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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day

hb_fash

Aw man that's just sad to read. Poor guy doing his best.


AngryNat

Dw it's a parody twitter account of the classic dad who coaches the kids football team It's pretty funny


unfunny-pete

Got me sad for a second there


TheGreatCanadianPede

Even though this is fake. Bio dad seems to be doing his best too.


rainbowtrout1979

The struggle is real lol soldier on though. Happy Fathers Day to all the amazing step dads out their. Keep ur chin up!


Sad-Wafer9690

This is my first time seeing soldier being used as a verb


Baconpower1453

"soldier on" - the verb


Just-Stitious

No it’s just soldier. Soldier on is a sentence/idiom/phrase lol. Edit - BaconPower1453’s comment below is a lie. The Cambridge Dictionary link says solider on is a phrase with Soldier as the acting verb in it.


Baconpower1453

"Soldier" isn't a verb? Soldier on is a verb - [https://dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/soldier-on](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/soldier-on) Edit - nvm, guess I was wrong, soldier is a verb. And wow dude chill out, It was just a mistake, no need to call people liars over such small things.


ArwixBigAF

Soldier has a verb form, yes. It can be a noun and a verb. “Soldiering, to soldier” etc


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Baconpower1453

Ah because yes, possessing incorrect knowledge somehow has age reversing effects.


Baconpower1453

Oh yeah, you're right, thanks for the correction man.


Any-Show-3488

Just Reddit And Bacon on


1northfield

You can serve as a soldier, or you can soldier with your best friend, this is using the term as a verb and you can soldier through something meaning to persevere, to carry on regardless.


xbwtyzbchs

We have a horrible habit of verbing nouns.


G_Comstock

To the extent that its a horrible habit, its an old one. Soldier being used as a verb can be [attested as early as the 17th Century](https://www.etymonline.com/word/soldier)


xbwtyzbchs

Nifty. Looks like this particular meaning starting much later though. "To soldier on "persist doggedly" is attested from 1954."


distressinglycontent

I think it's because people say it way more than they write it


toxicity9095

Wow, really had me there. Didnt see what sub this was


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The_meep_sheep123

r/makeholupgreatagain


rgrannytranny

I dunno, it seemed like one to me. Then again, my standards have been lowered a lot bt all of the garbage on the sub so


TooCupcake

Why not? I see you guys bitch about this sub on every post but man, this one actually fits and you still complain, why?


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TooCupcake

It’s a holup because you don’t expect the twist at the end. At least I didn’t. Who uses the word “normies” unironically lol. I feel like you’re being a little overprotective of your favourite internet bubble.


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TooCupcake

I’m reading the rules and it says: *Posts here should have a confusing element or an unexpected twist and must make you go “hold up wait a minute”* I’m not sure what kind of rules you’re talking about but I think you’re taking your holup ideals way too seriously


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TooCupcake

“Holup so it’s not his present?” Tbh what surprises someone totally varies person to person. What’s one person’s trash is another person’s holup. I wonder, maybe you have been advocating for the quality of this sub long enough that most of the twists don’t surprise you anymore. Which is totally ok, but why ruin the fun for others?


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liz_le_scalex

The twist was the present wasnt for him?


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liz_le_scalex

I had to reread twice-


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liz_le_scalex

I think your taking things way to seriously... its just for a laugh dude, you shouldn't have to break out a magnifying glass and read the meme to understand some kind of hidden meaning, its just supposed to be funny-


Justsayitonce

F for this guy


Itzniiice

f


gofyourselftoo

F


colorsandhue

F


potatoface183

F


Jailbreak5106

F


Wr3tch3d-3Xi5t3ncE

F


funkynotorious

Happy father's day to all the amazing people who are even a father figure for someone.


Able-Ad1095

Fuck Liam, all my homies hate Liam


RedHawk6827

Step dad gonna clap yours and your homies' asses for hating on his kid.


Able-Ad1095

Mmmm step daddy slap so guuud


RedHawk6827

Wait. What?


reckonyze420

The real holup is in the comments


Pessi757

No we hate Liam’s biological dad! Liam is probably too young to understand what’s going on.


Hogie2255

No fuck Liam!


therinlahhan

Just remind Liam that you're the one that gets to fuck his mom.


AMViquel

According to 9 out of 10 bullies, who doesn't?


GrannyButtLicker

XxX_SnIPe_N00Bs_XxX fucked her too.


chunkyboogers

And his sister. Can’t forget about the 18 y/o step daughter.


