWWWWW


Inevitable_Door_2694

It was a scream, I thought someone did burnout with their electric bike


AuniBuTt

I thought that a mating call my an animal nearby


Agent_Drizzle

Satisfying. I love seeing people get rightfully put in their place when they are accustomed to getting their way.


sticks-in-spokes

Deserved


GrainsofArcadia

What the hell was the kid trying to do to him anyway? Make him sit on the bench?


GFTRGC

Kid was mad he was calling his mom to tell her he got caught keying cars


Jesus_ls_Here

I hate what the woman did there, and it happens consistently, when the weaker party is the aggressor, they don't care, when the stronger party retaliates, they suddenly are against violence


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Nah I’m pretty sure she was just like “Okay cut it out” rather than “OH MY GOD YOU’RE KILLING HIM SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!”


Tanleader

Point still stands tho. You see it plenty when a woman can be beating on some dude, and when the dude finally has enough and defends himself, people around them typically freak out. That dude was walking away after the kid started falling after the push, he didn't need some Karen telling him to quit.


bilgediver

https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Entire video, she doesn't, really


DeadStroke_

Wow. The mouth on that kid. How that lady did not give him a broken jaw when he got in her face is beyond me…


NHG96

In the full video, everyone kinda agrees the kid had it coming


The-Gaming-Baboon

This is just like my cat when he wants food


WoodenConnection3711

you fight back against your cat?


Lukinator6446

no, the cat is the man here.


ListenRealistic5079

Dude showed a lot of restraint. He could have seriously hurt that kid if he wanted too.


Administrative_Suit7

Did the kid a favour in the long run.


GFTRGC

Nah in the full version he gets right back up and decides to get aggressive with the women. Calls them fucking whores for not doing anything. Kid learned nothing.


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If I was there, I would probably correct the blow if He would say something like this to me (I'm not woman so he would have to think of something else than whore but you get the point)


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That lil' bitch-type scream at the end was priceless. Fisher-Priceless.


Blazed315Fishing

OooooohhhhWOW!!


Report_Pure

Wtf you expect dickhead he shrugs you off like big so you bite him like mosquito and he slapped the shit out of you to match your mosquito behaviour


Infraredowned

I have this muted can someone explain to me what’s going on?


GFTRGC

Just watched the full video that was posted in a comment above. Kid was caught keying cars prior to this video starting and freaked out because the guy in the sweats (Shawn) got called because he runs the park. Kid gets aggressive with Shawn because he's mad he called his mom. Shawn goes to walk into the concession stand area to get away from this Kid who's cussing at him, and the Kid starts throwing punches. Shawn reacts. The Kid then let's out a shriek of a dying pig. He's screaming child abuse but all the adults there are like "nah son, we saw what happened" Kid gets up and starts cussing at the two women calling them fucking whores for siding with Shawn after the cameraman explains to the bystanders who are running up what happened. Kid walks off to his bike while someone else explains that they've had the cops called to their house several times because of the kid.


arOdySs3y

Nothing is really said in the video so it doesn’t give much context.


RalphsBerry

I think there's a youtube video of the whole thing. I'd have to dig to find it but it was posted awhile ago. EDIT: Here's a bit more of the vid: https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


DrDooDooEvolution

Yeah, and I remember that guy got fucked over because someone cropped the video (perhaps the boys mother? Can’t remember) and it went viral, only showing the very end where he slams the kid to the ground, not providing the 30 seconds before that, and it almost ruined the guy’s life as everyone thought he was just a fully grown adult abusing a child The power of editing a video huh


bilgediver

Ask Nick sandman


Green__Knight

Have you found it


SunTzuSaidThat22

But that scream tho


Adarapxam

love this video every time it makes the rounds especially when the kid makes the Cleric Beast scream at the end


Murky-Fox-200

Who let R2D2 out?


FuegoTheDestroyer

I would have slapped that kid from the first push bruh... Am I a bad person? :(


grumpytrooper

Nope.


bilgediver

For fuller context, longer video https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


mArKoLeW

I love how the woman planed to casually walk by


jkbestermann

I watched the part of him hitting the ground 5 times... its getting better everytime...


ThatsCryingOutLoud

Muhammad Ali'd that kid.


welcometocommunism

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


UIS_Clay

Oh my god! My actions had consequences! Who knew?


Malfaxy

The kid sounded like a fuckin siren


grumpytrooper

You have a right to not get assaulted by ANYONE. If another person starts attacking you then you use the required amount of force to stop the attack. This guy showed amazing restraint. I would have just dropped the little twat due to having no patience for kids these days. Well played guy.


GoldenMidasAJ

Kid screamed his own soul out of his body.


queef_snifffer

Not satisfying enough. Needed a KO


Snoopsie1

Kid straight up screams like R2D2


SaltyReader

This man has patiance of a prophet ngl.


carteriux

I have that scream for my notifications.


JettFeather

First, he tried to walk away, making it known he was done. The kid kept pushing him and blocking him, and he kept pushing to let him know he wasn’t taking the kid’s crap. The kid punches him while laughing like an idiot, while the guy just blocks to protect himself. It’s when he pushed him into a door, when he clearly had enough, does he go from purely defensive, to a more active approach (merely countering aggression with enough force to get it to stop. He pushed him down because that was a safe way to not cause more punches or kicks, it gave him more room and clearly taught the kid to back down, that he wasn’t defenseless. Honestly, the guy handled this really well, way better than most people. This is entirely on the kid for being an aggressive little fool with a god complex, or at the very least, a very overly inflated ego. Good job on this guy for this, honestly.


Mobbzy

“Smoking and drinking won’t affect my baby” * some drugfucked mother living off the pension at 25 years old


Scathach795

Rule is clear: if you wanna punch someone, you might as well be ready to get punched


LuxterCZ

I love that retarded screech at the end ... Perfection


KarmaIsSmexy

is there a subreddit for kids getting what they fucking deserve?


wonteatfish

I didn’t see him push any kid, officer.


brokebaritone

Karente Kid


MaNameA_Metties

Looks like a kid but pretends to be an infant, fcking sad parents


tiptoeandson

Why was he squaring up to a whole ass man 😂


luna-loveless

Went from hard ass to bitch ass real quick


Heimeri_Klein

Eyyy look zero tolerence rule in action somewhere other than a school thats a rare but becoming more common sight. Gotta love how people only get involved now when the defender hits back.