By - Chaosity669
Man poor zdrada
Facts. To make up for it, Significant\_Ad is gonna be posting alot of zdrada tomorrow
He's calling it "Fatherless Demon" or something like that
Azazel is my favorite, but I don't like the Examtaker timeline. I pick Loremaster.
Examtaker just kills me
Literally. Over and over XD
That’s not an option
It should be then
Then what about a compromise you and me lol
It is now. Deal with it
None I love them all
Post asked a question, community replies “How about NO.” Kind of expected to be honest.
I say yes to no
The correct answer
Zdrada. I have a family with lung problems.
I refuse to take one out
More correct answers
Every single one of them is too precious to vote out
One of the three cerbs
Beelzebub. Because the only way you’re gonna spend time with her anyway is if you abandon the others.
It just seems like a dick move
If you join her you never get to see the 2 best girls
I can’t live without judgment and justice
Justice is very close 3rd, especially in the comic
None of them it's kinda hard
Another correct answer
Pandemonica has zero redeeming qualities that has been revealed to us, she is my top pick. Maybe we can get something official that could turn the tables because many of us are voting her off the roster.
Modeus is a close second because her idea of affection and love is dangerous, she is like a kinky minefield and I want nothing from it.
Beel is an easy toss too because if you pick her you lose all the others. Yall seem to forget her saliva is basically poison and even acidic, have fun with that.
Zadra, fuck she is borderline. It's that masochist in her that makes me think her behavior is the way it is just to provoke someone to put the hurt on her. The smoking is super unappealing though, she is on the razors edge.
Pandemonica, given the wide availability of Coffee and her status as being a huge sadist, I don’t think anyone in a relationship with her is safe.
But, that's my fetish );
Until your fingers are broken.
Imagine making her best coffee with broken fingers, exposed fractured bone and bruises on both eyes.
I'm sure he enjoys that.
That's where the fun begins
....would it be weird if that was my fetish as well? Asking for a friend
Pandemonica. The hospital bills are worse than her
Beel? I mean I don’t hate her or anything I just don’t find her having any striking personalities
It would have to be Pandemonica unfortunately. I just never felt any attraction to her and the crankiness of her character reminds me too much of the real life toxicity I was always around growing up
Edit: for those wondering why I didn't pick Zdrada the only reason I didn't was because she has one trait that makes her worth in my opinion masochism. As a sadist I like inflicting pain on people sometimes so the Zdrada feels that role perfectly and if it weren't for that trait I'd despise her
Thats reasonable. Me personally tho I just couldn't take the other headaches zdrada would bring
If she gives me a headache for All the troubles she gives I'll just give her pain that is tenfold in return and the best part is we'll both enjoy it
Or you know tame her like pandemonica did to her in that one comic where she smokes outside the window
Shit i didnt think of that, thats what i'll do, tame her
I didn’t say three did I :)
Yeah but at the end of the day she's the one soul with three bodies so gone she goes lol
Modeus is overrated, she gone
I know what i have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it
Then don’t do it
I'll pick... Judgement? We have nothing in common.
Anyway, at the time when this anwser was typed. Not a single soul has picked **Malina**. Even Justice and Lucifer was picked at least once.
Wouldn't that make Malina best girl by elimination? If this was a battle royale she would be the sole survivor.
You have 30 minutes to change your answer before the hit man arrives at your door
Well, you gave me the choice.
Also, I'm not a dog person.
cause I know shes actually a hideous fly monster and i've seen it.
Bold of you to assume the others don't have an equally grotesque demonic form.
Yeah, but Beel just shows hers off *without* two subsequent battles. I mean, what's the point of the big reveal if ya do it frame one?
At least it's upfront and honest. She's not hiding that she's a demon who can just shape shift like the others into a more alluring form.
None if possible. If it’s not, as much as it would hurt, only one of the Cerberus’s, and only if I could somehow get the other two to accept it. I’d feel too bad if I couldn’t.
Cerberus is one demon split across 3 bodies so you'd be removing Cerb entirely
Dang it! I forgot!
I have one "looks at a mirror" I shall sacrifice myself to keep them all safe
Whenever I see posts like this on any subreddit I just think “is there a character you hate or something?”
Zdrada only because of smoking.
Well, if Loremaster isn't an option... I guess Pandemonica. She's either dull or an outright monster.
Loremaster can count, to be honest I don’t like her either
Fucking Loremaster. Get that utter FILTH out of here
Twig body, sadist when not tired, sloth when is tired.
Thats easy, I dont like the smell of smoke so Zdrada can go
I choose myself aka Helltaker. If I gotta lose a demon waifu then clearly I do not vibe with this universe.
Most likely Zdrada. She just doesn't really offer much
Modeus, idk just not my favorite
Probably an unpopular opinion (I only saw one comment prior to writing this), but I'm choosing Lucifer. It's not that I dont like her, she just happens to be my least favorite of the girls.
Loremaster. A bit too 2010 tumblr for my liking. I'm still holding out for stuff to be done with Panda to give her more of a leg to stand on, but Loremaster is kinda already defined.
Azazel. I came for demons, not seraphs.
What about Lore?
Does Taker count and if it does can I replace him with myself
Everyone who plays Helltaker is Taker, so there's no need to remove him if you want to replace him.
Zdrada no question
Damn, this is a tough one. If I had to pick one... probably Zdrada. Only because I am not into practicing sadism
Zdrada smokes so I’d smoke her
Cerberus, there’s still 2 more
modeus because she breaks too much bones
Your fingers have more bones than your legs and Pandemonica likes to break them.
