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howdoweread

how the emo kid fixes things


The_Neon_Legend

Show and tell! 😃


BigManChad69

How did you find this post, I posted a month ago, I thought it would be in the depths of the redit archives


The_Neon_Legend

r/holup best of this year 😐


p1fcbk

dildo collection


imnotblackanymore

School supplies


VoxelBoi2055

Anti-depressants.


4rch4ngel86

Hunting.


BigManChad69

I laughed so hard


BigManChad69

Lmao ur so funny…


Th3SoS321

To take selfies


PotentialSyllabub744

To scratch the top of your mouth


Irisena

Entertain my classmates


SansTheSkeleton56

When you get rejected so then no one will know and if someone sees you just shoot them simple


killerpanda1123

Inserting into my rectum


wertt217

to play lazzer tag with the kids


BigManChad69

Fr


420_mr_daddy_69

pocket pussy just pull the trigger


kiba_inuzuka95

They create a healing salve that cures all wounds


QuIcKsCoPe69520

To clean my mouth


AmAFriendlyOtaku

Dildo


Metscho

To make america safe again


PUGCREEPER3605

Violent sex and playing the violin


TJChainson

Laser tag with the boys


grutomo

pallette cleanser


metalbowser23

School supplies


AmAFriendlyOtaku

He said wrong answers only


EntryNo1326

Too soon?


Klutzy_Musician9096

defend your rights


Wolfofwar626

They are used to help improve your eyesight


duder8008135

Making my crush love me


KRDaMoney

use them for the intention of killing people and being found not guilty


Bain-sama1945

Civilian casualties


Orange_Puzzline

Shoving them in your private areas


helpimstuckinbasemen

School


GAcowboy

Poking the fire


whynotll83

pacman


LuizBarros99

For the quiet kid to pull them out of their black backpack...


spartan-kick

Day off from school


TurkeyDuck69

They are for schools smh


Insidiatori21

Peaceful Protest


MoonCakeTD2

I was gonna say school suply but i would be saying a correct answer so nvm


EpicBloxianZombei

you dont wanna know...


mrdeath9132

Prevent racism


surdtmash

Sounding


WastedVamp

Better than Windex


Lordenak

100% of coupons.


sas_gg228

Life speedruns


sas_gg228

Anti depresants


Fun_Form_3308

Bank withdraws


n0tspongy

band practice


darthcol_23

Shooting Adults


MoonlitXV

Unclogging toilets.


Joy_Boi_John

Ear cleaning devises with the scope to help you see where to put it


Darth_kodi

To do a sex tape with it.


Nukethevatican666

Future toothbrushes


999lilD666

Ass whole play for men


999lilD666

Some of those u can go so deep with


INDIAN_Kakashi

Used as s*x toys


The_Best_Channel_

Leaving at home when going to school


dankrank231

Hunting animals


Few-Opinion7212

Ur moms tampon


CallMeTeacup

School equipment


TheSolarSailer2

FIFY School *supplies*


smexymexy17

Late abortions


Smeeizme

…cleaning…


Wellmistakeweremade

Some great chrismas gift for the nephew and little cousin


Catchmint

Babysitting


o0drMysterio0o

Colonic Anal sex Lead enimas Being an actual asshole.


HNack09

Tooth picks


dogegamer013

sex


Pokeyourmom420

Goes great with a cooler of beer


OsamaMoloy

To clear your head.


Any-Sheepherder-2974

They said wrong answers only


Blarksnow

Suit hangers


chankery

Hole puncher


BlaqShine

To teach kids discipline.


WrongdoerLanky7602

They said WRONG answers only


Snoo_34073

Water battle


dovahkiin5675

Furry hunting


CompGuy-3462

I wish this was a wrong answer


danktank52

They said wrong answers only


Strayrelic87161

Household protection


Timely-Row-9932

Nerf battle


Pastalala

Antidepresant


CompGuy-3462

Well you're not wrong...


DoodleAlienTheGamer

Picking food up and delivering to the mouth, duh.


YarinTheGamer

anal sex


Sadistpanda666

Cure to mental unhealth


JaidaKitty18

Anal power washer


darkmountny

In America schools


GGHaloGamer

They said wrong answers only


Beautiful_Ad3297

To give everyone a great time at weddings and parties


Gaiffari

Birth control


soNRML

Spreading peanut butter


Igotwreck3d

Door keys


Full_Refrigerator313

Safety


divya_rastogi78

No wrong answer i will say truth they are plumbing tools


Natural_Advisor4057

Don't worry the whole world is becoming fucked. Even here in so called paradise.


