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TheHiddenToad

Nurgle: cool friend Tzeentch: copying what someone else says in an inspirational talk Khorne: Khorne Slaanesh: that one friend who eats their sorrows away


TwitchandSmokeMain

Literally this, khorne is exactly as youd expect


ElProxenetaFeminista

Yes


Last_Strawberry9904

Tzeentch: Tomorrow is another day. Work to make your future better! Nurgle: You feel sad? Welcome to the club, we can feel sad together. Slaanesh: Just do whatever makes you feel good, I don't know what to tell you. Khorne: You how what cheers me up when I'm down? M U R D E R.


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Even though Khorne wasn’t very helpful Slaanesh sounds like he’s the only one actively trying to steal your soul


TwitchandSmokeMain

I mean, its not bad advice persay, perhaps people who are more likely to indulge their desires are generally happier


Da1su_am

Mann chaos gods be so more relatable than real humans ngl


Metalsonic91

you know what Khorne gives some solid advice


Leniwyguy1

Thay seam very acurate


Ave-Deos-Tenebris

Khorne had me in stitches.


Pogwrs213

Thank you Khorne


Some_British_Guy1261

Tzeentch and nurgle really be out here giving useful advice. Khorne is the "kill things to feel better about yourself" thought process. Slaanesh is the one who is giving out really bad bad. Yeah, just do cocaine lol you'll love it. You do you.


TwitchandSmokeMain

Imo slaanesh's advice can be up to interperetation, like yeah your not wrong, but you could also view it like "that girl you like? Ask her out" "you wanna go clubbing? Go fuckin clubbing" "you wanna spend the last of your money on plastic figurines? Go ahead" which isnt terrible advice(except the last part at least) like the more things you want to do that you actually do, the better youll feel, less regrets


bartlesnid_von_goon

I mean, each is based, in their own way. Even Khorne. Sometimes we just wanna break stuff, even if it's just in a game.


WinterKing9758

Khorne: I feel sad sometimes. You know what I do? I stop feeling sad and then I kill things. True story.


zelazny27927928

Nurgle and tzeentch being genuinely reflective and helpful is about right when it comes to these things. Khorne and slaanesh being entirely unhelpful also tracks. Khorne, because he genuinely doesn’t care. And slaanesh because she needs to relish your sorrows.