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Iron_Radish_135

Are you listening to me neo, or are you looking at the woman with the red hair...Look again!


HanDavo

This is exactly were my brain went.


yawaworhtg

Me too. I don’t know why, cuz I don’t really do that usually. I think it’s not fully valid, because they make the red haired woman in this photo pop out, like more intense colors than anything else, so it is the first thing you see


Great_Creator_

She do got juicy cake flaps


Koil_ting

Is this Finn The human?


ICantDoThisAnymore91

J.T. Dogzone


Bryan_OBlivion

Don't read that stuff


PlasmaJadeRaven

Some would say, you could place a **cup** on those


HollowVesterian

I'm pretty sure the image was edited for you to specifically look at the woman. Can you see how she seems out if place? As if she was cropped out of another brighter image? Or maybe I'm overcomplicating idk :P


jamsterical

Yeah you can see that the building to the left is casting a shadow, and everyone else is in it while she has sunshine on her shoulder, somehow.


Inevitable_Physics

Her shoulders were not the thing that caught my eye. Sue me.


plantsfromplants

She has shoulders?


Successful_Print_559

Yes, I think that they are attached to tat'Ass.. I mean don't people with asses usually have shoulders.. I'll look again to make sure.... .... That ass. what was I supposed to be looking for again?


thumpngroove

Sylvester Stallone stealing a handbag has sun on his face, too. Maybe it’s just the way the photo was taken.


ContentWorry4528

Too tall to be Sly IMHO. I sal it’s Ringo Starr.


MisterProfGuy

She's about to step into the shadow; you can tell by the person next to her. You'd see the line at her feet if you zoomed out. She might have been saturation enhanced, it's tough to tell.


biAndslyReporter

Also, the photographer/ editor of the photo made sure she was on the 1/3 line going vertically and horizontally. So the eye was attracted to her hair (upper third) and ass (lower third).


littlebilliechzburga

It just looks like she is standing on the corner of a building and just catching the light. The guy in front of her is also lot, and you can just make out where the shadow starts on the ground


procheeseburger

I looked at the ass before even noticed there was text..


RondoCrabBalls

same lamo


Monechetti

Same


TheKwekKwekGod

Can’t blame Neo during that scene


russellzerotohero

It’s funny I watched that movie the first time when I was like 10 and didn’t get why neo didn’t notice the other stuff. I get it now though


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

He was noticing her not because of her beauty, that helped, but because she stood out. Your eyes/brain are evolved to notice outliers, like a green tile on an otherwise black and white chessboard, you'll instantly notice the green before anything else because it's such a stark outlier Same thing here, it helps that she's attractive, but the light and her hair both set her apart to stand out from the more darkly colored crowd. The point of the simulation was to emphasize that you need to notice outliers, and that they can have deadly consequences, because the agents can change things (causing a repetition error) and because they can be anyone, so you have to constantly be on your guard against them. But yes, also boobs


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Lmao same


carnsolus

>Are you listening to me neo, or are you looking at the woman with the red to be fair, everyone else is wearing muted or dark colours so she stands out quite a bit


Semiapies

And she's also making eye contact with him as she approaches. (And gorgeous, to sustain attention.) I never did notice until it was pointed out to me that all the extras in that scene were twins...


ziggypeachfuzz

my little queer butt thought it was about the dress lmao


OneFish2Fish3

Dammit I was just about to comment this you beat me to it


slattsmunster

That white walker came out of nowhere.


OwlOfFortune

Red dress*


thisismeritehere

He’s modifying the quote to fit the picture


sFire-010

The "Comment the first thing you saw" caption


Suphack27

r/beatmetoit


DEBSUB

r/beatmeattoit


huurb69

💀


Any-Faithlessness-72

Second thing I saw.


qtpieEmi

🥩💀


lord_diablo_

r/beatmywifetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Arnilum

r/asubthatactuallyexists


Vaerirn

r/tiasfe


homicidalstoat

r/beatyoutodeathwithit


SufficientPangolin92

r/beatmywifetoit


IsaKissTheRain

r/beatingtoit


Daniel77795

A monster


[deleted]

A monster ass


IncredulousSquirrel

It was an ass, a monster ass 🎶


ClonedLiger

We clap the ass; we clap the monster ass🎼


Omega_Lynx

it was a graveyard smash! we smashed that ass!


ArgyleGhoul

I still would smash (and take photos with flash). Waoooooooooo wop-wop-WAoooooooo


Alchemy-Revenge

This killed me


wiggle98

And made me want. To. Smash 🎶


shining101

‘To the graveyard and smash 🎶


SureYeahOkCool

Fit for a graveyard smash!


No-Insect-7544

Oh my god


TheNervyNerd

It was a graveyard smash 🎶


hikingwithcamera

White walker


biggiepants

The bad ending (and disappointing last seasons) didn't undo my white walker spotting training.


