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Oreo28_

>90 years old >Goes to the range >perfect headshots every time with muskets >leaves >refuses to elaborate any further


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

pure Chad energy


HornyDungeonMaster

I think he's the main character


JTultimate_10

Definitely


a_non_moose1

I would have paid good money to see that. Where are my gold doubloons?


ShredderDent

Had a guy at the range with a his buddy when I was sighting in my rifle come with an old janky looking flintlock, the guy was maybe in his mid 20s. Total douche. Positioned himself upwind from me so the smoke would blow at me every time he shot, and when he set his musket down it was pointed parallel to the shooting line, right at me. He also set his target up in between berms, and when confronted about it said "this thing drops like a rock past 100 yards, chill out", then he went and missed most of his shots. He was showing off the gun to me as well, talking like I was a 12 year old, and dropped a slug down the barrel when he didn’t have a charge in there. He just said "fuck, now I have to go melt this out with a torch", so it made sense why some of the wood was charred and the barrel had wired bubbled out and burnt looking parts. His buddy was a nice dude though, had a sporterized enfield and was a damn good shot. and when he saw the position of the musket quickly fixed it so it was downrange.


GrandpaRook

There’s no other way to get a slug out??


Mumbo223

You put what’s literally a screw on the end of your ramrod and screw it into the soft lead projectile and pull it out


GrandpaRook

That makes sense. Guess I always figured you’d just point the barrel down and smack it a few times


Mumbo223

Yeah, I forget the technical name of the tool, but if you are interested in muzzle loading, and not well versed on the subject, Duelist1954’s channel on YouTube is a treasure trove of information on black powder shooting.


Kayote420

If it's a cap style you can try popping a few caps, which will sometimes get the round to dislodge.


Wolfandknife

Huh, TIL


purpleducks27

Can't you get kicked out for doing stupid shit like that? Also guys like that give gun owners a bad name


ShredderDent

Yeah you can, but it was just me out there popping .308 at 100 yards trying to figure out where the fuck my shots were landing. It’s a small town range with very few members who are actually active in events and go to the range. There were no "authority" figures like range officers to boot him, plus I couldn’t report after the fact class he didn’t sign to book on the way in


purpleducks27

Oh so he WAS a total douche


ShredderDent

Yeah, he comes into work every once in a while to buy black powder if it’s in stock and argues with my boss about prices and tries to talk him down, every single time, but still ends up buying it for full. Just a dickhead all around


purpleducks27

Can ypu get his name for me? I'd like to nominate him for biggest douche in the universe


converter-bot

100 yards is 91.44 meters


ShredderDent

Thanks homie


a_non_moose1

Good bot, thanks.


Zirpharis

wonder why the nice dude is still his friend


ShredderDent

Probably because he was a nice dude. You know, kinda like that chill guy in school who would hang out with the nerds and losers because no one else would, even if it brought down his reputation with the "cool kids"


Ironhamm1

Also cause dumb people need babysitters


ShredderDent

Fair enough


Zirpharis

I just hope the other guy gets a gf that treats him like he his gun...


ShredderDent

That points him at strangers and blowtorches his… "barrel"


Zirpharis

come again?


ShredderDent

I think you know what I mean…


Zirpharis

no, I don't really understand what you meant. Could you please say it again in other words? I don't get it, I am serious here.


ShredderDent

I didn’t really mean much by the point at stranger bit, but the blowtorch his barrel is referring to the fact that he treats the gun poorly by melting led out of it with a torch, so I was saying his lady would take a torch to *his* barrel aka, his cock


Zirpharis

ah, I see. Thx. Well either he'll be into wax play, or he'll know what his gun feels when he abuses it


aBeefMiester

He was 100% in the war of 1812 and is just 200 years old


DocterNoblexOfWebley

A man if I've ever read about one


Blaziwolf

working at Lgs/range old looking man w/ overalls walks in probably in his mid-50’s wearing a NRA hat no ear pro expensive looking case in his hand pays without saying a word, walking onto the range opens the case has a Colt 1911 loads the magazine before chambering it everyone on the line stops to watch puts target at 5 yards, our closest setting pulls the trigger the entire range shakes as the power of the 1911 crumbles the floor below it perfect headshot repeats 6 more times headshot every single time loads another mag fires it one handed another perfect headshot the skies open up John Browning’s Angel descends from the heavens in a glorious light Browning kisses the slide of the 1911 before ascending back into the heavens old man silently complains about “inferior Tupperware guns” as he packs up walks out looked super badass the entire time


Here4fundude

Dude's walking around with an Anti-tank weapon.


Darthtomolok

Im sending this to fudd ass dad


LibertyNW

“Loads the magazine before chambering it…” “…perfect headshot…” “*Repeats 7 more times*” I want to find the Fudd that has a mag with an extra spot for another round lol


Blaziwolf

I forgot I added “chambering”. I was thinking of 7+1, but if you chamber the 7 in the mag, you’d have 6 left after the first shot. Oops.


LibertyNW

Yeah lol, I sorta figured, it’s all good haha


Ains00Lgown

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


Obamas_Anal_Fissure

i love this copypasta; the amount of dedication it takes to mount a canon in your home purely to shred any intruders like a woodchipper


TheMachRider

Nails the neighbors dog “It was said you would destroy the ATF, not join them!”


Ains00Lgown

Lmao


Dontinsultautomod

keepyourriflebyyourside.jpg


[deleted]

Fake. No ear pro? RSOs would have been so far up his ass he would be a puppet.


R0NIN1311

It takes a special kind of man to become proficient with a rifle that fires 3 rounds per minute, requires no less than 7 seconds for the smoke to cost enough to see your target, and was the weapon that won the American revolution. They just don't make them like they used to.


Ironhamm1

My brown bess smooth bore musket is just as good as those new fangled Kentucky rifles


Kayote420

"Rifling" or whatever these youngins call it just sounds unnecessary


akcrow

Now that’s soldiering.


Zirpharis

sb of the old style, but not a boomer, neither a fud. Truely a one out of a billion. In short: a true chad


DarkWing2274

it's 5 am and i am fucking in tears maybe it's just the way it's formatted how each phrase is it's own line but like fucking hell also the fact that 50 yards is half a football field?? I can't hit that with one of my brother's decked-out 9mm pistols (cant remember what the designation is but it's fancy) and this guy is nailing headshots with a flintlock pistol. bruh.


converter-bot

50 yards is 45.72 meters


DarkWing2274

fuck you this is america


snuk964

"Fuck you this is America!" - AK KLAN


princeoinkins

good bot


chainshot91

Just as the founding fathers intended.


User_joined_channel

Please, he was just firing through the same hole. That's how good of a shot he really was.


Stratostheory

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


LibertyNW

If we can home defend just as the founding fathers intended… shall we INDEPENDENCE just the same?


LibertyNW

Anon might’ve just met the ghost of an American Revolutionary…