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Kingdionethethird

Crack eyed peas.


IHeartWordplay

Inbred Zeppelin


blue4029

Panic! at the crackhouse Twenty one Injections Boys II meth


nicolasbourbaki-

One injection


JoJoKidIGuess

Guns n' Drugs


BladeLH

im in class and i just cant stop laughing at "Twenty one injections"


TheNorselord

Crosby, pills, hash and drunk.


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Taking Crack Sunday


birdhouseshawty

RUN PCP


UndrethMonkeh

Crack Sabbath


DeadlyYellow

Meth Leppard. Edit: Shoulda scrolled down. Let's see what else I can come up with: - Three Finger Meth Punch - Nickelbag - Sad Company - Smashed Mouth - Fleetwood Crack


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OdenShard

Methallica


Lefty_McGoodLuv

lol, I read that with the trashiest lisp!


theonesexybeast

MegaMeth!


cardboardlord

Symphony of Dysfunction


DownvoteDaemon

Pillbilly Posse


DarkeningSkies1976

Sad Company is my favorite.


bad_motivator

"I feel like takin' drugs"


DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs

Iron beaker


skidmaster2000

Eagles of methmetal


jailhouse420

ME⚡️TH


andyman234

Methallica


Gigantor81c

I feel this is the way Mike Tyson would pronounce it.


ollethebossgg

So just normal black Sabbath


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

To be fair, wasn't it mostly Ozzy that had issues with drugs? The whole reason why he was kicked out of the band was always too fucked up to show up to recording/jam sessions.


Itsthejackeeeett

What's kind of ironic is that the most "square" one in the group died first. Granted, it was a tragic plane crash, but if you would have guessed back then you'd think Ozzy would be the first to croak.


ClackHack

They are all alive, if you’re talking about Dio, he wasn’t one of the original four so he doesn’t count, he was a lot older than the rest of them


Itsthejackeeeett

Damn you know what, I got mixed up. I was talking about Randy Rhoads, but he joined up with Ozzy in '79 after Ozzy left Sabbath. Nvm lol.


Tayman294

Came here to say that


JoshR913

Wrong Direction


Many-Consideration54

Crack Test Dummies


jasonthevii

The foreheads of the apocalypse


Bearcatsean

Why is this not higher. My wife and i fucking fell over laughing.


darth_anis

Methallica


SumYumGhai

Guns and Doses.


high_devinition

Nine Inch Needles


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kaydeebaebee

Nasty Hobbitses


Sonseeahrai

Megameth


Serious-Try-6061

Meth Grips


Maddad_666

This should be higher. Made me snort.


Mahmoud0Tamim

Wait wtf did you snort? The challenge was to name the band not to try and join them ffs


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I love this comment


redlime3077

Meth Leopard


Talkingmice

Ladies and gentlemen: The longneck methheads!


smoebob99

Featuring Beavis.


coolcatmcfat

Methklok


fairlysimilartobirds

Six Finger Meth Punch


JahD247365

This should be higher..


JeremyJaLa

I think these guys are high enough.


Itirk349

They are already high enough


deathbike600

Damm dude you win. That’s the funniest damm thing I have read. And it fits so well.


tophur04

The crackstreet boys


SumYumGhai

Guns and Doses


Raffa_Piccolli

Hilarious


lleyyl

Thats a German Rap Album


Thats_Haunting_

Impossible Edit: it’s true


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Cletus Clear Water Revival


mattheus1988

Fetus alcoholic mother survival


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Man, I came here to say that every single one of these people has telltale signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Pretty fucked up way to start life, not surprised that they all ended up with mugshots. If you're an expecting mother, please don't drink while pregnant. Crack is literally better for the baby than alcohol.


jo10001110101

...but don't do crack either, right?


[deleted]

At least not while pregnant. Otherwise, go buckwild.


PasswordNot1234

Is that true?


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Is what true? That crack is better for babies than alcohol? Thats kind of an assumption on my part. Firstly, the idea of a "crack baby" problem predicted during the crack epidemic in the 80s and 90s causing a bunch of birth issues, that never panned out. Meanwhile, FAS, is gnarly for children and causes lifelong disabilities. I don't think the CDC has ever said "do crack instead of alcohol, it's better for the baby" because they obviously can't say that. Is it still probably true? Yes.


TheBeardedWizard91

You explained this very nicely. I like you lol. Thanks.


[deleted]

Thanks for the award, mate! My first award for a comment containing the term "crack baby." My mom's probably so proud.


TheBeardedWizard91

Lmao i love it. Sincerely- a crack baby


[deleted]

Case in point! This crack baby can read, write, and is on Reddit. Many crack adults can't even pull that off.


mattheus1988

Went to school with a kid who I suspect had it, always in trouble and definitely had issues, grandparents had to raise him. Very sad stuff


WingedLing

The FAS Street Boys


Dude_With_A_Truck

Best one here by far


NotYourDrugDealer420

5 finger meth punch


Ryan-821

I cant see their hands but id guess that its more like 3 finger meth punch


ballskickedin

Holy shit! Beavis and the Tweakers. If I've ever seen someone that looks like beavis from beavis and butthead its the second from the left.


tuoder

Ohhh, I was going to say Beavis and the Butt-heads for the same reason.


Used-Season-9618

This one


goose-and-fish

Came here for this!


yup_goodtimes

Pretty sure butthead is on his right.


pUdepoD

Methtallica!


Wellarmedsmurf

Based on OPs username I am disappointed they didn't come up with that!!!