RealExplorer

Looks like the Night King from GOT.


hatti_ko_chak

A what now?


kacarf

Ass


DonutLover69420

I saw her first cause it looks like she’s photoshopped in cause of how bright she is compared to everything else Edit: to everyone that says if you look closely you can obv see the beam of light shining on her (i already saw it), but at first glance you won’t see it you’ll see something bright


FriedTreeSap

Plus I was looking at the picture from left to right while scrolling through other headlines, so it was physically the first place my eyes looked as well.


Kernel_Eb_Stuart

excuses excuses...


Sumopwr

In English your eyes are trained to work information from top left


Kilvanoshei

A good percentage of Japanese or Chinese folks might see the White Walker first, as they read top to bottom, right to left first.


shibuinuchan

I speak Chinese and Japanese and all I see is ass


glamourshot_airsoft

I'm neither of those yet saw the cosplayer first and the woman last.


Adeline_Thorne

First the cosplayer, then that fuzzy red thingy up at the top right, then the ladies gorgeous hair, then her bright ass shoulder, then the dude in the far left, then back to the lady but this time her ass. I'm from the USA, but also I'm just weird and my brain learns best with visuals so the most unusual and possibly dangerous things always pop out first.


CreepyHall1347

yeah i’m just lookin at ass cuz ass


divurchic

Her direction is off too…


ghoulieandrews

Unless she's walking over to talk to the old guy? Or going towards a door? Wtf do you mean, you've never seen anyone not walk in a straight line?


Irishpanda1971

She's heading over for her Weekend at Bernie's, if ya catch my drift.


I_Combust420

Everyone is walking in the same path but her, which makes her stand out. Calm down. You didn’t own anyone with your superior intellect.


State_of_Flux_88

I assume u/divchurch meant she is the only person walking away from the camera, as opposed to everyone else walking towards it/facing it. I don’t think the comment was about her walking at a slight angle.


TvALoki

That's a smart way to say ass..


Chaos-Eater

Is that sass?


boersc

could be accidental sunshine, but yes, she does stick out because of how bright she is. Then again, the pouch that man in the middle is wearing was a close second!


Great-Emu-War

I am an ass man


GallifreyKnight

1. Ass 2. Ass


xAly93

4, 5, 6, 7 asses


[deleted]

I am an ass, man.


Nico311

Also ALSO ass


KoshekhTheCat

Koo-koo-ass-chew..


MomoCubano

Billy gunn is that you


YFLwiddaHomies

Another high testosterone man, respect


BranislavBGD

Men of highly refined culture! We know what's best. 🍑❤️


Jymantis

Also ass


Hylianbastard69

\#metoo


PowerUserSC2

same tbh


Ghostofslickville

Mary Jane's ass?


astrasthetic

This guy got seven awards for saying the word ass


Addickted-_-

😔


LiterColaFarva

The one thing that has been color enhanced so we would look at it first


capliberty

Well done you my good man .


bitmanyak

Where does the comma go in your sentence?


mcconorjam

It’s also on the left side of the screen which if you read left to right, you’re more likely to scan pictures that way too


Vegetable_Sector_316

Unless you’re Japanese.


haikusbot

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9FrameMid

A bot that counts syllables is very impressive.


HuckleberryShort

I imagine someone just went through a dictionary and populated a matrix with words and corresponding numbers of syllables


9FrameMid

Right, but how they are getting the syllable count is what impresses me (unless they are just hard coding the amounts). It counts 17 syllables and need to make sure it hits a 5 | 7 | 5 with no overflow per line... it's neat is all I'm saying. It's a little leetcode problem.


Efficient_Shame_8106

It's so lame to do this. The first thing I was going to notice was her ass anyways.


WillTrade4Food

Thank you. Most posts like this consist of this bullshit


11chuckles

Who woulda guessed the brain sees a bright, colorful object placed more in the foreground than a dark, dull object in the midground


ShettingOnMyToilet

Guy with shades because i scrolled lees then a half way down lol


[deleted]

I saw the fanny pack he's wearing.... I don't know what that says about me. Didn't notice any ass till the comments.


hus1234hgt1

Buuuuttttt I did see the nightwalker straight after.


hallgod33

I saw the white walker 🍑


Odd_Ad6752

Beautiful ass which has beautiful red hair


tProton2

This sounds a little funny 🤣


Zeef1979

I hope her ass is hairless tbh 😵‍💫


King-James_

Red on top means 🔥 in the hole…


Significant-Buy-4598

lol


DigitalZeth

hair adds to the fun


Zeef1979

It adds..thats a fact


trissypie

Lmao! This is what I think about my husband’s. He’s ginger.


