By - HAXAD2005
“Y’know, more battles were won by technological advances in warfare..”
"Wait Striker what are you doing stop hitting me with that lead pipe..." 🤓
“I’ll have a neapolitan cappuccino more cappu than chino make sure it’s got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won’t have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put foxxy or roxy I hate that” -🤓
“Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your dad single life?” -🤓
“A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!” -🤓
YOU sit! Sit on...a...and the...d...DO YOUR JOB! -🤓
In under what cicumstances would we need to kill family -🤓
Oooh, fish -🤓
"No one actually likes the jingles!" -🤓
"It appears they are filling this room with some kind of airborne truth-telling serum" -🤓
"if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after." -🤓
"By torture, do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive since we would tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of telling what was true." -🤓
Would you like to join the mill-ita my friend
Millie is pretty attractive
Pretty has two meanings
Pretty DEEZ N-
Millie is pretty
“Actually we can’t afford a billboard”🤓
"I'm also glad my instant dislike of you has been vali-^(dated) 🤓
This is fucking brilliant and I love it. The icing on the cake is the goofy Moxxie. OP, you have to make more of these!
By satan don't give me the horny
Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.
> Barges into show
> Has zero character arc and is genuinely just a woman with a bubbly personality in a happy healthy relationship who is really good at killing shit
> Refuses to elaborate further
Sometimes character arcs are unnecessary. She's perfectly suited for what she wants out of life and she knows it.
You could argue the same about Moxxie, yet he gets plenty of development and focus onscreen compared to Millie.
No, because *he doesn't know it.*
I hope we get a millie centered episode this season
I mean we got stolas and blitzø centered one, maybe we'll get a m&m centered one
Yeah that's the thing though. So far every "m&m" episode has mostly centered around moxie. Even the one where we meet millies family. I'd like to see an episode where millie rather than moxie is the central focus. Give the girl some character development instead of just being the bubbly supportive wife for once.
I needed that nerd Moxxie emoji in my life.
Damn she's buff.
That Moxxie nerd is the scariest thing I’ve seen today
Buff Millie supremacy
Millie *is* a turbochad.
Damn right Millie for the win!!!
have u posted these on twitter i wanna rt them so bad lol
I can't tell if this is simping or just likeing her alot
BODY GOALSSSSS! Love the artttt
Uhh. Sir? Permission to use this as my profile picture?
Just do it.
Alright you don't have to be so rough 🥺
Muscle Millie gives me life.
Moxxie nuzzles the fuck out of those abs, prove me wrong.
I can only dream of being as strong and badass as Millie... 😞
he looks like a vampire
The upvotes are at 666, and I want to upvote , but not at that cost
Buff Millie art sauce? Please?
I AM THE SAUCE
OH, I'm stupid. Anyway, this is amazing
It's taken from the Gigachad meme template, which in turn was taken from a picture of Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov
I feel like I could take Moxxie in a fist fight, Millie on the other hand is a whole other matter.
Seeing how she lifted Blitzo with one hand makes me wonder if she would even consider breaking my spine a challenge
one of the more underrated characters on this sub
Don't do my guy moxxie like that
Simps: *charges at it*
L4D2: you have alerted the horde
“Buff Millie can’t hurt you”
That’s the thing though. I want her to
She better get an episode soon!
Moxie need is killing me!
this is amazing
Millie somehow becoming the greatest character ever conceived by man by embodying the indomitable adhd spirit through h i p s.