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justgossiping

I wonder how one comes to know about 10 guys.


D-Laz

They post pictures of the gang bang?


justgossiping

That's one way...any others


pariahdiocese

All it takes is one vicious argument.


mortifyyou

This guy relationships.


FuckTesla69

Dad?


crdotx

She sent him 19 letters, 10 breakup letters and 9 saying she wanted him back!


raven00x

she has her own category on pornhub?


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

She might be on Onlyfans.


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

She might be on Onlyfans.


Spikeupmylife

Compilations?


Dangerous-Exit5021

10 different kids


indy_been_here

Where do they post those horrible, horrible images?


Asisreo1

r/hotwife


IWannaHookUpButIWont

I'd hate to be the guy who fucked a PTSD veterans wife while he was away.


LionHeart498

None of them knew. I went home with a girl once and started noticing dude things around. Went to the bathroom to “freshen up” found beard clippers under the sink and jumped out the window. I don’t want to be that guy


YourMommaBig69

Bro u know u could have left through the door right, no need to jump out of windows as if the house gonna explode


LionHeart498

Looking back that would have been a lot smarter but I was 19 and just freaked.


Normal_Day_7447

Maybe this “girl” just wasn’t a girl.. you made the right choice either way..


[deleted]

Be hot and announce that you’re DTF in any bar.


Spac3Heater

Doesn't even have to be hot...


[deleted]

While ten guys fucking a dumpster fire isn’t unheard of, I wouldn’t put money on it happening in every bar.


Spac3Heater

Fair enough, but if that bar is in or near a military base, then the chances are much higher. I've worked with too many guys who have little to no standards.


[deleted]

My friend is a Marine, can confirm


piledriveryatyas

I was a Marine, can confirm.


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totallylegitjoke

Always remember. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Men are the gatekeepers of relationships.


internetcub

gay men are the gatekeepers of heaven. lesbians the gatekeepers of hell. trans people gatekeepers of the mortal realm, and without them all would be lost


DaftConfusednScared

This reads like the weird world building of a Chinese novel except they’re allowed to mention gay people


kinkyghost

gay men slap arrogant young masters, lesbians cultivate yin energy, trans people follow the mortal dao, without them the path to immortality is lost


porridgeeater500

Heh thats pretty true


Tritivix

You just blew my mind. Fk


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nxqv

I'm almost 30 and I've never heard this obvious truth until today. What the fuck


Mamamiomima

It's time to ram those damn gates


DCL_JD

Wow this is interesting and thought-provoking!!


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

I guess he was the secret cameraman if he knows it was 10 guys who gbanged his wife.


Top_Ad_4040

I knew a girl, she was kinda fat. Not that attractive. She had tinder gold and had like 3000+ likes on her account. If a girl really wanted to she could get a football team in a couple of weeks worth of guys lmao.


moby323

My friend said he didn’t know what to do with his life, so he joined the army. Three years later, he still doesn’t know what to do with his life The only difference is that he has tinnitus and a new truck.


LoopyPro

At least he has access to education with the GI bill


hear4theDough

Imagine thinking the risk of disability or death is worth it for a degree in communications or some BS


ActionHousevh

Doesn't have to be a BS. Could get a BA


Delicious_Throat_377

Get out. Take this upvote and get out


[deleted]

Ha! I took my BS and got out!


Remarkable_Night2373

Dammit take my updoot


ChasingVelka

You got a BS: Bullshit, an MS: More Shit, and a PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper.


LeggoMyAhegao

That's some republican Facebook meme tier shit


GreenDayFan_1995

Give him a break, I nostril exhaled


MonkeyPawClause

r/ForwardsFromGrandma


ShizTheresABear

Eh, the security clearance can be worth it to some people. Everybody is different.


Rimworldjobs

Yeah, the clearance makes a huge difference. Especially if you can get a GS postion


pariahdiocese

I just like all the saluting!!


TermsOfServiceV1

-german soldier, trying to convince soldiers to not shoot him


Cornblaster700

most German soldiers wouldn't have to try to convince soldiers not to shoot them, the allies were more than happy to take prisoners from the wehrmacht, it's the ss who'd have to do that


Atvaaa

Canadians would disagree.


[deleted]

You know you can join the army and never see anything close to combat right? Do you think there all just soldiers at war constantly lol


PuzzledRaise1401

It’s sad. But more accurately, while enlisted, they will pay for an AAS, BS, MS, and a certificate if you want that. I have five degrees.


ShawshankException

I still feel like you shouldn't have to go to an active war zone and get PTSD to get affordable education


Greedy-Assistance663

You don’t. Community college and trade schools are very economical in a lot of places


ShawshankException

20k for a degree is still ridiculous.


