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Cheek_Slap

Call of Booty: Gaymer Edition


_themuna_

In Soviet Russia...game gays YOU!!!


FuckRedditSnowflakez

From Russia With Love


Swarsch

Огонь по готовности Sorry i am not Russian, correct me if I am wrong


NutiPap

All right


kookiwtf

After looking at your comments, I see you're a weeb. This is wrong.


2000boxes

More than comrades


mrcan245

Cumrades ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Commercial_Software8

Cumrags


Quadman

Seizing the means of reproduction.


RocanMotor

Unfortunately... No... They don't. They dont gay at all.


gasthejew_88

finally. a real holup


braintrustinc

Turns out this kid is an FSB agent, and all of these folks are going to the gulag "for the Purpose of Protecting Children from Information Advocating for a Denial of Traditional Family Values"


dlder

n1, not nearly enough upvotes :D


MrSecurityStalin

NO. WE. DON'T. IT'S ILLEGAL.


sentientmind

Yes it is illegal


MrSecurityStalin

Correct


Claymoreking

To be Gay is allowed in russia but gay russian couples dont get Support or can adopt a Baby and its Not allowed to Talk positiv about beeing gay infront of childrens.


bohemica

Zelim Bakaev might disagree with the statement that you're allowed to be gay in Russia. I guess you're allowed to be gay, you just aren't allowed to be famous and gay?


Kazardum

he's from Chechnya, not Russia. Chechnya is nominally part of the Russian Federation,but lives according to its Islamic traditions. no one can do anything about it. in this regard Russia is the bitch of Chechnya


Triptos-Actual

Half asleep after taking sleeping pills, and so I accidentally read it as "Icelandic traditions".. And for a moment, I was just amazed that either Chechnya had somehow gone viking, or Russia had somehow managed to snag Iceland while the world was preoccupied with CoViD 😂


sentientmind

Russia is a homophobic country


Claymoreking

But its Not illegal in Austria its almost the Same Like in russia


masterfCker

So everywhere else, you gay the game...?


sharko2o2o

Yes.


Lusuhyi

I don't know why but I never tire of this reference


Sergidash-GG

Carlos duty


IveBangedYoreMom

This was actually pretty funny


ef_aitch

It’s not pretty funny, it’s very and u don’t realise it till it cuts to scene 2


GotAnySugar

Scene 2? Please elaborate


milnak

It's the part that comes immediately after scene 1.


ef_aitch

On point


feint2021

Point taken.


call_of_the_while

Give it back.


TazmeenZargar

It's pointless now.


jungyumguy

What's the point


GhostxWalker

That's the point.


Narrow-Program-69420

Heh. Comes.


sushlovessushi

Ah, a comrade of culture as well


I_Offend_Everyone_

Modern problems require modern solutions


lazy_pig

Thanks


sausagetunnel

This begs the question, if you blow a guy in VR...are you gay?


OccasionallyCertain

Not if you say no homo


BeardPhile

Yes, standard rules apply in VR as well


SoundDrill

duh


chefkc

Applies to IRL too


DestroyerDain

and wear socks


MyNameIsBadSorry

What if my mic is broken.


FishSpeaker5000

Yes, but if you blow a chick with a dick it's not gay, and if you fuck a guy who is using the VR model of a chick it's also not gay. Black Mirror covered at least part of this.


magicchefdmb

Random story involving that episode: I had never seen Black Mirror, but my best friend whom I play a lot of online games with told me it’s great, and said, “you’ve gotta watch the first episode. It’s so good. I don’t wanna spoil it but let me know what you think.” So I scroll to the first episode in the list on Netflix…only problem was it didn’t have the seasons in top-to-bottom order, so the first episode in the list was the one about the two gamer dudes developing a sexual relationship within their VR avatars (and one is playing female). Halfway through the episode I started freaking out that my best friend was trying to come out to me and wanted to start a relationship. When I finished, he asked me what I thought. I honestly didn’t know how to respond. He started talking about a pig, and I felt so relieved to figure out we had watched different episodes. We had a good laugh afterwards.


eleytheria

...and that's how I met your father


G8kpr

The funny thing is. The first episode is actually pretty terrible and turns a lot of people off the show. It would Have been better for that episode to be elsewhere in the season.


