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PieceOfSchlatt

How did that even happen, right when u take off, u should start climbing


clownboner69

Nah I tried to fly through the tunnel and my back wing it the roof at the end lmao chill Edit: chill with the fucking downvotes for no reason


Perlern

And that’s the velum’s fault??


clownboner69

Didn’t say it was the velums fault but it’s just a slow piece of shit


HwandMbcustoms

a bad craftsman blames his tools


clownboner69

Ahhhhh yessss


Airdae

i hAtE veLuM !!!11!1!1


SGPlayzzz

Clown


PotentialWalk4856

🤦🏻‍♂️


Supraboi2003

let’s not downvote the man, we’ve all had that temptation with a plane


Zakkull117

Yes but we didnt make a "gah this plane sucks" post because we were an idiot. This guy did that.


clownboner69

Mate all I said was I hate the velum, who fuckinhg doesn’t? it is just in general the shittest plane in the game it’s slow as fuck and it can’t turn for shit


ilovebostoncremedonu

I love velum


Supraboi2003

💀💀


Zealousideal_Hat4431

How do you even mess up this badly 😂


clownboner69

Step 1: Find Tunnel Step 2: Fly through said tunnel


PotatoBakeCake

Seems like step 2 didn't go as planned.


clownboner69

I did fly through said tunnel but I hit the end of it


DogfishDave

\*partly through


CREIONC

So you hate the Velum because you tried a very dangerous stunt that is 100% your fault


clownboner69

It’s a shit plane that’s why I hate it not because I tried to do a stunt


Expert_Plankton1262

![gif](giphy|26FPOznFlFtKgmiuA) Same here man. I hate all the super cars in game. Every time I drive them into the water they suck…


clownboner69

Pretty sure that off road vehicles are best to drive into water


Expert_Plankton1262

Toreador complex


AmazingCman

And land vehicles are best to drive through tunnels.


clownboner69

Sometimes


LDuub

User Error


FANTOMphoenix

Skill issue


SGPlayzzz

You are just bad


clownboner69

Skill issue


Sea-Advertising-8891

this is the worst luck with the velum I’ve ever seen, holy fuck.


clownboner69

Shit plane


BreweryStoner

I thought it said “I hate Valium” and got super confused lmao


clownboner69

never


Sro201

That plane cost me so many prison breaks to bad flyers. I finally beat the heist because a modder joined and used godmode and teleportation. Honestly no regrets, I was doing attempts with randoms for hours


clownboner69

I fucking hate prison break, I was playing Xbox 360 back when the heist update came out, and me and my mate were doing prison break with randoms and one of the randoms just started shooting flair guns at the helicoptersand shooting the cops when we were trying to lose them, it was a shit show.


its_the_luge

For me, it was the nasty glitch where Rashovsky wouldnt move his lazy ass. Took almost 10 attempts before finally getting lucky.. lol


Creepy-Radish-4400

I got that and the glitch in the velum setup where the hangar has an invisible wall blocking you from completing the mission.


CityWokOwn4r

Enter the Velum


clownboner69

Wouldn’t work


Andrex14w_

Me too bud


clownboner69

Slowest piece of shit plane


[deleted]

no


clownboner69

yesss?


Rubber-Revolver

The mammatus is the worst


ImEpick

LMFAAAOOOO


AS_05

So from what I've gathered, you're blaming the plane for you trying to pull off a stupid stunt


SapphireDragonV

Its not the plane, you just crashed, thats it


realvmouse

Protip: don't crash into the road


Rubber-Revolver

Why did you land it on the freeway with the landing gear up?


clownboner69

Forgot lmao


clownboner69

Forgot to put it down


PotentialWalk4856

How that happened


clownboner69

tunnel


PotentialWalk4856

Why you fly through tunnel?


Affectionate-Tie-212

Well, whatever happened to get you there.


Agent47ismyalterego

Fuckin funny 😂


Rabid_Monster24

How the hell did you manage that


unknown-user6699

Just walk it off


InvertedContext

Enter the *Velum*


clownboner69

It’s not that hard just *Enter the Velum*


[deleted]

Me too


crimsondick

Choked takeoff a couple times and found myself in a situation like this before. Fuck that plane


clownboner69

It shouldn’t even be in the game