NtlDerpFoundation

Isn't tinnitus like THE top (most frequent) disability? I know people who developed it because they were too close to explosions, self explanitory. Others got it from sitting in the elictrical hum of many computers all day, every day.


indimion22

Server room white noise, being near running jet engines- even through the small foamies and headset ear protection, etc. during inspections and launch duty. It all adds up and I get that high pitched whine in my ears every once in awhile.


BouncingPig

Yup. I don’t know any vet who doesn’t also have it. It’s a miserable thing to deal with sometimes.


[deleted]

I don’t have it. Spent four year on the flight line near F-15s and four years as a Line Medic shooting and hanging around when things went boom. Also, I have an old Bell System telephone at home. It rings sometimes but when I pick it up, no one is there. Friggin Verizon “claims” nothing is wrong. Bullshit.


norapeformethankyou

It's not bad for me. Puts me to sleep right away. Feels like I'm camping with crickets. Granted, it's probably gonna get worse as I get older.


DayAndNight0nReddit

US Army: Come to war, someone will take care of your wife


lagocomo

These garden tools ain’t loyal……….


TobyDaHuman

I need to use this from now on.


Killer-Wail

Faded than a rake


Timoruz

Cmon just because they’re a woman doesn’t mean they’re automatically a gardener. Oh… *hoes*…


2019hollinger

Hahaha wish I could give you award but I am broke.


AwesomeCuno

i gotchu


TheGhostRose1200

Stop right there!...this was brilliant.


vendetta2115

Jhoedie’s in my shed again.


[deleted]

Trowel?


Heart_Throb_

Cause these gardeners just wanna shovel shit.


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[deleted]

They're not your tools.


mngeese

You can't make a watering mechanism a housewife


feeltrig

More like garden stools


efekun

Can't put loyalty on a hoe


mrEcks42

Its funny cause its true. I knew a guy who deployed and the week before he came back his wife cleaned out the bank account and gave him divorce papers. He probably suck started his rifle.


D-Laz

Happened to both my brothers during their first marriages. Not just their bank accounts but cleaned out the house and sold their cars they literally came back to nothing.


mrEcks42

Fucking jody and dependas...


MightyCaseyStruckOut

As an OEF vet, every time I come into these threads, it makes me value the relationship and trust that my wife and I have for each other more and more.


TheMinisterOfBinance

You would think that laws would be in place for this very specific set of circumstances. Military just doesn't give a single fuck anymore


An-Okay-Alternative

The military is encouraging 19 year olds to get married in the first place.


HotArticle1062

Wrong. When I was in, everyone starting from boot camp told everyone time and time again what a dumb fucking idea it is to get married while you're in. There were entire seminars covering that. Yet, you will always have the one 18 year old who thinks he found the love of his life after knowing this girl for 2 weeks at MOS school. Everyone from his peers to his higher ups will tell him he's being a retard and he will still go through with it.


malektewaus

The military makes living in the barracks hell, then only lets junior enlisted move out if they get married. And if they do get married and move out of the barracks, they get a huge bump in pay. Yeah, everyone will tell him he should stay single, but incentivizing marriage this much also sends a message, and actions speak louder than words.


HotArticle1062

Barracks living isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Yeah, you got roomates and field day, but it was pretty fun having people to talk/hang out with as well as splitting up the work evenly. The bump in pay also only covers the cost of rent in the area unless you wanna live in a shithole apartment, in which case you're now paying for two people plus all the amenities you had for free on barracks. Anybody who gets married for the money is a flat out idiot. It just loads you up with a different set of struggles, instead of being a pay bump like they thought. Marriage is still an option for those who really want to do it, and the military provides enough to make it viable for those actually determined to see it through, but too many people look at it like it's free cash. In most cases people who got married did it because they thought with their nether regions.


heavymcd

> The bump in pay also only covers the cost of rent in the area unless you wanna live in a shithole apartment, in which case you’re now paying for two people plus all the amenities you had for free on barracks. I mean, assuming your spouse isn’t working *at all.* Meanwhile if they have even a minimum-wage job, now you’re comfortably living in a 2bd2ba with a little extra change in your pocket. Also you will never be woken up for a room inspection at 4am because top has a case of the ass. You will also *generally* not get grabbed for a detail after final formation Friday because sarn mage saw a single weed sprout somewhere in the battalion footprint. Literally nothing is “for free” in the barracks, and calling it that is part of the issue. An E-3 makes $2160 a month, which assuming a forty hour work week (ha!) puts him at something like $12 an hour. Which in my city…a city with like eight military bases…is below minimum wage. So no, barracks housing isn’t “free.” It is part of a soldiers total compensation, and is given *in lieu of additional monetary compensation.* Monetary compensation that would be required, in my state, to even get a soldier up to minimum wage. And an E-3 with dependents gets over $3,600 in BAH where I live. I think it’s still like $3K without dependents. That’s what he’s paying to live in the barracks. It’s very, very expensive.


