When the driver is sus 😳
By - Rich-Huckleberry-382
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NGL this man has just performed some of the smoothest shifting i have ever seen
He's just French
Indeed. Not a bus driver but a chauffeur
Il est juste francais
But does he handle his oui oui with such grace?
Imagine him fingering someone
in the butt
Wait! It's a long way but we might just meet Adolf.
I was thinking more "oof zat tickles mein 🥒"
Omfg you killed me
He's not Greek, is he?
In the mouth
He's just Grinch
Definitely had some villain vibes. Couldn't pin it until this. Thank you.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
I’m in French class rn
Is he gay or European
Yes, I think so
What's the difference
That's the thing, there isn't!
Obviously joking, don't cancel me
Gear goes oui oui
that explains why hes gay
Vin Diesel *cries tears of joy* : Family
Is that what he meant by “granny shifting”?
That guy has style and finesse.
I can drive manual and I couldn't ever think of shifting like that ngl
Because it's not a normal setup. I've seen this video before, I believe they said it's air-assisted shifter.
Jeez, that must be a pleasure for someone used to driving a old school manual transmission where you gotta rock it or bring it back before it goes in. That must feel like eating flan in a silk shirt while twilight breezes blow across a caribbean beach.
As i drive a 30 year old truck with a 5 speed, that bus shifts like butter, my truck is like "wanna go into first? Fight me."
I drive a manual and no way my truck could ever shift this smoothly.. I'd lose grip on the shifter if I ever tried
Just a little shift here, and a little shift there. Perfect!
What a weird thing to have to clarify that you're not going to lie.
this mans shifting is FAB-U-LOUS!
He’s a very considerate shifter.
Not double clutching
I’ve never been so split between upvoting or downvoting a comment
Upvote it and then downvote it.
The Gears Are Probably Having Orgasm’s With How Gently He’s Shifting
It’s actually just perfect shifting. Going through class A vehicle training you’re taught if you shift at the perfect rpm you should be able to do it w 2 fingers. I witnessed my trainer do this exact technique.
They say that untill they put you in a 20 year old beater with a trany filled with sand and you can't reach 8th gear and you have to punch it in.
Lmao expectation vs real life.
“this old girl needs the special touch, so just make sure to tell it who’s boss” says the instructor who then starts lighting up the shifter with a spectacular array of abuse.
What a fabulous shifting ova there.
Instead of sus, I think you mean fabulous.
Does sus mean gay now?
Edit: so I'm finding out it's just gay bashing and OP is a homophobe I guess.
yes because the word "sus" is a reference to a game called among us where 10 players have to do tasks but there are 2 impostors among them whose tasks are to kill the rest of the group and the word "sus" is short for suspicious wich people use when they think someone is an impostor and so straight people started using the word "sus" when they think someone is gay bcs gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players, not having to do what others do (tasks/children) additionally gay people can try to blend in to not get recognized just how impostors blend in to not get voted out of the group wich happens to gay people too
idk what i wrote but im sorry if you read that
I zoned out at the middle of the paragraph.
i zoned out like 3 times writing this
Have you considered: ADHD
It’s one sentence. How is it one sentence.
Your comment has one more sentence than that wall of text. 😄
But to answer your question, it looks like a run-on sentence. If not a couple of periods, it needs semicolons and stuff.
The word "suss" has also been around in the UK, Australia, etc., for quite some time and is used to indicate "something that is questionable, suspicious and you should look at with a side eye."
Usage: I need to suss out my life.
Think you got the right word but wrong definition/usage there, isn't this using an adjective as a verb?
So I think in this case you used to sus out meaning to sort out.
Isn't English a wonderful bastardisation of languages
Sus and Suss are not the same
Suss: understand, gain knowledge of.
Not the same word or root. At least in my world.
I appreciated the explanation. Thank you. As payment, I’d like to give you some punctuation marks to use in your future posts.
. , ! ‘ ? : “ ;
Again, thank you!
than.k you? i'll try to u,se tho:se well;
Hey don't waste them all at once!
i left the " for later
Ok now you've wasted them all.
Don't worry, you've still got a ! to use.
If you play your cards right, you may even earn some capital letters & the magic of using proper subject/verb agreement. But shhhhh….this will be our little secret.
> gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players
hold up, "gay people and impostor in among us have many similarities such as being much more powerful compared to other players, not having to do what others do (tasks/CHILDREN)"? non gay people do children?
I liked it just enough to give the 69th upvote
Hahaha I love this
Well, if they're going to compare us to deadly monsters that stalk among them we may as well fit the part. 🤷♀️
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died. 🦖
nooo not the godzilla!
Actually he's really good. His shifting is fabulous. If you're yanking gears is when it's bad
Maybe... I've got a manual, I'll try to be more gentle but I don't think I'm taking to this level.
He is fucking legend! The smoothest gearshifting i have ever seen!
He's just delicate with the stick. It takes all types.
Why this remind me of the grinch?
Yeah me too, but why though?