Danimus-Prime

So... you're saying that they're sex toys


DTheReaper

They are utensils for eating with when you’re on a picnic


Dramaticjet566

Schools


expecto-petronam

to vaccinate


streitbergerhayden

"to vaccinate" ... \*liberals\*


Humangarbage89

To protect ourselves from the government!


Jaybo1045

Painting utensils painting the world with color and darkness


thedisapointingson

Bad days at school


Classic_Fine

Kickstands


Lore-horror

Home defense


Ant_Star120

Late abortions


Fast_Land_1099

(The shotguns) Giving the anime girls I draw freckles -Telepurte probably


Natural_Advisor4057

Necessity.


Fast_Land_1099

That is a CORRECT answer! -some American probably. *I accidentally pressed delete when i tried to rephrase the original


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[удалено]


Natural_Advisor4057

Fuck america.


Fast_Land_1099

Hey! I live there. But yeah, it does suck


Fast_Land_1099

I live there, but yeah, it kinda sucks.


Accomplished-Tower74

Ass hole play


Mauro_Vandersmissen

Sightseeing in America


212shawn

Black Friday shopping


Infamous-Excuse4565

High school


Flingario

He said wrong answers


Competitive-Milk2949

Protection


Gradient64

spreading wii play


BennAki

2nd amendment


Xylenic

After birth abortions


landylamatrix

Irl splatoon


Aggressive_Duck8989

School aquipment


bear_bear-

He said wrong answers only


No-Explorer-8229

Murder people


Dr-EJ-Boss

Hunting


Bortsbaked

Stopping Crime


GingyBoi888

Graduation ceremony presents


gauyuk

Ahh if it isn't my bdsm kit.


gauyuk

Masturbation.


BuffDaddy720

Inhalers


MrmmphMrmmph

POV dick extenders


coolsongames

Drum sticks.


Jenniferminor80

Colonoscopies


Username-Checks-Out1

This isn’t a holup 💀


mooshoosally

Butt plug


Soulcrusha71

Defending the constitution and property across state lines 😑


DominicM2

Mouth spray just point in your mouth pull the trigger. Keeps you minty fresh


brianannaBanana32

Agreed, still wrong to even bring up..


RedsEevee27

Something you can bring to school


mezzu21

School regulation


GrimRiper47

He said wrong answers only


Mysterious-Key9855

Substitute for sex?


The_it_potato

Grind them up and use it as seasoning.


SeanTheBigBoiBean

Laxatives


N6134E

We were supposed to leave these in Kabul for the Taliban!


Silver_Surfer_32

peace


TheJiggie

Home Defense


Holiday-Ad-2983

Killing innocent people… Oh wait… Wrong answers only… my bad


Mommymilkersjojo69

For silencing people


UnbrandedPants

Chop sticks when u wanna add extra spice


Larry_The_Fifth

Painting the ceiling


Low_Opinion7936

Golf clubs


Useful_Vegetable_256

Toothpicks


john151M

Hugs?


Cubanitto

Well in Georgia they are used for killing human beings.


CandyRose42069

Anal stimulation


907499141

Childcare……Ruger for when you don’t want to repeat yourself.


dragonzaller

to be honest idk, but I do know that they make for great bone remover


SuperDude759

To kill! You can’t tell me what to do!


DrHob0

Forbidden vibrators


SovietUnion1986

playing with the kids obviously


theromanpraetor

Looking cool


DhruvMehan

Population controlers


bulk_flaberson

Depression stoppers


nameistakenagain9999

Peaceful protest!


Dirt_McJerkman

Musical chairs . . . except with guns. And you don't want to know what happens if you're the one without a gun when the music stops (Hint: Everybody shoots that guy) 😐


Mistaclean3

Buttplugs and apparently shoot it yourself in the vagina


Moist-Ad564

Farming implements


Solid_Coast

Schools. Oh shit wait that’s the right option, uhhhhhhh music


AngryThanator

Kindergarten show and tell in America


Appropriate_Letter61

They said wrong answer's only


Substantial_Peanut80

Liars


bear_bear-

Not school. That’s for sure


Zestyclose-Hyena5105

Wait what?! Oops..


purpletittan

I see you brought your first douche kit.


Raygboyd333

dildos with an anti-birth trigger mechanisms


LostTerminal

Flossing your teeth.


H_Is_Funny2

Teaching in school


rmp604

Cleaning windows


I_ate_kokichi_ouma

sounding


MaximumBeyond8637

Buying fair launches


TheGrey_GOD

Saving lives


BAS34

Tbf they could be used for it (if you use it to kill a mass murderer for example)


dick2110

Wives shopping!!


DisgustChan

The second coming of christ.


Sofy15857

Teach childrean


RoostersAnon

Painting