By - justiceforall1000000
Crack eyed peas.
Panic! at the crackhouse
Twenty one Injections
Boys II meth
Guns n' Drugs
im in class and i just cant stop laughing at "Twenty one injections"
Crosby, pills, hash and drunk.
Taking Crack Sunday
Edit: Shoulda scrolled down. Let's see what else I can come up with:
- Three Finger Meth Punch
- Sad Company
- Smashed Mouth
- Fleetwood Crack
lol, I read that with the trashiest lisp!
Symphony of Dysfunction
Sad Company is my favorite.
"I feel like takin' drugs"
Eagles of methmetal
I feel this is the way Mike Tyson would pronounce it.
So just normal black Sabbath
To be fair, wasn't it mostly Ozzy that had issues with drugs? The whole reason why he was kicked out of the band was always too fucked up to show up to recording/jam sessions.
What's kind of ironic is that the most "square" one in the group died first. Granted, it was a tragic plane crash, but if you would have guessed back then you'd think Ozzy would be the first to croak.
They are all alive, if you’re talking about Dio, he wasn’t one of the original four so he doesn’t count, he was a lot older than the rest of them
Damn you know what, I got mixed up. I was talking about Randy Rhoads, but he joined up with Ozzy in '79 after Ozzy left Sabbath. Nvm lol.
Came here to say that
Crack Test Dummies
The foreheads of the apocalypse
Why is this not higher. My wife and i fucking fell over laughing.
Guns and Doses.
Nine Inch Needles
This should be higher. Made me snort.
Wait wtf did you snort? The challenge was to name the band not to try and join them ffs
I love this comment
Ladies and gentlemen: The longneck methheads!
Six Finger Meth Punch
This should be higher..
I think these guys are high enough.
They are already high enough
Damm dude you win. That’s the funniest damm thing I have read. And it fits so well.
The crackstreet boys
Guns and Doses
Thats a German Rap Album
Edit: it’s true
Cletus Clear Water Revival
Fetus alcoholic mother survival
Man, I came here to say that every single one of these people has telltale signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Pretty fucked up way to start life, not surprised that they all ended up with mugshots.
If you're an expecting mother, please don't drink while pregnant. Crack is literally better for the baby than alcohol.
...but don't do crack either, right?
At least not while pregnant. Otherwise, go buckwild.
Is that true?
Is what true? That crack is better for babies than alcohol? Thats kind of an assumption on my part. Firstly, the idea of a "crack baby" problem predicted during the crack epidemic in the 80s and 90s causing a bunch of birth issues, that never panned out. Meanwhile, FAS, is gnarly for children and causes lifelong disabilities.
I don't think the CDC has ever said "do crack instead of alcohol, it's better for the baby" because they obviously can't say that. Is it still probably true? Yes.
You explained this very nicely. I like you lol. Thanks.
Thanks for the award, mate! My first award for a comment containing the term "crack baby." My mom's probably so proud.
Lmao i love it.
Sincerely- a crack baby
Case in point! This crack baby can read, write, and is on Reddit.
Many crack adults can't even pull that off.
Went to school with a kid who I suspect had it, always in trouble and definitely had issues, grandparents had to raise him. Very sad stuff
The FAS Street Boys
Best one here by far
5 finger meth punch
I cant see their hands but id guess that its more like 3 finger meth punch
Holy shit! Beavis and the Tweakers. If I've ever seen someone that looks like beavis from beavis and butthead its the second from the left.
Ohhh, I was going to say Beavis and the Butt-heads for the same reason.
Came here for this!
Pretty sure butthead is on his right.
Based on OPs username I am disappointed they didn't come up with that!!!
That’s fire right there
Beavis and the buttheads
The first guy looks a little like Butthead
Haha I know right!
On the original I posted "Beavis and crackheads"
Methallica and of course Megameth
Brothers from another Cousin
This should have more likes
this is my favorite
Imagine catching dragons
Imagine chasing dragons
Meth around, Find out
Don't meth with us
Dave Methews Band
The Janky Boys
I was going to say this exact same thing but scrolled down to make sure I wasn’t too late, ugh!
Hey now, you're an addict
Get your smoke on, do meth.
...and all that glitters is gold,
only methamphetamine breaks the mold...
Hey now, pull your cock out,
At the daaay caaaare
Zombeh zombeh zombeh heh heh
Thank you Papa Dave
Speed sells, but who's buyin?
Snorting is my buissness....
And buissness is good
Panic! At the crackhouse
They really do have high hopes though.
I love this one
Haha this is the most up votes I've ever gotten
The Fetal Alcohol Four
I hate to laugh at this!
Bone headz n harmony
Syndrome of a down
>**EAT AN ENTIRE TUBE OF MAKE-UP!**
4 teeth or less
Why change it. Motley Crew fits fine. Those doods did really dumb fucked up shit.
Inbreds and Foreheads
Creedence Overdose Survival
People of Walmart
Raise Hell Praise Dale!
System of a come-down
Inbreds! At the disco
back in crack
The Beavis and MethHead Experience
The Traveling Pillbillies.
Guns N Meth, AC/PCP, Rage Against The Meth, Near Death Leppard.
Meth and Roses
Circular family tree
Guilty with an explanation
Methy Mark and the Junky Bunch.
Give me my NICKELBACK
More like NECKelback! Holy brontosaurus’s!
Stoned Toothless Pirates
Fivehead Todd and the Monstrous
Sweet home Alabama
As someone from Alabama who grew up in the area A&E called “Meth Mountain”….
I approve this name.
No way there’s a place called meth mountain?
Mom is Our Sister
Slip a lot
Drugs! at the Pharmacy
The Rolling Stoners
Long neck Leroy’s
Crackheads with Five-head
Methallica- sorry, missed a prior entry.
Hey now, you're a crackhead ..
Florida Man and the Mouthbreathers.
Teenage Inbred Ninja Rednecks
Dudes on ludes
Spliff Richard and the shadows
New kids on the crack
Red hot chilli uppers
The coke strokes
R.E.MKAT (mkat was a popular British nasty drug)
Mumford and bums
Damn I had fun thinking of these haha I’m all out!
Inbred Clown Posse
The Hills have DUI’s
This guy posted a screenshot of an r/holup post on r/holup for karma and everyone is re-answering the question lmao
ZAMN, She's twelve!?
Beavis and the Buttheads
My Uncle’s My Daddy
2 High Crew
These aren't musicians, these are the infamous four producers known as Criminal Records
With their hit song: Meth Home Alabama
Beavis and Butthead
The Rolling Stones
System of 4 downs