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Interesting_Key_5476

Richard


FutureFriendly8738

Well played


K1tsunea

​ ![gif](giphy|hXDrTueJWAscK3xWQ2)


redgingersnaps

Richard’s Face


libertyandfreedom22

Richard Head


[deleted]

Serious Richard Face


TenaciousPix

He does actually look like a Richard


BanjoJude

This is the way


Oxymiscreant

Last name Visage


CaregiverElectronic3

Richard Grayson


Impressive-Spell-643

Haha my thoughts exactly


born2lurq

Popped in for the Richard jokes. Was not disappointed.


SunPtah

Priceless comedy.


WonderfulJacket8

Don't be bringing nightwing into this


DefinitelyNotAliens

Be subtle. Name the cat Nightwing and everyone thinks it's a Batman thing and then one person pauses. OH. Perfect subtle dick joke.


dekergs

Would definitely be that one person. I love this.


GreyMurphy01

Well clue us in!!


dekergs

Lol, Nightwing is the superhero persona of Richard (Dick) Grayson, who started out as the first Robin.


discobunnywalker75

Way to subtle for me lol


Zeebuoy

That or you could name the cat Damien Wayne. (cuz he's a dick, iirc)


grollate

Wayne Kerr


FunWillScreen_Produc

Richard Inson


Nojopar

Richard Hammond.... aka "The Hamster"


SoonlyXo

Hammond YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY


Batdog55110

That's Gotham's ass


Vivid_Target

Richard Dickson


Tammy2023

Balls


Dr-Stink-Stank

Hi, I’m Robert Grayson.


skill-seeker

Let me review: Richard Grayson looks damn serious for a cat with a dick on his face.


Gr1zlee

Oml u/CaregiverElectronic3 that’s my name 😔 I was named after dick Grayson (Robin)


EagleStrike21

On the subject of Dick Grayson, I walked in on my friend listening to some comic video explaining some part of his story but I just "Dick went in and came back out" but I couldn't make out much more than that and I thought he listening to something very different lmao


Bacnnator

Does he grow up to become cat man?


TheRiddlerCum

Lmao


Darkfury2454

200th upvote, and I knew someone else would have said Richard!


Mootivate

Threads over.


MikeYagoobian

Willy


M-O-NEY

Dickface


rotterdamn8

The only correct answer LOLZ


Rdtodushanbe

Dick head is a strong contender


UrNotMyGF

Dickface is way better


meme_sare_good

I know a cat named dickface Same reason too


Come_along_quietly

There’s a dick on your pussy.


NeilDeWheel

Knobby


shadowjacque

Richard


JRBI

Formal name “Richard Head”


thunder_lizard123

I know a person with this name and I’ve always wondered why his parents did it.


HipsterOtter

Dick


PSawyer10250

Same but I was leaning towards Dickhead.


RockstarAgent

Girthy


ElButtTurd

Girth Brooks


some_boring_dude

I had a cat named knobby when I was a kid.


Durvesh_18

Ballsy 😂


iamhe02

My parents' friends' dog (a sheltie) was named knobby. He was the first dog I ever spent time around and was perhaps the first dog I ever petted.


TemporaryLikeSadness

Weinus


Hate-O-Matic

I had a cat named "Nabi" (pronounced "Knobby") as a kid. Nabi is Korean for "butterfly". Turns out my mother named her that because she had a habit of wandering from flower to flower and pissing on them.


Intelligent_Fan_2065

It seems fitting then


click353

General obi wan knobby


the_grand_troll

Johnson


somedaysoul

Boris Johnson. To really emphasise both ends.


Otherwise_Intelect

Usually name animals based on the way they look. Dicks, or Balls is what I'd go with lol


drunkenWINO

Senor Dickface


Educational_Slice_38

*señor Now you can be all fancy.


meep-2

ẞ3ñör?


DingoAltair

Internally: “Don’t say dickface, don’t say dickface, don’t say dic..” How about cockface?! Internally: “nice”


mc-scatkat

Rod


Saxman8845

Dildo Swaggins


Shadador

willy you take this cock in your mouth.


froooooosh

Hugh. G. Rection.


jamesramos98

Sounds like something from impractical jokers


Historical_Sound_370

Cara de verga


teetwelvetwenty

"COCKEYE"


Magnaflux747

Dickhead


Back4what-Back4more

Dick face


Salty_Anybody_1344

Captain Ahab, or Richard.


crazypants9

Peter


bflamingo63

Kids went to school with a boy named Peter Hathcock. His parents had to have hated him


PanolaStreet

My mom went to school with a girl named Tammy Tittsworth. There's no good name to pair with that last name but did it really have to start with a "T"?


dirk-machosword

Seconded. Came here to suggest this.


Classic-Pop-3935

You sir are undervalued


NeonGhoulie

Bickus Dickus


eeveeinateacup

He has a wife, you know


NeonGhoulie

Do you know what they call her?


eeveeinateacup

She is called Incontinentia


NeonGhoulie

*snickers*


eeveeinateacup

Incontinentia Buttocks


xBiGuSDicKuSx

Damn you, damn you to hell!


Dapper-Citron-4694

Call him Recycled just like your post karma hunter. Edit: Thanks guys


smallstarseeker

To the top with you!


AmmotheDoberman

Snap!


dougxpino

Is it my turn to repost?


GreyMurphy01

No! I am next. I've been in line for this, for about 6 months.


