By - HappyJacket3113
Are you listening to me neo, or are you looking at the woman with the red hair...Look again!
This is exactly were my brain went.
Me too. I don’t know why, cuz I don’t really do that usually. I think it’s not fully valid, because they make the red haired woman in this photo pop out, like more intense colors than anything else, so it is the first thing you see
She do got juicy cake flaps
Is this Finn The human?
Don't read that stuff
Some would say, you could place a **cup** on those
I'm pretty sure the image was edited for you to specifically look at the woman. Can you see how she seems out if place? As if she was cropped out of another brighter image? Or maybe I'm overcomplicating idk :P
Yeah you can see that the building to the left is casting a shadow, and everyone else is in it while she has sunshine on her shoulder, somehow.
Her shoulders were not the thing that caught my eye. Sue me.
She has shoulders?
Yes, I think that they are attached to tat'Ass.. I mean don't people with asses usually have shoulders..
I'll look again to make sure....
.... That ass. what was I supposed to be looking for again?
Sylvester Stallone stealing a handbag has sun on his face, too. Maybe it’s just the way the photo was taken.
Too tall to be Sly IMHO. I sal it’s Ringo Starr.
She's about to step into the shadow; you can tell by the person next to her. You'd see the line at her feet if you zoomed out.
She might have been saturation enhanced, it's tough to tell.
Also, the photographer/ editor of the photo made sure she was on the 1/3 line going vertically and horizontally. So the eye was attracted to her hair (upper third) and ass (lower third).
It just looks like she is standing on the corner of a building and just catching the light. The guy in front of her is also lot, and you can just make out where the shadow starts on the ground
I looked at the ass before even noticed there was text..
Can’t blame Neo during that scene
It’s funny I watched that movie the first time when I was like 10 and didn’t get why neo didn’t notice the other stuff. I get it now though
He was noticing her not because of her beauty, that helped, but because she stood out. Your eyes/brain are evolved to notice outliers, like a green tile on an otherwise black and white chessboard, you'll instantly notice the green before anything else because it's such a stark outlier Same thing here, it helps that she's attractive, but the light and her hair both set her apart to stand out from the more darkly colored crowd. The point of the simulation was to emphasize that you need to notice outliers, and that they can have deadly consequences, because the agents can change things (causing a repetition error) and because they can be anyone, so you have to constantly be on your guard against them.
But yes, also boobs
>Are you listening to me neo, or are you looking at the woman with the red
to be fair, everyone else is wearing muted or dark colours so she stands out quite a bit
And she's also making eye contact with him as she approaches.
(And gorgeous, to sustain attention.)
I never did notice until it was pointed out to me that all the extras in that scene were twins...
my little queer butt thought it was about the dress lmao
Dammit I was just about to comment this you beat me to it
That white walker came out of nowhere.
He’s modifying the quote to fit the picture
The "Comment the first thing you saw" caption
Second thing I saw.
A monster ass
It was an ass, a monster ass 🎶
We clap the ass; we clap the monster ass🎼
it was a graveyard smash! we smashed that ass!
I still would smash (and take photos with flash).
This killed me
And made me want. To. Smash 🎶
‘To the graveyard and smash 🎶
Fit for a graveyard smash!
Oh my god
It was a graveyard smash 🎶
The bad ending (and disappointing last seasons) didn't undo my white walker spotting training.
Looks like the Night King from GOT.
A what now?
I saw her first cause it looks like she’s photoshopped in cause of how bright she is compared to everything else
Edit: to everyone that says if you look closely you can obv see the beam of light shining on her (i already saw it), but at first glance you won’t see it you’ll see something bright
Plus I was looking at the picture from left to right while scrolling through other headlines, so it was physically the first place my eyes looked as well.
In English your eyes are trained to work information from top left
A good percentage of Japanese or Chinese folks might see the White Walker first, as they read top to bottom, right to left first.
I speak Chinese and Japanese and all I see is ass
I'm neither of those yet saw the cosplayer first and the woman last.
First the cosplayer, then that fuzzy red thingy up at the top right, then the ladies gorgeous hair, then her bright ass shoulder, then the dude in the far left, then back to the lady but this time her ass. I'm from the USA, but also I'm just weird and my brain learns best with visuals so the most unusual and possibly dangerous things always pop out first.
yeah i’m just lookin at ass cuz ass
Her direction is off too…
Unless she's walking over to talk to the old guy? Or going towards a door? Wtf do you mean, you've never seen anyone not walk in a straight line?
She's heading over for her Weekend at Bernie's, if ya catch my drift.
Everyone is walking in the same path but her, which makes her stand out. Calm down. You didn’t own anyone with your superior intellect.
I assume u/divchurch meant she is the only person walking away from the camera, as opposed to everyone else walking towards it/facing it. I don’t think the comment was about her walking at a slight angle.
That's a smart way to say ass..