IWantANewUsernameDMI

Both my sister and one of my best friends ended up getting married (to others) because either they or their partner were being transferred to another base. Too soon for any of them to marry, but they wanted to stay in the relationship to see where it went. Might never see each other again otherwise. Not uncommon.


KansaiKanpai

It’s crazy how much Redditors are full in on the conspiracy or false idea that the military is just out to completely fuck over everyone who enlists


Beer-Milkshakes

Lmao have you mot considered a man who has been betrayed, humiliated in his hometown, has all their possessions taken away, WONT then join back up for another few terms.


TheMinisterOfBinance

ARMY IS LIFE HOORAH


BrightPerspective

Whats that line? "You can't turn garden tools into partners"?


ThriftStoreDildo

how could someone do that is beyond me, damn. some real crazies out there.


philisweatly

Yup. All the ladies in Oceanside would try to gobble up me and all the other new Marines. You get married, get higher pay, live off base. Things are great right? Now we get back from our first time in the sandbox and try and buy a new Suzuki Hayabusa because you need to keep your adrenaline up or else you don't know what to do with yourself. Only to find your wife is gone, your house is cleaned out and your card gets declined at the motorcycle dealership cause your bank account was drained. Saw this happen to so many brothers when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton in 2003-2007.


Atlas7674

What kind of traitorous snakes did they give wedding rings to?


DCL_JD

How is this not illegal?


UsedandAbused87

When I hear stories about people clearing out the bank account I feel like they don't know how divorce works. If you clean out the bank account you set yourself up for a law suite that you are not going to win. Show lawyer and judge bank statements and you will win back at least half the money.


Orange778

If there’s any money left. Court order don’t mean shit to a crack ho


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UsedandAbused87

Drugs? Wtf y'all marrying? That's when you sue and their income is garnished.


No-Worldliness-4979

That’s fucked up


aitis_mutsi

He is fucked up, quite literally after what he's been through


EatMeHairyAss

Nah his wife’s been fucked up… and down the US


mediajay

I feel like going to war and having a family don't mix. Time and time again I hear of the horror. The horror includes dying and leaving kids fatherless too.


MidoraThirdTiger

Both my parents were in the army. As soon as one came back from deployment the other deployed. Basically had a one parent household my entire childhood except for one year where they both deployed and our grandma looked after us...... Didn't even notice it was weird as a kid since we lived in a military community but a lot of internal problems definitely stemmed from that.


VamanosGatos

I felt really loved living with Grammy when my dad was deployed. As a kid you don't really know what's going on, just that everyone treats you nice and putting a tiny yellow ribbon on the mailbox everyday with gramma is fun


mediajay

Yeah I can imagine not really processing what's happening until you're a teen. Time with grandma sounds like good memories at least


[deleted]

I used to work for a company that was like 85% veterans, I'm not kidding when I say every. single. guy I met EXCEPT FOR ONE was divorced by 35 with a kid in another city


wellshire

For many of them their actual father is still around


smidgeytheraynbow

There are also horrors when he comes back. We do a piss-poor job of mental health in general, throw in PTSD, adjusting to civilian life, depending on how long he's gone he may as well be living with strangers, etc Edit to add: they should come back alive lol, but the war isn't over for them just because they're home


tryin_to_make_u_mad

Cousin always says lost 3 friends and now scared of flashing lights and cod. Shits fucked really


ProperApe

Why is he scared of fish though?


IttsssTonyTiiiimme

Cod change color at different sea depths. If you can tolerate that you’re braver then me.


ProperApe

Fuck that's cool.


AmazingSieve

Call Of Duty


anon5219841

I mean if you want to speedrun getting cheated on, going overseas is def the single best way.


wardy664

If you think your wife would cheat if you went oversees you should prob divorce anyways tbh


D-Laz

When I was in Iraq we all compared our "dear John" letters. None of us get with women or men that we think will cheat on us. We find out they have those characteristics afterwards. Also I won. Mine got pregnant, in the second email she told me it wasn't mine.


Drakayne

That's fucked up dude, fuck her (not literally) i hope you're doing ok now


D-Laz

Ya, it was in 2004. So doing ok on that front. But it happens to a lot of us. Thank you though, sincerely.