LrdOfTheBlings

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/u9cg12/serious_suggestions_only/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Dianagorgon

Maybe I should try that.


applecountis221

You got em champ, way to go, can't be more proud, glad me and your mom made ya, we raised ya good, CONGRATULATIONS,


Rewskie12

I upvoted this comment but I have no idea what it means


NO_quid_pro_hoe

What the fuck, lol. I need some context


PresentTip5665

Advanced Yo Mama joke is the context. And well played at that


ExplosiveDisassembly

Upcycle this man's comment.


Banuner

OH


DoDoLivesMattered

Sir phallus


Sure-Initial5202

Moby Dick


rosepetal72

Call him Moby for short and only a few people will connect the dots.


FrogMintTea

I think everyone will.


[deleted]

I think you’re right


Ban4quotingSimpsons

I’d have gone for John Thomas lol


No-Specific-3850

Biggus Dickus


Acidflare1

Dick face, or Nixon


blakewoolbright

Dixon.


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Thats my last name asshole


AlphaTemmie

You lost at life


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Lol


DIMNcollector

Asshole Dixon?? Your parents are mean.


badmojo619

Yes Dickface! I have a tuxedo cat we call dickface too


BlueberrySufficient4

Mr. Dick Face


BittersweetAki

Dick face is the only right answer


PEEPEE-

Dixon MaFase


No_Dog_09

Carl.


painandsimple

Thats my name


RemarkableMousse6950

🤣🤣🤣🤣


FusionTheGamer3

What's so funny? It's just Carl.


ManateeLover420

Exactly


filenamex5100

its HARD to say. he looks a little cock eyed! ........i'll see myself out


ZealousidealTruth277

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed!!! Lmao!


Puzzled-Confusion-82

Ballseye


RexNebular6

Boner


sw4gneto

Chodey Rhodes


PhakYhuu

Sir Richard (Dick) cranium the 3rd


sparda10123

The thickness


mysterytoy2

Dickhead


[deleted]

[удалено]


Devil_badger

Came here to say this.


Tapdancer556011

Richard


[deleted]

Gourdon


Dudebeard86

Everyone’s going to think I’m lying, but I swear we had a substitute teacher when I was in high school named Richard Head. Anyway, name it after him.


RecentCoin

I suspect I went to school with your teacher :/ His dad was the principal - also Richard.


Thevinegru2

I worked with a guy named Richard Holder. Sadly it took me about 3 years to get the joke.


TheUnseeing

I totally believe you. Went to college with a dude named Richard Chew.


savrsenihaos

Dixon


Aggravating_Public46

Cock McStuffins


Rev0lutionDaddy

Mr. Wiggle, Mr. Johnson, twig and berries, white rider.


piper_raiven64125

DOCTOR Johnson.


IllustriousCookie890

Boner or Stubby.


MysteriousStaff3388

Frank. As in franks and beans would work.


EveningInstruction36

Mr. Johnson lolol


DarthRevan1028

Dickhead


mockingbird82

Dr. Pecker


ShoddyMention2598

PeePee


No_Prize9794

Moby


BulletBeard29

Mr. Diddles


SumoriderO_O

Pussy


kissedbyfire16

that's an old picture


BourbonandStargate

That's a weird name.


Immediate-Wind-1781

u/repostsleuthbot


BourbonandStargate

Harry Glands


DeepStateAlum

Johnson


Aggravating_Wonder_9

Richard Cox


Emotional_Guide2683

Dickface McKittyfuck


NapalmWeed

Woody


BrawlStarsUser69

Dicky


guzman6900

“Peter” 🤷🏽‍♂️


Ranger_Smithh

Teabag


OfficialHampter

Mike oxlong


sminthianapollo

keep thinking penis head for some reason.


ParfaitTricky1889

Harry Balsak


heatherhobbit

Willy.


guilhermej14

That cat is cursed, and he doesn't even realize it.


Busy_Zone7044

Willy dynamite


Affectionate-Film154

Fenice


Elegant_Reference_37

Cockamamie


Sad_Pomegranate1199

Richard Dickens


Aztowman

Peck.


RuckNasty86

Rocket


Green-Bluebird-2955

Omg no way is this really the world famous u/B-L-O-C-K-S, I’m honoured to meet you dawg but I have to say you need to chill with the underage girls stuff that’s not cool


413jacob

I like penis face


No-Dragonfly1904

Dick Johnson


FriedeDom

Cialis


heatbagz

dicky mcdickface


FrogMintTea

Worked for the boat, might as well try it here.


Impressive-Spell-643

Robin


Sagordod

Peni


xdzaster23

Repost 100


DayOdd8171

Richard


Fit-Coyote-6180

Dicknose. So you can say "what are you lookin at, Dicknose?"


Osirisavior

Nightwing


ManagerNo5172

Taserface


MatrimonyAcrimony

I think it's obvious. Twig N. Berries Major Dong Sgt. Twack Testikles Ol' Dodger


Moist_Capital_8327

Dickface, ballcheeks or Tim.


Winona_the_beaver

Pecker head


wendz1980

Cocky Hunter


Relievedcorgi67

Richard


mrshexy69

Cock and Balls


miltanktrashtoo

Richard


digitdaily1

Deeeeeez….


drsnickles

Mike Hawk.


CaptZombieHero

I’ve got the perrrrrfect name. Bare with me here Repost. Perfect right?


JakeSchaf2319

Dr. Irving Charles Kloppenstein


kinejara

mr. dicckens


pissant305

F**k face.