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AddictedToMosh161

Big Black Water


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Yo same, that or big black plastic


cyberpeachy420

HOLA FELLOW PLASTIC EATER!


[deleted]

Technically we all consume micro plastics every breath but yeah I was drinking water out of a plastic cup lol. I’m curious though, you eat plastic? Lol


cyberpeachy420

eh i like to chew on it, physically cant swallow it or i know i’ll die, but i like to weird my friends out by chewing on water bottle caps and cans


[deleted]

That’s fair, I like to chew things and I never even notice, wether it’s paper or even plastic


SpudMan1432

yeah


rullekano

Pfff i dont chew. I swallow


HElPCOMPUTERONFIRE

r/hydrohomies


GregsLeftNut

Big black water is referring to coke.


LeadingDay2707

Lil black tea


CommunicationSharp83

Same, but Lil Black Water. Are you my dad?


ReLavii

There should be Hundreds of us! Where are they?!


r0botdevil

Big White Water. Am I your arch nemesis or your brother?


knockoff_zuko

Big pink water are you my sibling


RPG_HotelTrigova

Big red water in the house


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I’m red water


Evening_Prize_9221

Are you lil or big


Suitable_Student_493

He’s between 130-160 lol


Evening_Prize_9221

Average size red water


Arxilla

Lil Silver Tea….?


JackofthShadows

I’m your cousin, Lil Black Tea.


CXSandyPants

Big Black Tea checking in.


PomegranateOverThere

I'm Big Grey Tea 🤣😭😭


enesthememer

Lil Blue Tea here


sesto_elemento_

I'm your uncle, Big Black Beer..


Dwenzuwel

Hi twin


Maxils

wow! we have the same name!


Blood_Ultima

this ones pretty cute


CartmannsEvilTwin

Big Blue Tea reporting for do Tea


soloesliber

Twins ♡ What kind of tea did you have?


Trevski

better than Big Silver fish :(


FuckYourTheocracy

Still better than Big Silver Rolaids...


SniperShiva

Long John Silver?


MrDerplings

you are someone who would donate all their money to charity regardless if you need it or not. the world needs more people like you


sunskist

But what if the charity is a scam and lining the pockets of really shitty people? Then we need someone with an intemidating name to step up for Lil Silver Tea what would their name be? Big Green Gator or Big Red Rifle is all I can come up with lol


DarkDragon_Master

Gator? I'm pretty sure this guys a Hippo.


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GodWantedUsToBeLit

U good bro?


MoonTrooper258

Lil White Tea! :D


kiingdiingus

The fuck am I at 150 lbs?? Medium?


Full-Attempt7749

Average black chicken


StixSt6x

U got average I got "lil black chicken"


lurkersforlife

I’m big pink chicken Or big pink macaroni and cheese I can’t remember what my last bite was.


Pleasant_Individual1

I was recently smoking, that’d be considered “big black pipe”


HelentotheKeller

Big black joint gang


Pleasant_Individual1

A bong would rhyme nicely


stixyBW

do you put your pipe inside your mouth? like full on like a hotdog?


reasimoes

You and me both


Polobearmigi

You don't get a big or lil'. You are the color of your phone + the last thing in your mouth.


InfanticideAquifer

I am "Black Air".


dangerouslyloose

Blue Cereal here🙋🏽‍♀️ Edit: there are Eggos in my freezer, this could have been so much worse.


BassZealousideal9247

White burrito! Nice to meet you


Wide-Confusion2065

White claw. Wtf


gabejacob

You had a claw in your mouth


AugustousSeizure

Make an honest man outta him


Hornet_Critical

Shmedium


rutter72

Extra medium


Thisbitchbroke

Yeah fellow 150 here


Sure_Environment7823

I'm 145


SmileyMelons

What's your secret to living such a long life?


Pleasant-User

Pizza, lots of hot sauce, cookies, steak, sald, mountain biking, playing drums at 210 bpm


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Is the drumming before or after sald


mrsinuschill

Better Call Sald


MSUman2012

Same but who knows, in going with big bc big black coke sounds better


cryptkeeper89

You are ineligible


Vezra-Plank

We don’t have real names, I guess.


Thuryn

Just don't get a prefix.


LukeSkyMaster69

Average blue puff cheetoos


McDuder_TTV

Lil white banana


TheWardedOne

Big red bread


jeezuscryst

Lil grey donut


vigilia

Big black banana. It was overripe.


RedRaids

Lil black skittles


CSdesire

Big Black Skittles


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

This sounds like a band name Or a Netflix original


ietam23

Medium white chocolate


ElvisDumbledore

r/bandnames


sir-hiss

r/beveragenames


I_DoNt_CaRE_Sorry

Lil Black Cracker


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toxic-psyche

I'm just big blue cannabis.


rtccc

+1


kanwarsidhu05

Big black almond


chacharealharsh

happy cock day 🎂


kanwarsidhu05

Thank you :))


physicalcat282

Happy cake day


kanwarsidhu05

Thank you :))


flakkane

Lil white tart lmao


tococat101

Lil gold bun. Why do I sound like a Betty Crocker knock off?


lol_DisDad

Ion know Lil Black Cheese 🧀 🤣


No_Life1

[rick roll](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/oxymoron)


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Never gonna give you up


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SolarFlashYT

Never gonna run around a desert you


mrsf16

Good bot


Ulforicks

this had me 💀 😂😂


SathedIT

Hah! Big black cracker here.


