T O P
Zaalimsingh

And who’s keeping the score?


soundedt

NSA


Zaalimsingh

Ima gonna bust a nut on bidens moms face


Prestigious_River_34

Oh cool. So you’re into necrophilia too?


serendipity_hunter

He likes his women the same as he likes his pizza 🍕. Cold.


Tactical_Ferrets

With ranch?


yweo

are you really stuck on this lmao


Zaalimsingh

Ofc homie. Who’s not. Smol pp ppl that who.


SorryScratch2755

[ rudimentary peni ]


stanusNat

Smol PP gang represent. Smol Man tings still bruv


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

Jesus


iamshipmaster

Well know


Hawaiian-Fox

I lost, good luck everyone


Pokejelke

*Laughs in European*


Familiar-Estimate336

*Cries in Asian*


Pokejelke

*also cries but still in European*


Guardian_fire

Laughs in American.🇺🇸


SGT-Noah

Just waking up in Hawaiian


periah250

Just wanking off in Hawaii


Kitchengun2

Laughs in it still being October 31st in Ireland


Nemesis_77__________

Laughs heartily as it's still spooktober over in UK


Internal_Ad6547

Also laughs because the hours went back giving us 25 hours of Halloween


Kitchengun2

*Laughs in of course it is because they are literally like 30 minutes away from each other by plane*


Guardian_fire

Lol🤣 I’m in Texas.


mcbirbo343

Reading in Pennsylvania


AyoRobo

Minds own business in Southern


CartographerLow3676

Confused AF in Australian.


blue-leeder

just jack off 30 times for each day of November today Halloween…and you should be so disgusted and in such penis pain. You will succeed gracefully


WhoLickedMyDumpling

what do you win though....


ProcedureAcceptable2

Nutting


Netezza

I see what you did there


tristantwb

Underrated comment


SwaggyCrab

What did it cost


sl_1138

Egg-rything


yongkangmo

Same. I’m out before the game started…


Calan_adan

Me too. I’m getting older and can’t let those opportunities slip by.


Trace9090

It hasn’t even started yet though


Hawaiian-Fox

That's it, I'm robbing one in your honor so you lose...


Trace9090

You wouldn’t dare


Chewliesgumrep312

There's still time! Quickly, to the Fapmobile,Robin! Nananananananananaaa Fap-Mannnn...Fap-Mannnnn..🤣


rsf507

You couldn't hear his Australian accent in his comment?


ImBatman0_0

Laughs in Canadian


mortytron

Bruh


tatanka01

Aren't you a little premature?


Im_known_as_nikil

Nutted rn . Sorry peeps . Im horny .


Regulargamer454

It hasn't started yet, but ok Ok now it started (for me atleast)


rupi1312

I mean time zones ?


Regulargamer454

Oh yeah i forgor


flying_tiny_shark

He forgor


Raccoon_fucker69

Forgor


Annual-Aardvark41

Forgor


brown_human

Burgir


lynn-briox

To the public this is a challenge, to the asexuals this is their life


notrealcc

Lol as a asexual i can 100% agree to your comment being true


FuccboiOut

Did you ever nut in your life?


notrealcc

No


tacticooluser

You bewilder and confuse me and I want to study you to harness your power


kbghkbb

have you aquired any heightened senses/supernatural abilities? can you move objects without touching them? have you learned any wisdom people are yet to learn? do you have an understanding of the universe that others have not? can you levitate?


BigDong42069E

asking the real questions


[deleted]

"The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!"" - Douglas Adams. I know ***why*** it's 42 and what it means.


LurkerNooby

Not even on accident?


IDEFICATEHAIKUS

Only need like... 2 minutes. Very convenient.


lynn-briox

-._-. by accident? Ah yes i have "accidentally" jerked off for an hour straight and nutted


LurkerNooby

Ofc! More seriously like yk when your a teen and you have dreams... Also no cap if I don't jerk off for a month and my jeans are just too tight and there's a friction happening... There's gonna be a tsunami


lynn-briox

sounds like ya gotta be that horny nough to get ya rocks off by something like that


LurkerNooby

Lmao not really I think it's more sensitivity but yeah maybe a bit but like correct me if I'm wrong but being assexual just mean you don't think about it don't wanna have sex don't get horny? But your still sensitive down there and it feels good right?


