Haha enjoy that “freedom”
By - tazztsim
One thing I have to add. The sheep thing.
Look, if your reaction is to just blatantly and reflexively do the opposite of what you are asked, every time, you are just as much a fucking sheep, you're just in a different flock.
Especially when you are recirculating a bunch of memes that everyone circulates. You aren't a fucking independent thinker.
Riiiight?! Like going all in with the anti-vax, anti-mask crowd isn’t flock behavior. I’ve taken to calling them lemmings though. Seems more appropriate. I’ll follow my fellow sheep to safety and they can follow the rest of the lemmings off a cliff.
Lemmings is so appropriate with their suicidal behaviour.
“You’re all sheep!”
Moments later: “come on flock let’s all pray together!”
I mean, only one flock is literally taking livestock medication. This couldn't be any more ironic if it was written in a script.
This is a hilarious point.
>The sheep thing.
Is always especially delicious coming from Christians who creepily repeat the mantra "the Lord is my sheppard".
Everyone is to varying degrees.
Thinking other people can’t manipulate or influence you makes you easier to control.
“Prayer warriors please start praying”
Me: I say nah 🖕
What is with the prayer warriors thing? Is it like a call out to all the antivex or some other group or do they actually believe in the power of prayer?
And if the later is true, why not stay your ass at home and not bother with modern medicine, clearly God is gonna take care of you?
Also it pisses me off that these people while there is a while team of people and human innovation ( medicine, machines) keeping them alive they thank God and no one else.
Shes not in God's hands, shes being looked after by highly trained medical professionals supported by years of research and technology.
God's a bystander or absentee landlord (if you can remember that film) your prayer warriors won't help you. Common sense and listening to professionals might though
Devil’s Advocate…just to complete the trivia question;)
Thank you. Not knowing would have bothered me all day!
I'd rather be a sheep than a plague rat.
TIL: drowning in your own fluids for a month is “safe”.
They’re “weighing their options.”
You buy the farm, I'll carry on
My mom has blood clots!
Did she get the vaccine than "*causes*" blood clots?!
Oh... So blood clots weren't the issue then...
You be compliant,
I’ll be defiant.
You get better fast,
I’ll breathe my last
You're all a bunch of SHEEP!
Now, to rest in Eternal Sleep!
You say gasp
I say nah
Prayer Warriors, same shit different toilet
'You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had.'
too bhaa for her
Why do the maga ladies always look alike?
I’m waiting to see ONE of these cases where the person just respectfully declines the vaccine but has no problem with anyone who chooses to take it. But that just NEVER seems to happen. It’s like the actual first symptom of a fatal case of Covid is an irresistible urge to obnoxiously taunt anyone who disagrees with you and insult people for getting vaccinated.
They wouldn’t be up for the award if they were respectful.
You stay dead. I’ll stay alive
This pandemic should be renamed to the Facebook Flu.
We are sheep for logically getting protected she trying to get others to be protected
You stay defiant and free
We’ll stay alive
I'll stay alive.
You'll be dead.
To those people who say they refuse to live in fear; guess what, we didn't want to live in fear either that's why we got the vaccine!
I thought it was spelt Bwahahaha
When they say "in God's hands" they neglect to mention God has more fumbles than Franco Harris.
Based on their own beliefs god gave her covid. So why even bother going to the hosputal
You say Bhaa
I say Nah
I say nah 🖕
So many conservatives in God’s hands… turns out he has butterfingers.
Maybe it’s all part of his plan. People claiming his religion have gotten pretty horrible.
But then what does my atheist ass know
I just can’t get over the prayer warriors thing. If God is omnipotent and has the whole of space and time set out before him, why would it matter that 1 person versus a thousand people pray to him. “Sorry Jeff. You’re praying by yourself. Lucy over here has 50 people praying for her. So I’m gonna save her instead.” Why would even 1 prayer matter, actually? And with whom are they doing battle if not God himself?
You say baah
I'll say **[frantic pleading gasps for air between violent coughing attacks and forced unconsciousness]**
Suffocate to death to own the libs