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Wait...

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ShadowTown0407

That 2021 looks so out of place almost reminds me of myself in a party


thecrazypoz

Damn.


corpes_magnus

what did you do to earn that Asshole 100 stamp? seriously.. what did you do?


thecrazypoz

Uhh, I didn't know you have to earn it. I was just being me. Then one day I saw this flair and it really clicked with me. So, bam! Now I'm an asshole 100. Not just a regular normie asshole.


phoonarchy

Mine is better


thecrazypoz

I'm sorry. I actually can't see yours. I know that there's an asshole 10000000 or something so if ur gonna top me, that's what you're gonna need. And I think that's actually a sticker you need to unlock or something. I didn't see it in my available flairs list. Do tell me what yours is.


phoonarchy

Oh fuck I cant see it either. It was something stupid badly done, like asshole 69 hehelol or shit like that :(


thecrazypoz

Ooh, I like that. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


H2Joee

I like this conversation, please continue. Please.


thecrazypoz

"Go and get a life, nerd!" I'm sorry. But I was being too nice so far. A man's gotta justify his user flair, ya know. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


Shadow_Monger487

lmao


Vitty599gtb

You mean John Cena flair? I have it too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


iamfrombolivia

Are you talking about your actual asshole? Edit: if so, let me be the judge


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Your_One_Lord

I think I've got the madlad flair on at the moment EDIT: yep EDIT 2: yeah, it was something like that


TJMcA68

!spin


VannaMayo

[OP took a chance and fate decided to hand them a shit sandwich. The absolute madlad](https://i.imgur.com/qTNkvvD.jpg) *This message is a result of OP choosing to Spin the Wheel. No idea whats going on? Read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/eycgve/holup_introducing_the_holup_wheel_of_fortune_the/)* *Check out our [twitter](https://twitter.com/HolupOfficial)!*


tacomanchild74

!spin


CallerOfElse

!spin


cmon_now

Is there a Buttfucker3000 flair?


Cheap_Ad_4583

Anal


_Skotia_

the only correct answer to this is "your mom"


blackhat8287

r/KamikazeByWords


OopsItWentInTheButt

looks out of place because that "movie confirmation" has been remade and reposted every year since like 2016


No_pfp

It sticks out like a horseshoecrab in a fresh water environment


Trevor0810

Ooh, self burn those are rare


WhiteHydra1914

They are so fucking common


The_Kirby_Express_54

r/moldymemes


PossiblyFriendly

Bruh this was a 2016 rumor lol


Ash_Divine

That 2021 does look edited lol


CantHitachiSpot

Also that Emma Watson pic looks like it was taken in 2013


ForeskinOfMyPenis

Be the change you want to be in the world. Become a successful Hollywood producer, raise money, hire them both to make the movie, make the movie, masturbate to the outtakes


gumbulum

That is basically what Elliot Page did. Back in 2017 she (or he? i don't really know how to use it in the past) had wanted to work with Kate Mara for quite some time and then they decided to produce their own movie and star in it together. The result is My Days of Mercy and it has some quite hot scenes between the two.


BeardPhile

I know how I’ll spend my next 15 minutes


Sdbtank96

15 minutes? Pathetic. All I need is 5.


pruche

In assassin's creed 2 the dude says "a minute is all I need" after being invited to a girl's chamber but "only for a minute" and I always thought that was the least suave thing a suave character ever said.


gumbulum

I bet it will be time well spent :)


heres_what_happened

Others have correctly stated to use "he" but didn't necessarily share why, which I think is instructive here. Think of it like, the person has always been who they are today, but prior to now they were acting like someone else. Elliot has always been Elliot, but was "playing the role" of Ellen. Caitlyn was always Caitlyn, but until recently she was pretending to be Bruce. That's what helps *me* at least, remembering that even when referring to the past, the present pronouns are applicable.


gumbulum

Thank you, I get what you mean but I find it difficult to apply. I'm mostly thinking about things in the legal way and technically from that pov he was a she back then. Ich really habe to adjust my ways when it comes to this


heres_what_happened

I applaud your effort! I understand how difficult it is. Just taking the time to understand is the first great step, and is meaningful in itself.


PM_ME_Dog_PicsPls

Generally you should use the current pronouns when talking about past projects. So you'd use he in this case.


DrGonzoJD

Use he. Current pronouns


GoldenKing3712

Not at all lol


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

I'm surprised it's that recent given the state of the screen shot


hic1992

So exactly what date is the release? For research purposes of course


PossiblyFriendly

Doesn’t exist. Was a rumor in 2016. You can tell it’s fake off of the poorly edited 2021.


