Today I forgot a D20 in my bra. How's your day going?
By - EmmaLately
But what did it land on when it fell out?
I think it landed under the bed. Sorry for the boring fact.
I think they were asking what was your boob roll
Oh yeah, right! It was a 12.
depends if she has proficiency or not tbh
I think any charisma roll made by boobs is automatically +2
I'd say to add your proficiency bonus, but I don't think anyone is proficient in bras.
Bards. If anyone would be, it would be Bards. Hell, they probably have Expertise in them.
r/ABraThatFits would like a word
depends on gender
Naw, not really. Not everyone is straight. If you want to be quick: "depends on the person" is usually sufficient to get your point across.
Boob roll. Love it. Take the upvote.
But it's a d20, you have to see what it rolled! :-)
I mean, I put my house key in my cleavage when I left the house today because I was in a hurry and didn't want to mess with opening my backpack. And then I forgot until it dug into my boobs at work.
Your D20 is way cooler than that. (Good thing it wasn't a D4 though. Ouch.)
If she has multiple D4s in there, she can flash someone and summon a bunch of Caltrops.
This comment took my mind somewhere; " *a woman leaving a D&D meeting walks the streets mid night, suddenly she notices a stalker and hurries her step, he chases after her. Desperate to save herself she remembers!! Pulls bra and a punch of dice fall, the stalker, flashed, stumbles and falls and the woman walks away* ". Ofc all this in black and white high contrast, 40's outfit and narrated by Walter Winchell 😅
There is a story I have heard of a reenactor leaving the game location in her cloak & getting mugged on the way home, but refusing to hand over her bag.
Mugger tried stabbing her.
Tried as she was still wearing her jerkin & full chain mail under her cloak.
Apparently she punched him then walked away ignoring him.
I was once told this as 'my ex girlfriend' by an unreliable narrator, but have also heard it from another source as 'oh yes, I heard of that happen'
Why not Matt Mercer?
He's probably overbooked.
Maybe I'm just old but what's a d20?
A 20-sided die used in a lot of tabletop games, like Dungeons & Dragons
Thanks ladies! I've never played dnd but have always been curious.
Try it! It rocks!
And also rolls!
And it has dungeons!
And my axe!
Also fun fact, the first ever recorded D20 in existence was made in Egypt between 300 and 30 BC so your not that old :P
[Here](https://geekandleisure.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Best-DD-Dice-1024x640.jpg) you can see a selection of the most common dice used in D&D. The D20's edges and points are much less problematic in a bra than, say a D6 or the D4.
D4, AKA gamers caltrops.
I once saw metal barbed-wire dice
The d4s looked straight up deadly
Were these the dice you saw?
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Yes. Those. They are pretty, but they look like the hurt... A lot
Maybe that’s how we get the good luck? *Stuffs bra with dice*
I mean, the roll was above average...
My god I've done this during nervous moments in games, or I've dropped them and they've fallen and I'm sure as hell not gonna try and find em while we are playing 😅
I feel much better knowing I'm not the only one with dice issues 🎲
Street Cred unlocked!
If I only had a dollar for every time this happened to me when I’m flirting with a guy I could retire from nursing in about a year tops. Street credit given girl!!
Roll that charisma check!
Sadly, she just laughed it off
Aw thats too bad
Should've nat 20d
So was it a nat 20?
No, but a 12 is solid enough for me.
So, you know, I've never heard of Her before. Guess what I'm doing tonight.
I like it! Only the number of men getting through the vetting process is annoying.
Ugh. Is there any way to report them? Does it work? Does it matter? (I'm so jaded)
You can report them with two clicks and that also autoblocks them.
That's absolutely amazing, thank you!
Have you had to swipe past Graham Linehan yet?
I don't get that reference, sorry...
Ah, he was a well known British sit-com writer, until a couple of years ago when he became Defender of the Lesbians. He made a horrifically transphobic profile on Her as some sort of social commentary a few months ago, invading a women's space as a man to make sure there aren't any "men" (such as trans women) invading that women's space.
Literally his entire life now is writing hateful stuff about trans women on his blog, he got banned from twitter, probably can't find actual work now, his wife left him over this obsession, it's kinda sad because he wrote good sitcoms back in the day.
I take it it’s a dating at for girls only or something?
Bi/lesbian dating app, I think!
That is correct.
Men still get into it, which is frustrating as fuck. I’m gay, and when I used HER I had that in my profile, and *still* had men messaging me
But I still have a great fondness for the app, as I met my wife on it 😁
Correct, wlw only.
Lesbian dating/hookup app
I also want to know
It's a lesbian dating app
Now I imagined what if my nipples were d20s...
*neckbeard breathing* That's hot!
Respect lol. That definitely earns you TTRPG street cred from me haha! \^\^
if that aint WACK, i dont know what it is!!
I have stuck dice in my bra during a game (thanks no pockets trousers!) and then lost them - only so much fishing around you can do when your DM & 4 (male) friends (including 1 husband) wait for you to roll initiative!
This has lead to dice around the house but hey, I have lots!
Did your tits roll a natural 20?
Sadly just a 12
Still above average!
That's what I said, too!
Dude I found this little pokemon figure while cleaning up, put it between my tits so I wouldn't loose it. Later that day I looked down and seel was looking back up at me from my cleavage
This is amazing.
What's a d20?
P.S. I regained the urge to work on my novel again
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This does not sound comfy...
Surprisingly, not a problem
I got love attacked by a cat im watching for a neighbor. Apparently cats like chlorine smell cause she was on my ass like catnip