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When the driver is sus 😳

When the driver is sus 😳

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IDK2old2giveafuck

NGL this man has just performed some of the smoothest shifting i have ever seen


-TheArchitect

He's just French


KopfSmertZz

Indeed. Not a bus driver but a chauffeur


djdjtx

Le Conducteur


yomommafool

Il est juste francais


3_inch_head

BLAM!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

But does he handle his oui oui with such grace?


minhazul10

LMAO


Reasonable-Freedom-1

Imagine him fingering someone


rthomas10

in the butt


[deleted]

Godwin's law.


rthomas10

Wait! It's a long way but we might just meet Adolf.


[deleted]

I was thinking more "oof zat tickles mein 🥒"


SnooGiraffes6143

legendary


TlerDurdn_

Omfg you killed me


Irritable_Avenger

Wait. He's not Greek, is he?


Reasonable-Freedom-1

In the mouth


RobertBDwyer

Yes yes.


Spazzy_maker

He's just Grinch


MisterCallegari

Definitely had some villain vibes. Couldn't pin it until this. Thank you.


JmyKane

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.


Qidis

I’m in French class rn


Electronic_Skirt_475

Is he gay or European


clubfeetclub

Yes, I think so


Around_The_Globe

Prob both


juicypancake123

What's the difference


Drakeon8165

That's the thing, there isn't! Obviously joking, don't cancel me


Headshot03

Gear goes oui oui


hankit12

that explains why hes gay


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Vin Diesel *cries tears of joy* : Family


LakersRebuild

Is that what he meant by “granny shifting”?


Looieanthony

That guy has style and finesse.


wolfxorix

I can drive manual and I couldn't ever think of shifting like that ngl


technobrendo

Because it's not a normal setup. I've seen this video before, I believe they said it's air-assisted shifter.


fuzzyshorts

Jeez, that must be a pleasure for someone used to driving a old school manual transmission where you gotta rock it or bring it back before it goes in. That must feel like eating flan in a silk shirt while twilight breezes blow across a caribbean beach.


1965_corvairMonza

As i drive a 30 year old truck with a 5 speed, that bus shifts like butter, my truck is like "wanna go into first? Fight me."


mobile_turd_launcher

I drive a manual and no way my truck could ever shift this smoothly.. I'd lose grip on the shifter if I ever tried


Goodotic_chaos

Just a little shift here, and a little shift there. Perfect!


MikjallOfHargreaves

What a weird thing to have to clarify that you're not going to lie.


big_bruhh

this mans shifting is FAB-U-LOUS!


LanceFree

He’s a very considerate shifter.


c1Rane

Granny shifter


soapdope1969

Not double clutching


RhinosAreHorrible

FAB-U-SUS


GoatDude86

I’ve never been so split between upvoting or downvoting a comment


Guanthwei

Upvote it and then downvote it.


Hmnh6000

The Gears Are Probably Having Orgasm’s With How Gently He’s Shifting


Kuuhaakuu

r/angryupvote ?


1Second2Name5things

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


Serious-Medicine2300

It’s actually just perfect shifting. Going through class A vehicle training you’re taught if you shift at the perfect rpm you should be able to do it w 2 fingers. I witnessed my trainer do this exact technique.


1Second2Name5things

They say that untill they put you in a 20 year old beater with a trany filled with sand and you can't reach 8th gear and you have to punch it in.


amynias

Lmao expectation vs real life.


DerangedColon

“this old girl needs the special touch, so just make sure to tell it who’s boss” says the instructor who then starts lighting up the shifter with a spectacular array of abuse.


Montyfer

What a fabulous shifting ova there.


SDott123

Instead of sus, I think you mean fabulous.


Rich-Huckleberry-382

💯


lunarNex

Does sus mean gay now? Edit: so I'm finding out it's just gay bashing and OP is a homophobe I guess.


rexio38

yes because the word "sus" is a reference to a game called among us where 10 players have to do tasks but there are 2 impostors among them whose tasks are to kill the rest of the group and the word "sus" is short for suspicious wich people use when they think someone is an impostor and so straight people started using the word "sus" when they think someone is gay bcs gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players, not having to do what others do (tasks/children) additionally gay people can try to blend in to not get recognized just how impostors blend in to not get voted out of the group wich happens to gay people too idk what i wrote but im sorry if you read that


3Zkiel

I zoned out at the middle of the paragraph.


rexio38

i zoned out like 3 times writing this


KlNGCROW

Have you considered: ADHD


CaptainRedbeard128

Oooo shiny!


SpacecraftX

It’s one sentence. How is it one sentence.


3Zkiel

Your comment has one more sentence than that wall of text. 😄 But to answer your question, it looks like a run-on sentence. If not a couple of periods, it needs semicolons and stuff.