Jar0s

I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.


ravnag

[This looks shopped](https://i.imgur.com/MDT5OZO.jpg)


Shogim

It’s an older meme, sir but it checks out


pedersencato

I miss memes of that era. Every once in a while I fall down the rabbit hole of the turn of the millennium internet.


monkeyhitman

An elegant meme, from a more civilized time.


beginpanic

I’m going to post this image macro to Fark, I’ll upload it to Photobucket first.


davidestroy

Shoop da woop And so on and so forth.


wolfgang784

Been a hot minute since ive seen that quote lol. Wonder if many in this thread remember the original its from.


Arkanii

I wonder what the original guy is up to these days.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Greetings fellow old person


AtomicMonkeyTheFirst

They'd better get a move on if they're going to make it, fan films are already all over ponrhub.


Mejogador

oh maaan


tbucket

should be soon, the trailer was put out in 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8VNOB5puck


AnEnemyStando

I also want to know the date. Mostly to cum really fucking hard tho.


BabaMamaJHJ

he down bad


Zodgrod92979

So it's called scissor city?


BillyChallenger

Scissor me Xerxes


petemate

Pound my monkey hole!


JimLaheySunnyvale

I’M NOT A MONKEY I’M A WOMAN!


diverareyouok

!spin


VannaMayo

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Agathokako1ogical

Not anymore, Eliot.


Maelger

Reject woman. Return to monke


Agathokako1ogical

This is a sentence I'm going to try to use this week


rshot

Scissor me timbers


Feshtof

Make it a pirate movie, Scissor me Timbers!


Constructestimator83

Scissor City Slickers?


FakeRacer

City Schlickers.


FeistyCount

City Lickers


RealNateFrog

Clitty Lickers


gutpusha

Clitty Lickers


Omnipotentwon

Slitty Lickers


Black1451

What's up with the flair?


AfiqMustafayev

If ur talking about post flair, sooz a.k.a. susie permamently banned from reddit for an useless reason Really useless, most people say she didnt deserve this. She was mod and creator of so many subs Edit:Reason people put this flair maybe admins will notice and unban her ban(maybe x100), she is also creator of holup.


TaterTotAlex

My lesbian ass excited to consume all lesbian media while this mf sitting next to me with some lotion Edit: Jesus I come back and a war just waged in the comments, I don’t believe sexualizing lesbians is good(I am one myself) but on the other cum filled hand, this meme was pretty fucking funny, I think we all need some humor in our lives


Boss_Dzadzy

Atleast he is supportive .... in his own way. lmao


TaterTotAlex

😂thanks for the support man, just don’t touch me with those hands


Boss_Dzadzy

his soft luxurious sweet scented hands .... lotion companies would make a fortune.


ForeskinOfMyPenis

That lotion is an _ally_


TaterTotAlex

He can touch me with those sweet hand after he washes them, and reapplies that lotion without touching his squirt gun


Boss_Dzadzy

this gives me flashbacks to fruit and veg stores when 50 shades of grey dropped... no bananas or cucumbers for days


TaterTotAlex

Of course horny jail was already full so they needed to bring down the crime rates


Boss_Dzadzy

you see, it's the same thing only a male version... horny jail would be empty that week. tumble weeds and everything.... hahaha


TaterTotAlex

Lmfao


Predicted

I thought that either didnt work or was horribly unhygenic.


Boss_Dzadzy

the worst part is they used to just leave them there after use ... cleaner's were having fish scented fruit nightmares


TheSonofPier

Isn’t that counterintuitive to the whole being a lesbian, though?


TaterTotAlex

I meant like shake my hand or something, not like that, that’s nasty bro, you don’t just jerk of next to me and then expect to get a hug or anything


Thor-Odinson69

This is the way


papaGiannisFan18

I mean I know you're joking but the sexualization of lesbians is pretty gross.


Boss_Dzadzy

Ahh yes, welcome to the conversation team offended by an imaginary scenario. Please enlighten us, the stage is all yours.


papaGiannisFan18

Huh? Saying it's gross how lesbians are fetishized is different than getting offended? I don't give a fuck what you do it's gross though. r/lesbians is literally a porn subreddit and the community had to take r/actuallesbians and if you can't spot the problem there then idk


TaterTotAlex

I am on r/actuallesbians and I didn’t know r/lesbians was a thing and it was like that tf


TaterTotAlex

Omfg I pressed the link and saw fucking porn!!! Jesus, I’d rather shake that mans luxurious soft cum filled hands than scroll through that


Boss_Dzadzy

so then why not go and show your displeasure there than coming here to show your total lack of social awareness. no one invited you to go deeper into the comments and yet you did.so you came looking for offense and now you found it. congratulations you are a dumbass. Thank you next!


papaGiannisFan18

I can't share my opinion on the internet? I wonder which one of us is offended lol