Is that sass?
could be accidental sunshine, but yes, she does stick out because of how bright she is.
Then again, the pouch that man in the middle is wearing was a close second!
I am an ass man
1. Ass 2. Ass
4, 5, 6, 7 asses
I am an ass, man.
Also ALSO ass
Billy gunn is that you
Another high testosterone man, respect
Men of highly refined culture! We know what's best. 🍑❤️
Mary Jane's ass?
This guy got seven awards for saying the word ass
The one thing that has been color enhanced so we would look at it first
Well done you my good man .
Where does the comma go in your sentence?
It’s also on the left side of the screen which if you read left to right, you’re more likely to scan pictures that way too
Unless you’re Japanese.
*The one thing that has*
*Been color enhanced so we*
*Would look at it first*
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A bot that counts syllables is very impressive.
I imagine someone just went through a dictionary and populated a matrix with words and corresponding numbers of syllables
Right, but how they are getting the syllable count is what impresses me (unless they are just hard coding the amounts). It counts 17 syllables and need to make sure it hits a 5 | 7 | 5 with no overflow per line... it's neat is all I'm saying. It's a little leetcode problem.
It's so lame to do this. The first thing I was going to notice was her ass anyways.
Thank you. Most posts like this consist of this bullshit
Who woulda guessed the brain sees a bright, colorful object placed more in the foreground than a dark, dull object in the midground
Guy with shades because i scrolled lees then a half way down lol
I saw the fanny pack he's wearing.... I don't know what that says about me. Didn't notice any ass till the comments.
Buuuuttttt I did see the nightwalker straight after.
I saw the white walker 🍑
Beautiful ass which has beautiful red hair
This sounds a little funny 🤣
I hope her ass is hairless tbh 😵💫
Red on top means 🔥 in the hole…
hair adds to the fun
It adds..thats a fact
Lmao! This is what I think about my husband’s. He’s ginger.
The man-purse on the guy in between the zombie and the alleged female
The three horsemen of Reddit
1) Sex stuff
3) Criticizing other people’s choices
Holy gosh, my first thought was that that couldn't really be a murse. Awful.
First thing I noticed was the pink bag near that.
The text above.
The only person that's in sunlight
The NPCs with a quest are always highlighted. Poor necro dude had no chance.
Oh no! I saw White Walker first :(
am I gay? xD
Put away you dick, Walkuh
Ghoul man, followed by ass.
Which Got season is this?
It is a deleted scene when a white walker manages to enter the crypts of Winterfell and Sansa is wearing some very tight hot-pants trying to seduce it. However, the producers cut the scene off thinking it is highly unrealistic for a walker to enter the crypts from the outside as it is basically unbreachable.
The red heads ass.
That's a SILLY question.
Haha yeah me too 😂 I was like wait there’s a monster too haha
Men in white beard
The dead looking person, then the vague outline of the bloke next to him, then the bright shorts on the lady.
The beautiful woman
The white walker.
I'm a terrible, terrible human being driven by sexual longings, I admit that.
It's because it's where the light hits. It called a highlight it draws your attention. It's all about photo composition, nothing to do with being sexually driven. Although I am sure you are like most of us... xD
>nothing to do with being sexually driven
I would say that is a small factor here.
But yes, it is mostly light. (and also the quality of the picture, everything else is blurry in that, while that woman appears to have at least twice as many pixels.)
Nope u just a male with unfulfilled sexual desires 😄
Finally, had to scroll far to long to find you, fellow leg person.
The guy in the middle, wearing a black sweater.
Red headed booty
not gonna lie I zeroed in on that ass and then the red hair
Not gonna lie, i live beautiful hair... especially Red. That ginger hair is an insane magnet for me 🙏
Damn dats a phat ass.
Woman in a red dress
The red head
I saw the red head first
Dat ass tho
The woman’s butt to the left.
Redhead then her ass. Asain man then white walker
Romarg, Destroyer of Earth
The red hair, not the girl, just the hair
The majority of people perceive images/text from left to right so don't feel bad folks.
A red.... flag
the big red snow shuvel / bus
What can I say I’m an ass kind of woman
The red heads ass 🤣
I would have died, only see ass.
Juicy ass cheeks
Red head fills out those shorts just right
The shitter on that critter. Lol
Dat ass, not going to lie.
Honestly I saw the dude in the middle, monster in peripheral, then ass cause it’s bright as hell.
Red hair great ass ofcourse 😎
it was because it was the brightest thing in the picture, i swear
Fuck yeah I saw the red head.
That woman’s ass, legs, and waist in that order. I saw the scary guy too. Eventually.
"Not shaming him or anything but is that man carrying a purse? Or perhaps it's a satche-
...ooh, nice butt."
Woman with the phat ass
First the red haired lady, then the middle guy, then the creepy guy, then the red haired lady's lovely butt.
Booty and the Beast.