[deleted]

How to deal with people who had been cheated on was part of the training for Chaplains and Chaplain Assistants when I went through the USACHS schoolhouse in ‘08. The biggest problem at that time was social media. Too many dumb fuck spouses going to the club without their ring on, and then posting that shit to MySpace.


XBacklash

> and then posting that shit to MySpace. That's one way to post to social media without anyone finding out.


calimeatwagon

Myspace used to be the most popular social media website, younging.


XBacklash

"Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written." (I was just making a joke)


mainvolume

Just think, your ex’s kid is just about old enough to deploy to the Middle East!


DCL_JD

What’s the significance of sending a dear John letter? Is it to rub it in and make it worse for the soldier as punishment for him leaving? Or is it more of a way for the cheater to try to absolve their guilt?


freewillynowplz

You dodged a nuclear missile buddy.


Downtown_Skill

Yeah when you think about the age range of people being deployed it's pretty young. Young for getting married. I wouldn't think too hard about it. Young people tend to be more impulsive including running into a marriage too early because marrying a soldier seems mature and romantic or even cheating and not being able to be patient while deployed. A few months may not seem like a long time to someone older but to someone young a few months can feel like an eternity. Edit: I've also heard stories from friends who served of women getting married for the benefits being a military wife gets you. And vice versa. Men marrying women because of the benefits having a wife gets you in the military.


abstractraj

I have a friend who was stationed in Germany when we met playing an online game. He eventually transitioned back to the US and at the same time I was moving jobs and it happened we had t talked for like 12 months. When I caught up to him, I learned he’d managed to get divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Part of his explanation was you make more if married…


Downtown_Skill

Hahah yeah and I believe better living conditions too if I'm not mistaken. Any military personnel are welcome to verify or correct me as well


aDragonsAle

Dorm living v living in a house/apartment like an adult.


VamanosGatos

You're pretty much treated as a child unless you are married


[deleted]

In most cases, you are a child.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

You're also property of the U.S. Government lol.


strikerkam

You get “dependent pay” which is $200ish more a month in housing allowance. You are young enlisted you can must then move out of the dorms and get your own place (in the dorms you also don’t get a housing allowance). The spouse gets a military ID, access to on base shopping (tax free and also prices are just cheaper for a variety of reasons) AND FREE health insurance! (It’s not totally free but it’s way better than my civilian employers offer - tricare six but also all insurance is a nightmare). So if you remotely care about someone you are incentivized to marry them early, while also getting a better housing situation, make a little bit more money, reduce your combined cost due to grocery shopping and insurances. With pay being so abysmal (we’ll below inflation this year) why not just get married?


Downtown_Skill

Yeah it seems like a no brainer. Are there any instances you can remember of people doing a green card marriage thing? Like people getting married to strangers just for the benefits, or are there rules that prevent that? I know I would try to pull that if I was single and wanted to not live in the dorms.


strikerkam

Yeah but marrying a foreigner can … disrupt your security clearance. My field was specialized so many did not want to impose limitations on advancement. Very few divorces during my tenure, but you get less of that From officers than enlisted.


Downtown_Skill

Oh I just meant like marrying a stranger not marrying a foreigner Edit: If you were stationed at a base in the US for any period of time


Drougen

Yeah I have a buddy who was in JBL and told me if you're single you have to live in the Barracks, married you can live off-base or on-base housing. He had an amazing on-base house with huge windows right on the lake there. Could literally walk out his backyard and fish, which we did quite often as well ass snorkeled for lures.


Tricky_Dragonfruit41

>as well ass snorkeled Lol ass snorkeling


Drougen

LOL fucking mobile


ShazbotSimulator2012

Played on a hockey team with a guy who just got out of the army and divorced his wife who was cheating on him. By the end of the season he had already remarried, redivorced, and then missed all our playoff games because he decided to move to West Texas with someone he met on Tinder.


[deleted]

In the second email… ooof


aDragonsAle

Least she told you. Had a neighbor come back to a baby that was Blatantly not his... He wasn't tracking that til he got home and saw the kid.


KTL175

Damn. At least she told you it wasn’t yours


Omnizoom

People always think that terrible people wear all there bad traits on there sleeves , like nah they know it’s bad and they hide that shit and the second they think they can get away with it then they will try to get away with it


mehnasaur

My ex was a marine but I was the one that got cheated on. You still win, but man finding out I had been played for a fool for 3 years… You only see the signs in hindsight. But had his other woman not called me, I never would’ve known.


pinks1ip

None of you knew your partner had those characteristics because you were all 18-22 year old "adults" and so were your partners.