_Fizzy

Lol this guy thinking he's smart "Why do people say 'hey this thing is shitty' where I can see it?! They shouldn't call out gross behaviour in my presence!" What a little bitch


RepChep

How dare lesbians not be delighted by my gross leering! They should be thanking me for being so supportive of only the hot ones fucking while I masturbate in a public place and then touch the arm rest and exit door with my crusty, cum filled hands. *It’s a compliment!!!*


Boss_Dzadzy

there is such a thing as a twisted interpretation and what you are doing here is deliberately twisting a conversation to suit your world view of victimizing lesbians without knowing the sexual orientations of the people who are having the conversation. There is a time and place to champion LGBTQ+ issues but jumping into a random conversation to make people look like they're ignorant of that plight doesn't make you an activist, it just makes you an asshole who has zero tact.


uglylightsmanifesto

The only one looking like an asshole is you. This isn't a random conversation. This post is about and lgbtq issue to begin with. Then you come in here being offended that lgbtq people speak about lgbtq issues on a post about lesbians. Stop projecting


brighterintupelo

The sexualization and fetishization of wlw is far from imaginary lmao


YarghDog

No celebratory high-five after the movie?


TaterTotAlex

I’ll wear gloves, but I’m excited because Im starved for the rep and he’s excited cause he gets his rocks off


CinnamonSins1

This is my second time seeing you on a thread today(insane parents) and I thought that was cool.


TaterTotAlex

I’m everywhere, watching from the shadows, not letting some random guy who was jerking off next to me get some of my popcorn, not letting insane grandmothers and parents tell me what to do, I’m always there, even if you can’t see me…..


[deleted]

I do appreciate your lesbian ass


TorneDoc

what a shit fucking post


imstealingurdog

Why can't men just stay away from lesbians


ThumYorky

This is the most redditor shit ever. "hurr durr third wave feminism suxxxxx but titties good!!!"


MyAnswerIsMaybe

It's in hol up You think this is a sub dedicated to the best people?


Procariot

Haha, oh boy. I knew somebody would take this post personaly for some reason.


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laprichaun

> "hurr durr third wave feminism suxxxxx but titties good!!!" Yes.


Subtitles42

I will jerk it with a frown


Regolis1344

Lol


TatterCatYT

r/MoldyMemes


mama_emily

But instead of cowboys they are two closeted lesbians living in Salem accused of being witches ….naughty, naughty witches


ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

They use witchcraft to appear modest to the men and naked to the women.


The_Shoe1990

Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders


Codeblue74

You win.


Pelicanen

A bit late to the party but [CollegeHumor did a sketch about this exact scenario years ago](https://youtu.be/DAQ8J7vDy4E).


kyliejennerinsidejob

r/arethestraightsok


bgentled

God I'm so tired of all this shit, I'm gonna say it. Yes, yes they are and they are normal.


nropotdetcidda

Honestly, who the fuck even jerks off with lotion? You’re asking for it to give you a UTI and burn like a son of a B.


Codeblue74

Lotion not motor oil.


cumulonimbusted

Listeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn! I’m just gonna have to watch this without my boyfriend like 3 times so I don’t slip up and get too gay in front of him


joebaby1975

I’d love to be able to understand why male gay relationships are “gross” and make people “uncomfortable” but SHEEEE two girls! “So sexy and it’s even better if they’re sisters. How hot.” Human logic is way beyond my comprehension. Cuz it’s fucked.


Noughmad

Woman = pretty Man = ugly Woman + man = ok Woman + woman = double pretty Man + man = double ugly


BoxoMorons

Men like to see a woman enjoy herself and these kinds of people aren’t seeing that unless it’s another woman pleasuring them.


2confrontornot

You had me in the first half


mcstazz

Its not really tho, vast majority, probably like 98% of men are straight and they like hot girls and if there are two hot girls its even hotter. Its not rocket science, there isnt a mystery or any big philosophy piece behind it.


Dufresne90562

I feel like the incest part isn’t so hot and popular. Who wants to watch two sister go at it?


Shoppo00

Imho it's just casting a wider net. Some will like the video more because of it, most will not give a shit. But the ones that don't will watch regardless


memyselfandi1987

I thinks it’s partly due to the toxic masculine image guys have to measure themselves against and anything remotely homosexual makes it a deviation from that alpha male image.


Mr_Bad_Example20

Boy you are over-analysing the shit out of this.


wyattlikesturtles

r/justneckbeardthings


IamFrom2145

I um.... would like to review the film and form my own opinion...


1Zer0Her0

*a standing ovation*


just_me_11_

Bro I just need an unnecessary sex scene with them and I’m watching… considering this is Hollywood this might happen


Cellardaws

This is Britannia's wet dream


randy-sugarbush

I will see this movie…to support women…


Daimon_Bok

Ah yes. Good ol fashioned lesbian fetishization


saltydangerous

Oh noooo


bunnyjenkins

Anti-gay when its men, aroused when it's women, is insecurity labeled as morality.


willflameboy

Why not just write... another story?


