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fill the comment section with your best adeptus mechanicus pickup lines

fill the comment section with your best adeptus mechanicus pickup lines

TheStabbyBrit

Visual analysis of your external structure indicates that your mechanical components are of superior quality and have been implanted with minimal tissue rejection. While aesthetics are irrelevant, I calculate that 98.96% of humanity would rate you as "attractive"; a crude, but functional indicator of genetic purity. Our hypothetical offspring would therefore be of superior stock. Arrange a vessel to receive my genetic materials.


Wha_-

This is amazing, hold on let me go redeem my free award.


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justdickinaroundbreh

In that case lemme get a muhfuckin uhh 4 piece Kentucky fried sanguinius and a 2 liter of Yvraine bathwater


-TheDyingMeme6-

KENTUCKY FRIED SANGUINIUS AAAAA


justdickinaroundbreh

Blonde haired white meat that the boys in red were outraged by the death of at the hands of his black legion brother, fried here on Terra for your consumption. Shit this is getting out of hand there are too many interpretations of that. I'm going to hell.


BoltgunOnHisHip

HEY MAGOS WANNA TAKE A TRIP TO THE CLONING BAY WITH ME? [Revs genetic sampling array]


JellyFishSenpai

I wanted to go when with "hey girl are you a toaster? Because I want to put my dick inside you" but you won.


TheStabbyBrit

Okay, I am going to reply rather than edit so as not to spoil the original post... I am both baffled, and deeply concerned by the amount of awards this has earned. I can only conclude that you are all thirstier than a Forge-labourer on half water rations, and I am torn between whether I should report you all for neurological restructuring, or sell access cyphers to my new treatise, "how to manipulate the weaknesses of the flesh in order to obtain desirable genetic combinations for use in the development of new servants." Available on data wafers or via direct Noospheric inload.


fallenyeti59

Honorable Magos, a third option We start a bottom appendage toaster appeal site to lure the masses for more.. appropriate uses..?


justdickinaroundbreh

This sounds depressingly similar to the pedantic ramblings of my brain taking my usual Adderall dose for ADHD after a multi day tolerance break.


zephyr_man300

Request logged. Administrator has reviewed your request and deemed it acceptable. Please deposit genetic material sample in provided vessel. [Gives you plastic cup].


Chr1spy_

You turn my software into hardware


girugamesu1337

*It's only micro when it's soft, baby*


justdickinaroundbreh

You turn the state of my drive into solid 😩


Richiesaidohyea

That screeching sound old modems made dialling in


BeauOfSlaanesh

The Windows start up noise


GreyGanado

You have beautiful eyes. Did you make them yourself?


Ethics_Gradient_42

"If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes..."


Carl-the-carnifex

01000111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01110010 01100001 01100100 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110010 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100110 01111001 00101110 (omnissiah’s blessings to whoever translates it first)


Chr1spy_

Girl you an eradication ray, because I’m feeling my heart liquefy.


arealbore

That’s a good one


surprisedropbears

01001001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00101110 00100000


dr_sid_retard

I'll suck the machine spirit out of your mechanical dick.


surprisedropbears

Woah you dirty lil machine!!


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Monkieeeeee

\+ + + INCOMING TRANSMISSION + + + \- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \+ + + DUCT: 87.90401/90.03205-A8 \+ + + DATE: 5.570.999/M41 \+ + + CLEARANCE: DCCLII ADEPTUS ASTARTES FRAXINUS \+ + + REFERENCE: AA/270921-070:035/SF \+ + + AUTHOR: TECHMARINE QUIRINUS SIXTE - ASHEN ROOKS ARMOURY \+ + + SOURCE: INFERNUS-CLASS [CHARIOT OF SAINT PANACEA] - ARGONNE SYSTEM \- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \+ + + BEGIN MESSAGE . . . \> GREETINGS, =][= ACCESS DENIED =][= OF FORGEWORLD TRIPLEX-PHALL < \> ARMOURY REQUISITION PLACED ON BEHALF OF CRUSADE FLEET REMEDIUS < \> . . . < \> TWO-HUNDRED FIFTY-SEVEN NEO-VOLKITE PISTOL < \> =][= ACCESS DENIED =][= < \> =][= ACCESS DENIED =][= < \> THREE ASTARTES-PATTERN COMBAT KNIFE < \> =][= ACCESS DENIED =][= < \> . . . < \> EXPECT SYSTEM ARRIVAL APPROX. 5.781.999/M41 < \> GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH. < \+ + + END MESSAGE . . . \- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \+ + + THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: IN LIFE, SERVICE. IN DEATH, SALVATION. \- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \+ + + END TRANSMISSION + + +


faity5

what was your reference to write something like ad mech?, i tried before and i think i could improve more


Monkieeeeee

There are some formatting resources for imperial transmissions out there on fan forums, but I mainly just looked at in-text examples and came up with my own format inspired by them. The idea of having a high gothic authorization code, for instance, came from the Space Marine game. Whenever Titus and his command squad are accessing off-limits areas on Graia, the system says "Authorization Astartes Ultra". I reckon every chapter would have something similar so it was an easy addition to me.