BlyLomdi

The word "suss" has also been around in the UK, Australia, etc., for quite some time and is used to indicate "something that is questionable, suspicious and you should look at with a side eye."


MITstudent

Usage: I need to suss out my life.


GNU_Terry

Think you got the right word but wrong definition/usage there, isn't this using an adjective as a verb? So I think in this case you used to sus out meaning to sort out. Isn't English a wonderful bastardisation of languages


My_Name_Is_Gil

Sus and Suss are not the same Sus(pect) Suss: understand, gain knowledge of. Not the same word or root. At least in my world.


Crackerpuppy

I appreciated the explanation. Thank you. As payment, I’d like to give you some punctuation marks to use in your future posts. . , ! ‘ ? : “ ; Again, thank you!


rexio38

than.k you? i'll try to u,se tho:se well;


thedudefromsweden

Hey don't waste them all at once!


rexio38

i left the " for later


thedudefromsweden

Ok now you've wasted them all.


rexio38

FUCK


DIFKO

Don't worry, you've still got a ! to use.


Crackerpuppy

If you play your cards right, you may even earn some capital letters & the magic of using proper subject/verb agreement. But shhhhh….this will be our little secret.


Techmoji

> gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players Beautiful


MigazOne

hold up, "gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players, not having to do what others do (tasks/CHILDREN)"? non gay people do children?


the_ThreeEyedRaven

mild r/copypasta


smallthematters

I liked it just enough to give the 69th upvote


rexio38

nice


Just_Anotherpeep

Hahaha I love this


Comrade_Ziggy

Well, if they're going to compare us to deadly monsters that stalk among them we may as well fit the part. 🤷‍♀️


1Shadowspark1

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died. 🦖


rexio38

nooo not the godzilla!


Joshewugh

Actually he's really good. His shifting is fabulous. If you're yanking gears is when it's bad


Zenmanc

Maybe... I've got a manual, I'll try to be more gentle but I don't think I'm taking to this level.


Stol3n_Identity

He is fucking legend! The smoothest gearshifting i have ever seen!


Jiggarelli

He's just delicate with the stick. It takes all types.


airscorpion3367

Why this remind me of the grinch?


Rich-Huckleberry-382

Yeah me too, but why though?


Alathiel

It’s the fingers. Watch how Jim Carrey acts with his hands while in costume.


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GingerBeardPotato

Why the fuck is this a holup


DefunctHunk

This comment could be copy and pasted in 95% of posts on this garbage subreddit and be completely applicable.


xTrainerRedx

Thank you. This sub has gone downhill.


BubbaDooski

Because apparently the way he shifts somehow makes this person gay, and it's still funny to make fun of gay ppl in 2021. Who knew?


N8_Smith

It's funny to make fun of anyone.


GingerBeardPotato

Jesus Christ surely not…


luckyhunterdude

Gay? I thought the driver was crippled.


CousinDirk

The HolUp is that OP is a homophobe


Quentin_Brain

You posted this because you want to sit on that long black stickshift?


Rich-Huckleberry-382

Ah yes the BBS


rzultamorda2137

So that's what these rims mean


Nate_fe

Lmao


GlassHalfFilled

You don't get enough credit way down here but I want to let you know you're appreciated.


rzultamorda2137

Thanks, man


WhosThis85

Is he? Id say the opposite. He does the bare minimum in trying to touch the phallic shaped shifter knob


thaistik4all

It takes a delicate touch


Fighter5150

Drive a bus and find out. That stick shift vibrates so hard, you wanna touch it as little as possible. Eventually you'll get on this person's Lei, but that's legit pro form.


Ac4sent

For some reason reminded me of Mr. Bean.


Aroumia

Cringe title, awesome driver


Mindfreek454

Man, I can't wait for "sus" to die off


lemonida

Fast and Fabulous


Putthebunnyback

Even the face under the steering wheel is having doubts.


elwell5

Came here for this - can’t believe no one else is talking about the creepy face!!


DontCallMeJR88

So gentle, and yet so intense...


Friendlyshell1234

Honestly, his wrist could just hurt from being in the same position for 7 hours. So he moves it weird to stretch a little?


YakkywenWakko23

Bro that shifter gettin treated righr


kevnrd22

Holy shit that’s how I look when shifting gears. Although I look more like I’m judging the lever into the positions.


InsertCleverNameHur

If you don't hear grinding, you are shifting wrong


Burbulis911

r/moldymemes


bigbigbigwow

I’ve seen this video about 3 years ago and since then I been shifting like this when I’m driving


Junohaar

Why the fuck is this a holup? It's just a man with a light touch. Is that somehow wrong?