Blind_Io

I get it’s a masturbation joke but why would you need lotion?


chumley53

Goddam, you dry dock the porpoise every time?


Blind_Io

What do you mean? It’s never dry.


velocity010

I bet it would be more successful than the original.


RichS816

I hate Brokeback Mountain. I can’t stand having that kind of disgusting, deviant lifestyle shown as if it’s normal. How can we condone it? If there’s one thing we can all agree on these days is we don’t approve of cowboys.


Xdude199

Wait, isn’t Emma like half Margot’s age? Wait was there an age gap with the dudes from Brokeback? Fuck, you’re gonna make me Google this.


Xdude199

Nvm, both pairs are a year apart from each other and I just don’t know things.


sth128

They already made the movie with Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams. It was really explicit. There was spitting...


boy_named_SuZi

****grabs notepad****. Now, uh... What was the name of this film?


abatwithitsmouthopen

Is that Margot Robbie? Looks a lot like that mean queen from GoT


humanzrdoomd

I thought exactly the same thing


Sinaneos

r/WatchHolUpDie


2horde

Is every post in this sub about some anti feminism, pro racism, anti progressive ideas kind of bullshit? The shit I've seen posted the last few days is just some barely funny meme about some problematic ideas. Not even holups just racism, misogyny, homophobia, and whatever else people try to pass off as "FrEe SpEeCh" when they get called out like this, when they're really just dumb fucking cunts Edit: what's funny is everyone arguing with me is just getting butthurt and defensive about their right to promote dumb hateful shit. No argument at all about the content being funny. I'm glad we see eye to eye on that you dumb twats


jules_winnfield12

Welcome to Reddit. If you want decent content that's not homophobic/transphobic/racist in nature might I suggest r/196?


2horde

What is all that shit anyway? Just seems like butthurt conservatives whining as usual


jules_winnfield12

Huh? 196 is one of the more progressive subs, we're pretty left dude. A lot of the shit is there for irony.


Dufresne90562

This is Reddit. Club/home to incels and 4chan. They hate women


blamethemeta

We don't suck off corporations here. We don't like soulless cash grabs


2horde

Huh?


SekhmetTheWise

Skip.


ForeskinOfMyPenis

To the good parts.


Technical_Store9916

I thought I was on r/fragilemaleredditor for a second


ChaoticMr_X

Fake https://www.advocate.com/film/2016/8/24/no-lesbian-brokeback-mountain-isnt-thing


Acefighter017

As if the poor photoshop didn't make that totally obvious


bomboclawt75

How about a male remake of 9 to 5? Imagine if they actually did that!


adalindhex

They both have horse girl energy so I can kinda get it.


Averagebass

Were there even that many female ranch hands that would be out in the country on their own for long periods of time like in the movie?


numenor00

"Female Ranch hand" sounds like the name of a condition that would afflict isolated lesbians


MomsBelt

Or you just stumbled upon a new fetish that involves females with ranch dressing on their hands.


Azelarr

posting this on r/arethestraightsok


ramenrami22

If this was real, i rly hope that it would star Anne Kendrick becuz omg her bi/pan vibes r js so cute. I need a queer movie from her plss


WeeBabySeamus

The closest one I’ve seen is a simple favor with Blake Lively. The two of them together are wildly hot even though the movie itself hurt my brain


rservello

I don't think this would work. Two mountain hands banging out in a tent is "brave" this is just hot.


GOPS71

When? Asking for a friend


CptnWolfe

[Here's the announcement](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


IleriumX

Pog 965M view lets bring it to 1B


SheepherderPerfect93

This better be a totally nude, hard core , lesbian remake


Spongebob-Derp

That was unexpected


Jelly_McPeanutbutter

I think you mean unnecessary


FullCopy

Ghostbuster was shit, and I didn’t even watch it.


Notafurry07

Ok but what is with dudes and lesbians? It’s an honest question I have as one?


Guanthwei

If Brokeback Mountain: Lez Edition came out 10 years ago, it would be a groundbreaking smash hit. If Brokeback Mountain: Lez Edition comes out this year, it'll just be another Ocean's 8 or Ghostbusters 16. Bernie Sanders got it right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpB83chNBQc


GerardTheGuitar

you forgot to include the funne


Susmarshmallow

Yea I also hate when Hollywood just replaces actors just because of their gender like most of the replacement females aren’t good actors or actors at all like Amy Schumer in the ghost busters movie also replacing white actors with black just because of “iNcLuSiViTy”


suck_my_jargon

The title: Wallered Out Valley.


Windberger

Gross