Beelzebub. Anyone who separates the Taker from his harem has to go.
That way, there's still ⅔ of her left.
If the one-way banishment portal is in play, we could keep everyone
Because *technically*, we would be getting rid of Beel since she is already in the Abyss, but that does NOT mean the portal *to* Beel is closed
Same applies if literally anyone is in the Abyss
Id get rid of one Cerberus she’d just be the double demon but there’s still two more and all the others
Based on the lore of examtaker, i'd send azazel back home.
Based on nothing else... i'd say modeus. I know this is controversial, but i don't hate her, i just like her the least
Give me my generic
Pandemonica’s sadistic self
Lucy already chose beezlebub
As a justice enjoyer. Beel.
Ad this to the collection of correct answers
You have made an enemy today
Only big booba
But her booba is big
Two of them have big booba and it's confusing
I love two of them
If i dont pick one will i die?
So what happens if i pick none?
As long as you don’t pick judgment you’re fine
What. Happens. If. I. Dont. Pick. Any. ?.
Oh, great! Then ill pick judgement
Sorry prosecutor 😩
Prepare for the orbital strike
Bring it on
None of the above.
Even though Zdrada is my least favourite, I would still
call her to be prescious.
Nice try, GOD! I'm not getting rid of ANY of them!
Pandemonica. Most boring girl.
Zdrada is best girl don't @ me
Azazel, i don't give a fuck about her
Wrong answer pal
You asked. That’s my answer. Live with it
This is why we need to get rid of Justice.
Beel is a somewhat terrific choice but she is very.... flamboyant to be with
I hate Cerberus so away she goes
I choose Cerberus, Malina, Zdrada, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Modeus, and Judgment.
First of all I said ONE, second of all at least three of your answers were wrong
Can't handle that? Go to Twitter, you'll fit right in.
Your opinion is fine I really don’t care who you pick, it was just an unfunny joke. Also no Twitter sucks
You can't just drop... whatever the hell that is, and not give any reasons for that choice.
Well did it.
Aha... you sure did.
Anyway, you can begin explaining yourself now.
I mean, you could get rid of one of the Cerberi(?) but then they'd be sad.
I can't exactly pick, since even with whatever flaws they got, I have a soft spot for all of them.
none i love them all
Beelzebub. I never liked em, since they were never shown in the game as a human and I have no idea who drew that humanoid version of them that got it so popular somebody please help me I’m so confused
>since they were never shown in the game as a human and I have no idea who drew that humanoid version of them that got it so popular
What are you talking about?
The humanoid version you're speaking of isn't fanmade, it's was drawn by Vanripper, the creator of the game. And SHE DOES show up in the game as a human. You have to get the secret ending in order to see Beelzebub's human form.
Have you not gotten the secret ending?
THERE’S A SECRET ENDING? WHERE THE FUCK IS THERE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A SECRET ENDING?
Thank you for informing me of this. I will be spending my afternoon searching far and wide.
Alright, you could look it up on YouTube, BUT it seems like you want to find it yourself in game. So I will tell you what you need to do.
You need to find three stone slabs that are hidden in levels 4, 5, and 6 (Malina's, Zdrada's, and Azazel's).
Once you have the three slabs, you can look at them in the pause menu in order to see the whole secret code (arrows).
The code is for the epilogue sequence (Helltaker's house), just move on over to the carpet with the pentagram, once you are standing in the center, move around the carpet following the arrows in the slabs.
If you did it correctly, a purple portal should open, aproach it and you will be face to face with the Great Fly. After a little bit of conversation, and a little bit of lore about Justice's previous job, you will get the option to jump inside the portal, do this and CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy the big reveal!
I just did it! I enjoyed that so much. Thanks for letting me know about this :)
Me. I’d rather die than get rid of one
Left Cerberus specifically. Worst case scenario Cerberus as a whole just operates at 2/3 processing power and becomes slightly dumber.
i thought zadra and malana where the same character so ig ill pick beel
Pandemonica, easy pick
The person who makes me choose
What kind of question is it?
No one. I love all of them. But no one love me ;(
because the only way you meet her is by not being with the others.
would rather just keep em all about though
The only correct answer. All of them are beloved.
I choose all and get rid of OP.
The Imp off screen to the left *loads Super Shotgun*
If i Have to choose, pandemonica
You can forget about me banishing sweet little modeus
it's pains me to say it but i do what I must Azaezal must go for the good of the harem!
Azazel to prevent the bad stuff from happening
Does cerb count as 3 because if so I'd remove one of them
Azazel nothing personal but I don't like the loremaster ending, other than that none of them
*Go aways without telling why*
Pandemonica. She’s the only one I don’t like. She’s mean.
I'd cheat and count Cerberus as 3.
1/3 Cerberus, or probably Zdrada
I pick all of them except Azazel. Making the world halal again
if i had to choose - cerberus. they seem to cost more to keep than the benefit due to the chaotic and destructive nature.
otherwise i'd say beel since to get to her you'd basically have to abandon all of them. (and i'm a huge fly worshipper)
Beelzebub was already "gotten rid of forever", so let's say Lucy's choice back then counts, and ignore that Helltaker undid it so no one goes away.
~~Like those monkey paw wishes designed to imply the current universe was a result of said wish.~~
imo modeus is overrated af and just every neckbeard discord mod's wet dream
Zdarda hands down. All others are extremely lovely in their own right but she is way too toxic for me.
Pandemonica shes too violent
There's not enough coffee in this house for the two of us
Judgement, because she is really strong.
That doesn’t seem like a valid reason
Sorry big titty punk goth girl gamers but Zdrada gotta go.