Mettosan

Can confirm. I didn't even need to watch the first episode, just hearing about it was enough to turn me off from the whole thing. Years later I started with a different episode/season and loved it.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol that's perfect.


therealsix

Similar experience with the episode list for me though without mistaken innuendo...I decided to start watching Black Mirror after hearing how good it was from reddit. I open Netflix and see the first episode on the list, USS Callister. I open it, watch it, think it's pretty cool and then think it's weird that she show seemed to be over. I look at the Netflix list and realize it wasn't the first episode but an episode from Season 4. Then I get pissed that I just watched the ending of the show since that episode had an actual ending to it and that Netflix just ruined the series for me. Had no idea it was basically the Twilight Zone and each episode was independent of each other. Duh.


tikrap

Like in the series black mirror episode striking viper.


GuyNekologist

It's not gay if you add polar bears and shit into the mix


Army88strong

INTO THE WHAT? PLEASE THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME


Yokozuna_D

That episode should have been called Super Smash Bros.


Nosnibor1020

There is a great black mirror about this


WalterTheDogo

Black mirror season 5 episode 1


BlueSTAR_AbOvE

Not necessarily the blowing a guy in VR. But if you want an answer go watch Black Mirror on Netflix. Season 5 episode one with Anthony Mackey. *laughs in evil*😈


thisisvenky

Reminds me of Black mirror 🤣😅


TuSanchoBeibi

Striking Vipers proved not


shinslap

This was a whole Black Mirror episode


moonshineTheleocat

Nope. Though a weirdly large number of straight dudes erp gay shit.


hcrld

Homie-sexual


muutela

Not if he looks like a girl


RodLawyer

No, it just make you a dick enjoyer.


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SharkMouthFleshlight

dam bro its just a joke. stop takin it so seriously


piouscity

I think he's joking though.


SharkMouthFleshlight

Yeah, now I think you're right. I looked in the profile and comments like this weren't there so yeah its probably a joke


Kishoressk

Peace ☮️


LoopDoGG79

You're technically correct....


HeroMKS2

Happy Cake Day bro!


LoopDoGG79

Thank bro!


Lewak666

Stfu


ElectronicSpirit7599

The mom was into that shit


konigstigerboi

She wants to be double AK’d


joske_the_great

Gets 152mm'ed instead


astilenski

Dad was like, "nice, son you should play like this with your friends too" but suddenly when player 3 enters the game he couldn't handle it.


InvalidZod

I was excited to see it with subtitles. First time I saw it I saved it to ask my Russian friend what they were all saying


Creative_Waltz_9462

I fucking love this one.


pancoste

I love fucking this one.


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MyWearinessAmazesMe

I love this one fucking


Objective-Let4589

I fucking this love one


ef_aitch

Fucking love this one I


coruix

Love this one i fucking


Cr4zyD3v1l_14

Fucking this one i love


mqtang

This one I fucking love


acn-aiueoqq

One i this love fucking


JollyLynxJollyLynx

I love this fucking one


zzWordsWithFriendszz

Agreed


Dhuill2

Mod is gay confirmed


Byakuray

All mods are gay


nopenothappning

Confirmed


Supernova008

I knew mods gay.


coolboiiiiiii2809

Agreed


Theferretkd

This isn't even a holup, why is this still up.


axh28

r/suddenlygay


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

I don't think double fisting AK's like that *stops* them from shooting their loads... Quite the opposite really.


Mimikyu-Dreamer-64

UwU Senpai I'm gonna fire~


Topgun1908

Misses opportunity to say shoot my load


NuQ

He has brought dishonor upon his family.


Lynn78Barrett

He knew full well what he was doing


That-Pollution-6126

I expected the dad to say "and 15 minutes for me too"


Wrath15

That’s a long way and a lotta production value for a gay joke


Leovaldez999

But definitely worth it.


royal_buttplug

Russia innit?


Jinrai__

Its not a gay joke, its a sexually suggestive joke. The lady wants to join in even.


palika138

This is gold, i laughed so Hard 😂


milnak

It gave you an erection?


Barsibato

New Warzone update looking wierd.


abom-badass-mofo

That some hardcore gaming


johnbrandoncasing

*gayming


Odd-Butterscotch-480

I literally read reddit in class and I almost broke my face trying not to laugh watching this. ​ ​ ​ Edit: BRUH I DID NOT EXPECT SO MANY UPVOTES THANK YOU KIND STRANGERS


noemerald4u

lmao same here


Leopard_Outrageous

Are most people on reddit teens now?


guy_incognito_mode

Large percentage I would guess, that’s why /r/Dating_Advice is pretty much just people telling you to dump the other person.


PROBABLYurDAD69

I don't have an award but you deserved one


soilhalo_27

u/savevideo


dont_track_me1

u/savevideo is dead we killed it


Izaniel

See lot of attempt to summon it


Primer2396

Then wHt do we use


dont_track_me1

Here https://redditsave.com/


Primer2396

And why was it killed?


