By - DarkSaber01
Plot twist: Insta-erection
ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!
Taker tanking Zeus' Thunderbolt to the dick like a gigachad
Real
Me: "JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT" god: "oh hell naw" *deletes me from existence*
Taker: If being horny is a sin then let God himself strike my erection down right now. \*LIGHTENING BOLT TO THE GROIN!\* Taker: HA! Next time bring your A-Game, loser!
[Nice reference](https://youtu.be/Zopk5af9_yg?t=3)
God: "NO MY SON"
I have a nagging feeling that's not what God was trying to do.
God strucked Taker's dick so it won't be hard again
Could be. But millennia of knowing God tells me otherwise.
What was he trying to do then?
I think you can guess. Just don't make me say it.
No I'm dum Pls tell me
Try and figure it out. I don't have time to explain right now. These corrupted universes won't destroy themselves.
Please?
Later void. I need to piss off Ashe somehow. Destroying a few universes should do it.
>And The Lord Said No Nah, it's was Zeus saying "Yes".
*ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!*
My mind tells me no BUT MY BODY MY BOOODY TELLS ME Y̘̜̺͓͊͘Ȩ͎̺ͮͮͬȘ̷̘̤͉̺̠͔ͣ͗̍̚!!!!!
"Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A-game!"
And here I’m saying, “I too ejaculate lightning when I see the shiny thighs of justice”
https://twitter.com/dsyuuennb/status/1548330961188057089
Boner smited.
But the *Parasite* says **NO**
That erection defy completely to God.
ZEEEUUUUUUUS!!! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME YOU COWARD!? I'M DONE DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS
FUCK YOU, ZEUS
Honestly my first thought was a flipped graph (like the STONKS meme)
Good Ending: God gave a power up
Secret Ending: God is a girl and joined the Harem with angels also
Glorious Success.
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HERALD HIS THUNDERBOLT!!!!
Ong
Taker is ascending
Plot twist: Insta-erection
ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!
Taker tanking Zeus' Thunderbolt to the dick like a gigachad
Real
Me: "JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT" god: "oh hell naw" *deletes me from existence*
Taker: If being horny is a sin then let God himself strike my erection down right now. \*LIGHTENING BOLT TO THE GROIN!\* Taker: HA! Next time bring your A-Game, loser!
[Nice reference](https://youtu.be/Zopk5af9_yg?t=3)
God: "NO MY SON"
I have a nagging feeling that's not what God was trying to do.
God strucked Taker's dick so it won't be hard again
Could be. But millennia of knowing God tells me otherwise.
What was he trying to do then?
I think you can guess. Just don't make me say it.
No I'm dum Pls tell me
Try and figure it out. I don't have time to explain right now. These corrupted universes won't destroy themselves.
Please?
Later void. I need to piss off Ashe somehow. Destroying a few universes should do it.
>And The Lord Said No Nah, it's was Zeus saying "Yes".
*ZEUS, COME FACE ME YOU COWARD!*
My mind tells me no BUT MY BODY MY BOOODY TELLS ME Y̘̜̺͓͊͘Ȩ͎̺ͮͮͬȘ̷̘̤͉̺̠͔ͣ͗̍̚!!!!!
"Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A-game!"
And here I’m saying, “I too ejaculate lightning when I see the shiny thighs of justice”
https://twitter.com/dsyuuennb/status/1548330961188057089
Boner smited.
But the *Parasite* says **NO**
That erection defy completely to God.
ZEEEUUUUUUUS!!! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME YOU COWARD!? I'M DONE DOING THE BIDDING OF THE GODS
FUCK YOU, ZEUS
Honestly my first thought was a flipped graph (like the STONKS meme)
Good Ending: God gave a power up
Secret Ending: God is a girl and joined the Harem with angels also
Glorious Success.
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HERALD HIS THUNDERBOLT!!!!
Ong
Taker is ascending