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Today I forgot a D20 in my bra. How's your day going?

Today I forgot a D20 in my bra. How's your day going?

LesbianFox

But what did it land on when it fell out?


EmmaLately

I think it landed under the bed. Sorry for the boring fact.


spankenstein

I think they were asking what was your boob roll


EmmaLately

Oh yeah, right! It was a 12.


Verona_Pixie

That'll hit.


Yoshiii311

depends if she has proficiency or not tbh


slowest_hour

I think any charisma roll made by boobs is automatically +2


mus_maximus

I'd say to add your proficiency bonus, but I don't think anyone is proficient in bras.


makinbaconsandwich

Bards. If anyone would be, it would be Bards. Hell, they probably have Expertise in them.


FluffyOceanPrincess

r/ABraThatFits would like a word


niko1312

depends on gender


girl_has_no_username

Naw, not really. Not everyone is straight. If you want to be quick: "depends on the person" is usually sufficient to get your point across.


gametimehoodie

Boob roll. Love it. Take the upvote.


CronoCloudAuron

But it's a d20, you have to see what it rolled! :-)


EmmaLately

12


Ashkaztra

I mean, I put my house key in my cleavage when I left the house today because I was in a hurry and didn't want to mess with opening my backpack. And then I forgot until it dug into my boobs at work. Your D20 is way cooler than that. (Good thing it wasn't a D4 though. Ouch.)


DeusExMangaka

If she has multiple D4s in there, she can flash someone and summon a bunch of Caltrops.


Punk_cybernaut

This comment took my mind somewhere; " *a woman leaving a D&D meeting walks the streets mid night, suddenly she notices a stalker and hurries her step, he chases after her. Desperate to save herself she remembers!! Pulls bra and a punch of dice fall, the stalker, flashed, stumbles and falls and the woman walks away* ". Ofc all this in black and white high contrast, 40's outfit and narrated by Walter Winchell ๐Ÿ˜…


FuyoBC

There is a story I have heard of a reenactor leaving the game location in her cloak & getting mugged on the way home, but refusing to hand over her bag. Mugger tried stabbing her. Tried as she was still wearing her jerkin & full chain mail under her cloak. Apparently she punched him then walked away ignoring him. I was once told this as 'my ex girlfriend' by an unreliable narrator, but have also heard it from another source as 'oh yes, I heard of that happen'


DeusExMangaka

Why not Matt Mercer?


BitterGlitterShitter

He's probably overbooked.


CosmicBunBun

Maybe I'm just old but what's a d20?


BackFromOtterSpace

A 20-sided die used in a lot of tabletop games, like Dungeons & Dragons


CosmicBunBun

Thanks ladies! I've never played dnd but have always been curious.


EmmaLately

Try it! It rocks!


Megabyte7

And also rolls!


EmmaLately

And it has dungeons!


mini1471

And dragons!


maybeelean

And my axe!


ACommonBoxOfCereal

Also fun fact, the first ever recorded D20 in existence was made in Egypt between 300 and 30 BC so your not that old :P


MyPuppyIsADingo

20-sided die


SpreadingRumors

[Here](https://geekandleisure.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Best-DD-Dice-1024x640.jpg) you can see a selection of the most common dice used in D&D. The D20's edges and points are much less problematic in a bra than, say a D6 or the D4.


JeniSkunk

D4, AKA gamers caltrops.


TheClockworkHellcat

I once saw metal barbed-wire dice The d4s looked straight up deadly


JeniSkunk

Were these the dice you saw? Blogspot - Vaults of Nagoth: [Pretty trumps utility](https://vaultsofnagoh.blogspot.com/2011/03/pretty-trumps-utility-spiky-dice.html)


TheClockworkHellcat

Yes. Those. They are pretty, but they look like the hurt... A lot


Tea_Sudden

Maybe thatโ€™s how we get the good luck? *Stuffs bra with dice*


EmmaLately

I mean, the roll was above average...


ShadowNixeon

My god I've done this during nervous moments in games, or I've dropped them and they've fallen and I'm sure as hell not gonna try and find em while we are playing ๐Ÿ˜… I feel much better knowing I'm not the only one with dice issues ๐ŸŽฒ


WhiteMoonRose

Street Cred unlocked!


[deleted]

If I only had a dollar for every time this happened to me when Iโ€™m flirting with a guy I could retire from nursing in about a year tops. Street credit given girl!!


PrezMoocow

Roll that charisma check!


EmmaLately

Sadly, she just laughed it off


PrezMoocow

Aw thats too bad


Etzlo

Should've nat 20d


VivisectorGaming

So was it a nat 20?


EmmaLately

No, but a 12 is solid enough for me.


VivisectorGaming

Fair enough


DragonfruitNo9801

So, you know, I've never heard of Her before. Guess what I'm doing tonight.


EmmaLately

I like it! Only the number of men getting through the vetting process is annoying.


DragonfruitNo9801

Ugh. Is there any way to report them? Does it work? Does it matter? (I'm so jaded)


EmmaLately

You can report them with two clicks and that also autoblocks them.


DragonfruitNo9801

That's absolutely amazing, thank you!


red_skye_at_night

Have you had to swipe past Graham Linehan yet?


EmmaLately

I don't get that reference, sorry...


red_skye_at_night

Ah, he was a well known British sit-com writer, until a couple of years ago when he became Defender of the Lesbians. He made a horrifically transphobic profile on Her as some sort of social commentary a few months ago, invading a women's space as a man to make sure there aren't any "men" (such as trans women) invading that women's space. Literally his entire life now is writing hateful stuff about trans women on his blog, he got banned from twitter, probably can't find actual work now, his wife left him over this obsession, it's kinda sad because he wrote good sitcoms back in the day.


EmmaLately

Ouch!


IDK-what-to-put-1234

I take it itโ€™s a dating at for girls only or something?


DragonfruitNo9801

Bi/lesbian dating app, I think!


The-Shattering-Light

That is correct. Men still get into it, which is frustrating as fuck. Iโ€™m gay, and when I used HER I had that in my profile, and *still* had men messaging me But I still have a great fondness for the app, as I met my wife on it ๐Ÿ˜


EmmaLately

Correct, wlw only.


MadAMGreene

What's Her?


CrazyMage81

Lesbian dating/hookup app


Night_of_Nyx

I also want to know


EmmaLately

It's a lesbian dating app


Nimgyu

Now I imagined what if my nipples were d20s...


EmmaLately

*neckbeard breathing* That's hot!


JamesNinelives

Respect lol. That definitely earns you TTRPG street cred from me haha! \^\^


Organic_Crew_6305

sis... ​ if that aint WACK, i dont know what it is!!


FuyoBC

I have stuck dice in my bra during a game (thanks no pockets trousers!) and then lost them - only so much fishing around you can do when your DM & 4 (male) friends (including 1 husband) wait for you to roll initiative! This has lead to dice around the house but hey, I have lots!


Pixelen

Did your tits roll a natural 20?


EmmaLately

Sadly just a 12


Pixelen

Still above average!


EmmaLately

That's what I said, too!


sqinky96

Dude I found this little pokemon figure while cleaning up, put it between my tits so I wouldn't loose it. Later that day I looked down and seel was looking back up at me from my cleavage


barsonica

This is amazing.


f00die_rish4v

What's a d20? P.S. I regained the urge to work on my novel again


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zeesteff

This does not sound comfy...


EmmaLately

Surprisingly, not a problem


mangababe

I got love attacked by a cat im watching for a neighbor. Apparently cats like chlorine smell cause she was on my ass like catnip