AnorakJimi

Because idiots keep spamming requests for the bot, dozens of requests in every fucking thread, because they're literally too stupid to just *scroll down the page* and use the link of the first person who requested the bot Imagine being that stupid. How do they manage to remember to breathe, if they're that stupid? So it ruined every thread with all this useless clutter. It ruined reddit for everyone else. The vast majority of people aren't stupid, and so they therefore just use a good reddit app (literally any one other than the official one) and use the included ***DOWNLOAD BUTTON*** to download videos so that they can then share them in Facebook or with their friends or whatever


Nationalized

App/apk name/link for Android?


Oponik

u/savevideo


N0RMALL

u/getvideobot Sometimes this works


GetVideoBot

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Cat_The_E

"so, how often do you play these kinds pf games" me: once a week woth my friends


bambam-__

This is a piece of art🤧


Yopapa291_real1

u/getvideobot


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Sloppy_Goldfish

There's the one.


PsychoPotency

Could VR sex be considered cheating, when you‘re in a relationship?


Jubachi99

As a person who plays vr, I can confirm, trying to do anything in a cool way may look good in vr but looks dumb as shit irl.


sleep_monster_

r/suddenlyblowdart


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LifeGliese581g

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8aSew9Riw)


mr_no_op

My God this is some good shit, I AM BLESSED


KentakuKuge816

this is what boomers think playing vr is like.


Mandraw

Well, to be fair, I have a quest 2 and that's pretty much what I look like playing...


ala_ei

This was better than a Michael Bay movie


XPopoTFS

TIL War is gay


Maverick0_0

Ask Alexander, it's just a manly past time.


coldestdetroit

Person who made this is a genius


rimjobs_forever

That's pretty generous with the term genius.


russianbot362

This comment is genius


LeonardodaVidchi

u/haugibear


Embarrassed-Egg8531

That woman saying "how much is it to play," distracted me


Freemangoo

Dang I wanna play this game so much


SoundDrill

:monkaS:


I_C00ka_da_meatball

Made me kek 10/10


ricecutlet

The new Tarkov VR looks amazing.


VajainaProudmoore

Did they finally release [Dragon Hunter 3] (https://youtu.be/fZqoh2aUW7g)?!


616mushroomcloud

Fucking hell hahaha 🤣


JustAnotherGeek950

The Best one, but i don't know if it's a holup


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

That. Is. Brilliant!!


VLD85

this low-quality piece of shit from russian tiktoker got 40k+ upvotes? the reddit is surely a pit.


BestIsPewds

That plot twist got me good af


TwoDollarSuck

Jerking off and buttfucking are funny in any language


CaptainTwoBines

Escape From Tarkov VR


IpickThingsUp11B

Its brilliant


Uglyman414

I expected the father to be like”(to son)You. Go back to the car. (To salesperson) 15 minutes of virtual reality, please.”


ghosty0310

Perfect "How it feels VS How it looks"


LocuraPuntoCom

u/Savevideo


Major-Reaction3431

I was wondering y it was on hold up until I watched half way


LUCK194

I like how how his mom asked how much it is to play


kalia2021

Bro just what the fuck i totally wake up my whole family i laughed so hard just pure shit this is


Gold_Ad4984

I think this is why there’s always a screen showing what the person is doing in game.


Mr_Cursed_777

u/downloadvideo


The_masochist69

This is fucking beautiful, I'd happily play this anyday


DRSSM_Gaming

Where is the holup?


royroyflrs

Assassins Creed: PRIDE


Cory123125

This is one of those videos with a great concept, and good joke, but bad pacing. Its not the language barrier either. I just feel like the scenes were miss timed.


rtjl86

I agree completely. I think they could have cut a third of them too because it became too repetitive. The more realistic the motions the funnier it was.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

😂😂😂😂😂 And wtf is that haircut 🤔


hornymilf12322431

u/savevideo


PumpkinPatch404

There's usually a screen that shows what they're seeing thought isn't there? So they would be able to know that they're reloading and blowing darts.


Birdcage17

u/savevideobot


SoulRaper69

u/savevideo


SlapNinja360

u/savevideo


Smashing_L

u/savevido


wamer23

u/savemp4bot


That_one_immigrant

u/savevideo


HovercraftFar4735

u/savevideo


AquilasTail

u/savevideobot


CelticTexan749

Hilarious


JeongyeonsCultMember

u/savevideobot


slimjimboss

u/savevideo


obaiii

u/save_video


LiZArD_k1Ng

u/savevideo


ReisRaEsi

u/savevideo