CH2OlllH2O2

Are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.


miataPog

Access denied


BaconDragon69

BIONIC BABIES


Luvatar

...Yes?


SheCouldFromFaceThat

WOULD YOU REJECT SUCH LEGENDARY ARTIFICE FROM ENTERING YOUR DOMAIN?


TrivialTax

Skitari! Let me enter your temple !


SheCouldFromFaceThat

The Skitarii are leaking. Their components are brazenly subpar.


Smilydon

Brother Santodes...convince them..


[deleted]

Hey marsy boys


i_need_about_tree_fi

sudo access pants


HighQualityBrainRot

Playing hard to get, I see


TimeNefariousness586

SAFE TEST QUESTION 1: You're approached by a frenzied scientist, who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?


Srlojohn

Sir, this is a McRuss's.


[deleted]

Fuckin furries


ImNotARobot_exe

But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?


jks_david

I'd say "Up yours too, buddy"


TheBananaMan76

You mean The GOAT? Not the SAFE.


TimeNefariousness586

Figured 4 was more recent and more people would remember it


i_need_about_tree_fi

I know what you like, and I'll do it to within a tolerance of 1 micron.


MarissaGrave

I don't like this place. It's 120 degrees in here and there is very little oxygen!


i_need_about_tree_fi

Oh, you boys are hittin' all the sellin' points.


Dayvihd

My initial visual scans indicate that your basal chromosome biomass is of high quality gene-stock. Progeny produced of a combination of our DNA will produce intellectually superior offspring, and allow for the furthering of the Cult Mechanicus through higher quality adepts. Do you concur with my analysis, and if so when do you wish to carry out the transfer of my data?


justdickinaroundbreh

Request denied, calculations incomplete. Hypothetical simulation of our offspring's genetic superiority completed under the assumption that your DNA-transfer port is adequately sized to be most efficient with my port, which it is not. A fellow adept has the genetic advantage over you for this reason and will be my partner for this project.


TeeDeeArt

beep


triceratopping

**BEEP**


MarissaGrave

Sploosh


AWastelandWanderer

Hey bby, are you a toaster?... Because them buns are on FIRE.


Done-Man

Was expecting "are you a toaster? Because i wanna put my dick in you"


justdickinaroundbreh

Are you a toaster because I want you in my bath


girugamesu1337

OP said Mechanicus, not IG.


vageera

Still stands, strong and firm :^)


justdickinaroundbreh

Build me like one of your french necrons


Za_wardoDxD

Hey baby are you a power bank? Cause you make my motor work


Darksos180

He baby, what kind of gpu are you? Cause I just got a Hard-drive


xRocketman52x

Ey gurl, you my home Wifi? Because I *automatically* feel a connection! Hey gorgeous, I can just tell our systems are compatile. Want to connect our systems and... compare version numbers? I can turn your OS into an O-Face. Your installations are magnificent - I've thought above some improvements myself. May I... Take a closer look?


Kitchen_Loan3649

Hey baby how about we go turn some civilians into servitors and I'll show you my Omnissian-axe later


Meretan94

Is your hatddrive accepting connections? Cuz i wanna mount it.


Im_a_Beardless_Dwarf

[BEEPS SENSUALY]


TheGrandArtificer

Clearly, that chassis has the Gets Hot rule.


SocialistPolarBear

I know where you can find a STC and how to avoid a STD


Alexz7777

How are you doing, do you need to have your oil measured?


SmolderingShine

Care for some oil margaritas from his holy mechadendriteness?


Ingethel

You know, toasters don’t just make toast…….😉😎


T04ST13

Man dead on Ryza after sticking his penis in a Mars pattern 4 slit toaster


BaconDragon69

Beep boop baby you make me crave the weakness of the flesh. Did it hurt when the onnissiah thrust you out of your perfect machine form into this organic prison? Lets entangle those mechadendrills


Slaanesh-Sama

"Hey boy is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


MeatBot5000

I have the STC for Toasters.


spudmgee

Have you checked your coolant levels recently? Because you. Are. Smoking!


Superskybro

"the omnisiah has willed our union, failure to comply will result in permanent damage to "ego" reserves"


SwainIsCadian

Can I be your toaster?


APlayerHater

If I take that off will you die?


Chr1spy_

No but it will be very painful


A_City_Built_On_Porn

You're an augmented lady.