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BlondeJess19

The man-purse on the guy in between the zombie and the alleged female


[deleted]

The three horsemen of Reddit 1) Sex stuff 2) Fandom 3) Criticizing other people’s choices


UtahBrian

>man-purse Holy gosh, my first thought was that that couldn't really be a murse. Awful.


SaltMineForeman

First thing I noticed was the pink bag near that.


Extreme_Hearing4898

The text above.


Stundorn

this!


Independent-Poet5441

The only person that's in sunlight


Diavel88

The NPCs with a quest are always highlighted. Poor necro dude had no chance.


Occasionalfocus

Your Mom


Straight-Persimmon52

Oh no! I saw White Walker first :( am I gay? xD


some_bald_boi

Put away you dick, Walkuh


StepMaverick

Ghoul man, followed by ass.


Ok_Mistake_7498

Which Got season is this?


Middle-Confection-69

It is a deleted scene when a white walker manages to enter the crypts of Winterfell and Sansa is wearing some very tight hot-pants trying to seduce it. However, the producers cut the scene off thinking it is highly unrealistic for a walker to enter the crypts from the outside as it is basically unbreachable.


TheGruberGreat

The red heads ass.


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cfboi

That's a SILLY question.


Duke-of-plymouth

Haha yeah me too 😂 I was like wait there’s a monster too haha


Natural_Register2299

Men in white beard


Own-Reporter-1926

Redheads arse


blacknolife2

nice ass


JaymesGrl

The dead looking person, then the vague outline of the bloke next to him, then the bright shorts on the lady.


cyberknock

The beautiful woman


BuckRusty

The white walker.


[deleted]

Ass. I'm a terrible, terrible human being driven by sexual longings, I admit that.


Berrywonderland

It's because it's where the light hits. It called a highlight it draws your attention. It's all about photo composition, nothing to do with being sexually driven. Although I am sure you are like most of us... xD


Skafdir

>nothing to do with being sexually driven I would say that is a small factor here. But yes, it is mostly light. (and also the quality of the picture, everything else is blurry in that, while that woman appears to have at least twice as many pixels.)


Indicationofthenight

Nope u just a male with unfulfilled sexual desires 😄


JotyJiv15

Legs


GregTheMad

Finally, had to scroll far to long to find you, fellow leg person.


Responsible-Diet-147

The guy in the middle, wearing a black sweater.


ass4life70

Ass cheeks!


nic0ni1

The text


AsparagusNo732

Red headed booty


Winterfell_Ice

not gonna lie I zeroed in on that ass and then the red hair


MrOpinionated22

Nice a$$


roam3D

Not gonna lie, i live beautiful hair... especially Red. That ginger hair is an insane magnet for me 🙏


DaBestCommenter

Damn dats a phat ass.


kardemimmi

Woman in a red dress


panchode1986

The red head


jay_marcus_rustler

cakes


Sakpan74Gr

Ass!


Remarkable_Style8663

Nice ass


vanillatoo

Ass


UEFRIENDLY

Ass


SnooRabbits6160

I saw the red head first


[deleted]

Dat ass tho


MoneyBeneficial6056

Her ass....


Special_Pollution188

The woman’s butt to the left.


47pratzz

Base


how_would_i_know1

Redhead then her ass. Asain man then white walker


Hungry-Dentist-2370

Romarg, Destroyer of Earth


ThePerfectP0tat0

The red hair, not the girl, just the hair


TheHumbleUmbreon

The majority of people perceive images/text from left to right so don't feel bad folks.


karmakiller666

A red.... flag


joernal

the big red snow shuvel / bus


dethaxe

Ass


Fem-Intersex_Gamer

What can I say I’m an ass kind of woman


psychotatertot

The red heads ass 🤣


Butterbutt508

Girls butt


ieen14

I would have died, only see ass.


dingoostarr

Juicy ass cheeks


Freakingreat

Red head fills out those shorts just right


Herculean_king

The shitter on that critter. Lol


honkie2shoes

Ass


cardinals8989

Dat ass, not going to lie.


Mitt102486

Honestly I saw the dude in the middle, monster in peripheral, then ass cause it’s bright as hell.


SaintGrv

Red hair great ass ofcourse 😎


Moar_tacos

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


Darknader-

Peaches 🍑


DEADLocked90000

it was because it was the brightest thing in the picture, i swear


ShadowGryphon

Fuck yeah I saw the red head.


Walli98

That woman’s ass, legs, and waist in that order. I saw the scary guy too. Eventually.


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

"Not shaming him or anything but is that man carrying a purse? Or perhaps it's a satche- ...ooh, nice butt."


dakid2578

Woman with the phat ass


Abitooo

The image


wolf0fcanada

First the red haired lady, then the middle guy, then the creepy guy, then the red haired lady's lovely butt.


hunkyboy75

That ass


T-189

Booty and the Beast.