Afraid_Philosophers

I imagine the same logic applies to No Nut November. Gonna be a a lot of babies born around August and September


LurkerNooby

Lmao idk man I feel like most ppl that do that are lonely man like try to explain that to your girlfriend "what for?" "It's a game" "Are you frickIn- KiDdIn Me Johnna???!!"


qRayne

Bruh who tf jerks off for an hour


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machine_fart

> bruh who tf jerks off for an hour > An hour is nothing The duality of man


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Agreed.


LurkerNooby

I think to exaggerate it to make his point showing it's ridiculous


Crazian14

I get bored after like 10 mins


hahaminty1

wet dream


Itamar_Itchaki

Isn't like 2/3 of aces nut and the other don't (based on data from my aro-ace friends)


Hapoj1

A’s together strong


ChadMcRad

Just take antidepressants. EZPZ.


beags561

That’s cheating


nesfor

Plenty of asexuals masturbate, the challenge continues


ItActuallyMeBro

This is not a goddamn motherfucking holup


dontjustexists

This subreddit is kinda just shit posting stuff now


Moose_Nuts

50% + of the posts in this sub are not even close to Hol Up anymore. Sad part is that people mindlessly upvote.


Drexelhand

90% + of the posts in this sub are "Hol Up, here's some racisms."


agtk

Mods seem fine with whatever people upvote. As long as it gets them to the front page regularly, it's all gravy, I guess.


lost_angel26

Welcome to r/holup, where there are __no__ holups


AcoHead

Holup. There arent any holups? Damn. I guess that was the real holup the hol time


[deleted]

Wake me up, when *November* ends


catalintek

Wake me up when December cums


Raccoon_fucker69

Wake up… wake up… wake up… wake up…


brown_human

Hey you


YeetedBot_YT

you’re finally awake


inkzpenfoxx

Mission failed, we’ll get them next time


Wide_right_

Bravo Six going dark


No_Aardvark_330

I would only do that for a lot of money.


hahaminty1

hehe squirt game 🦑


ritstardedcommenter

you win a billion nut passes if u win


Itamar_Itchaki

Shall we make this interesting?


Gold-Snow9396

I'm in too


royal_stabber69

I'm down


mdhunter99

Man fuck that. Mans gotta bust.


Lyaliana

If you are gonna bust. Why not do it the whole way. Join us on the journey of Nonstop Nut November


the_ju66ernaut

Is this a real thing? Why do this to yourself?


IYeetBabiesLolDabs

Memes


nookayyea

No fap is real to help avoid porn addiction and conserve energy. No nut is bad for you overall esp after 3 weeks depending on your age .


bumtoucherr

I’m not sure the “watching pornography is allowed” part really helps beat porn addiction


ProfessionalPie4935

What are you conserving energy for?


Eduard666

Destroy Dick December, sure.


EvilTwin636

Wait wait wait; not fapping is good, but not nutting is bad... wtf are us single guys with no game supposed to do?


[deleted]

I just got through sober October, no way am I doing no but November.... I'm going to be blowing loads everywhere!


tacticooluser

Yeah I hate no butt November. Don’t edit your comment and make mine look stupid! Leave your typo. It’s funnier


[deleted]

I got you


sl_1138

No butt November....can't 💩 for a month


vorsegg

Meh, I'd rather jerk it and lower my chances of testicular cancer and my risk of a heart attack.


20ham

It does that?


FirtiveFurball3

Yea, you need 21 bust per month for a healthy ballsack


fistfullofpubes

So 21 per week is just plain greedy?