APlayerHater

0000100 01010101


Asleep_Copy_5146

You are a beautiful vessel of the Omnissiah's will.


IKATORO999

i replaced my pelvis with a toaster


Grimauldus

So are you AC or DC?


AceHigh6998

Can I just present to her a bouqet of metal flowers with wires as the stems and a sheet metal as a bow to hold them together?


Carry2sky

I have long since given up the weakness of flesh for harder materials that are multifuncion. Would you care to assist me in blessing them at my forge, with the sacred oils?


GreenChoclodocus

You wanna **screw** around?


justdickinaroundbreh

Fuck you


JhinKindedBoi

01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01101001 01110100


Sexy_Droid_xxx

I own literal Archeotech. Wanna go on a date?


ThatManlyTallGuy

I have a 21st century pen collection. Wanna see?


despacitoisgay

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


SgtDoughnut

I have replaced my genitals with a neutron laser why would I want to pickup this perfectly functional skitarii?


texasscotsman

Is that a mechadendrite within the folds of your robe or are you just happy to see me?


ValyrieLuminaire

01010111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100110 01100101 01101110 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01110011 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 01101100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100 01101110 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 Gotta be in the language of the machine god, of course


phegs

How wonderfully suggestive


AMatthews456

Hey are you a toaster, cos i want you in my bath


Klutzy_Journalist_83

Are you a 01010100 01101111 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 because I want to 01010011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101


FilipRebro

Barney Demoman turns computer: TITTIES! Demo Freeman: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Puzzleheaded_Gur_846

OI WAN TA FUD YA GIT!!!!?!??!


profbunsalot

Is that an extra servo limb, or are you happy to see me?


Bionicle_was_cool

Hey babe, are you Witcher 3? Because you make my graphic card get hot


Meow-t

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101100


brothergvwwb

Heat my toast


Robertjordanforever

01010000 01110010 01100101 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101001 01101100 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01101100 00100000 01110101 01110000 01100111 01110010 01100001 01100100 01100101 01110011


lv_Mortarion_vl

I know you're not a toaster, but I still wanna take an oil-bath with you


biggestscrub

Are you a toaster? Because I want to fuck you.


beepboopbapbox

Hey, good looking, we both got a bucket of Graphic Cards, wanna do it?


Auxilarii

What are you doing, tech-bro?


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Send pics of your hardware wallet


cornacobasky

T o a s t e r


steamedfarts

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


MagnusViaticus

You make my floppy disk hard


NibblyPig

Do you believe in advanced mutual compatibility on the basis of a primary initial ident?


bluemilkbongo

01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01010010 01010100 01011000 00100000 00110100 00110000 00101100 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100


PurposefulZephyr

Your flesh corpus suggests an abnormal genetic purity and highly optimal design. Suspected usage of highly advanced biological technologies. *Remove your non-organic layers. Commencing analysis.*


Sororita

Reddit hates code so here is an image link: https://i.imgur.com/zKIvUkV.jpg


vageera

*LOUD SCREECHING NOISES*


Frvcvsx

Beep boop nice boobs


LessRight

Baby you got me feeling the Motive Force something fierce


Mememachine202324

01010011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111


phegs

01001001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01100100 01100111 01100101 01110100 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011


Jtwgeek

Hey girl, are your servos purring or are you just happy to see me?


mrbenez

1010101010-010102410


Bearzerker46

Of all the weak, primitive flesh I have seen. I am the least disgusted by yours.


account1679

I have an 10 foot robo dong


chryseusAquila

Hey Baby, you need an Oil change or are ya just happy to see me?


SexualYeti

You cook my bread if you know what I mean...


Praise_The_Casul

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01100001 01101011 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01100001 01101011 01100101 01110010 00101110


Seledran

OOOOOOH MAAARSY BOYS


ActreDirt

01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100010 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01001110 01100101 01100011 01110010 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101101 01100010 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01111000 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110011 00111111 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100101 01111000 01110000 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100101 01110000 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 01110011


SunniestBro

Beepity boopity bouncy your boobities


Dominus_in_Fortuna

Beep boop beep, beep boop boop beep beep!


ImNotARobot_exe

Requesting permission to enter.


Bloonsmaster6

Beep Boop Bop


CapitanChaos1

It's a favour I seek, not some sort of brawl. If it were not for my Lady I wouldn't be here at all. Now please tell me where is the Proteus Protocol. Withhold information and WE'LL BE YOUR DOWNFAAAAAAAL!


SpookyFruzz

Greetings, I am *redacted*. Are you a *redacted* because *redacted* *redacted*


Void-kraken-909

“Well aren’t you the most finely built tech I’ve seen~” It’s not original, but it’s the best I’ve got. I ain’t good with this shit.


streetad

"Did you leave your Bluetooth on? Because I'm absolutely feeling a connection..."


funnywackydog

The machine spirits are pleased by mechanicus #124535664356654533223565556's form.