EpicArgumentMaster

That’s contradictory


PickAName616

Well if that isn’t a double take I don’t know what is


Rachmanenoughforever

Big blue titties


ACDrinnan

Big Black Pakora


pixelevolved

Lil black samosa


CPTNVLAAD

Big rose gold cigarette


UnknownSuxker

I like this one


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MrPeaches0808

Big White Cigarette… so let’s hope the old timey British name for smokes doesn’t get applied here


ULTIMATEIRORMAN

Big Blue Waffle


sotheresthisdude

That sounds interesting let me just Google that real qui…there is no god.


Labotomyy

I wish I could have saved you in time.


Blu3b3Rr1

There was a God, but He has abandoned us


SportNo2600

God saw it and it was ... Peace out Earth!


MoonTrooper258

With all the years of living on the internet, I'm actually surprised I've never looked it up. ... Then again, with all the years of living on the internet, that was pretty tame.


Gibbydoesit

Lmaoo I remember my first time


Thuryn

Ctrl-W, my dude. (Or Cmd-W if you're on a Mac.) If you're on mobile, here's a quarter, kid. Get a real computer.


scarletenigma

I'm out. Enough internet for today. *insert brain bleach*


smoggydann

Don’t Google that..


KKreaps666

Y not…?


Zeestars

Life will never be the same again


ReLavii

I didn't know I wanted to see this


lonke1

Big black gatorade


sunskist

Big black coke for me lol


No-Shake6849

Big black coffee. Ironically the coffee wasn't black and rather small


KingSanty

Big black quesadilla lol


CandysaurusRex

Lil pink taco!


PalatialCheddar

Big pink cookie!


SomeChunkyMilk

Lil black shit


Fuzzy_Preparation650

HolUp


stilldonthavethemilk

r/holup


DekuDragon101

This is literally r/holup you don’t have to link the subreddit.


woodchips_and_paper

They said, linking the subreddit…


Panicking_in_trench

I didn't realize I was in this subreddit until I read this comment


stilldonthavethemilk

you certainly missed that one


Naeril_HS

Yeah why would you link r/holup in r/holup post?


poo_devourer

I’m very proud of u 🤎💩🤜🏻


SomeChunkyMilk

Thanks Dad 👍


poo_devourer

Ofc! 🤎💩🤜🏻


Remarkable_Reward514

r/HowDidThatGetInThere r/WaitAMinute


doog97

r/waitaminut is literally holup lmaoo


chicken_nugget779

u/poo_devourer


poo_devourer

I’m proud of that man 🤎💩🤜🏻


thisisdumbboi

BIG BLACK CHICKEN NUGGET


Chedged85

ayo hit me up with that soundcloud, you bouta be my new favorite


TooLatee1337

Lil black salty nuts 😅


bbheim2112

🤔


Cuntpanini

Lil black mixed nuts


icabax

Lil black water


smbrookie

Big purple pie


Timz_04

Big blue toothbrush Wtf


sedluyf

Yeah wtf, blue coloured phone?


goldfishfox

Blue phones are beautiful. I love the subtle Sierra Blue of the new iPhones.


idloch

Pacific blue iPhone friend.


Sea-Leave6783

I'm lil pink toothbrush:)


idloch

The wholesome gangster who encourages good dental health.


Nemesis_77__________

Lil' white my own penis


Evan_Reveles

Lucky


Soiled-Mattress

Lucky it wasn’t someone else’s


Corbini42

Is it possible to learn this power?


Nemesis_77__________

Not from a Jedi


ghostfvces

it just rolls off the tongue, huh? edit: my very first award had to be on a dick joke, huh? lol thanks stranger


hypercurious37

Alright everybody, get ready, issha boi Big Rose Lollipop bout to get it


NarcoticNermal

Lil Blue Bowl Of Cereal


Yutanox

How the fuck did you get a entire bolw in your mouth?


clout13r

Its lil


ARandomHumanBeing878

you got an entire bowl of cereal in your mouth?


Quatasia_iel

Big black nuts


ILL-TM

Lil Blue tounge? Wtf is that name


ARandomHumanBeing878

lil black noodles


schmotz_5150

Big black water?


mad_dogX

Big black hula hoops


Tiredofstupidness

Lil Pink Coffee


That_One_Guy998

Lil black chip


cringelordzlol

lil red cheese? Kinda su-


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spinal-cord0

lil blue chicken nuggets.


coolginge69420

The world will be forever changed when Big Black Blue Raspberry Lemonade Flavored Vape steps out on the music scene


Working_Ranger_8865

Lil Black Water


Gray_Meddler

Big blue cinnamon roll


uberdrone1

Big Black Cucumber 🥒


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Big black your moms asshole


AlterNk

Dude, you had your mom's asshole in your mouth? That's disgusting, go to therapy or something.


thatsenoughMrLahey

His arms were broken…


Individual-Sail-5766

Lil silver tortilla


ApolloKunIsBoolied

lil black potato that’s not my name, that’s me!


Master_Belial93

So...... What if you're in the middle..... 150 lbs..... And White Water.....


[deleted]

Big brown toothbrush


Thisisdificult

What if you're between 130 and 160 pounds


SlushPup007

Big sunny air head


BLKxGOLD

What color is sunny?


theking1324

Big black milk


Flauschkadser

Big black pistachio


Pap4MnkyB4by

Big Blue Whiskey


logan51906

Lil grey nacho


The_ReBL

Big black bong


MercilessIdiot

I assume i'm Big Black Cigarette then. ...oh well, might've been worst.