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Azuki900

Plot twist: Insta-erection


FormalSearch3870

ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

Taker tanking Zeus' Thunderbolt to the dick like a gigachad


Azuki900

Real


ZX_ItZ_j_crafts_XZ

Me: "JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT" god: "oh hell naw" *deletes me from existence*


Iron_Knight7

Taker: If being horny is a sin then let God himself strike my erection down right now. \*LIGHTENING BOLT TO THE GROIN!\* Taker: HA! Next time bring your A-Game, loser!


DarkSaber01

[Nice reference](https://youtu.be/Zopk5af9_yg?t=3)


VoidFarmerHat

God: "NO MY SON"


DragonForce_YT

I have a nagging feeling that's not what God was trying to do.


VoidFarmerHat

God strucked Taker's dick so it won't be hard again


DragonForce_YT

Could be. But millennia of knowing God tells me otherwise.


VoidFarmerHat

What was he trying to do then?


DragonForce_YT

I think you can guess. Just don't make me say it.


VoidFarmerHat

No I'm dum Pls tell me


DragonForce_YT

Try and figure it out. I don't have time to explain right now. These corrupted universes won't destroy themselves.


VoidFarmerHat

Please?


DragonForce_YT

Later void. I need to piss off Ashe somehow. Destroying a few universes should do it.


RandomowyMetal

>And The Lord Said No Nah, it's was Zeus saying "Yes".


Radio4life

*ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!*


KaleBriss

My mind tells me no ​ BUT MY BODY ​ MY BOOODY TELLS ME Y̘̜̺͓͊͘Ȩ͎̺ͮͮͬȘ̷̘̤͉̺̠͔ͣ͗̍̚!!!!!


AstralBody13

"Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A-game!"


TinyoneT33

And here I’m saying, “I too ejaculate lightning when I see the shiny thighs of justice”


DarkSaber01

https://twitter.com/dsyuuennb/status/1548330961188057089


PRoS_R

Boner smited.


Naz_Oni

But the *Parasite* says **NO**


ThotSeeker69

That erection defy completely to God.


Spinisplendi

ZEEEUUUUUUUS!!! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME YOU COWARD!? I'M DONE DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS


Fighterpilot55

FUCK YOU, ZEUS


The_Reflectionist

Honestly my first thought was a flipped graph (like the STONKS meme)


UltraHit5

Good Ending: God gave a power up


Critical_Realm

Secret Ending: God is a girl and joined the Harem with angels also


Iron_Knight7

Glorious Success.


Affectionate-Rice789

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HERALD HIS THUNDERBOLT!!!!


Free-Consequence-164

Ong


disuserexistdamnit

Taker is ascending