HotSauceFox

Your sight intakes are as bright as plasma


capptinncrunch

Let me 1 your 0


mamsorris97

I got some toasters, wanna do it?


comtemptor

I’d like to plant my cpu in your mother board


SpunkyMcButtlove

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/6yYxOuHUpDI?t=2) [Obligatory obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WvnO9Xd9Vc&t=11s)


Osmiumhawk

Just like the emperor I'll leave you on life support. ;)


aura_enchanted

I would attempt to commun with you in the language of the machine God however to properly express the quality of fabrication of your chassis in something binary cant lacks expression for. I would require a new set if 2406e hazardous environment damage to chassis forms to even be in your presence


sammo21

This really makes me want a Sisters of Battle tech marine equivalent.


GrandpaNurgle71

Beep Boop \[Horny computer noises.exe\]


MrGunterson

Nice chassis


Dan_Fendi

During this rest-interval, I find myself desirous of leisure-time activities best enjoyed with another player. During this rest interval, would you consider imbibing manufactured stimulant beverages and engaging in a simple game?


theelectrowizard

You, me, researchlab.


Dovahkiin_56

Hey babe, are you a toaster? Cause I want you to take a bath with me


Drebinus

00e0 f726 3fe9 0800 2086 354b 0800 4500 002c 08b8 4000 ff06 9997 8b85 d96e 8b85 e902 9005 0017 7214 f114 0000 0000 6002 2238 a92c 0000 0204 05b4


waitthatworked

11100001011000101001001010101010000111111010101


Baboboss12648

Do you have an usb port? Because thats what I have in my ass:)


nick3xtreme1

0100101011010111010011010110010


gwhite550

Hey baby are you a toaster cuz I want to fuck you


Elite_FABULOUS

<> "DID YOU EXPERIENCE ANY PAIN OR MALFUCTIONS?" ifResponse="WHEN" then [respond] "UPON BEING CONSTRUCTED BY THE OMNISSIAH" ifResponse=NOT"WHEN" then begin [embarrased] and [fluster] protocols, [respond] "UM... NEVERMIND." /end


popcron1

i am a bit of a toaster myself


Evasor1152

I have superior breeding potential. We should mate.


senorhelicopter

Is that a mirror in you pants? Because I can see myself.....oh? That is a mirror in your pants.


SalamanderFarsight

Hey baby the flesh is inferior, but yours isn’t


maveriq_

0x45


Adler_Schenze

From the temptations of the fleshlord, magos, set me free.


[deleted]

10101010101010101010110101010101010


stealthelephant_num

Beep bop bop Boop beep bep


Ultraknight40000

Hey Girl wanna "Fuse Cores"?


Trainlad17

Beep


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

Hey baby, let me grind your gears


tactisim

My sensor are now obselete, wanna improve my ability to admire you ?


Guts-Gattsu

You make even a holy Bolter look like no more than a common Lasgun.


UltimaBahamut93

Hey girl are you non binary? If so, you're not my type.


GargantuanCake

Beep beep blop blorop bloopy bloppy bleep.


FuryHedgehog

Hey, are you flesh, because I want to slam you on an operating table and replace your organs with machines to see what happens.


Professional-Dig1625

Are you happy to see me or are those grease-nipples?


I_suck_at_Blender

Hey baby, wanna interface?


fathom51205

Are you the warp engine of a emperor class titan? Because you make my thermal reactor pulsate.


Lord-Chickie

As Logicus XII once said, „sensory overload“


Cawkins1111

01001000 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100011 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100011 01110010 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110


Doon_Cune3

You got a skull on your left tit. Why not make it symmetrical and let me put my skull on your right


YhormBIGGiant

My wires are blue, as your robes are red. The machine god wishes for me to upload into you. Do you feel the same too?


GenesisRev

Is that a toaster or are you just happy to see me?


Birb-Person

This unit is overdue for **anal**ysis


Sanguinius0922

seriously though she looks hot


ImperialFist5th

1001000011010110100101010101010101


aliensquid72

\*mechanical noises and static\* Nice body you got there... You build it yourself?


SpartanElitism

1100010101101001010101010100010101110011111100101001000011100010100110001000101010001000100100101110010101010111101011100101000000011111


Far_Ad_1313

How about a nice hot lube job sweetheart followed by a most thorough Pipe Cleaning


GalaHunterX

Can I check your fluid?


tedtheruski

"Tech-priest Y-13564423190836911, your mechadendrites are looking very shiny today."


Agimar84

May I grease your gears?


IhaveaDoberman

I have a toaster, wanna come see it?


kallanlierl94

You remind me of a toaster, I wanna fork you till you explode...hah