DoucheCanoeBruh

Per MONTH?! UH OH!


superkitemanking

I do it like every 2 weeks


vorsegg

Per week* fur helthy bullsak.


vorsegg

Yes, there are many benefits to masturbation. Lower blood pressure, lowers risk of heart attacks, lowers risk of testicular cancer (all allegedly, I'm an electrical engineer, not a biologist) and a few other things too.


lovrez

Bro an electrical engineer my dream profession Can I please know the knowledge of photovoltaic cells and how can we increase the power generated from them. ( I am 16 smh and intrested in photovoltaic cells too much)


vorsegg

I mean no disrespect friend, but that's a very broad subject that requires a lot of knowledge of other things. You would be best served by reading something like 'The solar energy handbook' if you're looking for more information on the engineering or practical side, it's not OVERLY expensive and you can buy this year's edition on Amazon. As far as the scientific explanation goes, simple version is: PV (Photovoltaic) panels are panels with silicon 'plates'. Solar energy knocks electrons free from the silicon, those free flowing electrons produce voltage and of course, once those electrons flow, you have current. It's not 100% that simple, but as I said, a deeper explanation would require more knowledge to understand. If you're that interested then go for an engineering course. You're about the right age to do it. It takes about three years in college and a further year in university to get to where I am currently (In England) but there are PLENTY of stop offs along the way that deal with green energy and renewables. You'll need a good knowledge of mathematics and a level headed approach as well ideally, or you're in for a few 'shocking' surprises. (I'm so sorry) But overall as long as you don't mind dirty work, spiders and constantly groaning coworkers (we aren't the most social of career types) you should be golden.


lovrez

Oh I see, I had started reading The solar energy handbook, before going to college I have to do my A levels which are preety much difficult but I am going through it as I had taken the sciences and math for the intrest of mine in electrical engineering. Why there are spiders I am curious but Overall thank you for the heads up and giving me an introduction. Its my passion to become an electrical engineer cus they are just too awesome and electricity is my intrest


Odd_Human4444

*casually flexes electrical engineer status*


ChadMcRad

No. The evidence is flimsy at best. It's more like, "we found that healthy people also happened to fap regularly" and people just sorta ran with "IT PREVENTS PROSTATE CANCER IF YOU DON'T CUM YOU'RE GONNA DIE"


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Something_kool

How do you stop a wet dream?


Daymo741

By waking up


DoIrllyneeda_usrname

I kid you not this works. Sometimes the NSFW dream would occur and I would wake up to no wetness.


ChadMcRad

lmao this guy doesn't know about the urethra corks.


IDEFICATEHAIKUS

👀


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Old-Tea-9987

Don't sleep,sleep only for WEAK!


Cat_The_E

time: 21:45 +2 gmt 2 hours to bust all the nuts I can


Sir_flaps

Status update?


Cat_The_E

26 minutes in, 'bout to hit the sack (sleep)


CBR_King97

Common bro... You can't leave us hanging without an update


Cat_The_E

I'm atm tryna sleep


Mobile_City5852

……but why though?


bumtoucherr

So you can unload like a fucking ketchup bottle on December 1st


_Manu_173

Many reasons, bragging rights, to see if you're able to, self discipline, breaking your record from previous years, mainly, why not?


ChadMcRad

Exercising self-discipline. Wanting to see if they can't beat an addiction. The reward that awaits you at the end. Etc.


gerundio_m

Hence they should start with bullshit November : an entire month without writing bullshit on reddit


soundedt

I have a vasectomy scheduled for the beginning of the month. Am I still eligible.


Fancy-Commission-598

Hmm have to consult water sheep


[deleted]

Ah, a man of culture as well


bonelesssenpai

Let the game begin


Davyboy178

Brothers, I have failed the holy month twice before. I do not wish to do so again. I request your aid. (I'm asking for tips in other words, doin this for the blind kid in the back who didn't understand me.)


Niclas1127

Whenever you’re turned on stop being turned on


Davyboy178

Thanks, I'll try tellin that to my shlong n see if it works.


superkitemanking

I’m ugly as fuck so anytime you wanna jerk off I can send you nudes and you’ll be immediately soft and sex-repulsed


Davyboy178

Much obliged my good neighbor


Raferty69

I only ever masturbate because I'm bored AND horny. Being horny is hard to control. Being bored is not. Pick up an instrument or language, buy a new video game or book, draw or hit the gym. Doesn't matter. Make a routine out of it too. Make masturbation not the thing you fall back on when you're bored. Also, you (usually) don't masturbate if you're with other people. Hang out some more this month.