It’s the fingers. Watch how Jim Carrey acts with his hands while in costume.
Why the fuck is this a holup
This comment could be copy and pasted in 95% of posts on this garbage subreddit and be completely applicable.
Thank you. This sub has gone downhill.
Because apparently the way he shifts somehow makes this person gay, and it's still funny to make fun of gay ppl in 2021. Who knew?
It's funny to make fun of anyone.
Jesus Christ surely not…
Gay? I thought the driver was crippled.
The HolUp is that OP is a homophobe
You posted this because you want to sit on that long black stickshift?
Ah yes the BBS
So that's what these rims mean
You don't get enough credit way down here but I want to let you know you're appreciated.
Is he? Id say the opposite. He does the bare minimum in trying to touch the phallic shaped shifter knob
It takes a delicate touch
Drive a bus and find out. That stick shift vibrates so hard, you wanna touch it as little as possible. Eventually you'll get on this person's Lei, but that's legit pro form.
For some reason reminded me of Mr. Bean.
Cringe title, awesome driver
Man, I can't wait for "sus" to die off
Fast and Fabulous
Even the face under the steering wheel is having doubts.
Came here for this - can’t believe no one else is talking about the creepy face!!
So gentle, and yet so intense...
Honestly, his wrist could just hurt from being in the same position for 7 hours. So he moves it weird to stretch a little?
Bro that shifter gettin treated righr
Holy shit that’s how I look when shifting gears. Although I look more like I’m judging the lever into the positions.
If you don't hear grinding, you are shifting wrong
I’ve seen this video about 3 years ago and since then I been shifting like this when I’m driving
Why the fuck is this a holup? It's just a man with a light touch. Is that somehow wrong?
That man right there loves his job
I have to admit, I’ve had hand movements like this when on MDMA.
Shift me like one of your French girls
Hes not sus hes just crispy with the shift
He's shifting like a vilain in a 80's movie
I think you mean sass
Very smooth shifting. And super gay.
Why sus? Hes straight as hell
That’s a smooth ass gearbox. Manuals I’ve driven need a little more force to throw in gear lol.
Nah man, he's just feeling that smooth af gear shift
On bad days I bet he just slaps the shifter.
Grinch energy for sure
Mans just styling with the gearstick
Or he's been driving so long he tries to fuck with anyone he sees obviously punting a phone at him 😂
Must admit he has got the touch
You haven’t done this before???
Gru is that u?
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or terrified of this guy
Really want to ride this bus; no-homo.
Is “sus” like a new gay?
Haha saw this video a while ago and the caption was that he shifts like a Dr. Suess character
Sus? Thats the smoothest MFer in the bizz
Finesse game too strong.
He's only using 2% of his gear shifting power
Is he... y'know...
Probably a chess player
its iran its iran!! iswer god this guy is iranian
You don't recognize his fabulousness
As long as bruh aint grindin the gears, who gives a shit how he’s doin it. Drivin stick shift is dope, I have the 4 star dragon ball on mine.
BYE THE WAY HE JUST SAID “🎱🤏”
So the holup is a bus with a manual transmission?
Never seen one…
Okay, so I honestly drive like this sometimes. It’s fun. Treat the stick like you barely have time for it.
Nothing sus here. That man’s a smooth operator with those Dr. Seuss hands.
Keep that guy away from our women!!!
He must be taking that route every single fucking day for the past ten years, he must be real bored
Smoothest shifting ever 💯💪🏾
We all have to agree we've all done fancy shifting like that before lol
Either this isn’t sus or I don’t know what sus means. What does sus mean ?
It looks like hes trying to hide a bone- wait a minute
On his way to steal Christmas
He's shifting gears with style.
Is he gay or European? 🤔 The awnser could take weeks 😞
Oh cool, op is a homophobe
MJ would be proud :')
Maybe you are “sus” Op . He is working . You are the perv filming a guy touching a knob ever so gently . Well?
Sus???? Is that a homophobic slur? In ghetto code?
Plot twist. It's an automatic.
MAMMA MIA NOW THIS IS HOW YOU OPERATE A VEHICLE.
The man is controlling a 10,000 kg bus with two fingers. Let him work.
I thought sus was supposed to mean something bad, this guy kicks ass
The elegance is strong with this one.
Such finesse, such grace
Nothing sus in being gay y’know (which obviously there is no way of knowing)
Is it me or does his hands remind you of Dr Seuss characters hands?
He touches that stick w the same levels of "nope" that girls touch me
That gearbox will last for eternity
Sus or not, this man smoooth
That's not "sus," that's "Seuss."
my mans shifts like a dr suess character
Motherfucker is Gru from Despicable Me in disguise
Just a man playing with his knob, nothing strange here
How I drive on my way to some WAP
Man the gear change is smooth as fuck on that though
Never have I ever seen such finesse in a shift.
This is some Austin powers shit
Lmfaooooo I will never not upvote or like this video 🤣🤣 too smooth with it!!