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Serious Richard Face
He does actually look like a Richard
This is the way
Last name Visage
Haha my thoughts exactly
Popped in for the Richard jokes. Was not disappointed.
Don't be bringing nightwing into this
Be subtle. Name the cat Nightwing and everyone thinks it's a Batman thing and then one person pauses. OH.
Perfect subtle dick joke.
Would definitely be that one person. I love this.
Well clue us in!!
Lol, Nightwing is the superhero persona of Richard (Dick) Grayson, who started out as the first Robin.
Way to subtle for me lol
That or you could name the cat Damien Wayne.
(cuz he's a dick, iirc)
Richard Hammond.... aka "The Hamster"
Hammond YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
That's Gotham's ass
Hi, I’m Robert Grayson.
Let me review: Richard Grayson looks damn serious for a cat with a dick on his face.
Oml u/CaregiverElectronic3 that’s my name 😔 I was named after dick Grayson (Robin)
On the subject of Dick Grayson, I walked in on my friend listening to some comic video explaining some part of his story but I just "Dick went in and came back out" but I couldn't make out much more than that and I thought he listening to something very different lmao
Does he grow up to become cat man?
200th upvote, and I knew someone else would have said Richard!
The only correct answer LOLZ
Dick head is a strong contender
Dickface is way better
I know a cat named dickface
Same reason too
There’s a dick on your pussy.
Formal name “Richard Head”
I know a person with this name and I’ve always wondered why his parents did it.
Same but I was leaning towards Dickhead.
I had a cat named knobby when I was a kid.
My parents' friends' dog (a sheltie) was named knobby. He was the first dog I ever spent time around and was perhaps the first dog I ever petted.
I had a cat named "Nabi" (pronounced "Knobby") as a kid. Nabi is Korean for "butterfly".
Turns out my mother named her that because she had a habit of wandering from flower to flower and pissing on them.
It seems fitting then
General obi wan knobby
Boris Johnson. To really emphasise both ends.
Usually name animals based on the way they look. Dicks, or Balls is what I'd go with lol
Now you can be all fancy.
Internally: “Don’t say dickface, don’t say dickface, don’t say dic..”
How about cockface?!
willy you take this cock in your mouth.
Hugh. G. Rection.
Sounds like something from impractical jokers
Cara de verga
Captain Ahab, or Richard.
Kids went to school with a boy named Peter Hathcock. His parents had to have hated him
My mom went to school with a girl named Tammy Tittsworth. There's no good name to pair with that last name but did it really have to start with a "T"?
Seconded. Came here to suggest this.
You sir are undervalued
He has a wife, you know
Do you know what they call her?
She is called Incontinentia
Damn you, damn you to hell!
Call him Recycled just like your post karma hunter.
Edit: Thanks guys
To the top with you!
Is it my turn to repost?
No! I am next. I've been in line for this, for about 6 months.
Maybe I should try that.
You got em champ, way to go, can't be more proud, glad me and your mom made ya, we raised ya good, CONGRATULATIONS,
I upvoted this comment but I have no idea what it means
What the fuck, lol. I need some context
Advanced Yo Mama joke is the context. And well played at that
Upcycle this man's comment.
Call him Moby for short and only a few people will connect the dots.
I think everyone will.
I think you’re right
I’d have gone for John Thomas lol
Dick face, or Nixon
Thats my last name asshole
You lost at life
Asshole Dixon?? Your parents are mean.
Yes Dickface! I have a tuxedo cat we call dickface too
Mr. Dick Face
Dick face is the only right answer
Thats my name
What's so funny? It's just Carl.
its HARD to say. he looks a little cock eyed! ........i'll see myself out
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed!!! Lmao!
Sir Richard (Dick) cranium the 3rd
Came here to say this.
Everyone’s going to think I’m lying, but I swear we had a substitute teacher when I was in high school named Richard Head. Anyway, name it after him.
I suspect I went to school with your teacher :/ His dad was the principal - also Richard.
I worked with a guy named Richard Holder. Sadly it took me about 3 years to get the joke.
I totally believe you. Went to college with a dude named Richard Chew.
Mr. Wiggle, Mr. Johnson, twig and berries, white rider.
Boner or Stubby.
Frank. As in franks and beans would work.
Mr. Johnson lolol
that's an old picture
That's a weird name.
keep thinking penis head for some reason.
That cat is cursed, and he doesn't even realize it.
Omg no way is this really the world famous u/B-L-O-C-K-S, I’m honoured to meet you dawg but I have to say you need to chill with the underage girls stuff that’s not cool
I like penis face
Worked for the boat, might as well try it here.
Dicknose. So you can say "what are you lookin at, Dicknose?"
I think it's obvious.
Twig N. Berries
Dickface, ballcheeks or Tim.
Cock and Balls
I’ve got the perrrrrfect name. Bare with me here
Dr. Irving Charles Kloppenstein