Nice_Swordfish_69420

Get a serious gambling, smoking and alcohol addiction instead


buttmudd007

Jerked off 20 times today to get prepared


Alita08

What a monster 💀


Significant_Squash87

Pass


Revolutionary_Lab782

Basically. Don’t cum or else you lose NNN


Sweetwater98

Still got some time...


marckimdr

I love the NNN cause Nov30 is my birthday. Imagine the the face of the people when I’m having a party in my house and I nut in front of everyone. And when I shoot my load it looks like it’s a silly string. Last year was a blast, someone got hit in the eye and had a temporary blindness. Maybe this year I’m gonna make them wear a safety goggles.


Jihoczech

I'd not allow watching porn either, just so people realise how addicted they are to it.


Drago_Valence

Bruh who tf watches porn anymore? Just jerk it w/ the homies


jhuseby

No thanks. What’s the point?


tacticooluser

#


Raccoon_fucker69

God fucking damnit china, you censored another comment again


No_Sand_8604

Does anybody do this?


miserable_guyy

Let the thirst games begin


Comprehensive-Fix773

Why subject yourself to not having sex for 1 month ? What is the purpose of this blasphemy ?


spirit-slayer

Not like anyone of us get it anyway


Cornnelliuss

It was originally made to help people that are addicted to porn.


LurkerNooby

More like not jerk off in a month bah ha ha ha (I wanna die)


Brilliant_Writer_136

I Asked my wife the same question When I told her I liked her, she said that her family will only allow marriages and not dating I accepted and Married her. Lucky for me, She was a Virgin. Lucky for her, I was Experienced. But she was so shy and conservative, I didn't get to even Hug her before 2 Months of Marriage was over. Imagine living with a Beyond Drop Dead Gorgeous Woman 24/7, seeing her even in the workplace, sleeping on the same bed, being able to smell her perfume from very close But she being too shy to let you Touch her Even now, I struggle so much to get her in the Bed without feeling like Rapist. I do get to do it with her 3 times a Month at maximum But it's still better than paying 600$ to two Sex Workers and getting sex twice a month. Atleast with her, it's meaningful and Built on love


heckler5111

If she wants kids she'll have to let you bang her hard


Brilliant_Writer_136

It's not like she doesn't like the Sex I don't mean to be prideful, but all of my Sexual Partners have been really pleased with me And my wife being a 30 YO virgin felt great during her first Sex with me. She's just very shy She even told me that she doesn't want children because they are too much of a trouble. And I agree So that's not too much of a problem The problem is how I have to formally request Intimacy even thho it's been 6 Years. I guess that one of the Bad parts of Having a Conservative wife (Good part being that she will never cheat cuz she's too shy to do it even with me)


hahaminty1

this guy has sex


Brilliant_Writer_136

r/ihavesex


XaviRequiem

Get some extasis and just eat half each


Middle-Bad9825

I am not joining the NNN


OURcomrade1917

Based


thefooleryoftom

Why...?


OoohThatsInteresting

Because


MassiveFlatworm836

Umm.. that's a no for me dude!


ItzYaBoy56

That wet dream one is bullshit, you can’t control that


Professional-Retard9

Just so you know, pornhub tweets how many people failed on their Twitter


Klutchy_Playz

People without an account: I have no such weakness!


LurkerNooby

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Ark927

Ez dub


Crew-Constant

Destroy dick December?


sergario-

That’s it. Nutting to this post


PurpleBababa

Wish you luck soldiers o7


leanmeankrispykreme

Why would I purposefully go a month without sex?


[deleted]

18 years here 😎


c3r3al__k1ll3r

Only one wet dream? Seems harsh, you have literally no control over that!


Suspicious_Exchange2

nah ill skip it


GouchGrease

Fuck that. I'm Nutting at 12:01 AM


mikebrane

I lost the game


MAXIIIIIIMUS

asexual snickering