KawiNinjaZX

Other dude got to pump and dump


fruutjus

Ouch


GonnaStealYourFood

This isn't an r/holup it's just r/sad


FluffyTrainz

Yeah. My 2 step kids' bio dad passed away 12 years ago, so even though I raised them, loved them, supported them financially for 19 years, they never call me on f day. Every year. I hate f day.


insideoutfit

Seems like maybe you didn't raise them right?


Imaginary_Fly5772

That’s sad. Hope they start calling you.


ConflictOk8406

F


jacobquoir

How's it hol up?


Jimboycalloy

Y’all best have said happy Father’s Day if not knife cat will come


MrGheetsey

Damn poor guy! I always get my stepdad a card and some chocolates. The guy practically raised me alongside my biological parents.


Haqeeqee

I hope you didn’t use it to shave _that area down there._


Kristaps_T

Had us in the first half not gonna lie


professor_doom

Lovely Jack Handey vibes


andcheck

r/aww


A_Random_Onionknight

Just depressing, it sucks trying to be a step dad, when I was married I did everything right, I listened to problems, I offered solutions, I just listened at times, I bought anything they needed and for their birthdays I got them some pretty nice things their biological parents wouldn't even fathom buying for them (consoles, phones, toys, clothing) their deadbeat dad never ever did anything for them, and what teensy tiny bit he actually did do, he bitched and complained about it while giving them. Father's Day came around, once, twice, thrice, and i was always left home alone while the kids sat at their dad's house doing nothing but letting him bask in his elegance, not once have I ever gotten anything, not even a thank you or some sign of appreciation, that shit still hurts man.


GriswoldCain

Oh.. my .. god haha


wolfloverrrr

This ain't an hold up it's a joke this ain't a meme subreddit


Marous_Daphone

There was a HolUp tho bruh


wolfloverrrr

An hold up is an unexpected twist there was no twist just a joke


Marous_Daphone

The last sentence was the twist...


wolfloverrrr

No it was an joke no twist


Sounzy

twist


wolfloverrrr

It's spost to make you say hold up when you read it this dose not


Marous_Daphone

Yeah just because you didnt say HolUp, doesnt mean there's no twist


Sounzy

Does auto correct not work for you?


wolfloverrrr

No


Slash1909

He's boning the biological dad's sons mom. Isn't that a good enough?


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maybeshali

Really? That's quite elaborate for a bot, I don't trust you.


Kumquat_conniption

This is actually hilarious for an automod joke for once.


Wanna_cri

Lmfaoooo


Sounzy

nice


earthling4925782

You fuckin tell em! Ha! (That a hollup right there!)


Think_One1221

Please adopt me


SabreToothSandHopper

maybe the holup is that the kid left it downstairs and he mistook it, which means that step dad, mum and bioogical dad all live in the same house maybe the mum is kinky asf and likes to have 2 men, the holup was there buried deep all along


ComplexPhilosopher47

Happy step dad day*


tommyp1408

Pain 😔


doni-kebab

I got a card from my SO on father day, mainly from 'the cats but mentioned how thankful she was of the person I am,, and to get it on that day brought a tear to the eye and a lump to the throat. I was really REALLY touched as I've no biological kids and really wasn't expecting anything. I've known my SOs duaghter (8f) for half her life and she is a complete daddy's girl so she is very up and down with me but in general we have a very good relationship. Kid comes home that evening, sees the card, reads it and has an absolute shit fit because my SO signed her name in the card in brackets at the end.


reckonyze420

What a little cunt


ICantGoOnIWillGoOn

On the opposite side of this there’s my mums fiancé, who has tried to actually fight me when I couldn’t make band practice on one of my only 2 days off cause I had plans and constantly “squared up” to my brother who’s 21 and yet has a sign up in the living room saying “anyone can be a father, it takes someone special to be a dad”. Like yes, you’re right, and I have a great fucking dad already so fuck off.


Leb_is_lebbin_it

Lot's of love for the step-dads!! Hope they can one day be called a father!!


notowa

I thought this was going to be some force sexual innuendo when I read the title, but I was positively surprised that this is wholesome


unholymanserpent

That's a lot of damage


heyiamme123

And then the child hands it to the mother


jeffmartin23

Liam is a dick for that


WillDrawForMoney

r/SadCringe


Clou119

i feel your pain sir


DeJuanBallard

Don't date women with kids and this can't happen to you.


ranil02

The struggle is real..


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MrXFX

this brings be pain


rhodescaller

I’m the worst. Ive had my step mom and my step dad in my life for 15+ years and they’re great, but I wasn’t even sure when their birthdays were until last year when I asked my dad and mom when their birthdays are. May 15. Both of them. Same birthday. I had no idea.


DonnyMox

Oof