Joy1067

That man right there loves his job


Fun-Meringue3620

I have to admit, I’ve had hand movements like this when on MDMA.


pinkmango77

u/savevideo


pussypine

Shift me like one of your French girls


yukuyuk77777

Hes not sus hes just crispy with the shift


SD514

He's shifting like a vilain in a 80's movie


channyfanny123

I think you mean sass


DeanoBambino90

Very smooth shifting. And super gay.


Masterpommel

Why sus? Hes straight as hell


thefrypanman

pp gearshift


vitor66767

u/savevideo


pintango

That’s a smooth ass gearbox. Manuals I’ve driven need a little more force to throw in gear lol.


-HoldMyBeer--

Nah man, he's just feeling that smooth af gear shift


TofuOverdose

On bad days I bet he just slaps the shifter.


Spazzy_maker

Grinch energy for sure


CommunicationSouth12

FABU SUS


PardyGaming

Mans just styling with the gearstick


yungginger94

Or he's been driving so long he tries to fuck with anyone he sees obviously punting a phone at him 😂


Txikitxakurra

Must admit he has got the touch


bombaybull

You haven’t done this before???


Evening_List_6850

Gru is that u?


TwinkleToes75

I'm not sure if I'm impressed or terrified of this guy


Eudaimon-Life

Really want to ride this bus; no-homo.


VioEnvy

Is “sus” like a new gay?


Yodaghostlightning

Flawless technique


Ok_Performance78

Haha saw this video a while ago and the caption was that he shifts like a Dr. Suess character


ArmyVetRN

Sus? Thats the smoothest MFer in the bizz


CartographerIll8653

Finesse game too strong.


supershadowguard

He's only using 2% of his gear shifting power


Glazeddapper

Is he... y'know... (moves stickshift)


CrYTGaming

Probably a chess player


BusyAssociation4292

its iran its iran!! iswer god this guy is iranian


actualtttony

You don't recognize his fabulousness


Lyfeitzallaroundus

As long as bruh aint grindin the gears, who gives a shit how he’s doin it. Drivin stick shift is dope, I have the 4 star dragon ball on mine.


RevlisMagicFaux

BYE THE WAY HE JUST SAID “🎱🤏”


-ImYourHuckleberry-

So the holup is a bus with a manual transmission? Never seen one…


person-ontheinternet

Okay, so I honestly drive like this sometimes. It’s fun. Treat the stick like you barely have time for it.


THExCHOSENxONE

Nothing sus here. That man’s a smooth operator with those Dr. Seuss hands.


katastatik

💯


pnerges

Keep that guy away from our women!!!


OneWishGenie69

He must be taking that route every single fucking day for the past ten years, he must be real bored


FavoredEnigma

Smoothest shifting ever 💯💪🏾


AristeiaXVI

We all have to agree we've all done fancy shifting like that before lol


he75bf8or

Either this isn’t sus or I don’t know what sus means. What does sus mean ?


bigmemos29830

It looks like hes trying to hide a bone- wait a minute


inkshua

On his way to steal Christmas


rapidWindmuehle26

He's shifting gears with style.


SimpforMANYfandoms

Is he gay or European? 🤔 The awnser could take weeks 😞


torino_nera

Oh cool, op is a homophobe


CyberSpaceFetus

MJ would be proud :')


Weinatightspotboys

Maybe you are “sus” Op . He is working . You are the perv filming a guy touching a knob ever so gently . Well?


PJ_jazz68

Sus???? Is that a homophobic slur? In ghetto code?


obtainchi

Plot twist. It's an automatic.


RoM_Axion

MAMMA MIA NOW THIS IS HOW YOU OPERATE A VEHICLE.


perfectdownside

The man is controlling a 10,000 kg bus with two fingers. Let him work.


GlennDoom82

I thought sus was supposed to mean something bad, this guy kicks ass


BSBare

The elegance is strong with this one.


Cubankilla786

Such finesse, such grace


lupjo

Nothing sus in being gay y’know (which obviously there is no way of knowing)


Kragnos0

Is it me or does his hands remind you of Dr Seuss characters hands?


Okinage

He touches that stick w the same levels of "nope" that girls touch me


dankavanagh77

That gearbox will last for eternity


CrayCrayCat1277

Sus or not, this man smoooth


CrashPilotInc

Smooooth


Arithmetoad

That's not "sus," that's "Seuss."


Neocraftz

my mans shifts like a dr suess character


joseph_turner

u/redditmp4bot


yumyumsauce45

Motherfucker is Gru from Despicable Me in disguise


BlueAudioMoon

Just a man playing with his knob, nothing strange here


Consistent_Zombie_33

How I drive on my way to some WAP


Arseypoowank

Man the gear change is smooth as fuck on that though


sineplussquare

Never have I ever seen such finesse in a shift.


[deleted]

This is some Austin powers shit


Interesting_Factor_9

Lmfaooooo I will never not upvote or like this video 🤣🤣 too smooth with it!!