Dr3amDweller

Should not even get married if you're going to be apart 99% of the time, it's moronic


wellhungartgallery

If you're Partner is going over seas for 3 years you prolly shouldn't be together.


Applesauce3750

The rates are insane you feel me, weird how often it happens, I mean no shit "Finding a good loyal woman" is the solution but you say that like it isn't hard. Edit: Imma be honest with you I don't know if "hard" is the right word exactly but it does take more patience to find a monogamous relationship that turns no real issues like cheating


ALCATryan

It definitely isn’t as hard as those 10 guys


Applesauce3750

LMAO


wellhungartgallery

It's not Wierd when you consider that most people join the military at 18-25 ,get married at the same age which is far too young ... Youth and impulse does not good decisions make.. . I'm surprised you're surprised.


[deleted]

Everyone in this thread wants to act like they’re the perfect spouse, but the majority will never have their partner leave for a year with limited contact. Also, speaking from experience, I knew only a handful of soldiers in my unit who weren’t cheating on their spouse. Usually with someone else in the unit too.


whosthedumbest

If your plan is to get married and then spend the next four years of your life entirely away from that person in a foreign land maybe you are not prioritizing your spouse. This is why people were historically reluctant to marry sailors.


Fit_Application8387

Literally found out yesterday my wife cheated when I deployed. We got 2 kids. I’m fucked up frfr


skepticalscribe

These comments are sad 😕


snipes1980

Makes me rethink the term, “all gave some and some gave all”


HughJamerican

Sure sounds like the wife gave a lot!


gatvolkak

Thank you both for your service


DogeWelder

Thank him for his service, thank her for her cervix


AnthonyMonaco

> Rest in Peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dived in her cervix 🫡


lolichaser01

Is this funny? Just asking seriously


D-Laz

This is one of those tragedy plus time equals comedy type situations. I think it's funny because my GF got pregnant while I was in Iraq and I have a litany of VA covered disabilities. But that was 15+ years ago.


ambisinister_gecko

Sorry matey. Probably doesn't mean much coming from some rando on the internet, but you deserved better.


thisusedyet

Man, you're really good at phone sex


GrandmasterMGK

Underrated joke


modsarethebeesknees

I am a disabled combat vet and it's not funny when the people making fun of it teenagers/reddit weirdos that like to shit on vets. But in a non malicious context it can be funny.


fireky2

In context they were asking on Twitter and got hundred of things like this and it was also around the time they were getting trolled for their twitch account.


gnosismonk

Hopefully he meant to say ex-wife


Tutes013

There's nothing funny about that.


Squirrel_Inner

It’s funny that the Army social media set themselves up like that. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the answers were similar. My brother got blown up driving a mine counter measure truck (twice) and has a neurological disorder from it. Plus PTSD and depression from the friends he lost, then the Army threw him under the bus when his wife made false charges against him. Also his wife cheated on him.


[deleted]

I can't find the twitter thread but this is exactly what happened, they got blasted with unfortunate anecdotes like this one


Perfect-Virus8415

I laughed on how quickly that went from 1000 to 0


ChesterWillard

If that's actually true.... how do you look such a woman in the eye and still respect her?


Sunil_de

You don’t


Corposjuh

Tweeted by "KingOfIncels" seems legit


FagitoLord

Ahh yes.. americans.. fighting meaningless wars for power and oil


Glinklerman

I didn’t realize it was 2008 still.. We’re too low on the totem pole to make such decisions anyway. Fucking numb-nuts..


cheesehuahuas

Ten guys that he knows of.


LogicRak91

Fake UserID. Fake tweet. But been a meme for few years.


socalhoseluvr

I am sorry to hear about what the wife did to you. What is her number?


Exotic-Chemist-191

That’s not funny, that’s horrifying


VictimOfCircuspants

We trusting that KingOfIncels served?


ambisinister_gecko

Haha thanks funnymemes, you sure know how to make me smile.


sauce288720

Ngl, just date a foreigner less likely to happen depending on which country you end up in


Poopoopeepeepuke

Dogs of war. Is that a reference to how both dogs and soldiers shit themselves over fireworks?


Basic-Bumblebee4668

Ah yes, a funny meme in the subreddit r/funnymemes, a subreddit known for containing many funny memes


Bacnnator

More like r/funnyandsad


IntelligentBanana342

Lmao bruh as a combat veteran, this shit had me laughing at loud!


infinitefragment

🎶 Eeehhhh Macarena! 🎶


SamsoniteAG1

In the army's defense his wife would have fucked 10 or more guys whether he was serving or not. The firecracker thing sucks though


SRQmoviemaker

Only 10... lucky guy


Automaton509

Same thing happened to me. This is the curse of the infantryman