SOGnarkill

That’s fire right there


dz3a4

Beavis and the buttheads


sixrustyspoons

The first guy looks a little like Butthead


ScrotusMahotus

Haha I know right! On the original I posted "Beavis and crackheads"


zedog74

Methtiny’s child


vladijoon

Aerosmeth


Level-Infiniti

Fleetwood Meth


bigblackcoconut420

Meth zeppelin


MrZyde

Smashmeth


sprazTV

Methallica and of course Megameth


ATOM_CAT_xvX

Brothers from another Cousin


LordDraconis7

This should have more likes


Boy_Sabaw

Boys2Meth


hulkishotandsexy

this is my favorite


RuchoPelucho

Mine too


Reasonable_Second460

Imagine catching dragons


tommygun1234567890

Imagine chasing dragons


yoitsgroomski45

Meth around, Find out


ProfessorBlahBlah

Don't meth with us


the00Fresh

Dave Methews Band


amramahi

Meth-Use**


markeyandme

The Janky Boys


quattro-quattro

The McPoyles


silikroil

Beavis and the buttheads


alup132

I was going to say this exact same thing but scrolled down to make sure I wasn’t too late, ugh!


Living-Top7470

Smash Meth


LegendNomad

Hey now, you're an addict


MKXmikey

Get your smoke on, do meth.


piepielafarge

...and all that glitters is gold, only methamphetamine breaks the mold...


QueefBuscemi

Hey now, pull your cock out, At the daaay caaaare


javoss88

Oh jeez


cove81

Meth Mouth


vladijoon

The Crackberries


Matta_G

Zombeh zombeh zombeh heh heh


GiaNcomo6669

MegaMeth


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Thank you Papa Dave


kibitzer_01

Speed sells, but who's buyin?


Mido_hamma

Snorting is my buissness.... And buissness is good


alaskamycos

Panic! At the crackhouse


TTV_decoyminoy

They really do have high hopes though.


kyle_will126

I love this one


alaskamycos

Haha this is the most up votes I've ever gotten


RUHTRAPLAYGAMES

ggs


NamePublic7016

The Fetal Alcohol Four


sadchoklate

I hate to laugh at this!


MoneyGarage6843

Bone headz n harmony


buddha_swag

Syndrome of a down


malachiconstantjrjr

*slow claps*


CouplingWithQuozl

>**WAKE UP!** >**EAT AN ENTIRE TUBE OF MAKE-UP!**


GWA1994

LOL


Madmyk90

spICE boys


sprazTV

4 teeth or less


GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo

Methalica


CannaPLUS

Methly Crew


redditmodsRassholes0

Why change it. Motley Crew fits fine. Those doods did really dumb fucked up shit.


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Inbreds and Foreheads


CraGameMarco

Imagine Druggins’


pasta897

Creedence Overdose Survival


123nixon

People of Walmart


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

The Walmartians


F3nrir096

Methro tull


AweDamnItsCam

Degameth


raideo

Raise Hell Praise Dale!


Mr_Roqers

System of a come-down


HumanPotatoChip

Inbreds! At the disco


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back in crack


DragonflyAdvanced548

The BathSalts


FarmerAtS

Florida Men


Fluff1923

Meth Leppard


Mejia711

The Beavis and MethHead Experience


grandpa_csr

The Traveling Pillbillies.


lamTheBoi

Guns N Meth, AC/PCP, Rage Against The Meth, Near Death Leppard.


Kabros950

Meth and Roses


Accomplished-Ad9039

Circular family tree


Stillwiththe

Guilty with an explanation


JadedSociopath

Methy Mark and the Junky Bunch. Edit: Spelling.


Aplha_Omega

Give me my NICKELBACK


7imot

More like NECKelback! Holy brontosaurus’s!


All_Rainbows_Die

Stoned Toothless Pirates


BagsRVA

Fivehead Todd and the Monstrous


killyour_elf

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

As someone from Alabama who grew up in the area A&E called “Meth Mountain”…. I approve this name.


Beyblader02

No way there’s a place called meth mountain?


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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1350143/


PutridCardiologist36

Mom is Our Sister


yasht18

Slip a lot


rj200122

Drugs! at the Pharmacy


TheKnightsRider

The Rolling Stoners


maxfiea

The In-Breeders


halffilledglasses

Meth-id-men


Mental_Research5863

Long neck Leroy’s


Alarming_Paramedic33

Gene pool


aubsliddell

Crackheads with Five-head


call-me-loretta

T-top Camaros


jcrwestroxy

Methallica- sorry, missed a prior entry.


Kaizeroll

Meth Mouth. Hey now, you're a crackhead ..


Sea_Young8549

Florida Man and the Mouthbreathers.


Consistent_beef

Kentucky


Haarigerkott

Teenage Inbred Ninja Rednecks


slimdrum

Basedment jax Dudes on ludes Run DMT Spliff Richard and the shadows New kids on the crack Tom methadones Destiny’s wild AC/DC PCP Red hot chilli uppers Smack sabbath Fleetwood crack The coke strokes R.E.MKAT (mkat was a popular British nasty drug) Mumford and bums Rattling dress Damn I had fun thinking of these haha I’m all out!


littleredcamaro

Fleetwood Smack


wheremytieflingsat1

Inbred Clown Posse


HailState901

The Hills have DUI’s


The_Mad_Duck_

The poopshitters


letthemhear

This guy posted a screenshot of an r/holup post on r/holup for karma and everyone is re-answering the question lmao


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GetGewd

ZAMN, She's twelve!?


spencertherhino

Beavis and the Buttheads


TEMPVS-FVGIT

My Uncle’s My Daddy


kyusskiller

2 High Crew


Giraffe_Groper420

21 chromosomes


Opiz17

These aren't musicians, these are the infamous four producers known as Criminal Records


lordmorlockhyperion

Rytyrd Skynyrd With their hit song: Meth Home Alabama


No-Sleep-5438

Beavis and Butthead


neonDDvangelion

The Rolling Stones


GandalfGreen95

System of 4 downs